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  1. Our d was awesome Our punter is really good. I don’t think Arch sucks. This team is going 11-1 or 10-2, making the playoffs and we will be a favorite in every game we play. Fight me!
  2. Going for it wasn't the issue. The play calling on 4th was.
  3. Our defense played their asses off. Giving up 14 points and two yards a play despite zero help from the offense is a day’s work.
  4. 16 points
    Matt Patricia fucking sucks and you're a loser for creating this thread.
  5. 15 points
    Ehhh.... He was pretty good, but I don't think they were elite schematically and he didn't recruit any of that secondary. 1 turnover Gave up 336 total yards 170 yards given up rushing with 4.5 YPC Texas was in the RZ 4 times. This wasn't some dominating performance. Texas really did a poor job in the RZ..... again. This is becoming a hallmark of Sark and he needs to solve it quickly. Gotta score TDs in the RZ, even against top 10 teams.
  6. 15 points
  7. Fuck that shit. They ran for 2.3 yards a carry. They got 240 yards total offense. They couldn’t close out the game when they needed to.
  8. 14 points
    @Brisketexan I presume you have knowledge of the location, etc. of YGIFS’ remains? If so, PM me. If Dotard croaks, I would like to do a rail of coke or two off of his headstone. He would want it that way. *. If he was cremated, I think the most apropos honor would be to just snort a couple of lines of his ashes (assuming family approves).
  9. Russia killed 23, including 4 children, in the massive attack on Kyiv two days ago. Angelina was 2.
  10. 14 points
  11. Honestly are we that irate about this game? True road game against an elite defense and only lost by a touchdown and held them to 14? I'd be more pissed if we were in mid-season and Arch is still making the same mistakes and receivers are still dropping balls against lesser and more pedestrian defenses. This is the type of game you just forget about and hope they get better as the season progresses. And somehow the red zone play calling just has to improve.
  12. 13 points
    The variance in journalistic interest in Presidential health between last summer and now is infuriating.
  13. I will say that Sayin had a headset on talking to coaches between drives while Arch was sitting on the bench looking clueless because his OC was managing the rest of the game.
  14. 12 points
    I dare you to spend an hour with a family in Texas that has one trans person in it. Then you’ll know what culture war waged against you really looks like. Until then all your bullshit is just projection. I promise that’s my last comment I’m not letting haters ruin today for me.
  15. Texas! About the time Sark took over I bought 10 acres of property in South Texas. After a lot of FIGHT and work. Today is the first game I get to sit in my living room, in my house that built with my own hands and watch the Longhorns play. Got to keep believing
  16. 12 points
    i hope he's dead but they can just go ahead and keep us in the dark about it until after the end of this college football weekend. i don't need something awesome fucking up the first proper college football weekend of the year.
  17. Texas outgained Ohio State by 130 yards. I don’t think Ryan Day’s gameplan was to get 200 yards of total offense. Congrats to Ohio State for winning but acting like they had some superior gameplan and just whipped Texas is flat not true. Texas made the key mistake or two and Ohio State didn’t. Sark needs to be better in certain situations and he isn’t absolved of blame, but I had a feeling we might be in trouble when Arch skipped the ball to the receiver on the first play of the game when no one was within 10 yards.
  18. Bright spot, we’ve now held the greatest WR prospect of the last decade to 46 yards and 0 TDS over 2 games. PK fux.
  19. The true freshman DB Littleton sure looks like a stud.
  20. Wordle 1,533 3/6* ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. 11 points
    He’ll win at least two more of his club’s championships after he’s dead.
  22. This whole thread makes me want to push people in a lake.
  23. 10 points
    Trump is alive and the Horns laid a fucking egg in Columbus. What a shitty day.
  24. Well, at least I have Dallas Cowboys football to look forward to this year.
  25. Ewers is somewhere thinking “yea see it isn’t that easy fuckers”
  26. 10 points
    What’s amazing is the absolute “Christmas morning” anticipation you get for even the POSSIBILITY of his death. That…is one hated SOB.
  27. MANNING is one of the NYT Spelling Bee words today….shit’s about to real
  28. 10 points
    How drunk are y’all right now
  29. Horns are really going to have to step it up if i'm expected to be distracted from the collapse of american democracy by bread and circuses 😒
  30. Arch is going to get roasted in film study for several of his reads. Worst was the inc to Livingstone when Wingo was a walk in TD on the rub play. Lots of nerves for the kid for his first game. Best news to me was that it looked like we could run both OZ and IZ this year, which was a huge difference from last year.
  31. Swallow your pride and hire a full time OC
  32. Wordle 1,533 4/6* 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1314 3️⃣6️⃣ 8️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  33. Wordle 1,533 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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