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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Brisketexan replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
When a society completely collapses....all threads become gun threads. -
I’m pretty sure every Astros couple is fat as fuck.
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Brown, somewhat like Framber at times, often seems to lose focus quickly once there's a baserunner. I don't know if it's a windup vs. stretch thing or what.
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But who are we kidding? The real terms will actually be much worse.
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Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
billfromlaketravis replied to Patricio Swayze's topic in Daily Texan
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
WhatTheBuck replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
Anything relating to shitty things Republicans do is eventually going to turn into a gun thread. -
Republicans are disingenuous pieces of shit
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
RomaVicta replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
You fucking idiot... ...you still don't get how it works. Love the ridicule. You fucking idiot... ...you don't care about them either, regardless of what you call yourself. It's why you voted for Trump. You fucking idiots... ...you're fucking idiots. -
I’m not loving this Melton/Smith platoon bullshit. Melton most likely sucks and Cam is the future of the franchise. Let the kid play and fight through the rookie wall. He showed promising signs of doing just rhat in New York. Caratini has cooled off so much that he has no business playing everyday. I have no idea why he has vice grip on the 5 hole. Sanchez should be playing everyday.
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This chart is real: Dudes ain't getting laid. And it's largely because many of them aren't bangable. No, Melvin, the reason you aren't banging supermodels every day isn't because there are a billion Stacies out there, but a few Chads took em all. It's because you're a 6, with no social skills, no job/a shit job, and no ambition. You are "not a catch." And even if you were, expecting to bag a 10 is stupid and unrealistic. Aim for someone realistically within your range, shower, learn to carry on a conversation. And put down the fucking video game controller occasionally. Another thing that's also obvious: if you're a guy with any game, ambition, etc.....things have never been easier for you. Lots of women, and a lot fewer quality men for them to get with. The odds are in your favor.
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Oh look, I was right
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Archie ate a pan of brownies recently and both big dogs got a dose of Hydrogen Peroxide soon after, after which, we had to follow them around to keep them from reingesting the chocolate, foamy puke. He also ate a crap ton of craisins once, but apparently, those are not harmful. He's always the rascal you have to watch out for, which lets me know these ribs were as good as I'd proclaimed them to be.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Scholz replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
You seem like a real asshole. A lot of people are saying. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Gene Parmesan replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Newsflash but 30k+ 20 year olds are going to have fun even if you put them in a shitty town -
School bus rollover in Leander -- 42 kids on board
Walser replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Daily Texan
Go banana! -
For those other 50% of young men, weary, overworked, and oversexed, I, an elder millennial, shall cast aside the shackles of monogamy and step once more into the bush. The rules have changed, and the swipey apps hold a wealth of opportunities—yet remain fraught with the perils of siren calls. Still, if half the young men refuse to fill the void, then I shall, in noble service to Gen Z, vow to fill many of those voids. I say, fuck it! And fuck it I will. Lest the script of Tadalafil run dry, I shall get my dick wet.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
sith_horn replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
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You keep walking batters and you're gonna get burned
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Keep the faith in your caregivers. They will find a way.
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The worry if they don't become lodged is, because they are soft and brittle, that they cause a perforation, which would require immediate surgery. Both of these dogs are a bit over 50 lbs, although Archie looks much bigger, but he's really just a lanky floof and looses most head to head take-downs with his six-year-old sister. Anyway, they're both going to be happy to get off the bland diet tomorrow morning.
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School bus rollover in Leander -- 42 kids on board
ChickenSandwich replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Daily Texan
jokes aside thank goodness no one was killed -
Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
jimmyjazz replied to Patricio Swayze's topic in Daily Texan
My hysterical wife made me take our chihuahua to the vet for eating a grape. I'm pretty sure I didn't need to spend that $450, and honestly, it would have been a fair tradeoff if I hadn't. -
2021 - Is inflation finally back in the conversation?
Captainant replied to Reagan1k's topic in Business and Markets
Turns out the new BLS guy was literally on the Capitol Steps on Jan6, I'm sure he's a real straight shooter
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