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Not on topic, but I saw Jeff Bagwell at Buffalo Grill yesterday. He looks like hell. But his wife looks just as hot as the day she walked down the aisle at St. Michael. Two Houston "legends" that absolutely outkicked their coverage, Bagwell and Ray Childress.

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Did he though? Didn't she push out like 6 kids with that goofy ass hand doctor?

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Tatsuya had a brief prepared statement in English: "What's up H-Town? I'm Tatsuya Imai. I'm ready to chase a world championship."

24 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Crane says Astros recently added scouts in Tokyo, Seoul, and Taiwan.

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1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Did he though? Didn't she push out like 6 kids with that goofy ass hand doctor?

vaginal rejuvenation is cheaper than a dentist visit

hell, they can laser that kitty now. 3 treatments and she has her 18 yo vag again.

so i've heard

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41 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

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Tatsuya had a brief prepared statement in English: "What's up H-Town? I'm Tatsuya Imai. I'm ready to chase a world championship."

Did the uniform guys get his height wrong in the metric conversion?

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7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Did the uniform guys get his height wrong in the metric conversion?

yukata

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Did he though? Didn't she push out like 6 kids with that goofy ass hand doctor?

that might have been spouse number one. It's been a long time though. It was wife number two that he was eating with. I didn't even realize they were divorced. No wonder he looked like shit sitting there.

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20 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

that might have been spouse number one. It's been a long time though. It was wife number two that he was eating with. I didn't even realize they were divorced. No wonder he looked like shit sitting there.

two divorces is burning money 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Can we get multiple background checks on his interpreter plz

25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

two divorces is burning money 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Three! Don't forget about Jose Abreu

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giving up little to pick up imai and burrows 🔥🔥🔥🔥

19 hours ago, PGFrog said:

I was hoping for when Jimmy James Autobiography was translated into Japanese and then back into English and gave us the literary classic Super Karate Monkey Death Car.

Tatsuya has fancy plans, and pants to match!

Hopefully he brings some swagger to the mound.

Can we expect Tatsuya on the Astros Caravan or showing up at Whataburger event?

This dude gives me Takashi vibes lol /noracist

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Imai losing his shit on KD game winner
...he will drink to that!

43 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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They gave him Chris Holt's number? He's definitely going to fuck people up now.

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

vaginal rejuvenation is cheaper than a dentist visit

hell, they can laser that kitty now. 3 treatments and she has her 18 yo vag again.

so i've heard

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9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

steve harvey's tailor ....

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9 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Did the uniform guys get his height wrong in the metric conversion?

I know a guy who may be able to help tailor it

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AJ Blubaugh upon reaching the majors in 2025

1.69 ERA (3.22 xERA, also very good)

.150 AVG against (.188 xBA)

30.4% Chase%

30% Whiff%

28% K%

This right here is how you quickly become a fan fucking favorite.

20 hours ago, Saint Tacky said:

that might have been spouse number one. It's been a long time though. It was wife number two that he was eating with. I didn't even realize they were divorced. No wonder he looked like shit sitting there.

Wife number 1 was Shaune Bagwell. Her being the team passaround led to Caminiti and Hampton being shipped out and also might be why Kile died young. The Shaune Bagwell Curse. Mike Hampton better keep watching his six.

Bagwell has had problems with booze at times after his career ended. I'd heard he'd pulled himself together, but if he's looking beat up, maybe he's hitting the sauce hard again.

I think he's been drinking again for the last few years.

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59 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I think he's been drinking again for the last few years.

he must read this thread

59 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Wife number 1 was Shaune Bagwell. Her being the team passaround led to Caminiti and Hampton being shipped out and also might be why Kile died young. The Shaune Bagwell Curse. Mike Hampton better keep watching his six.

Bagwell has had problems with booze at times after his career ended. I'd heard he'd pulled himself together, but if he's looking beat up, maybe he's hitting the sauce hard again.

I was still at ABC-13/ESPN and had just started at South Texas when the whole Shaune B. fiasco began unfolding. Jeff must’ve felt comfortable talking about it with Tim Melton at the time -- maybe because Tim had been through something similar with Nancy Lopez and Ray Knight. Tim is such a nice guy, he probably reached out to Jeff first. Who knows. But to Tim’s credit, I don’t recall him ever repeating anything, even with all the rumors flying around.

1 hour ago, Saint Tacky said:

I was still at ABC-13/ESPN and had just started at South Texas when the whole Shaune B. fiasco began unfolding. Jeff must’ve felt comfortable talking about it with Tim Melton at the time -- maybe because Tim had been through something similar with Nancy Lopez and Ray Knight. Tim is such a nice guy, he probably reached out to Jeff first. Who knows. But to Tim’s credit, I don’t recall him ever repeating anything, even with all the rumors flying around.

A family member of one of my best friends worked for McMullen, McLane and Crane, all closely. When they told us about the Bagwell stuff the first time, Bagwell didn’t know yet. The organization was scrambling to figure out what the hell to do. Apparently, a lot of folks knew before Bagwell did. Tough deal.

Which one of you wrote Shaune’s IMDB bio?

Spotted at school at the age of twelve by a local modeling agent who persuaded her parents to let her audition for a television commercial, she booked the commercial and, then a short time later, landed a small role in Paul Sorvino's comedy, Vasectomy: A Delicate Matter (1986). With a genius level IQ, Shaune also has a natural love of science and medicine. Her studies of bacteriology and her theory of the New Ice Age earned her top accolades at several engineering science fairs, and she seriously considered a career in medicine. Scoring in the top one percent of her class on college entrance exams, she postponed formal education to pursue a career in modeling.

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Fucking AAAAA.....Brown just locked in 246-0.

6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Wife number 1 was Shaune Bagwell. Her being the team passaround led to Caminiti and Hampton being shipped out and also might be why Kile died young. The Shaune Bagwell Curse. Mike Hampton better keep watching his six.

Bagwell has had problems with booze at times after his career ended. I'd heard he'd pulled himself together, but if he's looking beat up, maybe he's hitting the sauce hard again.

Who was the hand surgeon who had all the commercials that Bagwell's current wife was married? That guy was a trainwreck in his own right.

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12 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Fucking AAAAA.....Brown just locked in 246-0.

Who was the hand surgeon who had all the commercials that Bagwell's current wife was married? That guy was a trainwreck in his own right.

dr michael brown

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Former Houston Hand Surgeon, Who Had History of Abusing W...

Dr. Michael Brown, a Houston hand surgeon who was accused of assaulting women, including a flight attendant and two of his wives, has died, his lawyer confirmed to ABC News.

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

dr michael brown

ABC News

Former Houston Hand Surgeon, Who Had History of Abusing W...

Dr. Michael Brown, a Houston hand surgeon who was accused of assaulting women, including a flight attendant and two of his wives, has died, his lawyer confirmed to ABC News.

I used to live a couple doors down from him from 97-about 2010 when he moved. They would have made a great reality TV show couple. Lots of police visits, neighbor disputes, being a shitty neighbor etc. my dad hated him, because we lived on the front of the cul-de-sac turn, and this guy would tear up the grass around the edges with his huge ass Winnebago. After a few times of that happening, dad had me help him roll some giant boulders to the edge of the curb where the deepest tire marks were to deter him.

I recall he had a nice red stickshift Ferrari that his wife would drive occasionally, and whenever she drove it down the street you could hear the gears grinding as she failed to change gears correctly. Every 2 months a flatbed truck would show up to take it in for maintenance, which we all assumed was due to her driving it. The driveway wasn't very flat, so it would scrape the curb every time they came and left. That poor car deserved better.

Oh and we heard gunshots once, supposedly he shot at his wife but missed intentionally. I believe his defense was he was cleaning his gun and it went off. Classic.

Do we know if Bagwell found out about his wife as the playoffs were getting started each year?

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9 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Do we know if Bagwell found out about his wife as the playoffs were getting started each year?

stuff like this is why he drinks !!!!

1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

I used to live a couple doors down from him from 97-about 2010 when he moved. They would have made a great reality TV show couple. Lots of police visits, neighbor disputes, being a shitty neighbor etc. my dad hated him, because we lived on the front of the cul-de-sac turn, and this guy would tear up the grass around the edges with his huge ass Winnebago. After a few times of that happening, dad had me help him roll some giant boulders to the edge of the curb where the deepest tire marks were to deter him.

I recall he had a nice red stickshift Ferrari that his wife would drive occasionally, and whenever she drove it down the street you could hear the gears grinding as she failed to change gears correctly. Every 2 months a flatbed truck would show up to take it in for maintenance, which we all assumed was due to her driving it. The driveway wasn't very flat, so it would scrape the curb every time they came and left. That poor car deserved better.

Oh and we heard gunshots once, supposedly he shot at his wife but missed intentionally. I believe his defense was he was cleaning his gun and it went off. Classic.

Most Ferraris and other high-end sports/supercars deserve better owners.

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