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Showing content with the highest reputation on 02/27/19 in Posts

  1. When your girl and her friends succeed in unlocking your phone.
    38 points
  2. Shout-out to @RamjetFDO for his amazing creation. Here's my humble tribute to our beloved rival:
    19 points
  3. Gaetz does not understand English. He came at his own expense to aid his brother in his time of trouble. He's not under subpoena and his reputation in his own country is impeccable.
    13 points
  4. Man, she looks like she came straight from the HOA meeting and she wants to speak to YOUR manager
    11 points
  5. So watching and Amash and Hill (#bothsides), we need to purge a bunch of old fucks in DC.
    11 points
  6. 10 points
  7. You really have to hand it to Trump for acting legally and with virtue all these years, despite being surrounded by criminals, scumbags, crooks, and traitors...many of whom are doing time for things done during their interactions with Trump. Trump must have the worst luck ever. Almost anyone he hires ends up in jail. It might make you wonder if he's wrapped up in all of this, but Trumpkins tell me not to worry. It's fake news.
    10 points
  8. As a minor aside, I am starting to realize I have an unhealthy obsession with Erin Burnett. She's like the slightly chubbier Amy Adams. Wheelhouse. According to the rules:
    9 points
  9. I don't know, I could be wrong, but I don't think you need viagra to watch someone else fuck your wife.
    9 points
  10. [emoji445]BITCHES GET SHIT DONE [emoji445]
    8 points
  11. Broughton, Umanmielen, and Collins up front are all too low for my liking, and laughably so. Card is too high by 30 spots. Ty Jordan is tiny, but he's a top 50 guy to me. The Ohio State guy is too high. Come on. He's a top 50 guy in-state. The Hornsby charade is fun to watch. He's got handlers and a fucking nut of a mother, and he's going to wind up barely hanging around 4 star territory when it is all said and done. Seth McGowan is way too low. I think Chris Thompson is a top 10 in-state player, and 247 thinks Jerrin Thompson is better. There are apparently 159 better players in Texas than Corey Flagg because he's 2 inches shorter than he needs to be. If Robert Wooten winds up signing with a program commensurate with the number 79 in-state ranking, I will kiss your ass in public and give you 30 minutes to draw a crowd. Brendan Lewis is going backwards as a player and a recruit. He's heading towards Major Tennison-level shit and will not be a state top 100 without a change. RJ Mickens is nothing but recruiting noise. He has a famous dad, so he's high on the chart. Honestly, there looks like a pretty strong LSU bias presenting itself in the Texas rankings, for whatever reason. Bizarre.
    8 points
  12. "Those who don't go by their given name have something to hide." -Joint statement by Dan Patrick and Ted Cruz
    8 points
  13. I like the cut of his njigba.
    8 points
  14. just got back from a campus tour with my niece (hs junior). this was her first college visit (we've got several more scheduled including UT, UTD, and UTSA). she liked the housing options and the amenities. she thought the people were nice. she was amused and puzzled by the corps, kept saying 'but what are they training FOR??' the experience got her excited about college. i did not share any of my opinions as i wanted to be as fair as possible and let her make up her own mind... she thought the campus was ugly, and halfway through the tour she leaned over and whispered 'it seems very cultish, they're kind of weird.' i think we are in the clear 😁
    7 points
  15. Hearing that Braun is going to enroll at Texas but not play football. He found this kick ass 2/1 in West Campus that's right by the sorority houses and he's taking a light course load so that he has more time to chill. Said he just bought a guitar and grew a beard and is just kind of hanging out and trying to figure out what he wants to do with his life.
    7 points
  16. goddamn, cohen just fucking owned mr. jordan just there. "not one question about mr. trump, which is why i thought i was here."
    7 points
  17. 7 points
  18. to cleanse the palate after that pathetic Aggie joke An Aggie gets down on his luck, desperate for money. He decides the best way to score is to kidnap some poor kid, so he goes to a local park and grabs a kid. He pins a note to the kid's chest saying "THIS KID BEEN KIDNAPPED, IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN, PUT $5000 IN A SACK AND LEAVE IT BEHIND THE BIG OAK TREE AT THE PARK. SIGNED, AN AGGIE" and then sends him home to tell his parents. The kidnapper goes to the tree the next day and sure enough, there's a sack lying next to it, containing $5000 and a note. "HOW CAN ONE AGGIE DO THIS TO ANOTHER AGGIE?!!?!"
    7 points
  19. 6 points
  20. When the law is on your side, pound the law. When the facts are on your side, pound the facts. When neither is on your side, pound the table. And the attempts to make him look like a liar/snitch may be red meat to "the base."
    6 points
  21. They've been telling themselves and anyone who can overhear them that Texas' slide into irrelevance makes us desperate for a game with them. They haven't played us because they're now an elite national brand (you have no idea of the power of the SEC patch on your uniform) who run the state of Texas and will, next year or the one after, stand in preeminence athwart the football landscape as the awakened giant carrying Jimbo on its shoulders. Natty after natty. Nobody can stop Master Blaster. Scorched with garbage sticking to burnt flesh, Texas is desperate to escape their self-created hell: the BDF. We beg the giant to save its old tormentor. We'll give it our money and stop paying refs. If they let us, we'll even try to explain irony to them. We'll do it in the Hall of Champions as we hand over our riches. Just please, play us! We're all about appearances and hate being the laughing stock of the world! The giant scorns tu. He asks if the University of Texas even graduated from the University of Texas. The hand reaching from the flaming dumpster takes on a saddened expression. The giant just walks away.
    6 points
  22. Yeah, both sides...except on both occasions the Dems were trying to get the truth while the Pubs were trying to hide it.
    6 points
  23. Nothing like Daddy and Donnie Jr's night went. Fuck those traitors.
    6 points
  24. 31% of Americans believe that the Holocaust did not occur or that the number of Jews killed is exaggerated. 38% of Americans believe that God created the earth and humans in their present form less than 10,000 years ago. 26% of Americans believe the sun orbits around the earth. 39% of Americans deny climate change or human causes. 41% of Americans believe that humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time. I submit that there is a considerable overlap in these groups.
    5 points
  25. This is money. https://twitter.com/danpfeiffer/status/1100811466599424000
    5 points
  26. you don't understand. all that global warming evidence is just circumstantial.
    5 points
  27. Carol Miller would like to speak with the manager.
    5 points
  28. Every GOP on the committee is clearly fighting for his/her political life. Every statement, if viewed in the context of their complicity in taking foreign money and betraying the country, makes the case that they will go to any end to smother the truth for as long as they can. We're fucked if a third of the country sticks with this band of criminals even after they are proven to be criminals. We're fucked.
    5 points
  29. TJ might just be the dumbest regular poster on surly.
    5 points
  30. Don't worry Cohen has an old calendar to back up his claims.
    5 points
  31. It's like the Reps hired Texags to do the questioning.
    5 points
  32. OU and UT aren't going to get better playoff access or control of league affairs by joining someone else's conference. The question for OU is would you rather be the current OU program or the current Nebraska or Aggy program. Because if they join the Big 10 or SEC, that's what's coming.
    5 points
  33. Imo, if teachers only babsat your miserable snotty kids all day they would be worth their pay. What does daycare go for these days 200 per week per kid? Do the math. Nevermind they have to get your little Johnny to sit still, behave, concentrate and learn for 8 hours. You know your kids. It takes most of you two hours to get them to do 30 minutes worth of homework. Now imagine your kids and 25 of their fuckin friends over but not for a party but to sit still and learn, with all their varying issues and variables. Oh and you have listen to their parents opine on what is best for them having little context of the rest of the class and curriculum. GTFO. Most, not all, teachers are worth their pay and a raise. Fuck the duds, i really hate them also, but more than them fuck anyone who is not appreciative of the job most educators do. They work many hours by choice and because typically it is in their disposition to do what is best for all the kids even when their parents have little patience and shitty attitudes regarding others.
    5 points
  34. Listen, @bad_teammate, this is a complicated situation and I actually do see the logic in both sides of the end result positions. But that's a lot more complicated topic I don't have time for right now. What I do have time for is to tell you that if you spell it Columbian just one more time I'm going to have to neg you. I mean the irony of someone arguing in favor of Latin American self-governance with zero American intervention but then spelling it Columbian instead of Colombian is rich as hell and I enjoy it, but enough is enough. Have a blessed day.
    5 points
  35. Or die. Either way we win!
    5 points
  36. Can't wait to see how you both sides this one, Anastasia
    5 points
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