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Texas Football 2025 Fall Camp - Kicking the Sonofabitch In
Eskimohorn replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
As in the Erect Deities who Gonna Eradicate -
Football! 🏈 let’s go. We made it to the pre-season! I don’t care if it’s pre-season. Fuck it. It’s football damn it!
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Anne Rogers is here for you, thunder.
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I fucking hate that fucking arsonist so this is just the cherry on top of a wonderful fucking day. Fellas we just replaced 4 fucking piece of shit ass players that we've been playing every day for the last fucking month with Jeremy Fucking Pena, Carlos Fucking Correa, Urias and Jesus. Those guys are alright. Who they are playing for instead are awful. Your best 9 in the playoffs: Diaz, Walker, Urias, Pena, Correa, Alvarez, Jesus, Cam, Altuve-DH. Bench- Dubon, Caratini, Matthews, Melton. That team FUCKS. The best news is- other than Alvarez all those fuckers are here. So, Melton, Matthews or Caratini in his spot (If Caratini then Altuve to LF and Caratini to DH, if anyone else they play LF) and that team is fucking tits defensively (other than LF) and not a bad hitter offensively. Whooooooooooooooo! Also- everyone other than Caratini is back for at least next year. Everyone other than Dubon is back for 2027. This is awesome!
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So rewind to Nov 2, 2021: 78D35CC7-EA8D-4B91-A7DC-E29CBC98BAB82021-11-02_22-28-23_000.mov I wish I could go back to the moment immediately after that video and tell myself you’ll lose Correa…but only for 3.5 years. In the meantime, Astros will win a WS and make it back to another LCS while his replacement wins a WS MVP and turns in to an All Star. Oh and by the way, you’ll resign Altuve through 2029. When Correa returns in mid 2025, you’ll have Altuve locked up through 2029 owing him $103M over that stretch and Correa through 2028 for $71M.
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Come on guys. He’s paying for the ballroom with his own money. bullshit
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His wife’s feet would’ve made 10x his career earnings on Only Fans if she wasn’t giving them away from free.
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https://www.kcentv.com/article/sports/college/baylor/baylors-dave-aranda-apologizes-following-remarks-derogatory-term/500-4620256b-0237-4ce1-85a5-3c22990cacc4
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I just got scammed on Reverb. I have the olds.
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I dunno, shox. I love me some Freddie, and he’s been great when we needed him. Maybe Salvy is staying another year, and well, FermDog ain’t getting any younger, and wouldn’t have many years left if Salvy sticks around much longer. Still sucks. He’s bled a lot for us, and has been primed to take over for Salvy for a while. We needed the arms, but damn that one sucks.
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This is Mr Morgan’s wife. I have never noticed this before. That has to be a woman in blackface, right? They scrubbed her name off the IMDb page.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
shadow_operative2.0 replied to ztejas's topic in Baseball
Calf soreness for big Josh. Come on back, Cody Freeman. -
Texas Football 2025 Fall Camp - Kicking the Sonofabitch In
Sgt Hulk replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
Jordan Shipley 3.0 -
Gatorubet is a male model?
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Firemans4Horn replied to ztejas's topic in Baseball
Correa was owed $104mn and has a .705 OPS. MN is paying 1/3 of the remainder. Salary dump for the most part. - Yesterday
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Red Five replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Rodney Dangerfield accused my dad of playing with his balls during a show. -
Always thought that dude was a baller
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Carl Spackler replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Rules, goddammit. -
Seriously renaming the Kennedy center opera house after Melania Trump is fucking maddening. God dammit.
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