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GET FUCKED, ARLINGTOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!

Rangers are thrilled that this was his last AB of the series. 

Is Chandler the Grinch?

 

Rangers broadcasters made the comment on Tucker's single to very shallow left, that Alvarez was a liability on the bases as he trotted to 3rd.

No.  He realized immediately he wasn't trucking on in the home for an easy out.  Windmill had the stop sign up almost immediately.

The comment irked me a little.

Oh well.  The Astros seemed to have weathered the insult.

Edited by slorch

2 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Seager just cancelled his homers out. 

As did Diaz for any part in the pitch selection on their homers

He’s the worst baserunner I’ve ever seen. 

Altuve fucking knows better.

I hate that unnecessary shit.  Fuck, I know he loves the hustle play.  Gotdammit act like you're not at a fucking beer league softball game getting hammered before running to 2nd.

Is it a vision/depth thing?

Just now, Lat22 said:

He’s the worst baserunner I’ve ever seen. 

Idk about that. But he’ll for sure be the worst baserunner ever in the HOF

Altuve fucking knows better.
I hate that unnecessary shit.  Fuck, I know he loves the hustle play.  Gotdammit act like you're not at a fucking beer league softball game getting hammered before running to 2nd.

And he hesitated around first
Just now, UTexasFight said:

Idk about that. But he’ll for sure be the worst baserunner ever in the HOF

You are assuming the media actually votes for him with their holier than though attitude when it comes to "cheating" (even though he wasn't an active participant)

7 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Hey @Wulaw Hornyou should join the Yanier hype train!

Who do you think gets more angry every time he hits a Hr- me because of what might have been or Dusty for whatever Dusty reasons he Has. 

2 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

You are assuming the media actually votes for him with their holier than though attitude when it comes to "cheating" (even though he wasn't an active participant)

If Jose Altuve doesn't go into the baseball HoF, then there shouldn't be one.

Fuck the baseball fart smellers.

6 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Is it a vision/depth thing?

Not sure. I’d like to think it’s a lack of respect for the competition, even if it’s not necessarily justified.

1 minute ago, slorch said:

If Jose Altuve doesn't go into the baseball HoF, then there shouldn't be one.

Fuck the baseball fart smellers.

So should players like Bonds, McGwire, Clemens, Palmeiro, ARod, etc. Major League baseball was complicit in all the cheating scandals and then tries to throw a select few under the bus

Nice work Abreu!!!

Let's not start sucking each other's dicks too soon. There is a lot of time left on the clock, and I fully expect them to score some more runs.

But I believe our bullpen's got this today.  We step up in the big moments.  It comes from being in the crucible of fire that is the World  Series.

Just now, UTHornFan014 said:

So should players like Bonds, McGwire, Clemens, Palmeiro, ARod, etc. Major League baseball was complicit in all the cheating scandals and then tries to throw a select few under the bus

Yep. All of them should be in the HOF and what they did should absolutely be mentioned.

Hey, all I said was Good Job, Abreu.

Accurate post was accurate

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Yep. All of them should be in the HOF and what they did should absolutely be mentioned.

Prove it?

 

and no, I'm not positing innocence; but some of that shit would be less than solid in a court of law.

Edited by slorch

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Who do you think gets more angry every time he hits a Hr- me because of what might have been or Dusty for whatever Dusty reasons he Has. 

Adam Sandler Fighting GIF

We need a Dusty vs Wulaw fight.

10 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Idk about that. But he’ll for sure be the worst baserunner ever in the HOF

The little guy does get a bit too excited.

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

The little guy does get a bit too excited.

He has a monumental amount of credits in the Bank of Astros Fans & Trust.

It still leaves you saying, "Holy shit!!!"  a lot of the time.

Edited by slorch

I'm so beaten down I almost want to let it go but Abreu and Neris in a 6-run game?

2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Every once in a while he says something right

Hopefully that’s a moment of clarity that Dusty can experience.

Just now, WBT said:

I'm so beaten down I almost want to let it go but Abreu and Neris in a 6-run game?

Maldy's off, bro.

Has that bitch in the blue behind the plate paid attention to the game at all today?

Light up a Duubie!

lololololol

 

Julia's got jokes!

I hate the TOOTBLANs, but not remotely as much as I love his heart.

 

Go Altuve!!!!

Dragging nuts across Rangers face

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