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You read that correctly. Texas has not won four consecutive games on its home field since 2009. That could all change starting this weekend. Texas plays four more home games this season, starting with Okie State. Meanwhile, Oklahoma State is the proud owner of both an active 4 game winning streak against Texas, the longest current streak, and a 4 game winning streak inside DKR, also active. We can piss and moan about the 2015 rip-off from the refs all we'd like. I don't dispute that it legitimately looked like a rigged game, and the analytics certainly back it up. That said, one game shouldn't matter for a proud program like Texas. We're at a point now where other people can credibly make an argument that the fucking Okie Staters have lately owned the Texas Longhorns, and that we're paying them rent every month for using DKR, since they own that too. They didn't even need T Boone Fucking Pickens to buy it. While this debacle has been unfolding for Texas, Oklahoma State has been flexing as nothing more than above average at a national level. They had an outstanding 2011 season, but have generally otherwise existed to validate OU when OU needs a whipping boy late in the season in order to beef up their playoff resume. So is Texas back? To me, no outcome this season matters more to validating Sam Ehlinger's Sugar Bowl claim than the game this weekend. Beat Oklahoma State the way you should, and make all the claims you want. Lose to the okies, a-fucking-gain, and no one but the most nauseating apologists can claim that Texas is anything but a continued enigma, or worse. So what are we facing, really? Oklahoma State has faced 3 teams this season: -Oregon State - 1-2 - Losers to both OSU and Hawaii, Oregon State just rolled an FCS nobody in Cal Poly. Once you account for fending off Stefen Djordjevic, Cal Poly has nothing for any opponent. Oregon State is hot buttered trash and they'll wind up 2-10 this season. -McNeese State - 2-1 - Winners against the mighty Southern Jaguars and Alcorn State Braves, McNeese State hasn't had this much fun beating the shit out of black people since forced desegregation hit Louisiana in the 1980's. This is another program that shouldn't even be appearing on a P5 program's fucking schedule. -Tulsa - 1-2 - Tulsa beat San Jose State. They'll likely stumble into another couple of wins this seasons simply because the majority of their remaining opponents lack the funding for technology that would enable film review, and therefore an understanding of the rudimentary requirements necessary for shutting down the Air Veer offense, or whatever the fuck all of the Briles disciples are calling their O these days. In short, Oklahoma State is the softest 3-0 in the country. They've played no one, and they've struggled to beat two of the three no-ones they've faced. Gundy always put forth a strong offensive game plan, and this weekend will be no exception. Undoubtedly, he's going to do whatever he can to enable Wallace to get open in space. Todd Orlando and his DB coaches are fucking idiots when it comes to early season personnel choices, so of course Wallace will inevitably torch our defense for 200+ yards receiving and 3 TDs. This is a given. Nonetheless, the rest of the offense has questions. Chuba Hubbard is a solid TB. He's putting up Heisman numbers because he's played no one. Texas will sell out, as they should, to stop the running game and make OSU one dimensional. The OSU Oline has looked good, but they've been working against defenses that mattered only from the perspective that they had mass and took up space. No one has stepped up as a real receiving threat behind Wallace. There is no old school badass Okie State-esque TE threat to provide headaches. Spencer Sanders is an athletic QB but he's young and manageable as a defense. So while I expect OSU to put up some points, this isn't the OSU offense from seasons' past that Texas is facing, and Texas is OSU's first test of any sort. OSU shouldn't score more than 30 points this weekend and if they do, Orlando should be fired attempting to enter the locker room after the game. Defensively, and there's already a thread covering this for these guys, but Oklahoma State's defense is absolute shit. They forced 2 turnovers against McNeese State and have done nothing otherwise. They haven't been facing great OLs and great offenses, either. They have 6 sacks on the season, 3 of which came against Tulsa. Oklahoma State's front 7 is weak and should be exploited in the run game. The secondary is the strength of their defense, but it's not scary. It's basically just better than the garbage in front of it at DL and LB. In the past, OSU always seemed to have random 2nd-5th round picks sprinkled into their defense, and they lack that this season. This is a defense that should be exposed for big gains in both the running and passing game by Texas. Texas should be good for at least 40 in this game and I could see 50, easily. Anything less than that is a choke by the offensive staff. Special Teams-wise, OSU has put up pedestrian numbers so far. There's nothing interesting going on with OSU at punter, kicker, KR, or PR. It's just an overall mediocre set of numbers coming from this group through 3 games. Ultimately, Texas owes Oklahoma State a fucking beatdown. This would be a good time to deliver one. OSU is a paper tiger coming in, and they're not going to be a great team this year. It would be good to set a tone heading into the Big 12 schedule that says that Texas is Back, baby!, but honestly, given the dominance OSU has shown over Texas during this past decade, give me a fucking win. There's no excuse for that not to happen. Stop the embarrassment. Take back DKR.32 points
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You look at Oklahoma State over there and it's just all about the tradition of Mike Gundy still being business in the front and party in the back.21 points
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Shack recovered from that dislocated ankle rather quickly.13 points
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No they fucking don't. Your shtick is fucking old and tired. Is OSU going to score points? Yes. Does our defense have issues? Yes. Does OSU have three NFL wide receivers, and a senior QB that is going to be dropping fucking dimes all day, as well as a defense full of NFL talent? Fuck no they don't. We should stomp a fucking mudhole into these mother fuckers. Immediately after the mudhole there should be a public douching of Satyanash to cleanse him of this god damn vaginal syndrome that he can't help but queef up on these boards repeatedly.10 points
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Omeire isn’t going to flip until the last minute. He likes to take things slow.9 points
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I was really enjoying this conversation and the different thoughts and perspectives until page 4, when Tantric Superman showed up and shat all over the fucking thread to push his personal Cloak Room adjacent agenda and subject us all to his heavy vaginal flow. Hey, shithead, this isn't a thread to discuss global warming, overpopulation or anything else. It's a philosophical thread about the personal life choices that people make in regards to personal priorities and fulfillment. No one fucking asked you how you felt about the world population, and since you haven't contributed anything to the conversation laid out in the original post and have just shown up to talk about Public Policy and The Education of Those With Lesser Means, why don't you exit stage left and start a completely different thread? Or better yet, just shut the fuck up in general and fuck right off.9 points
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Schedules are going to be a challenge, because the train is going to run significantly faster on the trips north than on the trips south. Because Oklahoma sucks.9 points
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Bipartisan strategic response: GOPS: Bomb 'em, that'll scare them to death and they'll kowtow to our giant cocks! They're huge, I tell you! Big cocks because we're manly men and we can't let anybody think otherwise! Red White Blue! Dems: Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. I don't think we should do this, should we? Will the voters be mad at us? Can we sorta not be against or for it? I mean, we know it's a bad idea, but we don't want anybody angry with us. Oh, my. AOC: What a bunch of fucking idiots.8 points
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So, Mattis basically said "Sorry Sir, we cannot do the dumbshit thing that you want to do because..(thinks) WE'RE OUT OF AMMO. Yeah, that's the ticket!7 points
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So what do the "Obama bows and apologizes!" morons have to say about Trump awaiting orders for war from "the Kingdom"?7 points
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Really? You have a better case chasing up media in Norman/OKC fist as OUsux wasted multiple seasons, two CFP appearances and two Heisman trophies among year over year of QBs re-writing their record books for the same perceived reason.7 points
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So what does the S and P stand for in S&P? Shit and Piss? As a retired systems analyst/programmer with 40+ years of experience it appears to me that what we have here is a shit algore rythum that has no basis in reality input with an incorrect data set (the data itself is not incorrect it is the pieces of data that have been selected for input are not the right ones needed to not have a shit piss system. For example to determine say food stamp eligibility you need to know how big the family is, how much income do they have, how old is everbody, what assets they have, etc. So if I was this moron I would select as my inputs, the number of chickens in Paris France, a stoat, the color of the family's hair, the air pressure in their car tires, and two butchers' aprons and run it through my shit algore rythum) in otherwords GIGO. OU sucks7 points
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If there was any justice in this world, Hugo would be permabanned. He fucking sucks.7 points
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If Trump were to introduce jizz jars at his rallies, every single poster on this site who is still a Republican would have his dick out in a heartbeat. The Randall's guy and Swam would be like, "this isn't like aggy at all, we're doing it to show our burning desire to own the libs! Haha you lib cucks pretend to be tolerant yet mock our homoerotic group rituals, so the joke's on you!"6 points
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I absolutely remember how great it was pre-kids to be able to pick up and do whatever whenever. I never understand people who are all "I can't even remember what life was before them!" I do and it was kickass. Impromptu weekend road trip? Last-minute happy hour with coworkers? Check and check. My oldest was a NICU baby and was so incredibly high-maintenance that I hated maternity leave. All he did was scream and nurse. I was afraid to leave the house with him. I didn't go out to eat for dinner for 6-8 months after he was born because I knew I would pay later if he didn't get to bed by 6:30 pm. I could not WAIT to go back to work. To be perfectly honest, then, in the bowels of motherhood, I wondered what on earth inspired us to try to get pregnant. I had never really been around kids and thought that some latent maternal instinct would kick in. Eventually, after MANY months, it did, but in the darkest days I worried if I'd made a huge mistake. Point is, people can fuck right off with their opinions. If you're cruising along childless and loving life, I'm certainly not going to tell you you need kids to be fulfilled or whatever. I have two kids and I would lie, cheat, steal, and murder for them, no questions asked. They bring untold joy to me and I never regretted the decision to bring children into my life. But I think it's so intelligent to really think about how children can affect your life, and how ok you will be once you realize that parenting consumes all of you, in ways you probably don't understand yet. More than almost anything else, parenting asks everything of you and asks you to just go with it, blindly, believing that it gets easier and one day you can be you again. This was probably the biggest thing for me to get used to. I'm a control freak, and there's nothing like pregnancy and babies to really bring home that there are things you may never be able to affect, no matter what you do. This lesson hit home when I had a miscarriage between my two boys. I couldn't have done anything about it, and yet, 8 years later, every now and then I'll think about that baby and what it could have become, and I think maybe if there's an afterlife I'll get to meet it and see what made it so special that it was called back at 8 weeks gestation. If we have auras, I think mine would be a bit dimmer than it was before then, before that baby left us and before my post-partum depression decided to stick around permanently. For all that, though I wouldn't go back and do it over differently. Because of lessons learned while raising children, I've become a more patient, empathetic person. I'm less uptight than I was, both at home and work, because after you have a baby that screams the first year of its life and after losing the next one, you realize that you can only do so much, and focus on things you may be able to affect instead of things you won't. These are lessons most everyone learns at some point. Sometimes you learn them on the childfree track, and sometimes you learn along with your kids as you raise them. Both ways are great, but both is not for everyone. Godspeed, childfree friends.6 points
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Surgery on his throwing arm at 38 makes Roethlisberger a has-Ben.5 points
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I got up this morning and took a nice, long, Bohls to start the day. I'd describe it as physical yet businesslike.5 points
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And banning the sale of assault weapons was seen as a radical non-starter not long ago. Someone leading the charge and driving the issue can make what once seemed impossible something voters will support. See, The Overton Window.5 points
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Cross posted from the Joseph Ossai thread. Lulz. Csb. Back when I was working for the state as a computer operator the feds wanted some data to analyze from our medicaid utilization files. These files were 40 to 60 tape reels long. And the feds wanted data from years of these files. Boxes and boxes and boxes of tape reels. We didn't have any excess capacity on our two IBM 370/158 mainframes to extract the data that the feds wanted as we were running both 158's at 110% of capacity. UT had CDC computers so we couldn't use them. None of the other state agencies had excess capacity either. aggy was an IBM shop and had excess capacity so we contracted with them to extract the data. We sent the programmer that wrote the extract program and jcl over to aggy with the tapes to oversee the extracts. This went on for several months. During this time aggy was in the process of upgrading their mainframe. aggy chose Amdahl mainframes to replace their IBM mainframes. Amdahl was an IBM 370 clone that was faster and cheaper than IBM's 370s. So while our programmer (a Horn) was in aggy's computer center Amdahl rolls up with a truckload of new mainframes, unload them and the Amdahl SE's start installing them. SE's get em installed and hooked up and start putting the panels on the cabinets that housed the mainframe hardware. Here are some pics of Amdahl mainframes of that era. When aggy saw the panels they went ballistic and demanded that Amdahl replace the hideously offensive panels with ones of another color. Amdahl told aggy that that was the color they came in that there wasn't any other color. aggy then told Amdahl that either they replace the panels or haul their goddamn t.u. colored computers the hell out of there. Amdahl got some maroon spray paint from Gibsons and covered up the t.u. orange. Our programmer saw and heard it all and reported it back to us and we all had a good laugh. http://archive.michigan-terminal-system.org/discussions/published-information/x1c28amdahlupdatenewsletter1985 [mention=3314]aggypedia[/mention] you may use this story if you wish.5 points
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I just see zero reason to ever go to an NFL game. They are like if Wal-Mart and a Cruise Ship collided.5 points
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