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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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So weird there is no game tonight.
Thank God

 

21 minutes ago, Scraps said:
22 minutes ago, Macklemore said:
So weird there is no game tonight.

Thank God

Yup... imma enjoy my Friday night. 

 

Wait.  What's that you say?  TX/OU play tonight?  Fuck it.  I'm ready to have my weekend ruined.  

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2 hours ago, Scraps said:

I'll take "worst picture ever for $1000 Alex...i mean Ken...or Miyam or whoever the fuck"
 

Haha.

Yep.

dont need the face, just the bicep to know who it is 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Zero regrets letting him go, regardless of the shitty start to the season.  

I will always have this in my life. I snapped and sent to Andrew before the Maldy HR. Absolutely amazeballs. 

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The O/U for tonight’s game in Mexico City is 16. We’ll probably get shutout. 

26 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

We’ll always have that 0.2 IP

 

Wulaw isn’t gonna like that when he sees it 

Edited by UTPhil2006

The O/U for tonight’s game in Mexico City is 16. We’ll probably get shutout. 
Yeah if Abreu can't hit a homer in the altitude there then ge probably is not hitting one ever again
31 minutes ago, Scraps said:
2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:
The O/U for tonight’s game in Mexico City is 16. We’ll probably get shutout. 

Yeah if Abreu can't hit a homer in the altitude there then ge probably is not hitting one ever again

he should not hit a HR or even get a hit because he should not be allowed to play in the Majors ever again.

he should not hit a HR or even get a hit because he should not be allowed to play in the Majors ever again.
Well yeah but we all know thats not happening so deal with it
4 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I will always have this in my life. I snapped and sent to Andrew before the Maldy HR. Absolutely amazeballs. 

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I’m more interested in the convo with Scipio and Boone on the merits of one’s physical ailings vis a vis mental fortitude 

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I’m more interested in the convo with Scipio and Boone on the merits of one’s physical ailings vis a vis mental fortitude 

It was a joke. We were mocking unnamed sources. 

I like that you continue to use his internet handle as his name in real life.  If I ever meet @closetojumping I’m going to repeat his handle frequently and over enunciate each time while winking at him.  

51 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I like that you continue to use his internet handle as his name in real life.  If I ever meet @closetojumping I’m going to repeat his handle frequently and over enunciate each time while winking at him.  

I’ve known henryjames in person for like 23 years and still basically just call him henry. 

I’m seeing a lot of Astros fans in the metropolitan cathedral.

 

hoping this means we’re about to see a turnaround and their not all here for last rites. 

Blanco's change is going to make him immune to the altitude issues, right?  Asking for both of my FL teams...

2 hours ago, Scraps said:
4 hours ago, TonyTexas said:
The O/U for tonight’s game in Mexico City is 16. We’ll probably get shutout. 

Yeah if Abreu can't hit a homer in the altitude there then he probably is not hitting one ever again

 

Edited by WBT

So we're starting Cabbage but also still starting Abreu.  When are we going to get serious about trying to win some games?

Hopefully the astros org had this guy visit the locker room … 

 

31 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Hopefully the astros org had this guy visit the locker room … 

 

I smelled that stuff. That dude better not be on the same plane as me  on Monday. 
he ain’t gonna smell right until October.

fucking Abreu

This has to be a bit right.

Cabbage now tied with Abreu in xbh on the season

rbi machine now 0 for 18 w/ risp

that one he catches

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Did Jake Meyers fuck Espada’s wife?  

Have to lower the minimum batted balls for him to show up, but there he is in 2nd place

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Hammerin' Yordan!

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