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My god this could be the most boring football game played in quite some time.


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aggy was a 31 point favorite. They won’t even score 31 points. Don’t care, got Jimbo. 

Think spiller should be in concussion protocol after that tackle. His head bounced off the turf. Good run but his head smacked hard.

aggy has run 39 plays through 3 quarters, Vandy has 31 rushes alone.

Edited by HtownHorn

I see the ChiFlu Bears, after ducking UH, are up big on Kansas at home.

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*Baylor Scott & White

18 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

You're going to be touching yourself a lot over the next few months.

When aggy loses, my chances of getting laid pretty much drop to zero.

Jimbo's got this team looking I'll be touching myself a lot over the next few months anyway.

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27 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Leach is going to go in on this team with a sandpaper and barbed wire condom and absolutely no lube.

After spending several years at Wazzu, I’ figure he’s going to shove a snow shovel up aggys ass and drag them up and down the field by the handle.   
jimbo will stand on the sidelines watching, completely mesmerized.  

My SEC “alt” channel looks as if it’s being videotaped by a 7th grader, using Mom’s VHS camcorder.

Glad aggy is perfecting a ball control offense. Every team will be in the game against them and if they get behind they’ll have a difficult time recovering. 

9 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

I am just throwing darts here, but I am guessing Mond has not won back the love from the standard aggy fan

Bench Mond thread on Texags. First post has 48 likes.

aggy were talking mad shit after Tech went up on Texas, yet here they are in a dog fight with one of the worst P5 programs going into the 4th quarter.

Why Andre? Why would Mond beat himself up? He consistently misses those throws in every game.

“Gritty win by the Ags tonight man. Can’t take any game in the SEC for granted. Kellen managed the game very well and flashed a few times like I said he would in my post-camp article I wrote last week. Jimbo will go back to the drawing board and fix some things. He’s a film rat.”

-Looch, in an hour and a half

Someone needs to post the link to the texaggy call in post game show.

Just now, BurntEyes said:

Okay, the fucking announcers took some serious depressants prior to kick.

Are you seriously questioning their judgment?

Lots of racist anti-Kellen Mond posts on Texags. The Mods are taking them down almost as fast as they are posted. 

They just can't contain themselves.

This game is boring as fuck

needs more blocked punts and onside kicks. 

Just now, Chad said:

aggy were talking mad shit after Tech went up on Texas, yet here they are in a dog fight with one of the worst P5 programs going into the 4th quarter.

Where are your feelings?  That was a heartbreaking loss for them.  Aggy I'm talking about now.

They have some bad WRs. How is Demond not out there wrecking shit? He’s an NFL talent. 

2 minutes ago, Chad said:

aggy were talking mad shit after Tech went up on Texas, yet here they are in a dog fight with one of the worst P5 programs going into the 4th quarter.

Tech would be up by several scores on these clowns at this point. Sort of like they used to be in the past, but maybe even worse now.

I thought smart people went to Vandy? Why the fuck are they running it out of the back of the end zone?

A one score game, at home, against one of the worst teams if P5 in the 4th quarter.
 

This. Was. Their. Year.

They have some bad WRs. How is Demond not out there wrecking shit? He’s an NFL talent. 

Because Jimbo Fisher is a Cuck
1 minute ago, GRHorn said:

They have some bad WRs. How is Demond not out there wrecking shit? He’s an NFL talent. 

Trust Jimbo. Power moves, chess, check, checkmate.

Just now, HtownHorn said:

I thought smart people went to Vandy? Why the fuck are they running it out of the back of the end zone?

Football team may not have the same admission standards. 

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Why Andre? Why would Mond beat himself up? He consistently misses those throws in every game.

It's funny because it's true. 

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Tech would be up by several scores on these clowns at this point. Sort of like they used to be in the past, but maybe even worse now.

Aggy is 37-32 vs tech

3 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Trust Jimbo. Power moves, chess, check, checkmate.

Fool's mate.

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Aggy is 37-32 vs tech

My point.

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Has Demas played at all?

No demas

No achane

They are saving them for bama. 4d checkers

Just now, Wishbone said:

My point.

No i know. I was agreeing with u. Meanwhile, we are like 52-17 all time vs tech or something like that

The Ags are heating up evidently 

1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

No demas

No achane

They are saving them for bama. 4d checkers

Going to be hard for Demas to break the century mark against Florida if he doesn't actually play.

So, do they have a hooters in collie station or is this just wishful advertising?

Aggy best players are always the ones that don’t play.

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

So, do they have a hooters in collie station or is this just wishful advertising?

Psh, no.  It's in Bryan.

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2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

No i know. I was agreeing with u. Meanwhile, we are like 52-17 all time vs tech or something like that

Correct.

I doubt they could have taken Tech today IMO.

3 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

So, do they have a hooters in collie station or is this just wishful advertising?

Yes, but they just ran out of wings.

Good god these commentators are awful

 

a crucial fumble here and crickets from the announcers

 

ware sounds like someone shot his dog

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