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Kamala:  I've seen people sent to prison for far less.   Hell, I've sent them there for far less.   For like skipping school and shit. 

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  • Hugo Stiglitz
    Hugo Stiglitz

    Just wait until Buttigieg starts speaking High Valyrian tomorrow.

  • McCroskey
    McCroskey

    Liz is a cunt.   Just let her campaign die.

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    It's not even a matter of dying in the street.  People who have communicable diseases that go untreated run around and infect other people.  It's not an immigration issue; it's a public-health issue. 

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Julian’s hair part is on point. 

He must've gotten the black lady that takes her time at Great Clips instead of the Mexican chick that's done in 3 minutes.

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Joe's getting mauled and the Dems aren't even getting nasty by bringing up Hunter

did julian take being a human lessons or something?  he has always seemed like an automaton but has obviously improved

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Just now, Celery Man said:

did julian take being a human lessons or something?  he has always seemed like an automaton but has obviously improved

Human Protocol Beta 0.017 Patch Notes

- 13% improved facial movements
- implemented eye tracking to external noise source
- added 20% to arm range of motion
- still unable to develop genuine feelings that are believable (in progress)

Just now, bad_teammate said:

Joe's getting mauled and the Dems aren't even getting nasty by bringing up Hunter

Now Imagine if the fbi pulled fisa surveillance on hunter with two hops bolstered by political  opposition research based on his dealing with China. Would be serious business. 

It looks like DeBlasio's hand is controlled by a puppeteer. 

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I hate when people pronounce divisive like Bennett does. 

Observations: I'm fine moving Biden and Harris and the dudes on the ends out of the running.  Harris was really off-putting I thought.

I'm intrigued by the sweat on Tulsi's bosom.  She's not ready for prime time.

I'm thinking Castro and Booker look okay.  Wish Inslee had a bit more oomph. 

K. Gillibrand - I admire her sand but she's think she's feisty, but I think she couldn't get back a lot of our sexism.

I'm looking forward to never seeing several of these people again.

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Just now, tantric superman said:

I'm intrigued by the sweat on Tulsi's bosom.

I have a roll of paper towels and a desire to help my fellow man.

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Jay Inslee is a nice man and I want him to read books about endangered species to my grandchildren at a public library

Focus group of Michigan voters

 

I would vote for tulsi and I have never voted for a democrat and only one republican in a single instance of ooor judgement. 

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I was terrified, but aroused

 

then Julian's speech routines were activated by a backstage drone pilot

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Yang has been so much better than the first time... holy shit

Yang:  And by placing tiny classified ads in newspapers across the country... 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Focus group of Michigan voters

 

Booker is the best speaker in the group tonight. It showed.

Booker and Castro winning. 

Biden losing 

I'm looking forward to never seeing several of these people again.
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Wait,1k a month for all adults? Hmmm... my daughter just turned 16 (no pics assholes) so by the time yang is elected and this money starts coming, she'll be an adult. And I know she'll still be living at home so I'll be getting 2k a month. 

Booker - I’ve got nothing but trump is evil 

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Yang:  And by placing tiny classified ads in newspapers across the country... 

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Just now, EuroHorn said:

Booker - I’ve got nothing but trump is evil 

He's not wrong and that's reason enough. 

1 minute ago, Mojo Hand said:

Yang:  And by placing tiny classified ads in newspapers across the country... 

I actually paid 50 bucks for that scam. I think I was 13.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Buttigieg/Yang 2020?  

 

I’d vote for this Bc D because it would be embarrassingly destroyed. 

Kamala:  I've taken on moms whose kids skipped school. 

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