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We're the Cheeziest party at Immamac's House Dec 31 2025 - Texas VS Michigan

RSVP 31 members have voted

  1. 1. Coming to immamacs house for the bowl watch party?

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36 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Defiling my own bathroom today.

Better yours than Luna's.

13 minutes ago, immamac said:

Party got canceled by my wife.

At halftime?

Imma now has a year’s supply of Cheez-its in his pantry. NTTAWWT

Wrong thread

Edited by scramblyn

54 minutes ago, immamac said:

Party got canceled by my wife.

When you finally told her about it?

12 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

When you finally told her about it?

Honey, why are you making that much brisket?

Um..

I fully understand. Imma’s no catch so he has to hold on to what he’s got.

Soooooo….who was there for the gangbang?

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

I fully understand. Imma’s no catch so he has to hold on to what he’s got.

He's fully looksmaxxed

2 hours ago, immamac said:

No prior to. I let people know who were planning on attending.

Damn. I liked the narrative the surly incels were so objectionable the Mrs couldn't take it any more.

Edited by Hermanator

52 minutes ago, immamac said:

Her brother (my BIL) brought this up no less than 7 times today.

op incest GIF

wait, i wasn't partying at immac's house ?

also, why was everyone speaking vietnamese ?

25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

wait, i wasn't partying at immac's house ?

also, why was everyone speaking vietnamese ?

i didn't make out with someone's viet wife ???

wtf !!!

1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

she's still pretty broken up about cheez nips getting cancelled in 2020

I grew up on Cheese Nips. One of my UT roommates was a Cheez Its guy and that changed my life. Credit to Brian for converting me. Cheez Its are far better.

32 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

wait, i wasn't partying at immac's house ?

also, why was everyone speaking vietnamese ?

It was a nail salon and now your toe nails are pink.

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

i didn't make out with someone's viet wife ???

wtf !!!

No. It was the husband.

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