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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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Well that was a nice play. Why would the ghost runner move at an obvious foul? Oh wait, Gallo. I get it now. 

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Had a coupon for one free out

Chance for the rare two batter half inning

yep- put ‘em down in order 1-2

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2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

I'm pissed Rangers games are almost always blacked out in my area, I'm also happy about that.

The one reason I’m really glad to be back in Austin. I get both Ranger and Astros. We are fans of both and have been forever. 

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Hopefully Zeke was paying attention there. 

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So we make it through 2 innings then get completely hosed on an obvious strike.

Cool.

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Correa's been our best player today. 

Wow. Double play saved our asses. 

It's crazy that professional baseball players do not know how to bunt.

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Adolis just needs 2 on in extras one more time. 

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What’s the record for extra innings since they introduced the runner at 2nd at the beginning of every inning?

6 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

2/17 w/RISP. Yep, that'll get you beat. 

Both teams. Who wants to lose less?

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What a joke.

Not gonna hold it against Hernandez, though. Should have never got to that. 

Maybe someone teach him some fucking pitching mechanics if you are going to use him in a mlb game. 
 

if they had all gone up to the play without a bat in their hands, the exact same thing happens. Only it happens earlier because there wouldn’t be at least one K. 

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Of all the possible ways to lose, that's worse than losing because of herpes

I finally get to sit through a whole fucking game, and I had to sit through that whole fucking game.

 

throwing 8 straight balls in extras as a mlb pitcher.  cool cool.

Just another bullpen, one run, kick-in-the-nuts loss. Seems like about 50 of them match that description.

What a joke.
Not gonna hold it against Hernandez, though. Should have never got to that. 
You mean except for 8 straight balls........

these guys are done.  likely won't make the playoffs. seattle is hot, stros aren't fucking headcases like we are.  the pitching just won't hold up.

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8 minutes ago, ztejas said:
What a joke.
Not gonna hold it against Hernandez, though. Should have never got to that. 

You mean except for 8 straight balls........

Sure. I mean he got 2 outs and gave up 1 run. Would it be better if the first guy walks it off? It's a fucking miracle we even got it to the 13th.

The Duran baserunning and Aroldis/Heim vaudeville routine cost us the game. I have no faith in this team as currently constructed winning in extras. They can't even win in 9 innings.

I picked a good time to be busy with other stuff the last two weeks to not be able to witness this shit show.

1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

these guys are done.  likely won't make the playoffs. seattle is hot, stros aren't fucking headcases like we are.  the pitching just won't hold up.

Agreed. Wild card at best now. Those injuries are biting them in the ass and their bullpen is trash.

I'm trying to think of positives coming out of this.  I had set aside some money for playoff tickets, I guess scratch that I can go and just get a shit load of cocaine.

Even if they squeak into the wild card round, they don't have the bullpen to get far, and not enough offensive depth. I was skeptical about them going all in with the trades, and this is why. They lost a few good pieces that could have served them better in the next couple of years, and now they look like another old team that won't have enough to get it done. At least Scherzer has another year, but I don't know if he'll be the same Max we hoped for. Montgomery was a really good pickup this year, but probably one and done. They're going to have to rebuild the bullpen yet again next year and get another starter or two, as they aren't likely to get help from the young phenoms in the system. They're basically back to where they started. Jung has been injury prone during his career, and if that remains a trend it's bad news. 

All that, and they're still paying DeGrom's hefty salary and getting zipola in return.

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At least they kept us entertained through August this year - just in time for football season.

19 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Just another bullpen, one run, kick-in-the-nuts loss. Seems like about 50 of them match that description.

Watching yesterday and it hit me that this baseball team reminds me way too much of Texas football the last 4 years or so.  Either win easily or give up a big lead and lose a close game.  Just maddening.  Fucking Zeke's baserunning yesterday was absolutely inexcusable - pure dumbassery and it cost us a run and the game.  Way too many low IQ plays.    Has to drive Semien and Seagar crazy playing with these idiots. 

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