Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 64.3k
  • Views 4.7m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

8 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Good lord...looks like he could jam three cocks in that pie hole at one time.

 

AF24D5DA-EED4-42B5-89C5-631C8C28F7FA.jpeg

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

received-276948277100183.jpg

I've always heard the fourth one as Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store, but that one is more inclusive.

I think it's supposed to look like The Big Jeezy?

Seen better on tortillas. 

Edited by Prepuce of Doom

20 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Good lord...looks like he could jam three cocks in that pie hole at one time.

 

20 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

look at how sharp his teeth are.  Goblin

 

Gobblin' cock.

1 minute ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

 

Gobblin' cock.

Stoops_dickdunk.jpg

9 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Screenshot-20210819-052632-Facebook.jpg

 

amen

4 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Well it does look like this picture of treesus

Fixed.

239526603_4369305226448787_8160900419247131441_n.thumb.jpg.4e96ec058f3df06f80370e25b8d650b8.jpg

Had some good comments.

That hit the spot!
I'm going to go poop to make more room
Your muffin tastes great, gran!

25 minutes ago, Goredho said:

239526603_4369305226448787_8160900419247131441_n.thumb.jpg.4e96ec058f3df06f80370e25b8d650b8.jpg

Had some good comments.

That hit the spot!
I'm going to go poop to make more room
Your muffin tastes great, gran!

My wife’s was “get me a napkin.”

1 minute ago, Rudiger said:

My wife’s was “get me a napkin.”

This tastes like shit!

10 minutes ago, Goredho said:

This tastes like shit!

Closely related: “something smells good.”

10 minutes ago, Goredho said:

This tastes like shit!

Here comes the gravy. 

You just can’t beat grandmas cream pie.

  • Popular Post

(Alabama only): Should we just get started without dad, or do think we should wait? 

15 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Screenshot-20210819-052632-Facebook.jpg

Who all seen a messiah say “Yeaaaaah!”

13 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

...dfb9dc1c5a16c71bb58eceaab0528775.jpg

Or maybe they are sick of sitting and appreciate the ability to stand up. 

...c0c4b72d63231981353bc12a449d03b9.jpg

Awesome shit we see on Facebook thread is that way >>>
Or maybe they are sick of sitting and appreciate the ability to stand up. 

Lol I do it to block idiots from pressing forward. Wait your turn and we’ll al get out of here quickly.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.