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22 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

when an aggy qualifies something with " this might sound crazy..." you know some there's some ridiculous bullshit coming very soon

Idoit conversational equivalent of "hold my beer."  Also step 1 in the process of assimilating aggyfacts(TM) into the groupthink zeitgeist. 

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4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

. Also, they have never in their history won any game as big as the Sugar Bowl we just won.

i am beside my self with the lack of respeck  for the THE tax slayer .com  bowl 

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Re: all the t-shirt fan talk, just stop in any beer joint between Taylor and BCS and see how many aggy shirts you'll find on folks that have a HS diploma as their highest degree of education, or went to Blinn, MHB or TJC. They have plenty of their own mouth breathing t-shirt fans. Fucking idiots.

51 minutes ago, THEHORN5561 said:

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48 minutes ago, THEHORN5561 said:

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You know, if I start banging Kate and 3-4 supermodels a night I’ll become known worldwide as the dude who pulls more tail than DiCaprio. My house will be a pussy Mecca and my wife will probably be cool with it. I just need to get it started with Kate and then it’ll all snowball. Or not.

I mean I just need to bang a few supermodels then they'll all be lining up to bang me.

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edit: Spawn and I posted the same sentiment at the same time. He's a smart fella.

I mean I just need to bang a few supermodels then they'll all be lining up to bang me.
Well David Spade says hi. The trick is banging the first one though.
57 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I mean I just need to bang a few supermodels then they'll all be lining up to bang me.

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"I mean I just need to bang a few supermodels then they'll all be lining up to bang me."

When did you go back to women? (Asking for a friend).

On 1/30/2019 at 12:08 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

have you ever "accidentally" hooked up a dorm sewage pipe to a storm drain?  to the tune of over a million gallons of sewage flowing into the campus golf course ponds? it only took aggy 8 months to notice there was an issue. think about that...

https://www.theeagle.com/news/a_m/texas-a-m-reports-sewage-discharge-from-campus-dorm-started/article_722c2198-4e56-11e8-997c-37b53e530858.html

aggypedia alert

On 1/30/2019 at 5:20 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

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i'll never understand why crowe didn't insist phoebe walk in, smile, pull down her thong, untie and remove the top, tap judge on the shoulder, straddle him, and slowly lower herself down on to him.

5 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

You know, if I start banging Kate and 3-4 supermodels a night I’ll become known worldwide as the dude who pulls more tail than DiCaprio. My house will be a pussy Mecca and my wife will probably be cool with it. I just need to get it started with Kate and then it’ll all snowball. Or not.

How's Kate doing after her surgery?  Don't think anybody's gonna be banging her for some time.  Get well soon.

i'll never understand why crowe didn't insist phoebe walk in, smile, pull down her thong, untie and remove the top, tap judge on the shoulder, straddle him, and slowly lower herself down on to him.

You’ve been watching the wrong movie.
19 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i'll never understand why crowe didn't insist phoebe walk in, smile, pull down her thong, untie and remove the top, tap judge on the shoulder, straddle him, and slowly lower herself down on to him.

I'm not judging  (no pun intended) but that's oddly specific 

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Think about how crazy cool the atmosphere at Kyle has been with all these average seasons...

Almost as cool as the air conditioning in some monstrosity with a lift kit on it as aggy drives home in the third quarter 

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2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i'll never understand why crowe didn't insist phoebe walk in, smile, pull down her thong, untie and remove the top, tap judge on the shoulder, straddle him, and slowly lower herself down on to him.

It actually could have gone much worse:

 

17 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

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Lol.  That guy’s name is erectile dysfunction 007.  I’ll have a Viagra martini ... shaken, not stirred.

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So all that aggy needs to make it a top 3 job for the current coach to go on an unprecedented and historical run of dominance and national championships?

2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

So all that aggy needs to make it a top 3 job for the current coach to go on a Saban-like run of dominance and national championships?

fify

Everything we've never had and something only one school in history has ever had is "all we are lacking".

Sounds like a simple problem when you phrase it that way. 

There is no stopping an aggie once he is in the right...…………..SpiderAg

18 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

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It would last for all of 10 minutes, until the stadium collapsed.

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

So all that aggy needs to make it a top 3 job for the current coach to go on an unprecedented and historical run of dominance and national championships?

Yes, it's taken them 100 years but now that they're in the SEC they have figured out the magic formula.  All the pieces are falling into place.

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

So all that aggy needs to make it a top 3 job for the current coach to go on an unprecedented and historical run of dominance and national championships?

All I need to be the most dominant center in the history of basketball is about a foot of height, some basketball ability, healthy knees, and 30 years rolled off my age. not necessarily in that order. I think it is imminent. whoop!  

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2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

So all that aggy needs to make it a top 3 job for the current coach to go on an unprecedented and historical run of dominance and national championships?

Damn they figured it out.  That last little ingredient.  Doomed.

2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

They will party like its 1939 :)

Not in my grand childrens' lifetime.

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Yes, it's taken them 100 years but now that they're in the SEC they have figured out the magic formula.  All the pieces are falling into place.
Falling?
2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

They will party like its 1939 :)

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2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

There is no stopping an aggie once he is in the right...…………..SpiderAg

Unless the GAP shows up with a goalpost.

It's typically aggy that they mock the concerns of others whether college aged kids should be allowed to have firearms on campus, but completely ignore the dumbfuckery that is commonplace on their own campus.

From a couple of years ago (when you read this, remember that no one involved found it to be particularly odd at the time):

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On October 5 a K.A. fraternity member brought his pet goat to the fraternity house and then shot it in the head with a 12 gauge shotgun in front of a group of pledges.

https://www.kbtx.com/home/headlines/Texas_AM_Greek_Life_Investigation_Reveals_Cases_of_Hazing_Goat_Shot_116450273.html

 

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Damn these freaks live in a different universe - even the fathers new to the cult.

 

 

8 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

It's typically aggy that they mock the concerns of others whether college aged kids should be allowed to have firearms on campus, but completely ignore the dumbfuckery that is commonplace on their own campus.

From a couple of years ago (when you read this, remember that no one involved found it to be particularly odd at the time):

 

Wow. It's disgusting that our country still condones domestic violence such as this .

20 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

You know, if I start banging Kate and 3-4 supermodels a night I’ll become known worldwide as the dude who pulls more tail than DiCaprio. My house will be a pussy Mecca and my wife will probably be cool with it. I just need to get it started with Kate and then it’ll all snowball. Or not.

pay me $75m over 10 yrs guaranteed and we can make this happen.  Promise.

16 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i'll never understand why crowe didn't insist phoebe walk in, smile, pull down her thong, untie and remove the top, tap judge on the shoulder, straddle him, and slowly lower herself down on to him.

I need a cigarette!

2 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

Damn these freaks live in a different universe - even the fathers new to the cult.

 

 

5'9" 150 and he runs a 4.81 40. Is this a fucking joke? 

Yeah, nice one TexAgs. Secondaries next year are going to be pissing their pants when Majik lines up across them.

22 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

You know, if I start banging Kate and 3-4 supermodels a night I’ll become known worldwide as the dude who pulls more tail than DiCaprio. 

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2 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

Damn these freaks live in a different universe - even the fathers new to the cult.

 

 

Guess he’s already a silent to aggy for Looch to put this scrub half way up his list. 

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