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HEB has been using those lately, apparently. Explains the empty shelves. 

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11 hours ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

Show some respect.  I have it on good authority that aggy is about to change the world with a revolutionary transport scheme that could not have come from just anywhere.  I mean, otherwise, there might have been commercially viable railroads since the early 1800s, right?  This thing will move one whole trailer … somewhere.

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Texas A&M, always on the precipice.

"The vaccine-manufacturing facility is part of the Texas A&M Center for Innovation in Advanced Development and Manufacturing, which is expected to bring more than $41 billion in expenditures to the state in the next 25 years and create 6,800 jobs, according to remarks from Perry at the announcement of the facility in March 2013."

"Once in operation, the center would offer a speeded approach to vaccine development and delivery, capable of supplying as many as 50 million influenza vaccine doses within 4 months of work on any emerging flu strain. Initial doses of vaccine would be ready within 12 weeks."

 

"“The work and dedication of Dr. Rathore has paid off,” Sharp said. “He and his team exemplify the values of the Texas A&M System, and because of them, more than half a billion people across the world may have access to a new form of protein, and our farmers will be able to earn a much better living.”

 

"'It's a game-changer' | Moses West, A&M a step closer to funding Atmospheric Water Generation. The invention could bring fresh drinking water to anywhere in the world."

 

 

2 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

"'It's a game-changer' | Moses West, A&M a step closer to funding Atmospheric Water Generation. The invention could bring fresh drinking water to anywhere in the world."

I’m confused. Moses West is actually a very intelligent veteran with an amazing product. I’ve actually spoken with him. He came up with his invention years ago. This has nothing to do with aggy, for fuck sake!!!!

He is NOT an aggy graduate. Putting “A&M” after his name is as if they’re trying to claim him because of his innovation. 

18 hours ago, TexasBeta said:

That boy looks twelve.. 

I know that guy. First met him in OA. All of our staff thought he was some Cub Scout who was there to help his dad and then he handed in his paperwork and confirmation that he had been tapped at summer camp(we call it called out now) and our admin was shocked. Later that weekend during the Ordeal ceremony when the new candidates get their sashes we had to safety pin his on him to keep it from dragging in the dirt and so that he wouldn't trip over it. Dude was a runt. Nice kid, but still hasn't grown much. 

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Jesus.... smh 

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Is that “The Squalor House on the Brazos” behind them?

Stupid question since we are talking about aggy but what are the medals possibly for? How does one earn said medal?

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Woof. 

5 minutes ago, cknight said:

Stupid question since we are talking about aggy but what are the medals possibly for? How does one earn said medal?

One is obviously for having the reddest of asses.

 

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I only see one, but that poor thing has probably been abused repeatedly in the Corp dorm.
1 hour ago, cknight said:

Stupid question since we are talking about aggy but what are the medals possibly for? How does one earn said medal?

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Stupid question since we are talking about aggy but what are the medals possibly for? How does one earn said medal?

10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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xxx

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4 hours ago, cknight said:

Stupid question since we are talking about aggy but what are the medals possibly for? How does one earn said medal?

Memorizing the school song, knowing the state bird, being a good shine boy, etc

4 hours ago, cknight said:

Stupid question since we are talking about aggy but what are the medals possibly for? How does one earn said medal?

Cutting glory holes, log stacking, telling the biggest lie...

12 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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…but Reveille still gives the best blow jobs /corps

25 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:


…but Reveille still gives the best blow jobs /corps

Put peanut butter on you and she’ll lick it off from anywhere… Anywhere! / corps

Story time: I used to work with the blonde girl on the left. She went to Alabama. She goes with her fiancé (who is an Aggie, big mistake on her part) to the Aggy-Bama game in college station last year. Instead of wearing her Alabama stuff like a good alum and fan, she jumps ship and is all decked out in aggy gear… She was even celebrating when aggy beat Bama. What the actual fuck?!

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That bitch has some big feet

15 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Where are all the hot chicks at?  

As far from there as they can get.

10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Put peanut butter on you and she’ll lick it off from anywhere… Anywhere! / corps

Well, not anywhere. Rev evidently doesn't like peanut butter that smells of bad fish.

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8 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

 

But Looch, Tarp, ect all said Jimbo + Buzz was the #1 coaching duo of football/basketball in the country.

Our dear friend Olin penned the top article at the beginning of year four, and we all know how things worked out between Texas A&M and Kevin Sumlin.

He implores the faithful to go all in on "Jimbo the Great" going into year four. And they get rewarded with 8-4 and a self-awarded trophy for winning the post season Chicken Bowl.

And not a single aggy asks if anyone has seen this play before.

It is as if major parts of their brains were shut off during those years at A&M.

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Story time: I used to work with the blonde girl on the left. She went to Alabama. She goes with her fiancé (who is an Aggie, big mistake on her part) to the Aggy-Bama game in college station last year. Instead of wearing her Alabama stuff like a good alum and fan, she jumps ship and is all decked out in aggy gear… She was even celebrating when aggy beat Bama. What the actual fuck?!
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Probably afraid of being assaulted. When in Rome.
11 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Story time: I used to work with the blonde girl on the left. She went to Alabama. She goes with her fiancé (who is an Aggie, big mistake on her part) to the Aggy-Bama game in college station last year. Instead of wearing her Alabama stuff like a good alum and fan, she jumps ship and is all decked out in aggy gear… She was even celebrating when aggy beat Bama. What the actual fuck?!

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Nothing more aggy than celebrating a loss

14 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Story time: I used to work with the blonde girl on the left. She went to Alabama. She goes with her fiancé (who is an Aggie, big mistake on her part) to the Aggy-Bama game in college station last year. Instead of wearing her Alabama stuff like a good alum and fan, she jumps ship and is all decked out in aggy gear… She was even celebrating when aggy beat Bama. What the actual fuck?!

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Your friend is very cute, but the details you provided just put her over the top for me. Bamma degree AND fake aggy?? 

But, I got a thing for young, hot, stupid chicks.

25 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

But, I got a thing for young, hot, stupid chicks.

Who doesn't?

4 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

Our dear friend Olin penned the top article at the beginning of year four, and we all know how things worked out between Texas A&M and Kevin Sumlin.

He implores the faithful to go all in on "Jimbo the Great" going into year four. And they get rewarded with 8-4 and a self-awarded trophy for winning the post season Chicken Bowl.

And not a single aggy asks if anyone has seen this play before.

It is as if major parts of their brains were shut off before, during, and after those years at A&M.

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FIFY.

29 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Who doesn't?

Nah bud, like sex with them is boarder line unethical. You know, like this chick who went to bamma and has a bright future to look forward to as a flight attendant- goose bumps…

16 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Story time: I used to work with the blonde girl on the left. She went to Alabama. She goes with her fiancé (who is an Aggie, big mistake on her part) to the Aggy-Bama game in college station last year. Instead of wearing her Alabama stuff like a good alum and fan, she jumps ship and is all decked out in aggy gear… She was even celebrating when aggy beat Bama. What the actual fuck?!

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Somebody stole the 1.  

16 hours ago, leaf said:

That bitch has some big feet

and pasty white legs.

17 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Story time: I used to work with the blonde girl on the left. She went to Alabama. She goes with her fiancé (who is an Aggie, big mistake on her part) to the Aggy-Bama game in college station last year. Instead of wearing her Alabama stuff like a good alum and fan, she jumps ship and is all decked out in aggy gear… She was even celebrating when aggy beat Bama. What the actual fuck?!

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Those two are ripe for a threesome...said no aggy male ever.

3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Who doesn't?

Texas Tow.

8 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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The dude in my time had overalls and his sheep was a smaller but a sufficiently large stuffed animal sheep with a surprised look on its face

21 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Story time: I used to work with the blonde girl on the left. She went to Alabama. She goes with her fiancé (who is an Aggie, big mistake on her part) to the Aggy-Bama game in college station last year. Instead of wearing her Alabama stuff like a good alum and fan, she jumps ship and is all decked out in aggy gear… She was even celebrating when aggy beat Bama. What the actual fuck?!

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Didn't you explain to her that even if Alabama won she would've been okay? For aggy, aTm and 'bama are interchangeable?  It's pretty obvious that here within the next 20-30 years, once we chase them out of the SEC, they will be adding all those aggabama titles to the wall.

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