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5 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Solid troll 

No troll.  I’m sure you loved Beta visiting every county and skate boarding.  

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6 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

I love that Ted Cruz is going to be our Senator.  For a long time. 

I root for the Hispanic immigrant with accomplishments over the privileged white male who only avoided prison due to his connections and who has “success” from his birth and marriage. 

Literal lol at "Hispanic immigrant."

Well done.

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Yeah, I can see how being "privileged" would be offensive to you.

And Cruz will only be your senator until a better opportunity comes along.  He doesn't give 1 fuck about you and yours, he only cares about the next donation. He's more worried about the Iowan than the Texan. 

Cruz isn’t a far lefty like Robert Francis. Cruz is my guy.  

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

No troll.  I’m sure you loved Beta visiting every county and skate boarding.  

Huh?  I don't remember Cruz doing any of that. 

too bad that you aren't his guy. 

Well stated Johnny.  After he wins this election, Trump can nominate him for SCOTUS and Abbott can select his replacement.

I cannot wait until Cruz busts up the privileged white male drunk driving hit and run burglar who the shaggy left loves so much. 

Oh. But he skate boards and is in a band. 

44 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Harrisburg Boulevard in East Houston

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1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Johnny Sack seems nervous.

Nope.  Not at all.  I’ve seen this movie before.  

I’m open to wagers though. 

8 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

No troll.  I’m sure you loved Beta visiting every county and skate boarding.  

I love that resentment has caused your sense of humor to devolve to that of a six year old raised by aggy parents.

49 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Americans are humans like all other humans throughout history and the American government is a social experiment like all other social experiments throughout history. Nothing lasts forever; or even very long.

There are many things that will lead people to popular violence. Disenfranchisement is a common one. Polarization and tribalism are others. Economic desperation is another big one.

We have plenty of the symptoms a historian would look for when trying to diagnose why a peaceful Constitutional Republic fell to widespread popular violence. Hell, we already did it once.

This.  

The pieces and signs are there for any historian worth his salt.  That's all I'm saying.  Honestly, I'm baffled as to why anyone is taking simple observations like these as being "hysterical," when they're really simply observational. I mean, you can pretend they aren't there, but that doesn't make them go away.

30 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Johnny Sack seems nervous.

 

30 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Johnny Sack seems nervous.

About what?  He's nervous because he dares to disagree?

2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

I’m open to wagers though. 

You don’t have anything I really want.  I almost went with a temporary ban bet but I actually like you around these parts. 

21 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

I love that Ted Cruz is going to be our Senator.  For a long time. 

I root for the Hispanic immigrant with accomplishments over the privileged white male who only avoided prison due to his connections and who has “success” from his birth and marriage. 

Highly racist to hold Beto’s race against him like this. 

16 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

I love that Ted Cruz is going to be our Senator.  For a long time. 

I root for the Hispanic immigrant with accomplishments over the privileged white male who only avoided prison due to his connections and who has “success” from his birth and marriage. 

sure you do.

9 minutes ago, jettrink said:

 

About what?  He's nervous because he dares to disagree?

Extreme courage in stepping up for the ruling party!

Poor persecuted snowflakes.

14 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Shaggy politics doesn’t represent Texas.  

We are well aware.

1 minute ago, yoladu said:

sure you do.

The shaggy politics board is on the wrong side of history.  Pulling for the privileged white male over the Hispanic immigrant.  

Shameful racists.  

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

The shaggy politics board is on the wrong side of history.  Pulling for the privileged white male over the Hispanic immigrant.  

Shameful racists.  

So not voting for Greg Abbott then?

Sack on a tear with the trolling, really into midseason form now

Just now, yoladu said:

So not voting for Greg Abbott then?

Yes.  I don’t hate paraplegics like you do. 

3 minutes ago, yoladu said:

sure you do.

He only roots for the hispanic immigrant to have their children ripped away. Anything else is a lie. 

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

The shaggy politics board is on the wrong side of history.  Pulling for the privileged white male over the Hispanic immigrant.  

Shameful racists.  

That's some quality trolling.  I'd give it a 8.  

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

That's some quality trolling.  I'd give it a 8.  

It’s the truth.  Shaggy libs are pulling for the privileged white male.  Who, if there was justice in the world, should be incarcerated.  

It's almost as if the identity politics narrative about Dems is false and it's the substance of candidates that matters. 

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

It’s the truth.  Shaggy libs are pulling for the privileged white male.  Who, if there was justice in the world, should be incarcerated.  

Incarcerated for what?

8 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Yes.  I don’t hate paraplegics like you do. 

i was an idiot to engage you.

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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Incarcerated for what?

Felony drunk driving where he fled the scene.  Burglary.  

All the sort of things you don’t get away with in else Paso if you aren’t  high profile white male with connections to local democrat judes. 

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Felony drunk driving where he fled the scene.  Burglary.  

All the sort of things you don’t get away with in else Paso if you aren’t  high profile white male with connections to local democrat judes. 

None of that happened.

1 minute ago, yoladu said:

i was an idiot to engage you.

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I accept your surrender. 

Usually Sack’s drunk posting occurs late at night. Must have started early today.

Just now, David Dennison said:

None of that happened.

My shitty iPhone typing aside, yes it did.  

Just now, ERhine said:

Usually Sack’s drunk posting occurs late at night. Must have started early today.

No.  Just trying to type and drive in stop and go traffic on 59

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

No.  Just trying to type and drive in stop and go traffic on 59

How ironic, given what you're accusing Beto of.   Don't type and drive, asshole. 

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

My shitty iPhone typing aside, yes it did.  

Fake news, bro.

1 minute ago, Mojo Hand said:

How ironic, given what you're accusing Beto of.   Don't type and drive, asshole. 

Only did it when I was stopped.  

I’m not accusing Beto of anything.  It’s what he did.  He’s the very privileged white asshole who avoided consequences due to his parents’ political connections that you all hate.  

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Only did it when I was stopped.  

I’m not accusing Beto of anything.  It’s what he did.  He’s the very privileged white asshole who avoided consequences due to his parents’ political connections that you all hate.  

You're on a freeway.   It's incredibly dangerous, even in stop and go traffic.  And it's illegal. 

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Only did it when I was stopped.  

I’m not accusing Beto of anything.  It’s what he did.  He’s the very privileged white asshole who avoided consequences due to his parents’ political connections that you all hate.  

What did he do?

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5 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Felony drunk driving where he fled the scene.  Burglary.  

All the sort of things you don’t get away with in else Paso if you aren’t  high profile white male with connections to local democrat judes. 

First of all, he was not charged with felony drunk driving. In his police report he was charged under 49.04 TPC which is a class B misdemeanor (or class A if your BAC is over .15 and Beto blew .136). Second of all, the police report makes no mention of his alleged attempt to leave the scene - which would be notable to omit from a DWI report. Third, his punishment of going through "DWI school" is not an uncommon thing for first-time DWI offenders so I don't know where you're coming from all high and mighty. Fourth, he was not burglarizing a property - he was charged under the burglary statute for forced entry while sneaking onto his college campus for a prank. And the charges were dropped.

I'm not posting this to really engage with Johnny because he's worked up a lather at this point. I'm posting this because facts are important and you should call out bullshit when you see it.

9 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Only did it when I was stopped.  

I’m not accusing Beto of anything.  It’s what he did.  He’s the very privileged white asshole who avoided consequences due to his parents’ political connections that you all hate.  

And yet you support trump. Holy shit. The cognitive dissonance should be studied. 

45 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Cruz isn’t a far lefty like Robert Francis. Cruz is my guy.  

Of course he is, you both have the same charisma and machismo.  

i like how that guy in the video instinctively shields his wife upon seeing Ted. 

31 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

And yet you support trump. Holy shit. The cognitive dissonance should be studied. 

From the gay who supported Clinton and Obama.  Both gay haters who ran on denying you equal protection under the law.  

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

From the gay who supported Clinton and Obama.  Both gay haters who ran on denying you equal protection under the law.  

Until they didn't.

Republicans still aren't down.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Until they didn't.

Republicans still aren't down.

This Republican supported gay marriage a decade before those wimps did.  

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

This Republican supported gay marriage a decade before those wimps did.  

Sure. 

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