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Too funny 😂😂😂 

"He's being chased to the 30, he breaks [...] from the security guard, the 20, down the middle of the 10, the five, he slides on the one and they converge on him at the goal line. Pull up your pants, take off the bra and be a man."

 

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On 2/5/2021 at 3:39 PM, Machinator said:

 

 

If any of you clowns want to go and accost a $9.95er while they’re on vacation, I’m pretty sure I know where this guy is. Specifically, he’s almost certainly within walking distance of an Appleby’s. Find the 5-6 in the greater Killeen area and just go into each every couple of hours until you spot the guy pounding every appetizer on the menu while wearing pleated blue jeans, a members only jacket and all grey new balance tennis shoes. 

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4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

If any of you clowns want to go and accost a $9.95er while they’re on vacation, I’m pretty sure I know where this guy is. Specifically, he’s almost certainly within walking distance of an Appleby’s. Find the 5-6 in the greater Killeen area and just go into each every couple of hours until you spot the guy pounding every appetizer on the menu while wearing pleated blue jeans, a members only jacket and all grey new balance tennis shoes. 

Alas, it would appear he's in Colorado

 

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On 2/17/2021 at 12:51 PM, texifornia said:

This CB Day is so dumb. 247's CB tracker is full of near-meaningless strength 2, 3, 4 clutter.

It's great fucking marketing. It's dumb to you as an informed recruitnik, but that doesn't dim its actual purpose. It's no-brainer shit and they should all do it. 

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I'm not going to paste it but Burton's Monday column might be one of the worst I've ever seen. Just complete mental vomit without a point.

"Texas basketball was hard to watch this weekend."
"Texas was cold last week, even CDC didn't have power at his home"
"Can't wait to turn the page on last week!"

Just worthless. 

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6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm not going to paste it but Burton's Monday column might be one of the worst I've ever seen. Just complete mental vomit without a point.

"Texas basketball was hard to watch this weekend."
"Texas was cold last week, even CDC didn't have power at his home"
"Can't wait to turn the page on last week!"

Just worthless. 

doesn't he live in TN?  Great sources for sure

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yeah Ketch def caught feelings over Gerry RTing his Forecast pick that the Texas Crystal ball account put out there.  He went into a long rant about how he doesn't care and he just looked at his profile, yada yada yada.  

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37 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

yeah Ketch def caught feelings over Gerry RTing his Forecast pick that the Texas Crystal ball account put out there.  He went into a long rant about how he doesn't care and he just looked at his profile, yada yada yada.  

The rant was embarrassing.

He was also unintentionally revealing about his "process" for CBs as he was grousing and grumbling. He essentially said he was feeling frisky all of a sudden and randomly felt like putting in some forecasts, so he just guessed Texas based on some circumstantial evidence like, e.g., 'Llewellyn's dad went to Texas and he wanted to visit during a snowstorm.' Confidence 6! 

These people.

 

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6 minutes ago, Askew said:

The rant was embarrassing.

He was also unintentionally revealing about his "process" for CBs as he was grousing and grumbling. He essentially said he was feeling frisky all of a sudden and randomly felt like putting in some forecasts, so he just guessed Texas based on some circumstantial evidence like, e.g., 'Llewellyn's dad went to Texas and he wanted to visit during a snowstorm.' Confidence 6! 

These people.

 

Lol his dad "went to Texas" but by the end of his college career was a TCU grad and currently has season tickets at Amon Carter. Nice work, Ketch.

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4 minutes ago, Askew said:

The rant was embarrassing.

He was also unintentionally revealing about his "process" for CBs as he was grousing and grumbling. He essentially said he was feeling frisky all of a sudden and randomly felt like putting in some forecasts, so he just guessed Texas based on some circumstantial evidence like, e.g., 'Llewellyn's dad went to Texas and he wanted to visit during a snowstorm.' Confidence 6! 

These people.

 

 

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Lol his dad "went to Texas" but by the end of his college career was a TCU grad. Nice work, Ketch.

Then he follows all that up with.. something about the 147th ranked player not being a big deal.. recruiting services have fooled you..  90% bust rate or some shit.. like dude, you know how you get paid right?

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1 hour ago, Thiefery said:

yeah Ketch def caught feelings over Gerry RTing his Forecast pick that the Texas Crystal ball account put out there.  He went into a long rant about how he doesn't care and he just looked at his profile, yada yada yada.  

 

57 minutes ago, Askew said:

The rant was embarrassing.

He was also unintentionally revealing about his "process" for CBs as he was grousing and grumbling. He essentially said he was feeling frisky all of a sudden and randomly felt like putting in some forecasts, so he just guessed Texas based on some circumstantial evidence like, e.g., 'Llewellyn's dad went to Texas and he wanted to visit during a snowstorm.' Confidence 6! 

These people.

 

The true embarrassment here, in my ever so humble opinion, is that two people on this board, much less this fucking page, listen to Ketch's podcast and then, as if that weren't bad enough, admit to it here for everyone to see. For fuck's sake you two dingleberries, channel your inner Dave Coulier and cut it out. 

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