2020 Astros Season Thread

[TexArcher 37414]

The least Sneed could do is punch himself in the face while he walks back to the dugout.

[runthebone 7910]

Whatever, I'm not even mad with only 3.

[WBT 20376]

Shit, what's wrong with George?

[Guest]

Goddess.

 

Holy hose furk.

[TexArcher 37414]

Pretty outstanding double play.

[Scraps 13518]

These announcers are fucking dumbasses.

"Straw in CF....he started there last night....now back to talking about nothing"

Motherfucker how bout you mention why Straw is in bitch

[TexArcher 37414]

Looking for something else?  Why wouldn't he challenge the catcher with a fastball on 3-2?  Morons.

[WBT 20376]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Looking for something else?  Why wouldn't he challenge the catcher with a fastball on 3-2?  Morons.

What's your explanation for why Maldonado didn't swing at a fastball right down the pipe?

[Guest]

Jose look right...

[Scraps 13518]

Altuve is on fire.

Too bad our players are falling apart

[WBT 20376]

This guy just speculated that Dusty pulled Springer in the middle of the game because he hasn't been hitting well.  Lulz

[Scraps 13518]

Fucking joke ass strike 1

[TexArcher 37414]

Just now, WBT said:

What's your explanation for why Maldonado didn't swing at a fastball right down the pipe?

Well, he's not good.

But there's no reason to expect anything but a fastball there.  He's not gonna get cute with a .231 hitter and the top of the lineup to follow.

[Guest]

strike 5 motherfuckers.

 

Wheelbarrow man.

[WBT 20376]

Bregs!!

[Scraps 13518]

Fuck yes

[perfectchaos007 6573]

Looks like I tuned in just in time

[TexArcher 37414]

BREGS, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD, YOU!!!

 

[elfenix 34161]

Alex bregman might be pretty good

[WBT 20376]

He slammed that like he was one of the gorillas in Congo

[Scraps 13518]

Man i like Taylor, Scrubb, Paredes

I can do without Devo, Biagini and Sneed

[TexArcher 37414]

I'm a fan of Scrubb.  Guys with a breaking ball that filthy can hang around the Majors a very long time.

[Scraps 13518]

Yeah only 2 pitches but that curve is pretty nasty

[Scraps 13518]

Walk lead off guy in the 9th. Bold strategy dildo

[Smax 3799]

fuck

[UTexasFight 9359]

Who is this scrub in the game pitching and what did he do with our ace rookies?

Edited August 7, 2020 by UTexasFight

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

This fucking sucks

[WBT 20376]

Pressly seems like he sucks.  What are these goobers talking about, he wasn't throwing him out.

[HtownHorn 14394]

We don't have a closer.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

This fucking sucks too:

[UTexasFight 9359]

I got a good feeling about holding on here 

 

 

 

fuck me

Edited August 7, 2020 by UTexasFight

[HtownHorn 14394]

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

This fucking sucks too:

Is Beanie Wylie training the Astros, too?

[Smax 3799]

fuck

[WBT 20376]

Well, at least he didn't get our hopes up by recording any outs

[elfenix 34161]

sometimes i hate baseball

[perfectchaos007 6573]

Good job good effort

[HtownHorn 14394]

Didn't even get a fucking out.

[TexArcher 37414]

Don't even get a fucking out, Pressly.

[cabowabo 4446]

Lol. We need to start cheating again. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Awesome job, Pressly.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Have I ever told y'all how much I hate Kole Calhoun? Because I fucking hate Kole Calhoun.

[Scraps 13518]

I could get 0 outs

[thetruth 149]

Of course it's Calhoun. 

[Js1 84994]

God, please cancel the season 🙏🏼 

[UTexasFight 9359]

Calhoun hit a “Harris ball”

 

tip your cap

 

but shitty in Pressly  to be in a bases loaded, no outs situation  

[Horny Bull 2759]

Bullpen is going to be a beating

[Scraps 13518]

Just bring Rodney to the team already.

[Houston20 224]

why the fuck would dusty baker put in pressly in the 9th when he hasn't pitched in over a week

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2630]

Not really a fan of dusty so far...

[Guest]

spring training bullshit is gonna put me over the edge.