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1 hour ago, TejasPedro said:

IMG_5043.jpegIs that FortWorth Keuchel about to interfere with the catch?

He actually looks like Correa in a cheap disguise.  

So Saturday or Sunday for Yordan if everything goes well in his 3 games in Corpus?

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

So Saturday or Sunday for Yordan if everything goes well in his 3 games in Corpus?

 

tues v rockies 

Cool, we have Astros tickets for next Friday, so hopefully we will get to see him.

21 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Cool, we have Astros tickets for next Friday, so hopefully we will get to see him.

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28 minutes ago, kevwun said:

So Saturday or Sunday for Yordan if everything goes well in his 3 games in Corpus?

Bet on beginning of next homestand 

 

(but “setback” still has the shortest odds)

Even if Yordan is back, is he going to suck ass?  We have all these guys who need spring training, but these games matter.  

Even if he sucks ass he is better than Trammell/Melton/Chas/Cam/Sanchez/Caratini....fuck everyone other than Altuve, Correa, Pena with Diaz and Walker probably equal to what his suck ass level would be

For real, if he can swing a bat without pain, he needs to be in Houston.

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

For real, if he can swing a bat without pain, he needs to be in Houston.

 

i'll ask him tomorrow 

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

Just trading one level of suck for another equal level of suck 

 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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Scott's ERA is 6.66, seems like a shame to pitch him in a game and change that.

25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Ari should go ahead and save that note about Walter, because he's gonna need to type it again in 4 weeks for Hader.

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

For real, if he can swing a bat without pain  breaking, he needs to be in Houston.

Correction. 

Waiting for espada to implement a rolling lineup from game to game

17 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Our offense makes me sad.

Oh, the pitching sucks ass, too

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Tuve should go back to lead off to avoid so many double plays

not really even sure what angle you are implying here?  

Altuve hits into double plays?  He has 2 since 7/26

He would keep Correa from hitting into double plays?  Correa has 2 since he has joined the team on 8/1 

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

not really even sure what angle you are implying here?  

Altuve hits into double plays?  He has 2 since 7/26

He would keep Correa from hitting into double plays?  Correa has 2 since he has joined the team on 8/1 

Yainer Diaz is a fucking GIDP savant. 

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

hmmm

 

it's just a fucking joke at this point

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

hmmm

 

Will it be tomorrow or Wednesday before we find out that the "illness" was localized entirely within his pitching elbow?

8 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Yainer Diaz is a fucking GIDP savant. 

yeah well thats not Altuves problem lol

And he only has 2 this month as well 

One day in the next few years we'll be talking about the new episode of Netflix Bad Sport covering the charming young guy who conned his way into the head athletic trainer job with a World Series-winning MLB team with a fake resume and a fake Doctor of Physical Therapy degree from the U and then sabotaged his own patients recovery programs in a scheme to pay off gambling debts, and we will all laugh. 

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3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

Let’s get this PeckerWood moving up fast, but not excessively fast. 2 weeks should be enough seasoning.

What the hell is Espada thinking having Sánchez bat cleanup when he is in 0-22 slump.

Is it a slump or is he just not very good?

3 LOB already cool cool....lets try to do 15!

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Spaghetti’s stuff looks really good tonight 

 

he's still in 'spring training'  / build up mode

Edited by tx 3 putt

This pitcher has thrown 38 balls and 2 strikes... but HOU is swinging at everything.

Note: HPU would have been incorrect on about 20 pitches so far.

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