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  1. Motion to substitute Sark’s Wife for South Austin’s Mom.
  2. I'm sure NFL GMs saw that 8 first down, 179 yard masterpiece and thought, yup that's exactly what we're looking for.
  3. That’s Gold(en), C-Man! Gold(en)!! 1) They’re not willing to extend again and Sexton’s been told as much, allegedly. 2) Sexton put out feelers but did not leak this. We’ll eventually know the truth, but some folks connected in all kinds of ways are saying it came from an NFL owner, and allegedly the one in Dallas. 3) Sarkisian is a ticking time bomb. This was all coming to a head sooner or later. He missed 30 days of work after the playoff loss, including the first Junior Day, which was fucking stunning and no commented from the AD/football side. It is probably time to go. A loss today and some people pretty pissed off about how this has all been handled by Sarkisian’s end are going to pull out the long knives with friendly press.
  4. Wow. The best worst win I’ve seen since… last week.
  5. Sark must be reading this thread on his phone.
  6. Had to do something. God damn.
  7. I have a “Sark” source. Not to be confused with my BMD source who knew 24 hours before Herman was fired that it was going down the next day. I posted that here that night beating all the news organizations bc I had permission to post. At the time, we all knew it was going down just not when. my Sark source knows a lot (mainly personal stuff but a few professional nuggets) but I been cagey about what I can post. It’s no secret I’ve been pissed as hell at Sark in Game threads during games. I let it be known. Let him fucking leave on his own. We don’t need to pay him to fuck off. His side of the ball sucks, let’s promote PK at this point and have him be HC and hire a really bad ass OC. JMO. I know stuff I don’t have permission to post. It is no secret he’s not been dialed in this year from the offseason on. The Jets are that dumb of an organization to grab him. NY is a great place as is Miami for an “fashion” wanna be. And he will absolutely grab Ewers somehow. We shouldn’t pay him to leave. Regardless, if he wants to leave….
  8. "The moment you go in the transfer portal at the University of Texas, you're no longer coming back," Sarkisian said. "Kids go and test the waters and try to come back, we're not playing that game. If you want to go in the portal, go in the portal, and good luck to you."
  9. Yep, that was a team and coaching staff that quit alright. It's amazing to me how so many of you morons have watched football for years and still have zero idea what is going on. This isn't a good team. It's one of the worst offensive lines in school history that is holding everything else back. It's forcing the defense to constantly be on the field, seeing upwards of 70 to 80 snaps a game. But it's a team that is fighting. Once the defensive front of MSU wore down by the early 4th Arch was able to take over. All because he got a little bit of time to actually run the fucking play.
  10. Imma noticed that traffic has been low since Kentucky and decided to leak it.
  11. We should probably rip Indiana's hearts out.
  12. Fuck anyone who wanted this rape enabling POS to coach here.
  13. This is more fun than the actual season lol
  14. 17 points
  15. Arch had something like 184 yards of passing in the fourth quarter, with the game on the line. Give the dude some credit.
  16. Punch yourself in the balls for that word
  17. Geezus you guys are some absolute clowns.
  18. fuck all the way off with that
  19. Lane Kiffin is the man for the job
  20. Any "BMD" or fan that thinks PK should be the HC at Texas is a complete dumbass.
  21. Someone in Sark's camp okayed this info coming out. That's all we need to know.
  22. Can we launch the word tuddy and anyone who uses it into the sun please?
  23. That was not a great play by Arch, it was thrown late and brought the sideline into play. It's actually one of his biggest issues. The throw ended up being accurate but it should have been a much easier touchdown for a top flight QB. He should have been letting it go here: Instead of taking two more steps to make super duper sure that Livingstone was open. Again, it was a good play but the throw came out too late. He showed no anticipation and that's perhaps his biggest issue.
  24. Ant hill. 10 tackles 6 solo. 2.5 sacks and 3.5 for a loss.
  25. It wasn't just Miss State fans that got the rug jerked out from under them. Haters accross the CFB landscape, fans and media shitbags alike, were denied what they thought was a Texas loss in the bag ...
  26. 15 points
    Still hilarious:
  27. That works. Also, that is genuinely a fantastic throw by Manning compared to where he's been putting those. That right there is what Ewers was great at.
  28. Honestly, miss me with this shit. It's not as hard with the support infrastructure that's built around the program.
  29. 14 points
    This is the most meta post in the history of the internet.
  30. I'm glad we didn't lose to Brennen Thompson.
  31. Drunk. Drunk. I’m so drunk. I hate you all. I hope you all get aids and I’m the best. Ahhhhhhhhhh
  32. Imagine going to that game, watching that happen to your team, then going back to your home in Starkville, Mississippi.
  33. Hats off to Arch! We don't win the game without him. Hope he is ok.
  34. all y’all bitching about this performance need to be reminded that half the teams in the SEC lost today tonight we celebrate!!!
  35. In the literal middle of nowhere. Found a really good dinner at Central Station Market. Cheap cheap cheap. Ran into some fellow Horns 🤘🏼 Got tip to a speakeasy for nightcaps. Again…cheap drinks everywhere. Good vibes so far
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