Jump to content
Machinator

Texas Recruiting Notes 2023

Recommended Posts

Went and watched Owens tonight. Dude is going to be good. Smooth runner and made some nice cuts up field and finished the run strong.  Broke one for about 50 where he shrugged off a tackle and ran away from everyone but got called back. Wharton’s new stadium is seriously lacking in parking spots. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Texas Recruiting 2023: Herma-herma-herma...herma-hermeleonnnn

Texas Recruiting 2023: Hermpire Strikes Back

Texas Recruiting 2023: Rocking You Like a Hermacane

Texas Recruiting 2023: The Mighty Hermaphrodite

I don't know, we've got a lot of time. Lot to work with here. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Texas Recruiting 2023: Hermk'em

Texas Recruiting 2023: Hermensa

Texas Recruiting 2023: Herm, It Was a Good Day

Texas Recruiting 2023: The Next Hermisode

Texas Recruiting 2023: Hermnotize

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
21 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Texas Recruiting 2023: Herma-herma-herma...herma-hermeleonnnn   And a hearty Go Fuck Yourself for that one. 

Texas Recruiting 2023: Hermpire Strikes Back

Texas Recruiting 2023: Rocking You Like a Hermacane

Texas Recruiting 2023: The Mighty Hermaphrodite

I don't know, we've got a lot of time. Lot to work with here. 

Yeah, I agree, there's no rush. Except the rush to dismiss anything Boy George adjacent. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 9/20/2019 at 3:34 PM, Machinator said:

 

5'11 is pretty tall for a freshman. That's what I am now and I was 5'6 or 5'7 when I was that age.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'm going to vote against hermaphrodite...

In biology, a hermaphrodite is an organism that has complete or partial reproductive organs and produces gametes normally associated with both male and female sexes. Many taxonomic groups of animals do not have separate sexes.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
6 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Many taxonomic groups of animals do not have separate sexes.

OU trannies come to mind. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
15 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

One of the future Aggy threads should be named "Fatties seeking Natties"

This is pretty fucking great.

16 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah, I agree, there's no rush. Except the rush to dismiss anything Boy George adjacent. 

How could you take any of those seriously? I thought I was clearly being absurd.

33 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Texas Recruiting 2023: Oh, The Hermanity

I still think this one is solid.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
22 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah, I agree, there's no rush. Except the rush to dismiss anything Boy George adjacent. 

Last Christmas is the best modern Christmas carol and he's a legend for that alone.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Last Christmas is the best modern Christmas carol and he's a legend for that alone.

Well done. I actually like the Carrie Underwood version better though.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
16 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Last Christmas is the best modern Christmas carol and he's a legend for that alone.

That was a different British gay man, texikatifd.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
53 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah, I agree, there's no rush. Except the rush to dismiss anything Boy George adjacent. 

Do You Really Want to Herm Me?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
37 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Last Christmas is the best modern Christmas carol and he's a legend for that alone.

george michael is not boy george. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, futureman said:

george michael is not boy george. 

 

Just now, futureman said:

also, last christmas is an abomination. 

You really are an insipid dipshit. You are like the HR manager of this site. Humorless, overly opinionated, tone deaf, unintelligent, and always getting in the fucking way. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Just now, closetojumping said:

 

You really are an insipid dipshit. You are like the HR manager of this site. Humorless, overly opinionated, tone deaf, unintelligent, and always getting in the fucking way. 

lulz.  blow me you slow fuck.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, futureman said:

lulz.  blow me you slow fuck.

Exactly what my HR manager says to me weekly.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, futureman said:

lulz.  blow me you slow fuck.

Yeah, I don't know if you're actually hitbyatrain from Shaggy or not, but you certainly match up with him in every incompetent way as a poster. If you got hit by a train or went to prison, or if they just stopped letting you use your computer in the lower levels of HR purgatory at your office, we would be better off as a board and you'd be forgotten within an hour of not threadshitting across the site. Same for that other dipshit on the prior site. It's uncanny, really.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Yeah, I don't know if you're actually hitbyatrain from Shaggy or not, but you certainly match up with him in every incompetent way as a poster. If you got hit by a train or went to prison, or if they just stopped letting you use your computer in the lower levels of HR purgatory at your office, we would be better off as a board and you'd be forgotten within an hour of not threadshitting across the site. Same for that other dipshit on the prior site. It's uncanny, really.

is that it?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
5 minutes ago, futureman said:

is that it?

Let's see, I've compared you to the worst kind of employee, compared you to one of the worst posters ever, and said the board would be better off if a bus ran you over. I feel like that's a pretty good start. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Just now, closetojumping said:

Let's see, I've compared you to the worst kind of employee, compared you to one of the worst posters ever, and said the board would be better off if a bus ran you over. I feel like that's a pretty good start. 

if I gave you a 10 yard headstart I’d still beat you to the endzone you fat worthless dipshit. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

The fact that there are some posters who dont have futureman muted is mind boggling. 

Correct.

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
8 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

The fact that there are some posters who dont have futureman muted is mind boggling. 

Fair. I don’t know why he wasn’t on ignore before. I asked myself that after his last weak response and realized, yeah, it was ignore time. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Fair. I don’t know why he wasn’t on ignore before. I asked myself that after his last weak response and realized, yeah, it was ignore time. 

I don’t have anybody on ignore. I like taking in all the dumbassness of the board. 
 

much like South Austin’s mom likes taking in all the............. well you get the idea 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

All of this board poster add up to the bouquet of a clear mountain meadow...
Clean air, grey stone, fresh grass, wild flowers and also in it equal and naturally proportional amount, bear shit. 
 

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Fair. I don’t know why he wasn’t on ignore before. I asked myself that after his last weak response and realized, yeah, it was ignore time. 

pussy.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
14 hours ago, closetojumping said:

You are like the HR manager of this site. Humorless, overly opinionated, tone deaf, unintelligent, and always getting in the fucking way. 

And terrible at preventing the company from getting sued.

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


mpu


Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Recruiting ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Help ... For Sale ... Politics ... Board Discussion
×
×
  • Create New...