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16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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What in the fuck is sky darkening? Aren't we doing the opposite? 

I can't take the rest of your chart seriously when you believe in something called "sky darkening"

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What in the fuck is sky darkening? Aren't we doing the opposite? 

I can't take the rest of your chart seriously when you believe in something called "sky darkening"

Well, that and a very wordy asterisk in the title...

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

Well, that and a very wordy asterisk in the title...

Are you telling me you don't recognize the clear and present dangers of Stratospheric Aerosol Geo-Engineering? 

Wake up, sheeple. 

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Are you telling me you don't recognize the clear and present dangers of Stratospheric Aerosol Geo-Engineering? 

Wake up, sheeple. 

Nothing like seeing dangers at work on a cold, clear winter's morn 

Big Tony got some physical copies of his new mixtape
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and he’s trying to cut it with baking soda to make it worth slightly more (than nothing) already
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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This is the second picture of someone trying to look hard with a 10/22. 

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

How does paint come off of one particular spot on a stove like that?

Making crack on the same burner every time? 

1 hour ago, Archer said:

This is the second picture of someone trying to look hard with a 10/22. 

High Capacity mags are scary looking

12 minutes ago, texasjacket said:

High Capacity mags are scary looking

I believe the proper term is banana clip. 

17 minutes ago, texasjacket said:

High Capacity mags are scary looking

 

5 minutes ago, Archer said:

I believe the proper term is banana clip. 

I dunno, I always feel safer if the thug I run into in a dark alley is sporting a banana clip.

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On 3/17/2019 at 8:25 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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If he keeps eating Whataburger he'll grow into those clothes. 

 

Damn, I wish I had Whataburger now.

On 3/15/2019 at 2:08 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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One's gotta go!

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6 hours ago, ztejas said:

What in the fuck is sky darkening? Aren't we doing the opposite? 

I can't take the rest of your chart seriously when you believe in something called "sky darkening"

What do you think is going to water the aluminum resistant seeds?

35 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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This is what Brisket needs to get The Boy when he gets his license.  For about $3500, though- not $24K.  Had one just like it when I was in high school.  Got about 6 mpg.  

6 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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I hope he at least has all that dough locked up in the tool box, although that's where the thieves go first.

On 3/14/2019 at 8:40 PM, Moby Ric said:

$1181 is so not gangsta.  It's not even middle class white guy.

That was just an excuse to show-off the WP.

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Isnt it funny how guys lie about being in a relationship and how there single and ready to settle down jaja when they already have a beautiful girlfriend pregnant at home being faithful (p.s i covered her face because i have nothing against her ) but yet he would lie and make up stories mhhh now i know the truth and im just putting it out there so people can know that heres a prime example of why guys aint shit and lie !"

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On 3/18/2019 at 4:23 PM, ztejas said:
What in the fuck is sky darkening? Aren't we doing the opposite? 
I can't take the rest of your chart seriously when you believe in something called "sky darkening"


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McDonald's discussion is in the unpopular opinions thread

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Didn't check it or look at it, but drove all the way home with it! Mother fuckers!!!

The drive thru fucking continues

 

God damnit Hate

 

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Didn't check it or look at it, but drove all the way home with it! Mother fuckers!!!

You tiger it and couldn’t took a bite 

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