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Showing content with the highest reputation on 08/31/24 in all areas

  1. MAGA's real agenda is White Christian Nationalism. As long as Trump is largely on that train they will ignore any other nonsensical thing that clown does. Better yet they will defend it. That is why they are yelling you will not replace us, and holding up mass deportation signs at rallies. Trump has crashed the economy. Driven a wedge into families. Ended a wildly popular 50 year old piece of legislation. Fumbled the only crisis he had under his administration. Said there were very fine people on both sides. Insulted all women. Insulted black people. Insulted AND disrespected military MULTIPLE TIMES. Mocked a disabled reporter. Muslim ban. Killed Net Neutrality. Raped someone. Paid a pornstar to cover up his infidelity. Said grab em by the pussy. Said he can go in and look at pageant participants naked, sometimes under age. Put his kids in the West Wing. Tried to withhold aide to Ukraine unless they dug up dirt on Hunter Biden. Got convicted of 34 felonies. Separated families at the border. Showed classified info. Stacked the Supreme court. Praised Putin, and conducted 5 private meetings with him. Wrote love letters to Kim Jong Un. Tried to get rid of the popular ACA. Cut taxes for the wealthy. Started trade wars with China. Pulled the US out of the Iran Deal and Paris Accords. Said he was pulling out of NATO. Said he won't defend anyone that is delinquent financially. Tried to get Georgia to produce votes. Tried to steal an election. TRIED TO OVERTHROW THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT. If that doesn't stop you from pulling the lever for someone. Nothing will. Not spaced on purpose btw.
  2. Not to cloak room this thread but this was just posted about Cruz after this latest curse. It's relevant. https://x.com/ColinAllredTX/status/1830083242386411532
  3. In 2005 we dominated our first game and then went to Ohio St in the second game of the year and beat them on our way to a national championship. We go out today and dominate and then go to Michigan for our second game of the year. Coincidence? No it's not a fucking coincidence.
  4. Our long national nightmare is over. Ewers is about to announce his presence on the Heisman watch list with authority. The secondary is gonna look like a D-1 secondary again. And Colorado State will be broken by the 3rd quarter. Let's. Fucking. Go. God. Dammit.
  5. It's REALLY hard to play in; that's why A&M loses so much
  6. How long is Kyle Field going to be touted as being so tough to play? Lmao. Appalachian State went there and won. A shitty Notre Dame team won. There's nothing daunting about going there to play. All the dorky crap the fans do all game doesn't intimidate the opposing team like they think.
  7. All picked Aggy. Corso picked Notre Dame dressed as a leprechaun. After he picked Texas to win it all. Corso is great.
  8. If you think about it, this game shows Aggy is a shrewd investor. They're paying Elko far less for this loss than they're paying Jimbo for this loss.
  9. just texted two die hard aggy ex’s offering sympathy dick and i can get some whataburger on the way home. wish me luck boys
  10. Friend is in Collie Station for the game (wife went to Notre Dame, no pics) and sent us this from tailgate setup Friday:
  11. God dammit, it was all teed up. I didn't expect them to take the back in TU's shadow thing so well. They lost their shit last time I trolled them.
  12. Aaaand, the Texags game thread has been deleted.
  13. If Gameday and Ted Cruz would just leave us the fuck alone, we could quietly go 7-5 on ESPNU and the SEC Network like God intended.
  14. Aggy. Winless since Texas joined the SEC.
  15. Damn they're making the conference look bad
  16. Live look at Elko in the locker room prepping for the 2nd half
  17. Happy he's getting another shot with CORN
  18. The annual Ztejas get in the motherfucker thread.
  19. Hell if anything makes Walz even more relatable, having that relative or close friend we’ve lose to the GQP/MAGA crowd.
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