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6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I've seen this happen at church picnics for a couple would bring their 11 kids no food and try to take back four to go boxes a piece.

Isn’t that what church is for, to help the needy?

Just now, tbone_ said:

Isn’t that what church is for, to help the needy?

That is true, however the rest of the church enrollment was barely twice of their family size, so they basically ate up everything before anybody else could get any.  It wasn't that they were that poor needy just too lazy and trashy to bring anything,

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8 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Am I the only one who can't see what @SurlyBDR posts?

 

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Yeah, that's a problem for me, too.

Man that took me a second, and then I frowned and shook my head.

Yeah, when did the Germans join Surly?  I know when they bombed Pearl Harbor, but the last few posts have been shit-centric. 

I see this is pretty much all memes, but had a “friend” post yesterday of a need for support and prayers due to the passing of her dear old grandma, then I see a few hours later she posted shots of her partying and getting fucked up last night (the “friend,” not her grandma).

16 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Narrator:  It was not worth the price.

37 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Owen Wilson?

9 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

Owen Wilson?

I love the story of Spade playing Wilson on SNL, and he put a prosthetic dick on his nose. But that may be what you’re referencing, and if so, fuck me in advance.

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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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 Slap a bitch

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in reality I’d clean it up before going to bed, but really my sink never looks that way because I don’t have a wife.

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