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and I have to say. I am very disappointed that this handle was still available. that's some weak ass game , son.

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    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

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dude. I aint proud. I like a little sunshine on my ass.

Just now, FCB said:

dude. I aint proud. I like a little sunshine on my ass.

hahahahaaha. ow, my back!!

1 hour ago, TexasGary said:

 

He must be pretty fast if he is on the South Oak record setting 4x100 and 4x200 teams and long jumped 18.55.

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9 minutes ago, FCB said:

dude. I aint proud. I like a little sunshine on my ass.

And butter in your ass and lollipops in your mouth.

3 minutes ago, Bevo said:

He must be pretty fast if he is on the South Oak record setting 4x100 and 4x200 teams and long jumped 18.55.

Is that good for a defensive end?

3 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

And butter in your ass and lollipops in your mouth.

Just call me Max Hardcore.

3 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

He is better at football than baseball.  The A’s way overpaid.  

Now, yes. In terms of potential future earnings, no.

2 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Now, yes. In terms of potential future earnings, no.

Deleting this comment because fuck Kyler.

Edited by GlenFromTheMailRoom
Beats were too sick.

36 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Is that good for a defensive end?

Probably good enough to contain Will Grier on the edge

On 11/28/2018 at 5:39 AM, Bob Lives! said:

Am I understanding correctly that all you sandy vaginas have given up on Bru b/c Kliff visited USC?


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Bru is OV’ing at UCLA this weekend.  I think he stays local.  And by local, I’m guessing SC.  He pushed his visit there to next weekend so they could get their coaching staff in order.  My guess is KK closes him.  We really need a stud WR.

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8 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Probably good enough to contain Will Grier on the edge

How do I hit the like and hate button at the same time?

6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Bru is OV’ing at UCLA this weekend.  I think he stays local.  And by local, I’m guessing SC.  He pushed his visit there to next weekend so they could get their coaching staff in order.  My guess is KK closes him.  We really need a stud WR.

Has he actually been hired yet?

Just now, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Has he actually been hired yet?

No

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

No

I thought it was done.  I hope not.  But part of me wants him to be hired.  I know the Trojan alumni base and they will eat his shit up.  It will be so comical when the BMD’s are all crowded around KK and Helton is pouting in the corner.  The BMDs run that program.

Edited by Sbbruin

I thought it was done.  I hope not.  But part of me wants him to be hired.  I know the Trojan alumni base and they will eat his shit up.  It will be so comical when the BMD’s are all crowded around KK and Helton is pouting in the corner.  The BMDs run that program.

The longer there’s not an announcement on his hiring the more this feels like the cumbie fiasco.
1 hour ago, Bevo said:

He must be pretty fast if he is on the South Oak record setting 4x100 and 4x200 teams and long jumped 18.55.

In terms of competing in the long jump at the high school level, 18.55 is pretty shit and his 100 time is barely under 12s. Anyone have a OLB/DE prospect to compare either of those numbers to?

https://www.athletic.net/TrackAndField/Athlete.aspx?AID=12715384#!/L0

 

I feel like he’s really weighing his options in the NFL but he’s told USC that they are his number 1 college choice. 

23 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I thought it was done.  I hope not.  But part of me wants him to be hired.  I know the Trojan alumni base and they will eat his shit up.  It will be so comical when the BMD’s are all crowded around KK and Helton is pouting in the corner.  The BMDs run that program.

If he’s hired they will score 70 points on you guys next year. You want him in the NFL. 

23 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

If he’s hired they will score 70 points on you guys next year. You want him in the NFL. 

Chipper's Team might still Beat USC..... 71-70

6 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Chipper's Team might still Beat USC..... 71-70

... if the game is played in 2012. 

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Is that good for a defensive end?

I’ve seen 18+ long jumps by 8th graders in the Midwest, so I’d say no on that one. 

Edited by ImissWallyPryor
I suspect the relays are better.

Since when did we start recruiting Steven Parker? Why was a 6’4 220+lbs DE committed to Tech?

If the nfl comes knocking and KK jumps late, leaving usc with no coordinator during the crucial dates, that’d be glorious. Or he could even pull a josh McDaniels. 

4 hours ago, satyanash said:

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard this sentence

Fuckity fuck fuck

11 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Since when did we start recruiting Steven Parker? Why was a 6’4 220+lbs DE committed to Tech?

SOC's ex head coach was on KK's staff.

53 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

If he’s hired they will score 70 points on you guys next year. You want him in the NFL. 

So does he like South Beach more, or does he just prefer the general San Francisco lifestyle?

39 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Since when did we start recruiting Steven Parker? Why was a 6’4 220+lbs DE committed to Tech?

this is why I like sunshine on my ass. E.J. has given the whole story on this kid, and that we have been in contact with him for awhile.

He is originally from Tech-ville. that's why he committed there so early. totally bought in on Tech cus of feels.

 that he decommitted is good for us. cus I think we are the main other player in the equation. unless some on the more tuned in guys got other info.

1 minute ago, FCB said:

this is why I like sunshine on my ass. E.J. has given the whole story on this kid, and that we have been in contact with him for awhile.

He is originally from Tech-ville. that's why he committed there so early. totally bought in on Tech cus of feels.

 that he decommitted is good for us. cus I think we are the main other player in the equation. unless some on the more tuned in guys got other info.

swhut I hurd

49 minutes ago, FCB said:

this is why I like sunshine on my ass. E.J. has given the whole story on this kid, and that we have been in contact with him for awhile.

He is originally from Tech-ville. that's why he committed there so early. totally bought in on Tech cus of feels.

 that he decommitted is good for us. cus I think we are the main other player in the equation. unless some on the more tuned in guys got other info.

Don’t think this was on my “John Denver’s Greatest Hits” double-album. Some of the olds might remember better than me.

37 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Don’t think this was on my “John Denver’s Greatest Hits” double-album. Some of the olds might remember better than me.

Sunshiiiine, on myyy asshoole, makes me haaaapy!!

3 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

We sure showed Cain how we plan to utilize the running back in big games yesterday... Do yourself a favor and don’t look at the stats.

Well, if we had Cain we would have been able to run it better.

Well, if we had Cain we would have been able to run it better.


I have a feeling he’s going to pick UGA or not Texas. If he visits again then nvm.
22 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

 


I have a feeling he’s going to pick UGA or not Texas. If he visits again then nvm.

 

Because UGA had a triumphant win of their own last night oh wait

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Because UGA had a triumphant win of their own last night oh wait

It may have more to do with 153 yards rushing from the backs against Alabama as opposed to 46 against the powerhouse defense of Oklahoma.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Because UGA had a triumphant win of their own last night oh wait

Because Texas did worse last night.

UGA rushing 153 yards on 39 attempts against bama's defense.

Texas rushing 88 yards on 32 attempts against OU's defense.

5 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

It may have more to do with 153 yards rushing from the backs against Alabama as opposed to 46 against the powerhouse defense of Oklahoma.

OU is a powerhouse top 5 team.  we should be nothing but grateful for every one of those 46 yards. 

5 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Because Texas did worse last night.

UGA rushing 153 yards on 39 attempts against bama's defense.

Texas rushing 88 yards on 32 attempts against OU's defense.

Yeah I know, I'm being facetious. Recruits virtually never make a choice based on one game. Overall, we're selling continued OL improvement and a friendly depth chart even if yesterday the ground game misfired.

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7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yeah I know, I'm being facetious. Recruits virtually never make a choice based on one game. Overall, we're selling continued OL improvement even if yesterday the ground game misfired.

Yeah, I have been reading the football board and it's become hard to tell the difference. But man UGAs O line is light years a head of us but they are stacked at running back and we aren't so cain would be a day 1 starter for us and hopefully we can sell him on that.

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16 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Play nickel and actually rush Murray instead of trying to contain him. We got to him a few times when we actually attempted a pass rush.

 

16 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Dime has looked like shit all year and for some reason Orlando kept wanting to come back to it in this game. Wish we would have played Ossai some as well.

Admittedly I was fairly inebriated yesterday. When did we play dime? All I saw was nickle and kept wishing we'd run dime to put more speed on the edge while still having someone athletic enough to spy Murray. 

The ol' day one starter routine. The ol' we lost so they won't come here routine. 

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1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

The ol' day one starter routine. The ol' we lost so they won't come here routine. 

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I don’t think it would have anything to do with losing.

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

 

Admittedly I was fairly inebriated yesterday. When did we play dime? All I saw was nickle and kept wishing we'd run dime to put more speed on the edge while still having someone athletic enough to spy Murray. 

We ran nickel most of the time. But we were in dime during that one drive at the end of the half when blOU went 80 yards in 41 seconds with no timeouts.

11 minutes ago, satyanash said:

We ran nickel most of the time. But we were in dime during that one drive at the end of the half when blOU went 80 yards in 41 seconds with no timeouts.

So basically it didn't make a shit... nice. 

Oh damn. Rams reached out to KK. It’d be for a offensive assistant/consulted role. 

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