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5 minutes ago, Scraps said:
9 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:
Dubon is smoking the ball this series 

I mean everyone is except Tucker and Yordan

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I mean everyone is except Tucker and Yordan
Check that
6 minutes ago, Scraps said:
10 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:
Dubon is smoking the ball this series 

I mean everyone is except Tucker and Yordan


y’all keep talking shit about Yordan !

Reigning champs should ALWAYS be a hard out.

Just keep chopping away.  Remind everyone who is boss.

 

Does Meyers have an aluminum bat?

Just now, Shaggy3.0 said:

Reigning champs should ALWAYS be a hard out.

Just keep chopping away.  Remind everyone who is boss.

 


Stay close

get healthy 

make a run

 

Y'all remember when it was finally the Rangers' year, until that rickety ass roller coaster track started creaking under the weight of all those fake Rolexes and fake tits in the Arlington bandwagon fan roller coaster cars carrying those bullshit dreams of finally not sucking?

This is fucking delicious.

 

I think Bregman should have acted like a little bitch when he got hit like Semien did in Houston. 

Someone needs to call the actual Texas Rangers because there is a violent assault happening at Globe Life Field and nobody is doing anything to stop it!

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


y’all keep talking shit about Yordan !

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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Y'all remember when it was finally the Rangers' year, until that rickety ass roller coaster track started creaking under the weight of all those fake Rolexes and fake tits in the Arlington bandwagon fan roller coaster cars carrying those bullshit dreams of finally not sucking?

This is fucking delicious.

 

Arlington ... and regressing to the mean. Name a more iconic duo...

LEt's get Alvarez heated up.

I'm on board.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Y'all remember when it was finally the Rangers' year, until that rickety ass roller coaster track started creaking under the weight of all those fake Rolexes and fake tits in the Arlington bandwagon fan roller coaster cars carrying those bullshit dreams of finally not sucking?

This is fucking delicious.

 

They irritated me for 1.25 months more than I expected. I put the over under at July 28th as to the last time of the season I would care what they were up to. 

Just now, Dutchrudder said:

Someone needs to call the actual Texas Rangers because there is a violent assault happening at Globe Life Field and nobody is doing anything to stop it!

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We are one homestand away from out of playoffs. Let’s not suck each others dicks just yet. 

Let’s enjoy it for at least 9 hours! Come on and. celebrate!
Just now, HtownHorn said:

Why is Framber still pitching?

Spare the bullpen. And only 86 pitches in.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Grae, the human victory cigar is in the game 

Damnit, Tuve needed that 4th HR!

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Cant Speak Nathan Fillion GIF

Arlington ... and regressing to the mean. Name a more iconic duo...

Dallas and 30k millionaire. 

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I think Bregman should have acted like a little bitch when he got hit like Semien did in Houston. 

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Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Dallas and 30k millionaire. 

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Just now, Honeysucklerose said:


Let’s enjoy it for at least 9 hours! Come on and. celebrate!

I’m happy. But not ready to stop worrying. We can’t take this for granted. Have to continue to grind. 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Dallas and 30k millionaire. 

Aggies and not winning championships

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Why is Framber still pitching?

bullpen says fuck you brah.

 

It's crazy the way they got that 1 pt safety

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

Spare the bullpen. And only 86 pitches in.

This is what Seth marrinez or that other dickhead whose name escapes me are for. For a 3 inning save. 
funny story- old classmate and little league teammate of mine, kids today would call him a frennemy, played 3 years in the major leagues. He had no wins, no losses and 1 save in his career. 3 inning variety in Boston when the A’s were up like 14-2. 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

This is what Seth marrinez or that other dickhead whose name escapes me are for. For a 3 inning save. 

2 innings, now.

This is for all that Harvey bullshit.

All you keep talking shit about Stanton.  Has Blummer ever called a game where Altuve hit 3 HR's in 3 innings, and Maldy hit 2?

Maldy and Altuve hit 3 HR in a game?

Lets go fatboy get us to the post game spread

STANTON SHUT THE FUCK UP NOONE CARES YOU NEW YORK DOUCHEFUCK. YOU HAVE NO TIES TO THE ASTROS SO GO FUCK YOURSELF

We going to see Dusty pinch hit himself 

1 minute ago, Halohal said:

We going to see Dusty pinch hit himself 

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Considering Season 3 GIF by Portlandia

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Hedges 2 games in a row lmao

2 minutes ago, Halohal said:

We going to see Dusty pinch hit himself 


Do it, He’s 19 hits shy of 2000

Edited by tx 3 putt

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

STANTON SHUT THE FUCK UP NOONE CARES YOU NEW YORK DOUCHEFUCK. YOU HAVE NO TIES TO THE ASTROS SO GO FUCK YOURSELF

Why couldn't Julia have covered the booth like yesterday?

About Altuve hitting 3 Homers this game, and looking to make history....  "Oh, did they take him out of the game already?" 

lol even the Rangers announcers aren't really paying attention. 

Why couldn't Julia have covered the booth like yesterday?
I dont know she is 100 times better than this dude cause she just sits there quiet for 70 % of the time
Just now, Scraps said:

Hedges 2 games in a row lmao

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Hedges shuts us down 2 days in a row

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