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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

We need to get through this asshole. 

I’ve seen that porno 

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3 minutes ago, Fletch said:

They’re sadly wearing too much clothes 

Because they want to keep their bits

Does LHN have pitch counts? What is Bammer's guy up to?

Mother fuck we’re squaring up on this fucker just nothings falling. 

 

57 on the 2-2 count 

Jesus ducking Christ. Well, we got speed coming up. Hold em again this inning. Stehly and faltine are due. Time for some Augie ball. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Does LHN have pitch counts? What is Bammer's guy up to?

They show it regularly in the lower right corner of the box score. Not all the time, but with consistency.

Just now, Horn80 said:

That would have been out most days.

Eh. It was 25 feet short still. If he hit it further right it wouldn't have needed much.

Really like Messinger’s approach’s at the plate this year. 

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah Hodo would have been able to read it better. Oh well.

But that’s just fucking baseball 101. That’s centers ball just like a bloop to left or right is the corner outfielders ball, not 2nd or short. Whatever. I can live with one fuck up in left from Kennedy after like 70 straight games of being nails out there 

Just now, DoneWithit said:

Really like Messinger’s approach’s at the plate this year. 

He’s gonna be our Maroul this year and it’s gonna be awesome. 

Got here soon as I could.  I was starving like a bitch wolf with 8 sucking pups.  Slayed some tacos.  What did I miss?

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Honestly - impressive showing by the Longhorn faithful today. It's cold as cock and there's probably 2k here minus some bammer fans. 

3 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

They show it regularly in the lower right corner of the box score. Not all the time, but with consistency.

Pitch count alternates with velocity of the previous pitch.

I need another FireTv. I know my internet isn’t this damn bad. 
 

Just venting out loud. Carey on 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Honestly - impressive showing by the Longhorn faithful today. It's cold as cock and there's probably 2k here minus some bammer fans. 

Cold as cock?? Who are you, that Olympic cross country skier?

1 minute ago, BERT said:

I need another FireTv. I know my internet isn’t this damn bad. 
 

Just venting out loud. Carey on 

Carrion?

1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Carrion?

Damnit

 

yes, carry on. 

2 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Carrion?

Wayward son?

Crowd getting lively. Wish Pete had've struck that last cocksucker out. 

Hansen doing a great job of bearing down when he gets in trouble.

Hansen wouldn't even sniff the mound at Rice or CC Aggy.

God damn great work there Hansen!!!! Fuckin a!!! Sit the fuck down you fucking cousin uncle fuckers!!!! Get it started Trey!!!! 

1 minute ago, Hornlover said:

Hansen nutted up there.

 

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16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Does LHN have pitch counts? What is Bammer's guy up to?

60 

That Jim Knox rugby commercial is something else. Could they not fix his hair or find a calm day or area to film it?

Just now, Fletch said:

God damn great work there Hansen!!!! Fuckin a!!! Sit the fuck down you Gump fucking cousin uncle fuckers!!!! Get it started Trey!!!! 

fixed

Just now, bluto said:

That Jim Knox rugby commercial is something else. Could they not fix his hair or find a calm day or area to film it?

It felt appropriate to me. I get triggered every time I see that clown from seeing him so much on Saturdays. 

2 minutes ago, zlavydra said:

Hansen wouldn't even sniff the mound at Rice or CC Aggy.

Good work. Now give our hitters some shit

Oh good fuck that was high and outside 

Stehly can't hit at all, but he does need to move up in the order.

Bama pitcher up to 73 pitches. Yep 

1 minute ago, zlavydra said:

Stehly can't hit at all, but he does need to move up in the order.

Dylan Campbell may have become Wally Pipp …

Not really game related, but just curious why the Texas flag is at half mast?

Alabama fucktard celebrating his IF single just about 5000% too much 

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