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Getting punked by a fucking benchwarmer over here

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Say what you want about our shitty offense, but we ain't doing shit in the playoffs with Framber and Javier pitching like they've pitched most of the season. JP France has been our best pitcher and it ain't even close.

This team is broke right now. Framber needs to remove the braids.

Was out to dinner. Just got home and saw the score. Framber has lost his mojo. Other than his no-hitter he has been meh.

Such a tuve move, being thrown out going for Xtra in hit 2k

So perfect.

Tuve2KTootblan

This team is good, but cursed. Anytime an Astro gets hot, they get sick/hurt.  The ideal 2023 Astros team has taken the field maybe 20 out of 100 games.

We'll end up winning 90 games, which ain't bad, but that's it. 

Shitty luck finally caught up to old-school, hard-headed manger. 

God, I hope this post ages like room temperature milk.

 

 

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Biggio 3000 and Altuve 2000 lmao

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Rags lost, so we're not losing any ground so far, but Mariners have their noses in our ass and a few hours away from being in the middle of the wild card race.

So fucking annoying. Their team is the hottest player on the planet,  8 beer leaguers, and a bunch of procedurally-generated pitchers and they're beating everyone.

 

Another AB, another extra base hit for diaz. 

ho hum. Sit him for another week moron. 

Holy shit. Is Montero righting the ship?

He’s putting together some good innings, and his stuff tonight looked pretty good. 

Right now we're so lifeless I almost expect us to win 7-6. I said almost. 

This haggerty bitch is playing everything perfect off the wall. Time to hit it over the wall

Emphasizes "bitch"

Would you trade Pena this off season for the right return?

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Hopefully Tucker feels good enough to play tomorrow. Maybe we can avoid a sweep if he plays

Tucker is a top 5 player in all of MLB, team drops to dogshit when he's out. Ohtani, the 2 Atlanta guys (P/Acuna), Tucker, and perhaps 1 other.  Being in a contract year is the key to excellence.  

3 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Would you trade Pena this off season for the right return?

In a second.

Would you trade Pena this off season for the right return?
That return would suck cause he sucks

Yordan sucking, pena sucks, framber sucks, the usual suspects suck, tuckers sick

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5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Yordan sucking, pena sucks, framber sucks, the usual suspects suck, tuckers sick

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grae has Covid !!!

If Mushinski wasn’t wearing an Astros uniform I’d be sure he was a plumber. 

In retrospect, was Seattle the toughest team we faced last fall? I think so. They came within a couple swings of knocking us out.  They might not have improved much since then, at least on paper, but we've for sure taken a big step back.

19 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Tucker is a top 5 player in all of MLB, team drops to dogshit when he's out. Ohtani, the 2 Atlanta guys (P/Acuna), Tucker, and perhaps 1 other.  Being in a contract year is the key to excellence.  

It’s 2025?

7 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

In retrospect, was Seattle the toughest team we faced last fall? I think so. They came within a couple swings of knocking us out.  They might not have improved much since then, at least on paper, but we've for sure taken a big step back.


Seattle or Houston wins it all last year 

Corey Julks? What is going on here? Shouldn’t he be down in Sugarland, sculking about missed opportunity. 

26 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Would you trade Pena this off season for the right return?

Yes. 

3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

In hindsight we should have kept Siri and traded Pena. 


Siri’s dancing / celebrating skills are second to none 

7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Yes. 

Why? He's a sophomore in a slump year, give him at least another year to get better. Dude was nails in the postseason last year, and you aren't getting a better Shortstop to replace him, unless you think Grae or Dubon is somehow better. 

1 hour ago, Jshep34 said:

Would you trade Pena this off season for the right return?

I would have traded him this year and every year. He’s an average major leaguer but in no way a trade deal breaker. Always available. 

1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

In retrospect, was Seattle the toughest team we faced last fall? I think so. They came within a couple swings of knocking us out.  They might not have improved much since then, at least on paper, but we've for sure taken a big step back.

They can win this division.

3 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

Rags lost, so we're not losing any ground so far, but Mariners have their noses in our ass and a few hours away from being in the middle of the wild card race.

So fucking annoying. Their team is the hottest player on the planet,  8 beer leaguers, and a bunch of procedurally-generated pitchers and they're beating everyone.

 

Every year they go on a tear where they win 15 in a row and wind up in 2nd or 3rd in the division.  Usually the 15 game win streak happens in May or June, they just saved it until August this time.  Would have been nice if half our fucking roster wasn't hurt for the first half of the season.

2 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

In hindsight we should have kept Siri and traded Pena. 

We don't win the 2022 World Series with Siri on the roster and Pena in Tampa.  Maybe we have a better chance at a WS this year or next, but I'll take the bird in the hand.

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