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Announcers have been fine tonight.

Then they bemoaned the possibility of the human element being removed from called balls & strikes. " Don't go full robot."

Fuck that.  There is nothing gotdam endearing about the human element in that regard.

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39 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I wish Diaz knew how to call a game. So Hunter brown could have a 5 era with him like he does maldonado. This is bullshit watching him deal. 


same pitching plan as yesterday, I’m guessing 


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Per radio, graveman is very excited to be back with Maldonado. He wants him to watch video and rework is pitching plan.


 

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7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The difference in ops between maldy and Diaz is equivalent to that between Mike trout for his career and Kevin Bass for his career. 

Don’t do Kevin Bass like that. One of the greatest mustache’s in baseball history.

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8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


same pitching plan as yesterday, I’m guessing 


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Per radio, graveman is very excited to be back with Maldonado. He wants him to watch video and rework is pitching plan.


 

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I had the exact same thought when I was heard them talking about that

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This lineup could fuck in the post-season, but the real problem is injuries. The fall-off is steep. I'd still give a shot to Gilbert over Meyers if we don't acquire another bat, but injuries scare the shit out of me.

 

Dusty just found his out for tomorrow, Diaz can't hit position players.

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2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Meyers showing for the scouts! Take our centerfielder! Please!

Jake has more trade value than people here think- I think.  If that’s true we should move him for someone decent in a walk year. I wouldn’t give him away for nothing. 

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

This is fucking embarrassing for the sport, but I will take it. We needed some good + run differential.

It’s awesome. I love it. Enjoy the 3 or 4 innings a year we get to see it. 

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1 minute ago, WBT said:

Put in a real pitcher dipshits

Uncomfortable seeing him get bombed, but holy furk...  Y'all wanna spare your pen, then pay the price, motherfuckers.

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6 minutes ago, WBT said:

Look at this graph and explain to me why we have to go through this farce to save the bullpen in every game that gets lopsided.

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So that dip for pitchers in the 70's is because of one guy from Alvin,  right?

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