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mr. sunshine

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  1. Just some random young lady with a nose ring, apparently lives in a basement and gets way too jazzed about even the shittiest of NFL matchups. Maybe it's the meth
  2. Chick with a nose ring who lives in a basement and gets absolutely jacked about every single Monday Night Football game, regardless of the shittyness of the teams involved. In real life she'd be hosting a podcast about her eating disorder
  3. Good guys 43 Others 17 Circa 2000. Simms I mean Quinn dropping bombs. Had a DWI client who was arrested that night and his field sobriety tests just amounted to him yelling "Hook 'em Horns!" on video. Jury said not guilty
  4. A buddy of mine's now deceased wife was a waitress there in her teens before she went to UT. Really cool lady. Lots of cool stories Anyway, from the ATX... FIGHT!!!
  5. My first concert was at the Beaumont Civic Center in '81. Scorpions opened for Iron Maiden. Scorpions' lead singer got hit in the head with whiskey bottle from the balcony after 2-3 songs then Maiden came on. Whole place went nuts
  6. Still plenty of naked tits, miscellaneous fuckery, dragons torching shit, Bron, etc. to make it worth a watch
  7. Right up there with Pussy Galore
  8. I think Arkansas only had a penalty or two also. In the Big 12 days I used to expect a flag after every fucking play
  9. Building drains are typically never forced mains. (Building drain meaning the main exiting the building and leaving the property). And a forced main would go straight up to a maintenance port before dropping back down to a gravity drain leaving the property. Also, at that time it would be extra heavy cast iron or ductile iron and basically impossible to break with a rock. Still my favorite movie. Drainage nerd talk not going away
  10. and finally to belabor the whole Godfather thing to the nth degree... Al Neri is one of the coolest motherfuckers in the Godfather universe. They could have made a movie from his backstory in the book. Could have called it Godfather III
  11. Well news for you wiseguy maybe Mr. Billy Zane never particularly cared for you either. Maybe it was all the drunkeness, offensive touching and all that fucking patchouli oil. P.S. - Kiss my ass. I can play Brando. What can you do? Respectfully, Mr. Billy Zane
  12. Even through the early 80s for some reason most football coaches thought of water as either bad for you or as a reward. You'd sweat out whatever fluids you had in your system in the first half of practice and none of us were particularly big on hydration back then. Then you'd get to suck lukewarm water through a garden hose and PVC pipe contraption designed and built by a group of PE majors for maybe 5 seconds if you had a good first half of practice. Then there was the second half
  13. Guilty of being an old but I don't get anything about this commercial besides the gambling aspect, naturally. WTF is a Joe Budden? A Druski? A Micah Bijon? A Suga Sean? What's the deal with rubbing your fingers together? Is that a thing? Also swimming fully clothed. Another thing?
  14. I'm holding you to this. Seriously. I'll show up on your doorstep
  15. Started this one up based on this thread. Digging it thus far. Liz's plastic surgeonized face is fairly distracting tho
  16. Cole Cubelic? It's like his parents thought having a stupid last name wasn't enough so they doubled down
  17. Not the biggest Nebraska fan in the world but if they're beating Ohio State they're doing the Lord's work
  18. Also every enlisted man except Bill Murray gets a crew cut.
  19. From the Godfather Saga. I think it helps tie the story together
  20. mr. sunshine

    Hair Metal

    From the same album. I think this is the direction they wanted to go but the record company insisted on Cherry Pie. Don't know if they got clearance from Harriet Beecher Stowe's estate though
  21. Unlike the book neither the Godfather or II mentions anything about the vaginal reconstruction/tightening surgery that Sonny's mistress had to endure after he and his huge hog were murdered
  22. Move furniture or move dat ass? Context
  23. Tide commercial in which mom questions junior's choice of futbol practice uniform, which is all white. I'm no futbol expert but it seems like the coach decides the color of the stuff you practice in. Also this family seems to be American until they start pronouncing "slide tackle" as "slide tockle"
  24. Hey man you haven't seen him in that yellow dress. Yet
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