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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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Think he's only on 76 pitches.  I'd send him out for another.  Especially since he's dealin' like a fucking badass right now.  

 

2 minutes ago, Scary Stranger said:

You are FUCKING kidding me? Press Your Luck is back? I loved that cheesy shit growing up.

NO WHAMMY!

That dude that taped all the shows and memorized the sequence of the board to fleece them was a fucking hero.

Dammit, we turned into the Rays. 

Nope.  Not worried whatsoever.  Not a bit.  This is all fine.  We're fine.

Oh no you didn't just hit my boy.

 

But on the bright side his OPS is back up out of the gutter.

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All our guys can actually pitch now?  This is amazing.

That's a lot of runs.  So all their base are belong to us?

Alright, 3 more outs and thats it for our playoff bitches….

Evan willed that ball to stay in the park with his superior young mind.

Never a doubt. Bring on the dirty birds. 

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Fuck it. I'll take it.

On to Camden. 

 

They don't get that strike call a couple of days ago. 

Well how about that!!!!   "No expectations" (from my perspective at least) seemed to worked out just fine.  Still playing house money.  Let's keep it rolling!   

So. This going to be on the same time as the UT game? Because I'm thinking my wife will leave me...

On 8/30/2023 at 9:11 PM, Jameslaw121 said:

Thank God for bochy and Mad. Thought they were fucking genius baseball people. Get rid of them. Fuck them

This man is a fucking idiot. Ban Him! Ban him now!

Anyone ask Houston if it is ok to party and have fun after advancing?

Anyone ask Houston if it is ok to party and have fun after advancing?

Fuck everyone in that shithole in their shithole
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8 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Anyone ask Houston if it is ok to party and have fun after advancing?

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Dogpiles and budweisers all around.

Congrats Rangers fans, hopefully it's an all-Texas ALCS.

Party on.

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