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Something told me we weren't going to win 1-0, even against a team this feeble.  

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Something told me we weren't going to win 1-0, even against a team this feeble.  

Yeah, when you have to start your B team, it usually doesn’t go well.

I'm sorry. This is all my fault. I started actually watching the game. I'll stop now!

I think we all knew Siri was swinging in the 3-2 count no matter what 

We need an outfielder not another pitcher. Meyers, Chas and Siri are not the answer. Especially with Brantley probably out for a while. 

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

We need an outfielder not another pitcher. Meyers, Chas and Siri are not the answer. Especially with Brantley probably out for a while. 

I'll take a lefty reliever 

Should I wear a brown paper bag over my head to the game tomorrow?

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Should I wear a brown paper bag over my head to the game tomorrow?

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Getting beaten at home by a sub-.200 hitter named Skye is what I'd call a low point of the year. Go get us a bat. 

5 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Meh, a loss always sucks but everything is fine.

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At least we get angry Nick Turturro in the meantime.

 

 

LMFAO at MFY getting rayped by the umpire on that final strike 3 call hahaha.  Universe provides

Stros did this today since this was somehow the A's first trip to Houston since Fosse passed last year....comments section is nicest I have seen towards Houston in over 3 years 044fe3025b7e552e0a1ecaa177bc32c2.jpg

That goal changes if you are running out the Space Cowboys the last 3 games before the break

Now we know what our team is like without Altuve, Alvarez, and Brantley. We don't have the depth to make up for those absences 

8 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Now we know what our team is like without Altuve, Alvarez, and Brantley. We don't have the depth to make up for those absences 

Clearly 1 game samples are determative 

Also, nobody has enough depth to offset the concurrent absence of the best hitter and best second baseman in MLB (in addition to another good hitter in Brantley). 

Now we know what our team is like without Altuve, Alvarez, and Brantley. We don't have the depth to make up for those absences 
To be fair, most teams probably don't have that kind of depth.
9 hours ago, runthebone said:

Can Whitley hit?

He can definitely take a hit

 

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13 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

We need an outfielder not another pitcher. Meyers, Chas and Siri are not the answer. Especially with Brantley probably out for a while. 

Thought Brantley was coming back next week?

4 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Thought Brantley was coming back next week?

 

12 hours ago, Scraps said:

Stros did this today since this was somehow the A's first trip to Houston since Fosse passed last year....comments section is nicest I have seen towards Houston in over 3 years 044fe3025b7e552e0a1ecaa177bc32c2.jpg
 

I'm sure we'll do the same for Mike Fiers when his Chinese Professional Baseball League team is in town.

Fucking rat.

All-Star curse is alive. First Alvarez (hand), then Valdez (hair), then Altuve (knee).

We need to bubble-wrap Verlander and Tucker.

Because he prioritizes his team over a meaningless exhibition?  OK.

I am Jacks complete lack of surprise (Soto on the block after extension talks fell apart) 

there was never a world where Washington kept him that was not Washington stupidity if he rejected the extension offer. 
I have zero belief he goes to us. But he should go somewhere. 

Because he prioritizes his team over a meaningless exhibition?  OK.

if it was actually about prioritizing astros i would have no problem with it. i don’t buy that getting hit by a pitch on thursday and then playing one inning on tuesday presents any risk. i could be wrong.
59 minutes ago, Scraps said:

The dream is alive
 

How good does the Alvarez extension look?

9 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

How good does the Alvarez extension look?

There goes my dreams of 6/150 for Tucker, probably. 

13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

There goes my dreams of 6/150 for Tucker, probably. 

Include him in the Soto package

16 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Include him in the Soto package

Nah. You have an extra year of control with Tucker. If he goes out it’s an upgrade on Tucker but not a big enough one to give away the extra year IMO. Unless the package is Tucker, Brown and Leon or something. I’d do that but I doubt they would. 

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