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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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1 minute ago, pops said:

His little legs just couldn't move that fast. Poor little guy

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I survived an inning of Aroldis Chapman in the ALCS and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

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Ok. That last one was actually a strike. 

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Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

i dont understand the shape of this strike zone

Top of knee and up for rangers.

Top of ankle and up for Astros pitchers.

didn't think that was a swing. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Love to see the replay on that check swing

Yeah, that seemed iffy.

Check swings for astros = ball

Check swings for Rangers= Strike

Bottom of zone for astros = ball

Bottom of zone for Rangers = strike 

 

What a awful showing all around for this crew 

Allright boys, 3 up, 3 down and head to the bar!

Lowe went but Bregman didn’t???
Exactly my first thought.
Check swings for astros = ball
Check swings for Rangers= Strike
Bottom of zone for astros = ball
Bottom of zone for Rangers = strike 
 
What a awful showing all around for this crew 
I have a feeling this is going to be a theme all series. This isn't by accident and it's not going to be random to just one of these guys
1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Check swings for astros = ball

Check swings for Rangers= Strike

Bottom of zone for astros = ball

Bottom of zone for Rangers = strike 

 

What a awful showing all around for this crew 

And still gonna win. Because fuck the Astros.

1 minute ago, TxTower said:

Lowe went but Bregman didn’t???

Well that one worked out ok in the end.

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Did Smoltz just say a HR is better than a walk here?

Just now, ztejas said:

Did Smoltz just say a HR is better than a walk here?

He did.

Just now, ztejas said:

Did Smoltz just say a HR is better than a walk here?

This dude is cancer behind the mic.

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Marcus you sexy son of a bitch. 

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Jesus Jose calm down. 

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