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3 hours ago, Parliament said:

It appears he's in over his head and some demons are coming out.  Coaching is hard.  Winning is hard, and we ought not besmirch a man clearly "going through some things."  I suggest he be allowed to finish out the year, and then have a candid meeting with his boss.  The two of them can decide together the right next steps.

And I hope people are looking out for his mental health.  He might be in a VERY dark place right now.  

What a reasonable and non inflammatory post.  How dare you.

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Posted
3 hours ago, Parliament said:

It appears he's in over his head and some demons are coming out.  Coaching is hard.  Winning is hard, and we ought not besmirch a man clearly "going through some things."  I suggest he be allowed to finish out the year, and then have a candid meeting with his boss.  The two of them can decide together the right next steps.

And I hope people are looking out for his mental health.  He might be in a VERY dark place right now.  

Or he's fine and this is a bunch of internet gossip queen drama catalyzed by a 6-2 record.

 

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Posted
3 hours ago, Parliament said:

It appears he's in over his head and some demons are coming out.  Coaching is hard.  Winning is hard, and we ought not besmirch a man clearly "going through some things."  I suggest he be allowed to finish out the year, and then have a candid meeting with his boss.  The two of them can decide together the right next steps.

And I hope people are looking out for his mental health.  He might be in a VERY dark place right now.  

I mean clearly he's had some shit go down in his personal life. Gossip aside, he did publicly announce a divorce and then end up with a new kid instead. Even if that's the full story, that's a lot to deal with (a new baby is a lot to deal with, period, lol).

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Posted
2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Or he's fine and this is a bunch of internet gossip queen drama catalyzed by a 6-2 record.

 

The gossip existed months before the season started. People kept it to themselves on this forum. Stuff I knew I kept to myself until Florida kicked our ass.
 

So I guess that makes me and everyone else who knew anything all assholes for being pissed that Sark’s FAFO approach to the offseason like missing critical activities and such since January had a DIRECT CORRELATION TO WHY WE ARE 6-2.
 

People didn’t bring up the gossip before the season started bc there was no point. Now that he’s done the same basic shit here as at every other stop in his professional career people got extraordinarily pissed he may have also put out feelers about leaving for the NFL in addition to taking a crackhead’s approach to the offseason.
 

What part of that is hard to understand? 
 

The gossip was on Reddit and other forums since January. And even more personal shit since June.

 

No one brought it up on surly at that point.
 

BUT Now that we can see Sark’s FAFO approach to the offseason has impacted our regular season in a shitty way people see no point in protecting the gossip about him anymore.
 

So what? The only ones taking this personally idealize him. I don’t. If it pisses people off ask sark why he screwed up the entire offseason. 

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Posted (edited)
12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Or he's fine and this is a bunch of internet gossip queen drama catalyzed by a 6-2 record.

 

duh GIF

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Posted
15 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Or he's fine and this is a bunch of internet gossip queen drama catalyzed by a 6-2 record.

 

I first heard about this stuff the week of the A&M game last season. It sounded so outrageous I chalked it up to aggies making stuff up. Unfortunately, not the case. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, BlackCat said:

I first heard about this stuff the week of the A&M game last season. It sounded so outrageous I chalked it up to aggies making stuff up. Unfortunately, not the case. 

I mean, it might be. 
 

maybe they had breakup sex and Sark’s swimmers hit their target. It happens…

Posted (edited)
18 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

The gossip was on Reddit and other forums since January. And even more personal shit since June.

I wasn't sold on all of this. Seemed to outrageous too be true. And extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. But you just dropped a truth bomb right on my head. 

It was on reddit, the front page of the internet? 

Well shit, it must be true. 

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Posted
12 hours ago, Cuernavaca said:

Nice try, ctj

 

12 hours ago, scramblyn said:

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Ok, which recycled poster is scramblyn? 

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Posted

That the rumors have been around a long time or are getting talked about more now does not relieve them of the status as rumors.

I have been clued in on the source(s) on one of the rumors, and, it's better than "made up of the whole cloth," but is still unverified rumor.

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1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

I mean, it might be. 
 

maybe they had breakup sex and Sark’s swimmers hit their target. It happens…

I don't think they're talking about the kid anymore. More about..uhh..reasons for missing 30 days in January. Things that may have plagued him at USC and UW perhaps...

But idk, this thread is a confusing trainwreck. Probably time for nuking it.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, South Austin said:

A middle-aged man who hasn't gotten snipped is a fireable offense.

Eh, he’s already had one open heart surgery… 

 

adding in a vasectomy increases his chances of a prootamine reaction…. 
 

yeah, that’s what it is

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Just now, lilMAC25 said:

I mean, it might be. 
 

maybe they had breakup sex and Sark’s swimmers hit their target. It happens…

There's a lot of stuff being posted on here that I know nothing about. Im not an insider, I have zero details. Every once in a while, I'll talk to an insider randomly. Usually at a random social function. Sometimes the source is dubious, sometimes its a big donor with direct access. I have never heard any real information about Sark's new baby, why he and Loreal got back together instead of divorcing, none of it. Only thing I've heard is speculation. I've heard its not his, I've heard its medically confirmed that its his, ive heard he admitted he had a vasectomy shortly after finding out she was pregnant, ive heard he put a baby in her to show his commitment. Theres all sorts of shit being thrown around.

One thing I can speak to, is newborns are fucking hard, and unplanned newborns are even harder. And our offense looks like someone put it in a closet at the end of last season and didn't pull it out until August. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, BlackCat said:

There's a lot of stuff being posted on here that I know nothing about. Im not an insider, I have zero details. Every once in a while, I'll talk to an insider randomly. Usually at a random social function. Sometimes the source is dubious, sometimes its a big donor with direct access. I have never heard any real information about Sark's new baby, why he and Loreal got back together instead of divorcing, none of it. Only thing I've heard is speculation. I've heard its not his, I've heard its medically confirmed that its his, ive heard he admitted he had a vasectomy shortly after finding out she was pregnant, ive heard he put a baby in her to show his commitment. Theres all sorts of shit being thrown around.

One thing I can speak to, is newborns are fucking hard, and unplanned newborns are even harder. And our offense looks like someone put it in a closet at the end of last season and didn't pull it out until August. 

Newborns completely disrupt life. I can’t imagine dealing with one at 47, and I’m not running TexasFootball

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Posted (edited)
37 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Or he's fine and this is a bunch of internet gossip queen drama catalyzed by a 6-2 record.

None of us floated out the NFL rumors. Or his messy private life. 
 

***Or the complete ASS offensive performances we have had to endure this season. 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

There's a lot of stuff being posted on here that I know nothing about. Im not an insider, I have zero details. Every once in a while, I'll talk to an insider randomly. Usually at a random social function. Sometimes the source is dubious, sometimes its a big donor with direct access. I have never heard any real information about Sark's new baby, why he and Loreal got back together instead of divorcing, none of it. Only thing I've heard is speculation. I've heard its not his, I've heard its medically confirmed that its his, ive heard he admitted he had a vasectomy shortly after finding out she was pregnant, ive heard he put a baby in her to show his commitment. Theres all sorts of shit being thrown around.

One thing I can speak to, is newborns are fucking hard, and unplanned newborns are even harder. And our offense looks like someone put it in a closet at the end of last season and didn't pull it out until August. 

Lesson to be learned here is that we put a provision in the contract that requires that coaches be snipped.

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

I don't think they're talking about the kid anymore. More about..uhh..reasons for missing 30 days in January. Things that may have plagued him at USC and UW perhaps...

But idk, this thread is a confusing trainwreck. Probably time for nuking it.

Despite all evidence to the contrary, I actually agree with this. People can go back to their la la land of blaming Arch, the Mannings and Warby Parker for our season’s woes instead of a grown ass 51 year old man with a massive ego who keeps doing the same dumb shit everywhere he’s ever been. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

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I don’t hate people but he made my list. With this shit. Hope he comes to Austin and Rainey street. This one would be too easy. 

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Posted
59 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I know there was some confusion about whether or not Sark was present for Junior Day. I can keep digging for more evidence he was not present for any of the Junior day festivities if the below doesn’t suffice. Or if you don’t trust the “source” and need another “source.”

so that’s been cleared up. He was a no show. A flu being the explanation. 

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Basically this was a lie from Sark

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

None of us floated out the NFL rumors. Or his messy private life. 
 

***Or the complete ASS offensive performances we have had to endure this season. 

This. The shit gets out, and it has nothing to do with us discussing the rumors. If head coaches were as meticulous about keeping their personal lives in order as they are their locker rooms, the basketball coach might still be here, and Sark wouldn't be going through a tornado of bullshit that his life whipped up. (Shit, maybe Mensa would still be here.) We're just the burning couch that got lifted off the ground in the vortex. 

 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 a grown ass 51 year old man with a massive ego who keeps doing the same dumb shit everywhere he’s ever been. 

he's a perfect fit for a 130 year old university with a massive ego that keeps doing the same dumb shit every time like it's always been.

 

* and don't misunderstand me, I love UT.

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Just now, BurdineBandit said:

This. The shit gets out, and it has nothing to do with us discussing the rumors. If head coaches were as meticulous about keeping their personal lives in order as they are their locker rooms, the basketball coach might still be here, and Sark wouldn't be going through a tornado of bullshit that his life whipped up. (Shit, maybe Mensa would still be here.) We're just the burning couch that got lifted off the ground in the vortex. 

 

I blame Kendra Scott. I have some earrings of hers. Every time I think “those would look great with this outfit…” I remember she helped fuck up Texas football. And put them back in the jewelry box. 
 

in all fairness, where are Charlie and Herman now? They were fool’s gold. Sark is the real deal. But his ego and personal shit continually wrecks things for him. We didn’t do shit, he’s been given top 5 NIL and resources that the rest of the FBS HC’s could only dream of having and lost to fucking Florida after a bye week because of shit that’s been going on before January and shit he created since January. He's the real deal. He just won’t get out of his own fucking way. Us staying quiet about it won’t “fix” sark. Us gossiping about it won’t “fix” Sark. Sark has to fix Sark and there is no past evidence he’s capable of doing that. 

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Posted

Sark wasted this season by letting his personal life affect his job. He's a big boy, he makes his choices like the rest of us. The question is- will his personal issues continue to affect his job performance? 

Remember, no one would even be having this conversation if his offense wasn't complete asswater. I mean abysmal. That's all Sark. His job should be in jeopardy level of bad. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

Sark wasted this season

All of our goals are still achievable, so why is it wasted? 

 

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Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

All of our goals are still achievable, so why is it wasted? 

Do you even see into the future, bro?

Also, something tells me work aggy is becoming problematic.

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Posted
1 minute ago, BlackCat said:

Sark wasted this season by letting his personal life affect his job. He's a big boy, he makes his choices like the rest of us. The question is- will his personal issues continue to affect his job performance? 

Remember, no one would even be having this conversation if his offense wasn't complete asswater. I mean abysmal. That's all Sark. His job should be in jeopardy level of bad. 

All most of us want is for him to remember the tenet of AA: the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. We want him to adapt, pivot, learn from his mistakes and not repeat them. We want him to continue his path towards success and sobriety. I want the best for Sark the man. But I cannot make that motherfucker stop fucking his life up. If he weren’t the HC of UT and just a friend of ours we’d do all we could to help.
 

But he is not our friend. And he happens to be both  HC and OC of a football team where kids can get life altering injuries. He needs to fucking stop fucking his job up. People can get hurt for life out there. 

Posted
4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I blame Kendra Scott. I have some earrings of hers. Every time I think “those would look great with this outfit…” I remember she helped fuck up Texas football. And put them back in the jewelry box. 
 

in all fairness, where are Charlie and Herman now? They were fool’s gold. Sark is the real deal. But his ego and personal shit continually wrecks things for him. We didn’t do shit, he’s been given top 5 NIL and resources that the rest of the FBS HC’s could only dream of having and lost to fucking Florida after a bye week because of shit that’s been going on before January and shit he created since January. He's the real deal. He just won’t get out of his own fucking way. Us staying quiet about it won’t “fix” sark. Us gossiping about it won’t “fix” Sark. Sark has to fix Sark and there is no past evidence he’s capable of doing that. 

There might be cocaine left on those earrings from when her and Herman were having their drug fueled orgies.

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Posted
Just now, Nicole44 said:

What are the mega million numbers for the next drawing? 

Again, how is the season wasted 8 games in, when we are 6-2 and SEC title game and CFP appearance are still readily achievable?  You babies are acting like we are 3-5 and already eliminated from the SEC CCG and playoffs. 

The histrionics are pretty tiresome.  Especially because 80% of the "this season is ruined and Sark should be fired" will have a different tune if we beat Vandy. 

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Posted
Just now, Js1 said:

Again, how is the season wasted 8 games in, when we are 6-2 and SEC title game and CFP appearance are still readily achievable?  You babies are acting like we are 3-5 and already eliminated from the SEC CCG and playoffs. 

The histrionics are pretty tiresome.  Especially because 80% of the "this season is ruined and Sark should be fired" will have a different tune if we beat Vandy. 

It’s a fair point. Have you read some of the shit said about arch including the nauseating titles of the arch thread? He’s a kid who came here bc he’s wanted to play here since he was a child. The stuff being said about him and the rumors and all of the Mannings is fine with most of y’all. Yet we cannot talk about our HC and OC who is clearly responsible for 6-2? It seems hypocritical. It’s ok to criticize and humiliate a kid but not a 51 year old man who still can’t get his shit together? 
 

sark is has FAFO’d everywhere he’s ever been. Arch has not FAFO’d everywhere he’s ever been. Arch deserves more grace from y’all than y’all give sark. So no, We shouldn’t shut bad stuff down being said about Sark merely bc people don’t like what is being said about him. Sark has 💯 earned what is being said about him. 

 

Posted
13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Again, how is the season wasted 8 games in, when we are 6-2 and SEC title game and CFP appearance are still readily achievable?  You babies are acting like we are 3-5 and already eliminated from the SEC CCG and playoffs. 

The histrionics are pretty tiresome.  Especially because 80% of the "this season is ruined and Sark should be fired" will have a different tune if we beat Vandy. 

If you aren't able to see how unprepared this program was for this season I dont know what to tell you. Do you believe Sark had the resources to field a competent o line? Do you believe a top 3 NIL payroll should yield an at least above average running game, instead of below average?

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

It’s a fair point. Have you read some of the shit said about arch including the nauseating titles of the arch thread? He’s a kid who came here bc he’s wanted to play here since he was a child. The stuff being said about him and the rumors and all of the Mannings is fine with most of y’all. Yet we cannot talk about our HC and OC who is clearly responsible for 6-2? It seems hypocritical. It’s ok to criticize and humiliate a kid but not a 51 year old man who still can’t get his shit together? 
 

sark is has FAFO’d everywhere he’s ever been. Arch has not FAFO’d everywhere he’s ever been. Arch deserves more grace from y’all than y’all give sark. So no, We shouldn’t shut bad stuff down being said about Sark merely bc people don’t like what is being said about him. Sark has 💯 earned what is being said about him. 

 

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Posted
16 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Again, how is the season wasted 8 games in, when we are 6-2 and SEC title game and CFP appearance are still readily achievable?  You babies are acting like we are 3-5 and already eliminated from the SEC CCG and playoffs. 

The histrionics are pretty tiresome.  Especially because 80% of the "this season is ruined and Sark should be fired" will have a different tune if we beat Vandy. 

Seriously shut the hell up. We aren’t winning out. We’re not going to the playoff. Vandy likely hands us our asses this weekend. Even if we beat them I’m not changing my tune because we have seen good football before and this team doesn’t play it.

Your obtuse naïveté doesn’t detract from the reality that this team sucks ass.

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Posted

You people should go outside and touch grass or get a hobby. This is hilariously dramatic from a bunch of teenage girls 

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