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13 minutes ago, Droopy said:

I get that we lost this week, but this actually got a chuckle out of me. Damn, the guy that apparently can't throw and is one dimensional has got awarded the offensive player of the week every time he's played you. That's fairly funny, aggy. Aggy buddy of mine was super pissed on Saturday. He blamed Herbie for the loss and said he was mostly pissed that they got a touchdown at the end that wasn't necessary. Was pissed about the point spread, but doesn't gamble. Is there such a thing as bragging about your team covering despite losing that is somehow a "win"? Dude brags about covering like it means shit to non-gambling folks. Weird.

aggy always finds ways to turn a loss into a win, they crave relevancy and attention.  Thus they never lose, they just run out of critical thinking.  

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40 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

They should be 9-1 and ranked when they travel to aggy.  They beat a good North Texas team that beat Arkansas.  

As fun as that would be, I doubt it happens.  And I will be a blazer fan going into that game just to see the spin as the wheels on the cart derail from the tracks.  

But transitive property, UAB got their ass handed to them by coastal Carolina who was beat badly by ULM and USCe.   It's at home so aggy probably wins a lot closer than they think, but damn would it be fun if they don't. 

I read once that aggy is paying $29 million/year alone on bond loans as payback for their stadium upgrade. I tried finding the article again but have had no luck.  Would like to know if this is true or just a myth. Can someone (calling Mr RD) help a brother out?  Thanks. 

9 hours ago, Droopy said:

 Is there such a thing as bragging about your team covering despite losing that is somehow a "win"? Dude brags about covering like it means shit to non-gambling folks. Weird.

For 80 years our title hopes have been dead

But by God our boys always cover the spread

 

-aggy

10 hours ago, Lhorn said:

OP in that thread talks like "they are the Joneses."  They've done nothing for them to think they are above anybody in the SEC yest talk like they are 1.b to Alabama's 1.a in the conference.  

We got money and Jimbo and 2 great losses and more black guys in our state, ya stupid sip.  Of course we're the Jonses.

9 hours ago, Treefidy said:

They never lose, they just run out of critical thinking.  

Can't be stated enough.

12 hours ago, Treefidy said:

And then bitching about SEC schools poaching Texas players, why the fuck do you think you were invited to come be another middle of the pack team in their conference?  

The total lack of awareness never ceases to amaze me, someone really should do a more in depth study of the water quality in the brazos river.  The shit that goes on up stream in Waco, they drink the stupid down in B/CS. 

I seriously wonder if they even realize this deep down. Surely.  No?

Chicken or the egg.  Do aggys get really stupid once they've gone there or does the place attract the already monumental dumbasses?

11 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Looch always goes to his Texas default speak after his team falls on their face, just to console his base of losers.  Texas losing gives them something positive to suck on.

He goes to Texas even when they win.  A Texas loss beats even an aggy win in their eyes.  They hate us more than they like themselves and that's not exaggeration.

I think Jimbo is going to deliver us some top quality aggy misery the likes of which we haven't seen since Fran.  Fran's tenure was the pinnacle of aggy misery if you judge by body count.  Get ready boys, its comin'.

11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

How good is UAB this year?

It appears their defense is legit, with the offense struggling a little bit.

26 minutes ago, Scholz said:

 

Chicken or the egg.  Do aggys get really stupid once they've gone there or does the place attract the already monumental dumbasses?

yes.

 

 

I get that we lost this week, but this actually got a chuckle out of me. Damn, the guy that apparently can't throw and is one dimensional has got awarded the offensive player of the week every time he's played you. That's fairly funny, aggy. Aggy buddy of mine was super pissed on Saturday. He blamed Herbie for the loss and said he was mostly pissed that they got a touchdown at the end that wasn't necessary. Was pissed about the point spread, but doesn't gamble. Is there such a thing as bragging about your team covering despite losing that is somehow a "win"? Dude brags about covering like it means shit to non-gambling folks. Weird.


Mississippi State was going to cover regardless whether they scored that last TD or not.

I can totally see every geek dork fuck there (even the old women) "squeezing" so that they cover the spread in a loss.

Completely them. 

30 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

I can totally see every geek dork fuck there (even the old women) "squeezing" so that they cover the spread in a loss.

Completely them. 

 

Some of the old women will be squeezing to hard their ovaries will pop out onto the table.

2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Some of the old women will be squeezing to hard their ovaries will pop out onto the table.

Cue an aggy mom hog contest pic

 

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Arguably the grossest and most difficult task I've ever undertaken:

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I went through your top 5 and stopped there.  None of those hogs is touchable.  Zero.

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

I went through your top 5 and stopped there.  None of those hogs is touchable.  Zero.

If you think anything past 1 is "touchable," you've got huge problems.

41 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Cue an aggy mom hog contest pic

Do they even bother to make A&M branded clothes for aggy women in medium or small?

Just now, Randolph Duke said:

Do they even bother to make A&M branded clothes for aggy women in medium or small?

All joking aside, that's a completely valid question.

I dunno, there are certain variables that need to be considered. Not by me, of course, but for somebody desperate, there are corrective measures that could be taken.

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32 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

If you think anything past 1 is "touchable," you've got huge problems.

The question is where does Vic draw the second untouchable line (the first one is between #1 and #2)?

On 10/29/2018 at 9:38 AM, Machinator said:

No, it's a home game for them.

That's OK because a loss to UAB would be even more delicious if it's at Kyle.  

It's clearly possibility 

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misspell

Arguably the grossest and most difficult task I've ever undertaken:
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You didn't grade 2 of them.

I'm pretty sure #8 was photoshopped in.
On 10/29/2018 at 11:05 AM, TreatyOak said:

Explanation of what 'SEC Score' means. It means Aggy loses. 

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If all those games are against SEC, aggie is actually 202 - 0

9 minutes ago, Modessit said:

You didn't grade 2 of them.

I'm pretty sure #8 was photoshopped in.

The person in the red dress in between and behind 4 and 10 is not ranked.  Or maybe the ranker figured it was a skeleton or maybe a cross dressing 75 year old man and did not to be included.  #1 over on the far right is not a mom.  She works for the facility where the slopfest was held and jumped into the pic to help out and kiss up to her client, apparently.  Can you imagine how much they spent with her to cater that function?

53 minutes ago, Modessit said:

You didn't grade 2 of them.
 

Meat Judging is obviously not his specialty.

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I can totally see every geek dork fuck there (even the old women) "squeezing" so that they cover the spread in a loss.
Completely them. 
 
Some of the old women will be squeezing to hard their ovaries will pop out onto the table.
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^ the biggest expense was cleaning out the pens
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3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

It appears their defense is legit, with the offense struggling a little bit.

So the aggy game with UAB should be a good old fashioned SECSECSEC 6-3 snooze fest.  

6 hours ago, Jester’s Inn said:

I read once that aggy is paying $29 million/year alone on bond loans as payback for their stadium upgrade. I tried finding the article again but have had no luck.  Would like to know if this is true or just a myth. Can someone (calling Mr RD) help a brother out?  Thanks. 

That is outdated info, they refinanced a few years back using a sophisticated two-tranche methodology. Tranche 1 is a University-wide payday loan. Tranche 2 is a title loan against their nine-year old Toyota Celica. 

Of course all of that gets paid off early if their CFO's "big splash" strategy pays off and they win the Powerball lottery.

6 hours ago, Jester’s Inn said:

I read once that aggy is paying $29 million/year alone on bond loans as payback for their stadium upgrade. I tried finding the article again but have had no luck.  Would like to know if this is true or just a myth. Can someone (calling Mr RD) help a brother out?  Thanks. 

 

One of you bean counters can make more of this than I can.  But I see some big numbers, spending and debt.  And the aggies owe a lot of entities a lot of money:

Cost of Keeping Up With the Jones

This Bloomberg article from last summer says aggie owed more than $300M BEFORE they signed Jimbo:

It's Not What You Owe, It's What You Own, aggie

2 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Arguably the grossest and most difficult task I've ever undertaken:

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#1 must be the photographer's wife or something, too young, looks too much better and over dressed, probably told her to jump in there to make the photo look better.

2 hours ago, DeadArmadillo said:

If all those games are against SEC, aggie is actually 202 - 0

Only in halftimes won. 

2 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Arguably the grossest and most difficult task I've ever undertaken:

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The lady you left unranked between 13 and 15 in the back center left looks like Kellyanne Conway

11 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

The lady you left unranked between 13 and 15 in the back center left looks like Kellyanne Conway

That or a survivor of the Bataan Death March.. 

1 minute ago, Steel Shank said:

#21 has the look of a woman that enjoys a good hard dicking.

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4 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

#21 has the look of a woman that enjoys a good hard dicking.

half of them have the look of a woman who's yet to find out

3 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Arguably the grossest and most difficult task I've ever undertaken:

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Why does #8 looked photo shopped?  

Just now, BabaBooey said:

Why does #8 looked photo shopped?  

Yes.  That's one of those peel off decals.

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