There's been a lot of lying in this family.

[Frank The Tank 1483]

[ConferenceRoom 6123]

In acceptance of this medal, you proudly waive all rights to private citizenship and hereby reenlist in the armed services of the Unites States of America. If you agree with this, say thank you.

Thaaaaaaank youuuuuuu.

[Knoxtnhorn 5923]

"Oh my God.  My husband."

"You're married to Carl Weathers?  Shit."

 

[Knoxtnhorn 5923]

Most of the best lines have already been taken - Ann in the attic, bees v beads, etc., but I'm not sure I've ever laughed so hard the first time I saw this scene.  Buster's line starting at :16.  Every.  Time.

 

[ConferenceRoom 6123]

You can always tell a Milford Man. 

[Gene Parmesan 3970]

Stop playing with Mother's rape horn.  Yes, I have a rape horn Michael because you took away my mace.

Yeah, like anyone would want to "R" her.

[ohchaucer 1443]

Username spot on!

[Pato del Muerto 52232]

And that’s why you always leave a note. 

[Degenerate Gardner 4075]

Oh, that’s how we joke. She doesn’t even have a house!

Edited July 26, 2022 by Degenerate Gardner

[ConferenceRoom 6123]

 

[Hmbre97 6297]

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[Da Fino 2715]

And that's not a volvO

[oSuJeff97 3435]

16 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

Mother, have you seen my rubber hand?

It's in the dishwasher. Your father and I were using it for something.

Oh for God's sake! Can't you keep my hand to yourself?

I'm gonna run this again on Pots & Pans.

[Js1 84995]

[ConferenceRoom 6123]

If nothing else the show provided for a Jason Bateman masterclass in looks of horror, disgust, and deadpan. 

[Knoxtnhorn 5923]

1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Stop playing with Mother's rape horn.  Yes, I have a rape horn Michael because you took away my mace.

Yeah, like anyone would want to "R" her.

GENE!!!

[semitired 79]

Lucille: I will have a vodka tonic

Michael: It's 9:00am, we're having breakfast. 

Lucille: with a piece of toast. 

[Pig Bellmont 8664]

Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog? He sure is a mouthful 

[Knoxtnhorn 5923]

25 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

If nothing else the show provided for a Jason Bateman masterclass in looks of horror, disgust, and deadpan. 

Yep.  "Mayonnegg" is a good one.

[Pato del Muerto 52232]

[Beau Vine 53845]

Those are balls!

[jeevsie 3707]

Family Love Michael

[ConferenceRoom 6123]

15 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Those are balls!

We're looking at balls, let's turn it around. 

Copy on balls, returning. 

[oSuJeff97 3435]

On 7/26/2022 at 7:29 PM, jeevsie said:

Family Love Michael

LOOK AT BANNER, MICHAEL!

[oSuJeff97 3435]

On 7/26/2022 at 1:19 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

It's pretty incredible that Henry Winkler played one of the most iconic TV characters of all time in the 1970s and then showed up again nearly 30 years later as one of the funniest characters on one of the funniest shows of all time.

Then he turns around 10+ years after that and knocks it out of the park on another fantastic show (Barry).

[Pato del Muerto 52232]

3 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

It's pretty incredible that Henry Winkler played one of the most iconic TV characters of all time in the 1970s and then showed up again nearly 30 years later as one of the funniest characters on one of the funniest shows of all time.

Then he turns around 10+ years after that and knocks it out of the park on another fantastic show (Barry).

Was good in Royal Pains too if anyone watched that on USA. 
 

 

[Pig Bellmont 8664]

30 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

It's pretty incredible that Henry Winkler played one of the most iconic TV characters of all time in the 1970s and then showed up again nearly 30 years later as one of the funniest characters on one of the funniest shows of all time.

Then he turns around 10+ years after that and knocks it out of the park on another fantastic show (Barry).

You know when I was your age, my mama told me not to get a tattoo of Roy Orbison. Well, what mama don’t know…

[Angry Gorilla 1751]

[shadow_operative 15931]

1 hour ago, oSuJeff97 said:

It's pretty incredible that Henry Winkler played one of the most iconic TV characters of all time in the 1970s and then showed up again nearly 30 years later as one of the funniest characters on one of the funniest shows of all time.

Then he turns around 10+ years after that and knocks it out of the park on another fantastic show (Barry).

 

[David Dennison 18485]

 

[BigOrange1 6403]

so i want you guys to be on use your illusion.  only now it's allusion with an a.  so if you want to put an allusion in there somewhere, like poe or something...don't use poe, i'm using poe.

what about chaucer?

[Stringer 1435]

This seal had a bow tie.

Really?!?

[kilroydos 267]

13 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

so i want you guys to be on use your illusion.  only now it's allusion with an a.  so if you want to put an allusion in there somewhere, like poe or something...don't use poe, i'm using poe.

what about chaucer?

just not poe, alright?

[oSuJeff97 3435]

18 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

 

Yes! Parks and Rec, too!

[BigOrange1 6403]

we're veering away from relatability again.