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  1. You know what happens when you get soap in your dickhole in the shower? Peter burns
    17 points
  2. Have we tried offering the recruits HEB buddy bucks? My kids love them and they’re completely untraceable.
    15 points
  3. Fuck Alabama and those inbred fucksticks
    12 points
  4. A 20-year-old in Alabama in 1969 didn't need a tv to see that.
    11 points
  5. I was ready to count ATM out, but then I read that last sentence and it turns out I can't do that.
    11 points
  6. No you fucking idiot. You have to think creatively to solve this problem. Like creating an underground network of tier 1 operators funded by Exxon and led by Admiral McRaven who assassinate bagmen (making it look like an accident, obviously) across the country until word gets out in the bagman community that Texas recruits are off limits. Simple minded fools like you just don't understand how to address problems like recruits being paid money.
    11 points
  7. this is the only website I visit so my impression of the world is that most people are really smart
    10 points
  8. I'm sure all the Toby Keith starter kits will be up in arms about this seeing as how it's all 'Merica all the time with them. Wait, nevermind. Troops are the wrong color. What a fucking demented and depraved world we live in. These folks are willing to put their life on the line for a country they want to call home only to run into this gutless, bone spur faking coward who never spent one minute of his entire worthless life being anything other than self-serving who now wants to make it even harder for them to attain citizenship. If you are willing to put your life on the line for the red, white and blue it should be auto-gotdamned citizenship. No ifs and or buts about it.
    9 points
  9. In a related story, Mexico just announced that any Mexicans in the US who are in trouble and need consular assistance can go to.....well, any fucking restaurant they want to, as the back of the house is run by Mexicans.
    9 points
  10. Why go back to Duke? He should go get paid a shitload of money in Europe for a year if he doesn't want to play in New Orleans. Also, you need to learn a few things. This post wasn't that bad, but still. 1. Ellipses have three dots. Three. Exactly three. You look like a teenage girl when you use them like this...... because it's annoying. 2. One question mark is sufficient. One. Exactly one. You look like a teenage girl when you use more than that. It's annoying. 3. The Bobs should take away your bold button until you get over it. Half your posts are half bold. For fuck's sake. Carry on.
    8 points
  11. Looks like they filmed this in College Station.
    8 points
  12. You attacked me and questioned my judgement for saying Sam was the better QB. So obviously we're talking about a COMPARISON here. Sam is statistically better AND has better intangibles. That does not mean Burrow is lacking in intangibles. It means Sam has more of them. I can analyze football and diagram a sentence. Should I question if you actually ever went to college?
    7 points
  13. Seems like all that there water dunlapped over the dam.
    7 points
  14. First you can’t tell them apart, now you can’t even tell if they have hands? I’ve gotta say Katfid, I’m worried for you.
    6 points
  15. the academic side of texas will not allow the athletics side to sully the reputation of UT by getting caught in a paying for recruits scandal. there's a reason texas never joined and never will join the SEC.
    6 points
  16. Your mom lightened my load and finished me properly
    6 points
  17. Don't call people out for doing shitty things because it might cause them to do even shittier things. Republican logic.
    6 points
  18. From that article: The GOP will claim anything they want as a disqualifier and 40% of the country will wave away Trump's indiscretions and eat it up. It's like this guy hasn't been paying one damn bit of attention.
    6 points
  19. I work in an office with all women (for another couple months at least). Sometimes I get the question, "What's it like being the only guy?" Today I come back from lunch to a cupcake tray that a client has gifted us:
    6 points
  20. I'm actually fine with rolling the dice and hoping there's a construction truck that always leaves a lot of room between the car in front so you can maybe get over at the last minute. But if you roll the dice and no one lets you in, you ought to keep going the wrong way, exit and u-turn around. You don't fucking stop and block traffic going the other way.
    6 points
  21. No kid should get raped. And no kid who's been raped by her own father should be forced to give birth to her daughter/sister. The GOP idiots who are defending this are really outdoing themselves. It's as if they're trying to set some world record for being fucking awful, subhuman, grotesque pieces of shit.
    5 points
  22. Hell will never freeze over so long as Satya is down there furiously rubbing his pussy. The friction will keep hell plenty warm.
    5 points
  23. In Brazen Act Of Aggression, Iran Deploys Its Country Right Next To Our Aircraft Carrier https://babylonbee.com/news/in-act-of-aggression-iran-puts-its-country-right-next-to-our-aircraft-carriers
    5 points
  24. New Northgate Bar Bursts Onto Scene and Puts the Cock in Craft Cocktails By Benjamin Dover benjamin.dover@theeagle.com May 15, 2019 Howdy, Aggies! Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock lately, surely you’ve heard about “Mason’s Jar” – College Station’s white-hot new venue that has injected some real stuff into Northgate’s otherwise flaccid food and drink scene.
    5 points
  25. cupcakes and doughnuts are single serving pastries. the women at work are constantly cutting them into bits. every single one of them is overweight, some of them grossly so. why make a show of eating a quarter of a cupcake when you're just going to home and eat two little caesar's large pizzas by yourself?
    5 points
  26. Kyrie is right. This is yet another SECSECSEC team that Texas has no prayer of beating. DOOMED.
    5 points
  27. You mean the same people that actually ignore the Bible while touting the US is a Christian nation that favors guns, splits families and jails children? If you can't find the connection between god and whatever they tout then you're sane. The same group uses render to Cesar what is Cesar's and then Cesar calls for Christ to be crucified which Jesus peacefully obliges because as he instructs, the reward for afflictions/tests in this life are salvation and the Kingdom of Heaven (also of note, Matthew: if someone strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other also. And if someone takes your cloak, do not withhold your tunic as well. 30 Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what is yours, do not demand it back. 31 Do to others as you would have them do to you). But at no point do any of the disciples take up arms or build walls because, well, still other teachings like love thy neighbor and the meek shall inherit the earth. But scripture doesn't matter with this brand of lunatics because they don't read and only selectively listen. Christianity is a hollow word that is to be filled with their beliefs for the day. The Present day Republican party is the party of pussy groping bullshitters. Remember when flip floppers and communist gangster money/influence and special interest was also considered bad? Their core constituency floats with absolutely no beliefs so they can adopt and refute anything with impunity while waiving the flag. And nothing will rally a nation like a war against Iran, while also simultaneously fighting the gays, mixed religions and latinos in America too.
    5 points
  28. Seriously? This is what you want to hang your hat on? I played in HS. That was a while ago to put it mildly since it means so much to you. Maybe you should dispute my analysis on its merits rather than trying to attack the messenger. The ad homimen combined with the "intangibles" line strongly indicate that your argument is crap. Against the common opponent, Sam was nails on critical downs. Texas converted 9 of 19 3rd downs and 2 of 2 on 4th downs. LSU was 6 of 19 and 4 of 4 so Texas was mach more efficient. Sam's combined stat line was 5 of 7 for 53 yds passing with 4 conversions on those downs. Burrow was 4 of 8 for 24 yards and also had 2 drive killing sacks to go with 4 conversions. It should be obvious from those stats that Burrow had more 3rd and short opportunities but still needed 10 tries to get the same number of conversions as Sam did in 7. But in Burrow's defense, he was much more likely to choke in critical situations.
    5 points
  29. While I may agree with your post and SD council, I mainly came here to say I hate your bullshit click bait style title. All the similar titles on every newsfeed is a sign of the apocalypse, imho
    5 points
  30. So removing the fetus from the woman makes it no longer a baby. So what's the problem?! Also, a fetus is a baby as much as a seed is a tree. Also, if y'all gave a shit about the sanctity of human life, you wouldn't be pro-death penalty. And if you gave a shit about kids, you would insist on programs to help poor kids and improve public schools. But y'all cut that stuff every chance you get. Buncha damned hypocrites.
    4 points
  31. Someone asked one of the bill authors why they didn’t include a punishment for the destruction of embryos in labs if this is about saving all “babies”. He said since it’s not in a woman it doesn’t count. Because for these dickknockers it isn’t about the babies. It’s about the women and punishment. I’m thinking about getting a shirt made. Seriously, if men got pregnant, abortions would be available at doc in the boxes. And while Alabama lawmakers are uniquely hideous, don’t be throwing any stones from Texas. Y’all have some pretty restrictive abortion laws and I wouldn’t be surprised to see some of your neanderthals jump into this current attack with a bill of their own.
    4 points
  32. I think this shows an interesting example of how people differ so much in perception of events. You say Rosenstein was “involved in multiple efforts to obstruct justice”. With the firing of Comey are you referring to his memo recommending it? It only references Comey’s behavior wrapping up the Clinton investigation which was universally panned as inappropriate, unprecedented, and frankly not his job. As far as the “Barr spin job”, do you mean consulting with him on his summary letter? It hasn’t been universally derided as false or incomplete. You just didn’t agree with it. And the almost completely unredacted report was released shortly thereafter. You see things as obstructing justice that others see as just doing his job. It was a tough job and everyone has had issues with certain aspects of his decision making throughout. It doesn’t make him a nefarious co conspirator or something. People like you see or hear ghosts everywhere. Sometimes it’s just trees blowing in the wind and rubbing against the window.
    4 points
  33. YOU FUCKED YOUR AUNT?!?!? That's not cool, man.
    4 points
  34. I keep getting ads for the cup lid things.
    4 points
  35. We're supposed to be pissed... at Danaerys. Instead we're pissed at the writers (a distinction Derka made well a couple of episodes ago). I don't actually feel much emotionally about Dany's descent into madness. Just like I don't have much emotional feeling about Cersei's death. That's a sure sign of botched writing. That said, I'm using "upset" and "pissed" very loosely. I had a fun time watching the episode. I've also had a fun time watching some Michael Bay movies, like Armageddon. It's just disappointing that the show isn't rewarding in the same way it used to be, and when the reasons why are so obvious and easily fixable.
    4 points
  36. Unless they aren't motivated, then maybe Texas has a chance
    4 points
  37. hugo lipschitz should probably stick to the CR forum
    4 points
  38. But what about the 2nd half?
    4 points
  39. Let me get this straight. Poster A (Brisket) claims he’s read studies where 1st/2nd gen immigrant thrive (provides no source). Poster B (me) claims he has read opposite and would like to fact check the progeny specifically (no source). Poster B is racist and full of shit? Christ almighty recent politics have some of you out of your fucking heads.
    4 points
  40. it’s still town lake. if someone calls it ladybird it just lets you know they showed up yesterday.
    4 points
  41. Actually, studies show that immigrants and their progeny end up doing better off than Dotard's dream voter -- white, "poorly educated," etc. Tell you what. Give me the next 100 Central Americans to cross the border. I'll give you 100 "poorly educated" MAGA voters. In a generation, which group (and their progeny) will be doing better?
    4 points
  42. I hope Dany puts Tyrion on trial like she did Varys, but when she asks if he has any last words he requests a Trial By Combat, and selects Drogon as his champion. Dragons can't talk, so it can't decline, and nobody wants to fight a dragon, so he beats the system and strolls off back home to Casterly Rock. Fade out... The End.
    4 points
  43. I'm sorry, but while this is egregious for any college football coach, it is especially so for Mr. Fucking February who made his bones on the recruiting trail. It's the one thing that he actually did at a level higher than almost all of his peers, and he just decided to mail it in at the end. The hubris on this guy. It's no wonder our talent level went into the shitter. That lazy fuck drove this program into the ground because of 'all that winning he did' and then he got a $9.95 subscription and decided watching hudl videos was enough to keep this program at a championship level. As soon as he got high speed internet in his casita, we were done. In the meantime, Saban is crawling up every blue chipper in the country's ass with a microscope to figure out what makes them tick and we whiffed on a gaggle of Heisman trophy and first round draft choice quarterbacks in our backyard. Disgusting.
    4 points
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