May 18, 20187 yr On 5/17/2018 at 5:14 PM, GotThatFire said:  So what you’re saying is, Jimbo is a cucking piece of shit Fify
May 18, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, UT Lawnghorn said: While you're at it, could you tell me what CB stands for? Cuck Baggins
May 19, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Chopper said: I wonder if someone on staff needs to do a better job of proactively explaining this to recruits, potential recruits, and parents. erm so you really believe that post by IT, eh? It also included this gem, in context: "Texas has to play by different rules because you're not going to see uncommittable in-state offers from this staff. Part of that is ethical, part of that is self-preservation with Texas high school coaches, and part of that is the staff just generally not being in a hurry to offer younger players.  The staff puts a high priority on program/culture fit. They want to take their time with evaluations. They want to gather as much information as possible." 😂 I think most surlyhorns readers know when the 9.95ers, including the ones on the UT beat, are shoveling shit into their subscribers' inbox. Â
May 19, 20187 yr 10 minutes ago, PHLaggie said: 😂  You’re a fan of one of the most penalized programs ever. Seems like a little deference should be in order. The laughing until I’m crying emoji doesn’t quite relate that. You’re not in the echo chamber here
May 19, 20187 yr E.J. Holland: Rising DL Z'Core Brooks to visit Texas this weekend Texas is set to host one of the most intriguing prospects in the state. Horns247 has learned that three-star Dallas Woodrow Wilson defensive lineman Z-Core Brooks will be making an unofficial visit to UT this weekend. Texas defensive line coach Oscar Giles evaluated Brooks this spring and has been in constant contact. Brooks currently holds offers from Oklahoma State, Florida International, Purdue, SMU and UTSA. At 6-foot-6, 220 pounds, Brooks is ranked as the No. 58 weak-side defensive end in the country and No. 104 overall prospect in the state, per 247Sports Composite.
May 19, 20187 yr Popular Post Also your school, for all of the bluster, has won all of one legit national title in football and that was when John Sharp’s wife was learning to suck dick in a stagecoach. Fuck you you fucking fuck
May 19, 20187 yr 18 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said: You’re a fan of one of the most penalized programs ever. Seems like a little deference should be in order. The laughing until I’m crying emoji doesn’t quite relate that. You’re not in the echo chamber here What has that got to do with what I posted? My post was about over the top making stuff up by one of the Longhorn beat writers. Makes for a nice story. But most here seem to get it that it's good fiction. You do realize that if you accept all that was written in that post as 100% accurate, no grains of salt added, that it doesn't really add up, don't you? For example, I see 7 in-state WRs and 2 in-state pass-catching TEs with UT offers. You seriously believe all those offers are fully committable? That's more WRs signed than even Sumlin ever did in one season, and posters here regularly skewered him for signing lots of WRs... lol. Or that UT coaches thought nothing of the decommitment/recommitment drama of Arjei Henderson and Theo Wease? Everything checked out there? Or perhaps they just liked the game those two have? UT coaches also have 10 offers out for in-state DBs. Plus apparently furiously recruiting DBs from elsewhere. If all of them decided to commit to UT tomorrow is Herman going to accept them all?! Edited May 19, 20187 yr by PHLaggie apparently i pissed off some IT paid readers...lol
May 19, 20187 yr 11 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said: Also your school, for all of the bluster, has won all of one legit national title in football and that was when John Sharp’s wife was learning to suck dick in a stagecoach. Fuck you you fucking fuck name checks out? lol lots of sunshine to ya for yer team, pardner.
May 19, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, PHLaggie said: What has that got to do with what I posted? My post was about over the top making stuff up by one of the Longhorn beat writers. Makes for a nice story. But most here seem to get it that it's good fiction. You do realize that if you accept all that was written in that post as 100% accurate, no grains of salt added, that it doesn't really add up, don't you? For example, I see 7 in-state WRs and 2 in-state pass-catching TEs with UT offers. You seriously believe all those offers are fully committable? That's more WRs signed than even Sumlin ever did in one season, and posters here regularly skewered him for signing lots of WRs... lol. Or that UT coaches thought nothing of the decommitment/recommitment drama of Arjei Henderson and Theo Wease? Everything checked out there? Or perhaps they just liked the game those two have? UT coaches also have 10 offers out for in-state DBs. Plus apparently furiously recruiting DBs from elsewhere. If all of them decided to commit to UT tomorrow is Herman going to accept them all?! Sometimes it's better to ask questions instead of making assumptions. Do they not teach that in farm school?
May 19, 20187 yr Popular Post 2 minutes ago, PHLaggie said: name checks out? lol lots of sunshine to ya for yer team, pardner. I'm a visitor here as well, but I would think your tiny brain could come up with some worthwhile discussion without being a total, flaming jackass. Â
May 19, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Fud said: In addition to Smith and Adimora, Wiley is tentatively announcing next weekend They are all tentatively.
May 19, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, Atticus said: Sometimes it's better to ask questions instead of making assumptions. Do they not teach that in farm school? Lots of assumptions being made on this board, in jest or otherwise, all the time. No questions asked.
May 19, 20187 yr Long Cali weekend in June: June 8th : Satellite Camp with Herman's alma mater Cal Lutheran June 10th : Satellite Camp with USC Time to polish off the Mr. Clean metamorphosis? Edited May 19, 20187 yr by billfromlaketravis
May 19, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, TrojanPrincess said: I'm a visitor here as well, but I would think your tiny brain could come up with some worthwhile discussion without being a total, flaming jackass. Â two posts above that one seemed more worthwhile but you seemed to have missed those. But, no worries, for you'll surely earn upvotes for this post. Good strategy, Princess! Or is that a Trojan horse...hmm! Also a good strategy! Â
May 19, 20187 yr 14 minutes ago, PHLaggie said: What has that got to do with what I posted? My post was about over the top making stuff up by one of the Longhorn beat writers. Makes for a nice story. But most here seem to get it that it's good fiction. You do realize that if you accept all that was written in that post as 100% accurate, no grains of salt added, that it doesn't really add up, don't you? For example, I see 7 in-state WRs and 2 in-state pass-catching TEs with UT offers. You seriously believe all those offers are fully committable? That's more WRs signed than even Sumlin ever did in one season, and posters here regularly skewered him for signing lots of WRs... lol. Or that UT coaches thought nothing of the decommitment/recommitment drama of Arjei Henderson and Theo Wease? Everything checked out there? Or perhaps they just liked the game those two have? UT coaches also have 10 offers out for in-state DBs. Plus apparently furiously recruiting DBs from elsewhere. If all of them decided to commit to UT tomorrow is Herman going to accept them all?! I think the caveat is that offers are committable when they're made, but they have an expiration date. Edited May 19, 20187 yr by Machinator
May 19, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, satyanash said: E.J. Holland: Rising DL Z'Core Brooks to visit Texas this weekend   Reveal hidden contents Texas is set to host one of the most intriguing prospects in the state. Horns247 has learned that three-star Dallas Woodrow Wilson defensive lineman Z-Core Brooks will be making an unofficial visit to UT this weekend. Texas defensive line coach Oscar Giles evaluated Brooks this spring and has been in constant contact. Brooks currently holds offers from Oklahoma State, Florida International, Purdue, SMU and UTSA. At 6-foot-6, 220 pounds, Brooks is ranked as the No. 58 weak-side defensive end in the country and No. 104 overall prospect in the state, per 247Sports Composite.  He's a take on name alone which is probably the name of an exercise supplement or weight machine. 45 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said: Long Cali weekend in June: June 8th : Satellite Camp with Herman's alma mater Cal Lutheran June 10th : Satellite Camp with USC I'm liking these satellite camps. No joke, need to do a satellite camp with Hawaii and get the pipeline flowing from the Aloha State. (Note: Mount Kilauea is on Big Island and the University of Hawai'i at Manoa Honolulu Manoa is on Oahu.)   SIAP: https://247sports.com/Player/Bryce-Nelms-46050238 New Jersey, so Mehringer finally paying off? Edited May 19, 20187 yr by UDontKnow
May 19, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Machinator said: I think the caveat is that offers are committable when they're made, but they have an expiration date. So, in other words, Herman wants recruits to commit soon after an offer is made-- or he too looks around, seeking out other recruits for the same position(s)?
May 19, 20187 yr Just now, UDontKnow said: He's a take on name alone which is probably the name of an exercise supplement or weight machine. I'm liking these satellite camps. No joke, need to do a satellite camp with Hawaii and get the pipeline flowing from the Aloha State. (Note: Mount Kilauea is on Big Island and the University of Hawai'i at Manoa is on Oahu.) Interesting idea. I assume Honolulu would be the best location for a Hawaii Satellite Camp Hosted by El Mahico. Â
May 19, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said: Interesting idea. I assume Honolulu would be the best location for a Hawaii Satellite Camp Hosted by El Mahico.  My bad, I didn't realize that Honolulu location is the Hawaiian flagship. It took is on Oahu, so still safe from Kilauea.
May 19, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said: He's a take on name alone which is probably the name of an exercise supplement or weight machine. I'm liking these satellite camps. No joke, need to do a satellite camp with Hawaii and get the pipeline flowing from the Aloha State. (Note: Mount Kilauea is on Big Island and the University of Hawai'i at Manoa is on Oahu.)   SIAP: https://247sports.com/Player/Bryce-Nelms-46050238 New Jersey, so Mehringer finally paying off? 30D, 4k, intergalactic Dejarik in my opinion.Â
May 19, 20187 yr 14 minutes ago, PHLaggie said: two posts above that one seemed more worthwhile but you seemed to have missed those. But, no worries, for you'll surely earn upvotes for this post. Good strategy, Princess! Or is that a Trojan horse...hmm! Also a good strategy! Â Gtfo aggy. Â Tired of your shit.
May 19, 20187 yr 14 minutes ago, UDontKnow said: SIAP: https://247sports.com/Player/Bryce-Nelms-46050238 New Jersey, so Mehringer finally paying off? Currently a Rutgers commit.
May 19, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, Machinator said: Currently a Rutgers commit. Impressive to get him to come down to Austin on an unofficial visit, right? CSB: I lived in West Orange, NJ (his hometown) for a year. It's a kinda sleepy place.
May 19, 20187 yr 7 hours ago, Machinator said: https://247sports.com/Player/Marques-Caldwell-46036220 Opening results: 2017- Height (6-1), Weight (171), Shuttle (4.3), Vertical (32)
May 19, 20187 yr 33 minutes ago, UDontKnow said: He's a take on name alone which is probably the name of an exercise supplement or weight machine. I'm liking these satellite camps. No joke, need to do a satellite camp with Hawaii and get the pipeline flowing from the Aloha State. (Note: Mount Kilauea is on Big Island and the University of Hawai'i at Honolulu Manoa is on Oahu.) Not that it really matters, but the name of the university is the University of Hawai'i at Manoa. Not Honolulu. Manoa is the neighborhood in the city of Honolulu that houses the university. Totally agree about the satellite camps, wiki wiki.
May 19, 20187 yr  49 minutes ago, honolulu horn said: Not that it really matters, but the name of the university is the University of Hawai'i at Manoa. Not Honolulu. Manoa is the neighborhood in the city of Honolulu that houses the university. Totally agree about the satellite camps, wiki wiki. This is one schtick I can get behind.  +rep for orginality.  1 hour ago, TrojanPrincess said: I'm a visitor here as well, but I would think your tiny brain could come up with some worthwhile discussion without being a total, flaming jackass.  You’re going to make some man very happy one day.  If you drink bourbon, make pancakes, and remember to record the right programming... fuck.  Just don’t let any depraved idiot from this board try to slide into your inbox.  And don’t let them message you either. Edited May 19, 20187 yr by GlenFromTheMailRoom
May 19, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, PHLaggie said: erm so you really believe that post by IT, eh? It also included this gem, in context: "Texas has to play by different rules because you're not going to see uncommittable in-state offers from this staff. Part of that is ethical, part of that is self-preservation with Texas high school coaches, and part of that is the staff just generally not being in a hurry to offer younger players.  The staff puts a high priority on program/culture fit. They want to take their time with evaluations. They want to gather as much information as possible." 😂 I think most surlyhorns readers know when the 9.95ers, including the ones on the UT beat, are shoveling shit into their subscribers' inbox.  The offer numbers are publicÂ
May 19, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, TrojanPrincess said: I'm a welcomed visitor here, but I would think your tiny brain could come up with some worthwhile discussion without being a total, flaming jackass. Fify. Â Â Aggy is just in peacock mode since another woman is in the room. Â
May 19, 20187 yr Wells: Quote Catalon won’t make it this weekend. His sister has softball. Texas is winning this recruitment. Â
May 19, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said: You’re going to make some man very happy one day.  If you drink bourbon, make pancakes, and remember to record the right programming... fuck.  Just don’t let any depraved idiot from this board try to slide into your inbox.  And don’t let them message you either.
May 19, 20187 yr 10 minutes ago, utfan87 said: Catalon going to outgrow safety?Gi Giles is there. Obviously doomed. - Signed Every Longhorn Message Board Poster Ever. Edited May 19, 20187 yr by billfromlaketravis
May 19, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said: Giles is there. Obviously doomed. - Signed Every Longhorn Message Board Poster Or they are trying to get him an easy win.
May 19, 20187 yr 8 minutes ago, HtownHorn said: Or they are trying to get him an easy win. If you don't hate on Giles, you're Longhorn fanning all wrong. Giles and Aggy sucking are two of our most basic beliefs. Respect Thy Commandments. Edited May 19, 20187 yr by billfromlaketravis
May 19, 20187 yr 5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said: If you don't hate on Giles, you're Longhorn fanning all wrong. Giles and Aggy sucking are two of our most basic beliefs. Respect Thy Commandments. Giles had me after tackling Robison after the fumble recovery against OSU.
May 19, 20187 yr 12 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said: If you don't hate on Giles, you're Longhorn fanning all wrong. Giles and Aggy sucking are two of our most basic beliefs. Respect Thy Commandments. Is Greg Davis... Moses?
May 19, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, PHLaggie said: two posts above that one seemed more worthwhile but you seemed to have missed those. But, no worries, for you'll surely earn upvotes for this post. Good strategy, Princess! Or is that a Trojan horse...hmm! Also a good strategy! Â This is why I have nice things, and you don't. Â
May 19, 20187 yr 23 minutes ago, TrojanPrincess said: This is why I have nice things, and you don't. Â Pics, or gtho.
May 19, 20187 yr On ‎5‎/‎12‎/‎2018 at 12:26 PM, Train wreck said:   Edited May 19, 20187 yr by Train wreck
May 19, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, TrojanPrincess said: This is why I have nice things, and you don't.  I thought it was because you could fuck a man😉
May 19, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Waterface said: Is Greg Davis... Moses? Couldn’t part the sea... he was in over his head in the Red River! Did seem lost for years though
May 19, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said: I thought it was because you could fuck a man😉 I mean...you could fuck a man too. It's a free country.Â
May 19, 20187 yr 13 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: Citizens band. Its an ancient, obsolete, and mostly defunct form of communication used by our ancestors to take coors beer east of Texarkana safely. Ahhh, Coors beer runs. Good memories.
May 19, 20187 yr 6 hours ago, PHLaggie said: two posts above that one seemed more worthwhile but you seemed to have missed those. But, no worries, for you'll surely earn upvotes for this post. Good strategy, Princess! Or is that a Trojan horse...hmm! Also a good strategy! Â ag and princess--you two need to get a room.
May 19, 20187 yr 8 hours ago, Machinator said: Wells:  If she can hit a softball, let’s sign her, too. If not, let’s hire her to coach. A profitable package deal all the way around.Â
May 19, 20187 yr DMV area has a very talented pool of high school football players. Was hoping Herman would have dropped some offers this way.. maybe MD will list them on official visits for the opener.
May 19, 20187 yr 8 hours ago, TrojanPrincess said: This is why I have nice things, and you don't. Â Apparently you haven't seen PHLaggie's beautiful wife... Â Â
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