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2 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

He and the dog will be taking turns licking Karen’s pussy in Nebraska in no time at all. 

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In the summer of 2015 we went on vacation to the Grand Canyon and stayed with a friend's family who lived in Phoenix for a couple days on the trip. Of course also went by the ASU campus because I've seen the same pictures everyone here has. Bought a dri-fit with the pitchfork logo while we were there. That fall i'm coaching my son's youth team as always.  Wore the shirt to practice one day a few weeks into the season.  I had worn Longhorn shirts and hats to practice numerous times before, but the day I wore the ASU shirt one of the kids' mom, who had never said a word to me to that point,  came up to me and said " Did you go to Arizona State? Because we're aggy and we just kicked yalls butt ha ha ha" 

I said no,  I went to UT and I think we know how the last game we played against each other went...never heard a peep from her the rest of the season 

14 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

He and the dog will be taking turns licking Karen’s pussy in Nebraska in no time at all. 

Frustrated Clint Eastwood GIF

1 hour ago, Randolph Duke said:

 

Don't care got Jimbo.  Stoopid sip.  SEC SEC SEC.  Herp derp.

Aggy football players caught stealing from smoke shop

Posted on 3/29/22 at 8:51 am
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It’s hard to keep up with all of the arrests in Crime Station, but clearly more are on the way… 

Aggy football players, in Aggy gear, caught stealing from smoke shop 

The Fulmer Cup has quickly turned into The Fisher Cup. 

Maybe Jimbo can put that trophy in the case next to his fake natty.

Jokes on you, sip. With all the massive illegal payments, the incoming class won't need to steal. 

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Aggy football players caught stealing from smoke shop

Posted on 3/29/22 at 8:51 am
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It’s hard to keep up with all of the arrests in Crime Station, but clearly more are on the way… 

Aggy football players, in Aggy gear, caught stealing from smoke shop 

The Fulmer Cup has quickly turned into The Fisher Cup. 

Maybe Jimbo can put that trophy in the case next to his fake natty.

The entire thread

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/aggy-football-players-caught-stealing-from-smoke-shop/101910977/

In all seriousness, this is pretty cool of aggy to do. 

Texas A&M to give Ukrainian students free tuition

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Ukrainian students across the Texas A&M University System’s 11 campuses and research centers will receive free tuition starting next semester, Chancellor John Sharp said Tuesday.

The university system will cover all tuition and fees, as well as certain living expenses, for the students. At least 14 students from Ukraine have been identified as eligible for the financial support so far, Associate Vice Chancellor Tim Eaton said. The number is likely to increase as more students are identified, he said.

 

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

In all seriousness, this is pretty cool of aggy to do. 

Texas A&M to give Ukrainian students free tuition

 

The act is very generous, and this is what they do best. They will rally behind a cause and deliver.

The "why" behind their actions are what is suspect. This will be another look at me scenario for aggy. 

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At least the soviet style building will make them feel at home :)

 

 

On 3/29/2022 at 7:39 AM, Randolph Duke said:

 

https://www.secrant.com/texas-aandm-sports/texas-aandm-losing-former-five-star-te-to-the-transfer-portal/101930149/

they call him a 5 star 24X7 has him a 4 star, but he had a ton of solid offers

aggy loosing yet another big recruit either way though......but I am sure they will say he could just not compete (or maybe their crappy QB could just not get him the ball)

9 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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You better be careful with this, Billy Liucci might respond with some fire about NIT wins. 

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Hahahahahahaha. No, it’s not. I don’t need to click. 
I’ve hired and fired lawyers from many different schools. Texas Wesleyan does turn out some decent lawyers, but the quality of the students, faculty, and alumni from there, and the national reputation, isn’t close to UT. Not even in the same ballpark. 

“Texas A&M’s school has gone up more than 100 places out of the nearly 200 law schools accredited by the American Bar Association since it was acquired by the system in 2013.

“We have not seen a law school advance this far this quickly,” Texas A&M’s School of Law Dean Robert Ahdieh said. “In some sense, that is very much a reflection of the mindset of Texas A&M.”

 

 

Those are horrible comparisons.  Well, maybe Tech is Allsup's, I dunno.  I have no idea what Allsup's is.  

But A&M is not wework.  wework is a very forward-thinking concept with poor execution.  A&M is a very backward-thinking concept that is poor and should be executed.

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Those are horrible comparisons.  Well, maybe Tech is Allsup's, I dunno.  I have no idea what Allsup's is.  

Allsup's is a convenience store chain that is headquartered in New Mexico. It was started in Roswell. 

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

Allsup's is a convenience store chain that is headquartered in New Mexico. It was started in Roswell. 

So Allsup's is a cult, man?  And the cult?  The cult was in aliens, man.  You didn't know that?  They were way into that type of shit.  /slater

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

So Allsup's is a cult, man?  And the cult?  The cult was in aliens, man.  You didn't know that?  They were way into that type of shit.  /slater

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They traveled halfway across the galaxy to bring us bean burritos?  There's gotta be a 'fuel source to get home' story in here somewhere.  

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

They traveled halfway across the galaxy to bring us bean burritos?  There's gotta be a 'fuel source to get home' story in here somewhere.  

Flatulency will help with the "gas to get home."

8 hours ago, markstanco said:


I read through a a few pages. Aggy kept saying it was random black guys and not football payers. We’re players ever named?

Also, you young kids. There are cameras everywhere. If you sneeze it will be on 4 cameras.

Oh horseshit...I saw someone on Twitter name them all. Not sure about all of them but one in the group was definitely an early enrollee DB from a small Central Texas high school 

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Only a TTU fan would call losing ~$45 billion in valuation in ~12 months "doesn't actually perform that well" - that is certainly one way to say it.

1 hour ago, NoName said:

Only a TTU fan would call losing ~$45 billion in valuation in ~12 months "doesn't actually perform that well" - that is certainly one way to say it.

$45 Billion?

45 billion.    4.5 billion.  Ehh. Close enough.  Once you have a billion.  What’s a few more?

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Is Figurelli one of those dipshit aggy on there? The snaggletoothed racist cougar high alum Daniel Figurelli? 

Stupid bastard needs to quit chomping on ball bearings.

It's a mIsleading headline. If #56 counts as joining UT(26) in nations top law schools rankings in the author's mind. Well, ok.

 

1 minute ago, Nolacycling said:

It's a mIsleading headline. If #56 counts as joining UT(26) in nations top law schools rankings in the author's mind. Well, ok.

 

aggies lie. It's what they do.

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