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I usually do corny shit similar to this at Halloween for the trick-or-treaters.  I wonder if I can remember this in two weeks.  
Well, did you remember?





*Pepperidge Farms did.

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Sean's aggy, obviously 

 

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11 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

I actually saw something like that in real life.  Back in 1993ish I was at a frat party at whatever that now-aggy school is in Canyon.  The DJ was playing something like 2Live Crew and there were some real life cowboy looking guys dancing to it, looking pretty much like what you see above ^^^.  Kinda mind bending.

11 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I actually saw something like that in real life.  Back in 1993ish I was at a frat party at whatever that now-aggy school is in Canyon.  The DJ was playing something like 2Live Crew and there were some real life cowboy looking guys dancing to it, looking pretty much like what you see above ^^^.  Kinda mind bending.

Google up “doing the Stroll”.

{ sock hop fun 60 years ago}

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Missed opportunity.  Limitless possibilities with a made up translation.

19 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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For example, this woman's chest looks like this b/c her father either totally abandoned her or molested her.

Missed opportunity.  Limitless possibilities with a made up translation.


They probably didn’t watch goonies because data was “problematic”
Did dude say he named his kid "Dallas Cowboys"?
That's the middle kid. Daughter is named Star and youngest son . . . Cowboy Landry.

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Posted by my Aunt. My comment “The largest cargo plane in the US fleet has a capacity of 285,000 lbs. 150 billion dollars in $100 bills would weigh approximately 3,000,000 lbs.

57 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Posted by my Aunt. My comment “The largest cargo plane in the US fleet has a capacity of 285,000 lbs. 150 billion dollars in $100 bills would weigh approximately 3,000,000 lbs.

Don’t bring facts into this. We are talking about Facebook for crying out loud. 

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

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Posted by my Aunt. My comment “The largest cargo plane in the US fleet has a capacity of 285,000 lbs. 150 billion dollars in $100 bills would weigh approximately 3,000,000 lbs.

Obama getting down with those Hussien roots of his!!!!!

10 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

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Posted by my Aunt. My comment “The largest cargo plane in the US fleet has a capacity of 285,000 lbs. 150 billion dollars in $100 bills would weigh approximately 3,000,000 lbs.

That slick son of a bitch pulled that off?  Tip of the hat to you, Mr. Obama.  

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Shut the fuck up pussy. Cops are killed almost daily? Lmao. Sure thing. In 2018, there was a total of 106 officers killed on duty. 55 of those were because of a criminal. The rest was because of accidents. Quit spreading your fucking sob stories and your back the blue mentality and unfriend me if you don't bend over and suck my dick because I wear a uniform mentality. Do you ever speak out on all the killings cops are apart of? No. Fuck off. I have friends that are cops. I do not like cops at all or the police as a whole but no, that is not an attack on them personally and they know my views. Get over yourself dork.

 

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Shut the fuck up pussy. Cops are killed almost daily? Lmao. Sure thing. In 2018, there was a total of 106 officers killed on duty. 55 of those were because of a criminal. The rest was because of accidents. Quit spreading your fucking sob stories and your back the blue mentality and unfriend me if you don't bend over and suck my dick because I wear a uniform mentality. Do you ever speak out on all the killings cops are apart of? No. Fuck off. I have friends that are cops. I do not like cops at all or the police as a whole but no, that is not an attack on them personally and they know my views. Get over yourself dork.
 
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What were his thoughts on the cops using civilians as human shields the other day? Just protecting and serving?
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2 hours ago, Okie State said:
5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
Shut the fuck up pussy. Cops are killed almost daily? Lmao. Sure thing. In 2018, there was a total of 106 officers killed on duty. 55 of those were because of a criminal. The rest was because of accidents. Quit spreading your fucking sob stories and your back the blue mentality and unfriend me if you don't bend over and suck my dick because I wear a uniform mentality. Do you ever speak out on all the killings cops are apart of? No. Fuck off. I have friends that are cops. I do not like cops at all or the police as a whole but no, that is not an attack on them personally and they know my views. Get over yourself dork.
 
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What were his thoughts on the cops using civilians as human shields the other day? Just protecting and serving?

Didn't speak on it at all. Remember, every time an officer kills someone, it is justified. In any circumstance. That innocent UPS driver probably smoked weed and was a bad person!

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