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When my younger kid was in 3rd grade, he had a music teacher he really liked.  She brought Steely Dan vinyl to class and taught them about various musical styles worldwide.  Then, like 3 weeks in, the school fires her.  I had this friend, who I knew hung out with her and her family.  So I text him and ask, "Hey, what happened with Ms. __, . DCBC JR. really liked her.

 

Him: "Are you serious? Do you not know?"

 

Me: "Der, what?"

Him: "Call."

 

I call, and ask him what's up.  And he tells me, Ms. __ and I have been having an affair for the last six months.  He was living at his in-law's place (Fucking Saints) when I called.

 

I don't think I've ever stepped in it like that in my entire life.  But he was cool about it and, absolutely fucking remarkably, managed to salvage his marriage.  I won't bore with the details.  But it was exhausting as friends even.

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3 hours ago, dcbc said:

When my younger kid was in 3rd grade, he had a music teacher he really liked.  She brought Steely Dan vinyl to class and taught them about various musical styles worldwide.  Then, like 3 weeks in, the school fires her.  I had this friend, who I knew hung out with her and her family.  So I text him and ask, "Hey, what happened with Ms. __, . DCBC JR. really liked her.

 

Him: "Are you serious? Do you not know?"

 

Me: "Der, what?"

Him: "Call."

 

I call, and ask him what's up.  And he tells me, Ms. __ and I have been having an affair for the last six months.  He was living at his in-law's place (Fucking Saints) when I called.

 

I don't think I've ever stepped in it like that in my entire life.  But he was cool about it and, absolutely fucking remarkably, managed to salvage his marriage.  I won't bore with the details.  But it was exhausting as friends even.

So your buddy was banging the music teacher and they fired her for it?

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On 5/23/2025 at 9:39 AM, MissingInAction said:

Didn't realize i was fucking my gf while my suite mate was in the room until after she leaves and he says, you sick fuck.

 

But I ask you this question sir:

 Is it the one who moans in blindness, or the one who watches in silence, who becomes the true sick fuck?

 


 

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11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

So your buddy was banging the music teacher and they fired her for it?

Yes.  Apparently, it's frowned upon when you bang a student's parent and the other parent is not happy about it.

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1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

 

But I ask you this question sir:

 Is it the one who moans in blindness, or the one who watches in silence, who becomes the true sick fuck?

 


 

Good point. I was totally Case McCoy'd.

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24 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Good point. I was totally Case McCoy'd.

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3 minutes ago, Sam Lin said:

 

Yep. You got hurk-a-lurked…. And probably a hurk-a-spurt as well.

 

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6 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

 

But I ask you this question sir:

 Is it the one who moans in blindness, or the one who watches in silence, who becomes the true sick fuck?

 


 

For some strange reason I heard this spoken with Otter’s voice….

 

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Back many years ago when I was single I went on a date with a gal that I had previously briefly dated but never got serious with. It was probably two years after that, and she hit me up seeing if I wanted to go out again. Well she had gained some weight since then but I said sure - she sounded desperate. Ended up fucking her and right as I “finished” I told her “that was great you little slut”. She became enraged and kicked me out of her apartment for the comment, informing me that she was not a slut (despite slut-like behavior that night). 
 

embarrassing, but didn’t care, had sex

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Night before I left for the 40, I decided to hit up this chick that lived on my street.  Total ditz that was painful to listen to, but she always let me play with her tits.  So, I head over about 11PM and knock on her window.  Dad shows up on the front porch asking me what I was doing.  Apparently, I knocked on her sister's window.  /didn't get to touch boobies

 

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On 2/27/2025 at 12:57 PM, Ten Bears said:

I fucked a smoking hot chick then a few years later married her sister.  The sister turned to stripping.  Even went by her real name on stage.

I should have married the stripper.  She was more sane than my now ex-wife.

 

Opposite of embarrassing...but I'll put it on here... Had a 4 year long "arrangement" with my ex girlfriend's mom that started when she was 39 and I was 19... 2 years into said "arrangement" finally banged the ex girlfriend when she was a freshman at Texas. Thank god neither knew about the other.

 

Now THAT would have been embarrassing....or maybe not.

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2 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Opposite of embarrassing...but I'll put it on here... Had a 4 year long "arrangement" with my ex girlfriend's mom that started when she was 39 and I was 19... 2 years into said "arrangement" finally banged the ex girlfriend when she was a freshman at Texas. Thank god neither knew about the other.

 

Now THAT would have been embarrassing....or maybe not.

What you're doing is called "bragging."  You're in the wrong thread. 

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2 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Opposite of embarrassing...but I'll put it on here... Had a 4 year long "arrangement" with my ex girlfriend's mom that started when she was 39 and I was 19... 2 years into said "arrangement" finally banged the ex girlfriend when she was a freshman at Texas. Thank god neither knew about the other.

 

Now THAT would have been embarrassing....or maybe not.

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On 5/26/2025 at 10:48 AM, dcbc said:

Yes.  Apparently, it's frowned upon when you bang a student's parent and the other parent is not happy about it.

Kudos to her for the Steely Dan though.  Not really a chic band.

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6 hours ago, Rip76 said:

Kudos to her for the Steely Dan though.  Not really a chic band.

So fast-forward many years.  I'm having a get-together for my birthday at a brewery.  We'd invited my friend and his family, but they were out of town.  About halfway through the gathering, the band takes the stage, and it's the music teacher's band.  I felt bad for her because a large portion of the audience consisted of people we'd known from our kids' elementary school and the situation was not a well-kept secret by anyone at the time.  I recall being very thankful my friend and his family hadn't been able to attend.  She came up and said hello at the end of the night, acknowledged the awkwardness, and had a piece of cake.

 

Note to self: Check the live music bill next year to see which band is playing.

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Man I miss those "arrangements". 

Easy to come by as a young man. Lots of lonely unsatisfied ladies out there. Especially those in shitty relationships not getting the pounding they want and deserve.

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17 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Opposite of embarrassing...but I'll put it on here... Had a 4 year long "arrangement" with my ex girlfriend's mom that started when she was 39 and I was 19... 2 years into said "arrangement" finally banged the ex girlfriend when she was a freshman at Texas. Thank god neither knew about the other.

 

Now THAT would have been embarrassing....or maybe not.

the sportsman's double.  niiiiiiiice 

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