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Mrs Hill eighth grade science. When she rolled a condom onto a banana right front of me I nearly jizzed myself. She looked like Meg Ryan but hotter. I remember every day of sex ed with her.
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One more thing on this- Behn isn’t an exceptional candidate. If this is close, or inshallah she wins despite her shortcomings, that will say a lot. But I wouldn’t real too much into a beat along the lines of the natural break. Democrats are playing with house money in this one.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Dahobbs replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
I think this likely right. But I'd like some help from UCF and others to give us some more options. -
I have no idea what you mean by that. You keep mentioning Parra, but she wasn't even part of the lineup for one of the best serving teams Texas ever had. I don't understand what your point of bringing her up is. It's not enough to hit it over the net. You have to put pressure on serve receive. If that comes with some service errors, that's a good trade off. The A&M player you're referring to is Megan Fitch. Whether they were lollipops or not, our players were shanking first contact regularly. My guess is her serves have some movement on them, which is the reason Morrison brought her in in that scenario. And it worked. Tough servers are the difference between a championship team and a team that loses in the Elite Eight. Tough servers not only contribute to winning, they are the KEY difference, along with the ability to receive serve at an elite level. But tough serving is not merely about velocity. And I don't know about being smarter than everyone else, but I'm beginning to suspect I'm smarter than you.
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I wasn't asking if Ukraine could track and punish the companies. I sure as shit wasn't asking if Russia would nark on themselves. I was asking if the outside world, ya know, like NATO could track the freighters going in and butt fuck the companies that were helping Russia with funding efforts via black market oil shipments. A NOPE and why would have been fine. I don't know the world of naval ship tracking and acknowledge as much.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Sir Ulrich replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
If they punish Texas for losing to the #1 team I'd hate to see the punishment for a team losing to a 3-8 team! -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Dahobbs replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
Not getting a ton of other help right now. BYU roaring back. Miami in control. I refuse to root for OSU, so I'd like some other pathway to exist. -
Pitt is fucking awful. Any team they play with a pulse absolutely butt fucks them. Knew we weren’t gonna get any help from them.
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We duh. You just repeated what I said. Of course you have to score, but having MP or any other hard server doesn't mean you score. And her SE's always gave the opponent more points than anything her serving did positive. Duh. Agroid scored 6 points in a row in CS with a fresh server coming in who had the the biggest lollipop serve Texas has faced all season. It gave them the match. Total lack of focus after a SE. That was the match. My whole point was Melanie's serving, or any other tough server never did contribute to winning. Duh! Damn, you think you're smarter than everyone else. Are your initials DT??
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What are you thinking trying to head butt a ref with your helmet?
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I heard some aggy bitch tell her boyfriend “they have a better DJ than we do.” Pathetic sign of the times. Belt to ass.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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I'd like a high end center for once. We've had some pretty good ones but nobody elite for a long time. -
Gloom, despair and Aggy is me Deep dark depression, excessive misery If if weren't for bad sheep I'd have no sex at all Gloom, despair and Aggy is me ..
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Got my aggy niece and her family of cultists coming over for a late Thanksgiving today. I’ve endured all their shit talking for 2 weeks but remained silent. I’ve got an old school jukebox that I modified with Bluetooth. When they walk in those motherfuckers are gonna be greeted with Django Walker telling them to suck it!
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You had to be ectastic we were even close to covering. Was that the line in August? I'd be too ashamed to collect on that bet if I were aggy. Ironically 13.5 is just about the differential from the actual -2.5. They should consult the aggy code of honor imo.
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My BIL got to La Hacienda last May and has held his own since. A friend of mine made the 14-hour round trip drive to SPI this week to deliver his wife to a rehab center there for the 2nd time this year (this is her 5th stint in 4 places since 2021). Someone upthread made the comment that not all rehab facilities are the same, and certainly the biggest contributing factor has to be the patient's desire to change, but it sure seems like the folks at LaHa know what they're doing.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Sir Ulrich replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
I'd add Bama to that. Not jumping them and they're in the final spot. Unless DeBoer leaves and they lose the sec championship. -
Merry Little Christmas is my favorite. I like most versions of it. Last year Billie Eilish covered it on SNL and now i think I like her cover the best.
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The coaching hasn't been great this year. It's a young team and maybe our coaches overestimated what they were capable of, hence they skipped a few steps in the process. That said, the team has come along, they've learned and turned in some good performances. Some will be in the NFL in a few years. The playoffs would be a game, maybe two where they can learn even more and take it into next year. Maybe they get a favorable bounce or two and go further than anyone expected. Maybe they're dubbed a team that could win it all next year. Maybe it helps in recruiting. In fact, we have several players I'd like to see play some more this year. Manning, Wisner and Wingo. There are others. Wouldn't bother me to see one or all make another fifty yard TD run. That was pretty damn cool tonight.
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They always knew. It is why they flipped their shit when we joined the SEC and immediately started looking into the Big 10. OU still inspires some fear in us. they can and have wrecked us. But aggy is absolutely terrified of us. Every time we play them. It’s fascinating. We are their boogeyman. OU either has a good team or they don’t. But they don’t pee down their leg when we get a 7 point lead. Aggy was putting on a front tonite. Deep down they are scared shitless of us. Even when we suck and are totally erratic and disappear for whole quarters and call shit plays and cannot even run the ball. They are still terrified.
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I had to talk down a few youngsters being assholes to some old aggy. I said, please dont embarass yourselves and every Longhonr who has ever lived. An aggy nearby asked me where my ring was. Oh, I left it in your mom. Do you have her number so I can get it back.
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You married her...
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I have been picked already. I'm too old, fat and sober for her MO, but my ego is right up her homicide alley.
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Only if @Nicole44 picks you. And not to be a target. I mean, I am not gonna piss her off.
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No matter what I tell my aggy wife about aggy being in CFP and us not (probably), she doesn’t care. She’s still crying. Even promised me head back when they had the lead in the first half. Surely she’ll remember her promise later.
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