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6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, you'll be lurking all week.  Listen up.

I think your season is about to end with a two-game losing streak.  Your defense is ass.  We're unbeaten at home.  Etc.

But no matter what happens next week, you are not a football power and you never were.  The last time you put two good seasons in a row together were when you were cheating worse than SMU.  You are not a big deal.  You are Texas Tech with a god complex.

And you're a bunch of weirdos who consistently embarrass yourselves and the rest of this state.  Everyone laughs at you behind your back.  Everyone.  The best aggy joke I ever heard was in NYC. 

So shut the fuck up, stop pretending your high school pep rallies are cool, get some female cheerleaders, and stop dressing up like the military so you can smack each other's bare asses and it's not really gay.  Yes, it is.  And you know it.  It's cool to be gay now, guys.  Just let it out.  It doesn't have to be Halloween every day over there anymore.

Good luck in the game.  Even if you win, it doesn't change anything.  You are a bigger embarrassment to yourselves than you will ever realize.  And no one outside of your little cult actually respects you.

Good day.

Fuck all that.

We’re gonna fuck them up.

Good luck getting out alive you fake army sheep fucking jar jizzing boy blowing tower collapsing pussies.

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9 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, you'll be lurking all week.  Listen up.

I think your season is about to end with a two-game losing streak.  Your defense is ass.  We're unbeaten at home.  Etc.

But no matter what happens next week, you are not a football power and you never were.  The last time you put two good seasons in a row together were when you were cheating worse than SMU.  You are not a big deal.  You are Texas Tech with a god complex.

And you're a bunch of weirdos who consistently embarrass yourselves and the rest of this state.  Everyone laughs at you behind your back.  Everyone.  The best aggy joke I ever heard was in NYC. 

So shut the fuck up, stop pretending your high school pep rallies are cool, get some female cheerleaders, and stop dressing up like the military so you can smack each other's bare asses and it's not really gay.  Yes, it is.  And you know it.  It's cool to be gay now, guys.  Just let it out.  It doesn't have to be Halloween every day over there anymore.

Good luck in the game.  Even if you win, it doesn't change anything.  You are a bigger embarrassment to yourselves than you will ever realize.  And no one outside of your little cult actually respects you.

Good day.

 

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Just now, BigHorn'13 said:

They invented inscription on the back end of clothing... for men's overalls. 

Puff-painted inscriptions, no less. Mom had to go to Hobby Lobby or Michael's to hook them up.

NTTAWWT

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From a few years back, before their Appalachia St. loss.

Or pick any of them before and since then...

Texas A&M's Yell Leaders Are The Cringiest Tradition In College Football

Take this past weekend for example.

Prior to the App State game, which A&M lost, Yell Leader Zac cracked some jokes about the 'Neers while pacing back and forth in front of fans in the stands. It is so incredibly uncomfortable that you can feel the cringe in your bones.

Zac Cross '23 opened his attempt to diss the Aggies' opponent by saying he had to Google App State. That's a shame, because any true college football fan is very familiar with the program. Especially after its famous upset over Michigan.

He then proceeds to joke that Appalachia is not a state, despite the school's name. It wasn't funny.

And then Cross went on to call App State a "hillbilly college." He does so while wearing overalls at an Agricultural school in College Station, Texas. Think about the irony there for a second.

From there, Cross jokes that the football team can't read the name on their jerseys or read a map. This is especially funny because App State's high school GPA requirement for admission into the school is higher than that of Texas A&M's. Oops!

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Posted
1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, you'll be lurking all week.  Listen up.

I think your season is about to end with a two-game losing streak.  Your defense is ass.  We're unbeaten at home.  Etc.

But no matter what happens next week, you are not a football power and you never were.  The last time you put two good seasons in a row together was when you were cheating worse than SMU.  You are not a big deal.  You are Texas Tech with a god complex.

And you're a bunch of weirdos who consistently embarrass yourselves and the rest of this state.  Everyone laughs at you behind your back.  Everyone.  The best aggy joke I ever heard was in NYC. 

So shut the fuck up, stop pretending your high school pep rallies are cool, get some female cheerleaders, and stop dressing up like the military so you can smack each other's bare asses and it's not really gay.  Yes, it is.  And you know it.  It's cool to be gay now, guys.  Just let it out.  It doesn't have to be Halloween every day over there anymore.

Good luck in the game.  Even if you win, it doesn't change anything.  You are a bigger embarrassment to yourselves than you will ever realize.  And no one outside of your little cult actually respects you.

Good day.

 

was it Muledick?

Posted
2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, you'll be lurking all week.  Listen up.

I think your season is about to end with a two-game losing streak.  Your defense is ass.  We're unbeaten at home.  Etc.

But no matter what happens next week, you are not a football power and you never were.  The last time you put two good seasons in a row together was when you were cheating worse than SMU.  You are not a big deal.  You are Texas Tech with a god complex.

And you're a bunch of weirdos who consistently embarrass yourselves and the rest of this state.  Everyone laughs at you behind your back.  Everyone.  The best aggy joke I ever heard was in NYC. 

So shut the fuck up, stop pretending your high school pep rallies are cool, get some female cheerleaders, and stop dressing up like the military so you can smack each other's bare asses and it's not really gay.  Yes, it is.  And you know it.  It's cool to be gay now, guys.  Just let it out.  It doesn't have to be Halloween every day over there anymore.

Good luck in the game.  Even if you win, it doesn't change anything.  You are a bigger embarrassment to yourselves than you will ever realize.  And no one outside of your little cult actually respects you.

Good day.

 

Laughs...behind their backs? Bullshit, I'll laugh in their face until they are covered in spit!

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