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I hope Pujols lands on exactly 700 and we all know that it’s really 699 because of that foul ball against us that he got gifted as an HR last year.  

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9 hours ago, Gourmand said:

Not sure if it was mentioned already but Whitley started vs RR at Dell Diamond Sat night and had this interesting pitching line:

4.1 IP 3 H 2 R 2 ER 7 BB 4 K

Sugar Land won 6-3 with a homer from Aledmys Diaz.

Whenever you can keep it to only 7 walks in not enough innings to qualify you know you are doing something special. 

20 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I hope Pujols lands on exactly 700 and we all know that it’s really 699 because of that foul ball against us that he got gifted as an HR last year.  

Counterpoint: the Lidge one counts as two.

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Counterpoint: the Lidge one counts as two.


If it ever lands 

27 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I hope Pujols lands on exactly 700 and we all know that it’s really 699 because of that foul ball against us that he got gifted as an HR last year.  

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Counterpoint to the Counterpoint.  I hope Pulols ruptures his heiman and never takes another AB again.  Fuck that guy. 

42 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Counterpoint: the Lidge one counts as two.

Counter counterpoint

 

Too soon

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Small bump in the road. His arm is getting stronger 

Yeah but his outing before that one was even worse

18 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Yeah but his outing before that one was even worse

But the outing before the outing before that one was tits.  

If he has a good offseason he should have some shine back as a prospect and I'd sort of be surprised if he doesn't spend most of the season with the team in 2023.  This might be wishcasting by me.  

Let’s get it !!

 

Edited by tx 3 putt

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Kiss our field goodbye …..

 

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Get Yordan and his knees out of LF.

call up Jake and sacrifice him to the CF land mines for the Oakland series.

Pray it’s somewhat normal by the last home series on the 27th….except Billy Joel performs on the 23rd


 

also, World Series game 6 is November 4. Same day that Elton John is scheduled to play MMP. That’s fun. Someone better be praying it’s Houston and LA.

Edited by UTexasFight

5 hours ago, runthebone said:

Counter counterpoint

 

Too soon

No shit. Let that ball land first.

7 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Counterpoint: the Lidge one counts as two.

Bullshit.  If it never landed, does it count at all?

12 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

But can you work with Dusty?

 

I would literally commit a homicide by mid May I think. 

Sounds like Click and his agent are negotiating through the media or Rosenthal got bored with shopping for bow ties online and is stirring shit.

Edited by kevwun

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I would literally commit a homicide by mid May I think. 

Our new GM murdering the manager he inherited would be quite the plot line to a true crime/baseball movie mashup 

He out 

Out and machete is not in the way

Lol tried to fuck that up

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Lol tried to fuck that up

Just like the roughing the passer/targeting call vs Bama.

Stros playing D for the Framburglar.

Astros playing a very good game so far tonight. Defense, hitting, base running and pitching have all been stellar. 

Fat idiotic fuckstick at bar at Bush HIA wants prefucking game MNF instead of baseball, and bartender changes it.

 

About 6 people sound off, ‘WTF are you doing?’

 

Guess 2 people forgot where they were.   Fucking pregame.  WGAF?

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

But can you work with Dusty?

 


no way they get espada to stay 

Something to zero?

Just now, tx 3 putt said:


no way they get espada to stay 

I’d rather dump Dusty. Thanks for keeping the ship righted after the scandal. Now goodbye 

17 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I’d rather dump Dusty. Thanks for keeping the ship righted after the scandal. Now goodbye 

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Holy shit Bregs!

 

Edited by WBT

96 pitches.  Let Framber finish it you cowards.

59 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Astros playing a very good game so far tonight. Defense, hitting, base running and pitching have all been stellar. 


just get healthy 

On 9/11/2022 at 2:28 PM, runthebone said:

We're scoring one run next game, aren't we?

What a dumbass!

Framber!  CGSO!  Masterfully scattered 6 hits.  That's awesome.

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

was that game 2:20?

641 start, 2:43

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