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"all the things." When did that become a thing? It kind of snuck up on me.
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Looking at it again, I'll have to wait and see a more granular map. I'm in that area north of 1431 and East of 734 (Parmer/Ronald Reagan). I'm in the Georgetown ETJ, and it's going to depend on what road forms that eastern boundary. I might still be in 31 by a matter of feet.
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Texas Football 2025 Fall Camp - Kicking the Sonofabitch In
SydneyCarton replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
Woof. Imagine getting burned this badly by fucking Helobious. That's like losing a fist fight with Stephen Hawking. After he died. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Hookem10 replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Proctor must have pics of media members to be rated so high all the time. Lmao at aggy oline. These lists are always stupid but necessary in the offseason. Who’s blocking for the gooner savior and sec favorite mateer. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Pato del Muerto replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Fudge Nuggets replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
The judges would also accept ‘drug addict’. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
TexasBeta replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Sucks to be them... nice try farmers... -
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Foosters replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
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Epstein files update (there are no Epstein files)
Willfully Horn replied to Gil Bang's topic in Cloak Room
Woman says that at the age of 13, while they were watching an orgy at Epstein’s turnip asked her for a handjob, but insisted she wear a glove. -
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I don't really care as long as he's playing. Playing for a trash team might actually be good for him since he'll be needing to block a lot of shots.
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This ends up with Altuve at 1B, doesn't it
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Cedar Park/Leander won't even be an afterthought for dear ol' Pete.
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Learned online phrases inserted to try to give your thought heft, but end up just being repeated endlessly, ironically homogenizing everything through attempts at uniqueness. currently: not on my bingo card. at all. honest opinion. if you know you know. chef's kiss. recently downgraded: that's billion with a b.
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Texas Football 2025 Fall Camp - Kicking the Sonofabitch In
Park Gothic replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
I didn't know you were capable of being pithy. -
Yes, @Incredulity, it's just like the NFL. I bet you're a face painter.
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No shit - I was like the Ohio st qb will be his first start ever. Lmao
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I guess if there's a bright side for me, I'll no longer be represented by the corpse of John Carter. Let me see who represents TX17....Ah, shit.
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The comments below that shameful airplane joke are just about uniformly horrified. This one was good:
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
William Bludworth replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
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