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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

C'mon meteor!

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I’m almost to the point I think we need dotard to stick around. The damage he is causing to the GQP is marvelous. Once the election is over I give zero fucks what happens to his fat, stupid ass. 

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2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I’m almost to the point I think we need dotard to stick around. The damage he is causing to the GQP is marvelous. Once the election is over I give zero fucks what happens to his fat, stupid ass. 

That, and an assassin or meteor would really dampen my celebration of his death.  I am looking forward to that day and I don't want anything to mitigate that joy. 

It won’t happen considering he will be in Alabama but good lord how great would it be if this backfires.

Aside from a UFC fight or NASCAR race, this is probably the friendliest environment imaginable for him.
2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I’m almost to the point I think we need dotard to stick around. The damage he is causing to the GQP is marvelous. Once the election is over I give zero fucks what happens to his fat, stupid ass. 

I am in this camp. These crazies need to stop shooting at the dem savior. 

I kinda feel bad for how crazy the ss job is protecting him. He creates so many safety issues for them and they get dragged for not doing the impossible. 

8 hours ago, chainsaw said:

There's fuckery afoot in Arizona. Maybe there's truth to the rumor about Charlie Kirk bussing "volunteers" into AZ who registered to vote.

No question about it happening. Question is to what scale can it happen. I'll do my own research and get back to you.

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Aside from a UFC fight or NASCAR race, this is probably the friendliest environment imaginable for him.

Yep. He won Tuscaloosa County like 57-42. Sadly no precinct level data to see if he won the Bama campus 

He went in 2019 and Bama lost 

15 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

It won’t happen considering he will be in Alabama but good lord how great would it be if this backfires.

4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Aside from a UFC fight or NASCAR race, this is probably the friendliest environment imaginable for him.

If he's in Alabama, he's going to say something pro-Alabama because he can't help himself when in front of crowds, trying to get them to cheer him on.

And if Georgia loses while Trump is there to root on Alabama....I'm sure that will play well in Georgia.

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6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And they picked on a group that cannot defend themselves at the ballot box. 

4 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

This is worth repeating as it's a key facet of authoritarians.  Pick an out group and punch down on them.

I have a few MAGA relatives on the Cherokee side of my family and I've pointed out that Trump thinks of foreigners the way others like Andrew Jackson thought of their ancestors.

What really pisses me off is how many of these motherfuckers have Irish ancestry.

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4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If he's in Alabama, he's going to say something pro-Alabama because he can't help himself when in front of crowds, trying to get them to cheer him on.

And if Georgia loses while Trump is there to root on Alabama....I'm sure that will play well in Georgia.

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Bama will lose bc all the players were staring at him in the luxury box, with tears in their eyes

15 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I’m almost to the point I think we need dotard to stick around. The damage he is causing to the GQP is marvelous. Once the election is over I give zero fucks what happens to his fat, stupid ass. 

I wasn't talking about Trump...

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Yep. He won Tuscaloosa County like 57-42. Sadly no precinct level data to see if he won the Bama campus 

He went in 2019 and Bama lost 

Georgia fans praying he gets Ted Cruz to join him. 

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He went in 2019 and Bama lost 

That ought to be enough for bama fans to boo him, even though they will vote for him. 

My high school senior and i were talking politics on the way home from church- strictly due to 25 or so giant Maga signs we must negotiate on the 5 mile trip back.  He was surprised to hear Trump has a very solid chance at losing, and admitted that many of his peers would vote of Trump if they were old enough.

The entire convo was frightening. He's admittedly disconnected from politics; doesn't know much about the candidates, and more than a few of his buddies are Aggy legacies but still. Clearly Aisd is failing at grooming and whatever social media he consumes is polluted by nonsense. Very discouraging. I've kept an open dialogue about various issues over the years too. Maybe part of it is my wife being a very liberal Californian and typical teen rejection of step moms; but still.

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2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

That's Huge!

That's not what she said.

@Brisketexan you need to get Jigsaw off your mind or she'll haunt your dreams

32 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I’m almost to the point I think we need dotard to stick around. The damage he is causing to the GQP is marvelous. Once the election is over I give zero fucks what happens to his fat, stupid ass. 

That's what I thought after 2020 and here we are, 4 years later...

13 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Georgia fans praying he gets Ted Cruz to join him. 

Man, could you imagine?

24 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Yep. He won Tuscaloosa County like 57-42. Sadly no precinct level data to see if he won the Bama campus 

He went in 2019 and Bama lost 

He won't get a friendly reaction from the student section, but the power brokers of the state will be there, and he will get love from them.  That having been said, if he's wasting time in Alabama, a state he has in the bag, that means he's not campaigning in a place he needs.  What we could all be pulling for is a medical emergency and Alabama's shitty health care system to really shine.  

4 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

That's what I thought after 2020 and here we are, 4 years later...

Yep. That fat stupid lunatic won't be out of our lives until he's dead. In this simulation he will probably live to 120.

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Suffolk - Pennsylvania

Harris 49, Trump 46 

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well the eff you NYT for not including it in your cool map from 2020

"U of A Student Rec Ctr" went 651 votes for Biden, 552 votes for Trump

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well the eff you NYT for not including it in your cool map from 2020

Walt Maddox, former Dem candidate for governor, got his political start in Tuscaloosa as mayor.  Like a lot of places the city is pretty liberal (by Alabama standards), the county not so much.  

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

i want a 1984 style blowout, but with the Republicans on the receiving end this time

We're a lot closer to getting 1984 the book than Harris winning 49 states. 

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:


Nate in shambles

Supposed to be another one this week from an in-state pollster (F&M or Susquehanna) so if there’s another one showing her ahead, he might be on suicide watch lol 

Just now, BamaATL said:

Walt Maddox, former Dem candidate for governor, got his political start in Tuscaloosa as mayor.  Like a lot of places the city is pretty liberal (by Alabama standards), the county not so much.  

Some precincts were extremely pro-Biden, where the polling place I assume was a Black church.

Just now, Js1 said:

Supposed to be another one this week from an in-state pollster (F&M or Susquehanna) so if there’s another one showing her ahead, he might be on suicide watch lol 

How is he supposed to manage without a fascist authoritarian to force women to marry incels?

Trump is on some kind of call on Twitter right now pimping Crypto.  "It's young and very growing" is where I dipped out.

4 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Some precincts were extremely pro-Biden, where the polling place I assume was a Black church.

How is he supposed to manage without a fascist authoritarian to force women to marry incels?

Interesting tidbit about that, I was a senior in 2001 when Maddox got elected and it was actually the involvement of the Greek machine that put him over the top, which is pretty ironic all things considered (I think he was a Sigma Nu, though I don't off-hand remember).  Anyway, as I mentioned the city itself is pretty liberal, and to your point quite diverse, the county on the other hand is not.  

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Oh the ads are working then!

 

Just now, Js1 said:

Oh the ads are working then!

 

Sure thing bud, we will get right on that.  

Northampton has voted for the winner of the state very year since 1912 except 1968, 2000, 2004 - true PA bellwether 

Trump won it 50-46 in 2016 and Biden won it 50-49 

Erie was also 50-49 Biden in 2020 and 48-46 Trump in 2016

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2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Posted this in another thread but I think it’s more fitting here.   It’s time for change.  I can’t handle four more years of democracy:

 

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eat-eat tha cat

50 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

That's what I thought after 2020 and here we are, 4 years later...

The GQP infighting was nothing in 2020 compared to today.  

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

The GQP infighting was nothing in 2020 compared to today.  

Maybe, but he's still fucking here and he's still running for office.   

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

My company just had another round of layoffs for people based in the US and is outsourcing those jobs to India.  It's not immigrants taking jobs.  It's corporations giving the jobs to offshore workers.  Infuriating.

Corporations are supposed to pay the least for the resource required to make a profit. 

PEOPLE  have to decide what is good vs what is $.

 Just be good people. That's all we gotta do. That is the assignment.

 

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Northampton has voted for the winner of the state very year since 1912 except 1968, 2000, 2004 - true PA bellwether 

Trump won it 50-46 in 2016 and Biden won it 50-49 

Erie was also 50-49 Biden in 2020 and 48-46 Trump in 2016

Ope, Northampton has been a perfect bellwether for the state since 1920 and for the country since 1912 except for 3 elections. That’s a good track record 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Bama will lose bc all the players were staring at him in the luxury box, with tears in their eyes

Players? Bruh.

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

If I'm feeling spicy around these types I hit them with this: "If you're white and you've been in the US for a couple generations, why are you still working a job that can be stolen by an immigrant with a 3rd grade education and no language skills? Sounds like a you problem to me." 

Well that’ll bring Thanksgiving dinner to a screeching halt right away, won’t it?

Thank you in advance for getting me back in front of the television in a timely fashion.

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Just now, Red Five said:

That’s what did it?

Something he did finally affected her (friend)

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

That’s what did it?

Whatever works.

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So the leopards ate her friend's face, and she's considering maybe no longer publicly supporting the Leopards Eating Faces Party, just only voting for the leopards to eat people's faces.

14 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

"Blistering take down"?  Didn't he just tweet that he hated her?

 

Jesus. “Well she’s half black so it could also smell like fried chicken. Is that better?”
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