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4 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

One serving of Oreos is equal to the number of Oreos that can fit between your thumb and your middle finger.


I always thought it was nice of nabisco to segregate portions into rows. 🤷‍♂️ 

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Cops do be like that
4 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Aggie thread is that way —->

2 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Aggie thread is that way —->

2 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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The cookie is what everyone in the audience is thinking at the wedding below:

10 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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39 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Could have had two such bites if they cut it into two triangles first. 

Rookie mistake. 

12 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Fake news.

Theres no way that chick is packin’ a fat ass.

Her wrists are a dead give away.

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17 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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take his hat off place it on the ground next to him and laugh as he struggles to pick it up

On 1/15/2025 at 3:42 AM, Longboard Horn said:

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He'll also slap you around and ask you to join a game where you'll likely die.

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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Or just cut off the crust...

 

 

PS: Don't google pics of starving children as a funny meme because you'll feel like a bad person, which is probably already true.

3 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Fake news.

Theres no way that chick is packin’ a fat ass.

Her wrists are a dead give away.

how many women have you been around?

39 minutes ago, Superhero said:

PS: Don't google pics of starving children as a funny meme because you'll feel like a bad person, which is probably already true.



mad eric cartman GIF by South Park

 

29 minutes ago, futureman said:

how many women have you been around?


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9 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Num, num, num.

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10 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Sheesh Steve…she’s like a tall/ grande

Yeah, the meme writer blew there. 

On 1/14/2025 at 12:53 PM, Vegas64 said:

have no idea what you mean

Of course you don't.  You have to download the app, make an account, and do the updates first.

On 1/2/2025 at 7:02 PM, tfoolry said:

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There is not a female that I know who would request the spider not be killed. 

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