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I wish I had my member’s only jacket from about 1984-86. That was a great jacket and would look good today. 

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13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Alabama should hire that guy. 

5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

3, 1, 2

1, 2, 3

19 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

@Vic Mackey I didn't know your name was Kevin

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I fucked a big bitch in college. She couldn't ride dick very well, but the head game was ridiculous. She didn't have a gag reflex. 

18 hours ago, tigol said:


Eh, a scientist would say deionized in my world.

or non-ionized.

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I fucked a big bitch in college. She couldn't ride dick very well, but the head game was ridiculous. She didn't have a gag reflex. 

We're y'all working at McDonald's?

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Of all three, I think I hated the Warriors the most.

8 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

We're y'all working at McDonald's?

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Oh naw! Although I did manage a McDonald's in college as well. Me and one of the AGM's caught two workers fucking behind the dumpster. They were nasty!

I wish I had my members only jacket from about 1984-86. That was a great jacket and would look good today. 

Mine was black. The only color to have. And that bitch Shannon never gave it back. I should look her up on Facebook.
9 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I fucked a big bitch in college. She couldn't ride dick very well, but the head game was ridiculous. She didn't have a gag reflex. 

Was this her?

You know, you’re the first guy I ever got the whole thing in my mouth. Normally, I get like halfway down and I just start fucking choking. But with you, I got a ball in my mouth. That’s never happened. Look, I have them in my mouth right now and I’m speaking perfectly clear. Normally I have a stutter.

Of all three, I think I hated the Warriors the most.

Oh poor spurs fan. 5 titles in 18 years wasn’t enough and a record of 300 games over .500 wasn’t good enough?
5 hours ago, Hate said:

Of all three, I think I hated the Warriors the most.

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When I was in a stall at work, the lawyer in the next stall was loudly talking to a client while taking a shit. When he hung up, he exclaimed “The only thing better than dropping a deuce on the company’s dime is billing a client for it.”
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Please tell me this is the Minnesota realtor. He worked in the logo there in his 2nd lease since the beginning of the year.
17 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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6 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

*pizza and chocolate milk 

And every 1 in 10 cartons was past its expiration date by a couple of weeks.

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He lost the 10mm
20 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Capn Crunch that hasn't soaked in milk for 3 minutes was like eating Legos.  

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