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19 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Some women like the thrill of sneaking around, having someone "forbidden" and being that 'other woman'. No idea if that story is true but absolutely women out there like that. 

Believe it was also the premise of a Seinfeld episode

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Why are the Round Rock cops and the FBI selling drugs to Greg Abbott?

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…long as she got them thangz out
5 hours ago, nnm said:

Can’t expect a guy to know what was posted 22 posts previously on the same page. Sheesh. 

at least he didn’t post the kid in little league who said alexis texas was his favorite actress.  aside from being fake it’s been reposted more than anything in the history of this cursed website. 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

at least he didn’t post the kid in little league who said alexis texas was his favorite actress.  aside from being fake it’s been reposted more than anything in the history of this cursed website. 

 

22 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

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You must be from the future or something, because that's only the second time I've ever seen this posted 

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it’s been posted no fewer than eight times. 
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I mean….that really was posted a day or so ago.

Someone better at photoshop than me needs to post the Limewire meme with the caption:

”Me posting the same meme on Surlyhorns”

With the Buccees cruise ship on the computer screen.

1 hour ago, futureman said:

it’s been posted no fewer than eight times. 

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2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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There is a version of Coheed albums someone did with the vocals removed. It fuckin slays.
Prolly true for Rush too.
9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Dallas….South Dallas.

7 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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This person also thinks they are some kinda Michelin star, gourmet, Bobby Flay, pit master, mayor of Flavor Town, Aaron Franklin grilling’ savant because they sprinkled a barely perceptible amount of grocery store rub on their flavorless chicken.  

3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Where do you get a plastic fake lug wrench for taking off fake plastic glued on lug nuts?

13 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Where do you get a plastic fake lug wrench for taking off fake plastic glued on lug nuts?

fake autozone?

26 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Sucks that getting a beej only occurs on special occasionsbea54dbb8f17333fa86034313136a596.jpg

You’ve only been married a short time, right?

8 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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No way bro you do weed at work? You're out of control.

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