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I think it should be a major plot point that she does not wear the suit under her clothes. Then she gets drunk and forgets. Whoops! Naked. Also, she should have a filthy lesbian relationship experiment with Lois, and whoever Tits McGee was working in the Daily Planet. I should really write these movies.
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Also she is necessary to keep around just for her brother to be a love interest for Uhura. Hopefully 3x02 officially killed the Spock/Chapel “Will they won’t they” bullshit Chapel wants to go on a break, comes back with a new boyfriend
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Has he thought about talking with music profs? My daughter auditioned on marimba and the prof loved her, but she really wanted Psych (and she's almost done now). He was very gracious and said he'd be happy to admit her as a freshman into Butler and then help her transfer to Psych within UT. She ended up just doing CAP at UTSA and got to the same spot, mostly because she didn't want to take too much time with music (irony of ironies given the last couple of years).
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Oh, I'd love to see the whole book. Maybe some other creep wrote him a birthday haiku: "Raw-dogging young girls That thing we both love to do Happy birthday, you!" Signed, Dennis Hastert (P.S., young boys are better)
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https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/forum/20-u-in-her-b/
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When I was working and living in Bangkok, my company's biggest client had a guy that lived in the condo across the hall from mine. He got transferred so his unit was empty for a few months until the lease ran out. An acquaintance of mine with the big client had a key to the place and would every now and then bring a sidepiece over and "use the facilities" for a few hours. One day when I came back from work he and his sidepiece of the day were getting off the elevator; he knew I wouldn't snitch on him but a couple of weeks later we were going to be at some function and he was going to have his wife in tow. A day before the function he calls me up and says, "Hey man, when we're at the function if my wife asks; vouch for me that you and I were playing golf together that day." No problem, hoss. Sure enough his wife comes up and starts a conversation. In the middle of it she brings up the subject of our alleged golf game a few weeks earlier. Like a good soldier, I tell her "Yep, we were golfing together. And oh yeah, Steve... you still owe me $100 for that ass kicking I put on you that round." Made him fork it over right there in front of her.
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Yeah that’s where the sleuthing and the Internet grossness comes in. But I guess if not her Alyssa has a doppelgänger for sure. Now her and this unidentified woman I do feel for. Ain’t none of our business who she is. But dang the resemblance is pretty uncanny.
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That's how I was surprised with a new leased S-Class in my BearSchlong 1.0 simulation. Fuck I love version 2.0. My overhead is about 75% less. Except rn I got sucked into taking her to see Rick Springfield tonight with my son’s in-laws. The Woodlands GILF watching might be amusing.
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So I guess her name is Trashcan?
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
closetojumping replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
The man knows his audience. He's a master of propaganda, I have to give it to him. The way he just pompously asserts that Texas fans would want to have a bunch of the guys on the ATM roster wearing burnt orange is a perfect move for an aggie audience. The problem for him and the aggies this year is that he likely actually believes that. Now, who would you actually trade for versus the current UT two-deep on a position by position basis? QB - Reed over any QB at Texas right now? No. RB - Moss over Baxter or Wisner? No. Owens over anyone in the top 6? No. I don't need to see the younger guys play yet to know that they're better than a slow guy who can't break arm tackles. Owens has clips on Twitter right now where you can see The Elk's training regimen has taken hold. He's shirtless and is showing off a layer of fat. Is that going to help him move his career YPC to something north of 4.0? Doubt it. WR - Concepcion, Craver, or some spare named Ashton Bethel-Roman? Terry "The Athlete" Bussey? Who on the Texas WR 2 deep do you want to bench for any of those guys? Concepcion's numbers were terrible last year and the guy wasn't injured. TE - Swedish guy, Some dude who was mediocre at Nebraska, Niblack? GTFO. OT - Zuhn, Fatheree, Crownover? I'd take Zuhn over whoever is backing Goosby. The other two guys are replacement value at best. Give me Goosby, Baker, Brooks, Cojoe or Chatman over those 2. OG - Kansas Hyphen Shittalking Guy, Bisontits? - I'll keep Campbell, Robertson, and Omeozulu over Bisontits. KU guy starting opposite of Campbell would work. C - Nabou off of an injury? Hutson has better tape as a starter at OG. Nope. DT - Regis, Hicks, some guy named "Onyedim" or Daelyn Evans? Give me all of the Texas 3 deep over each of them save Regis. I don't know if Regis starts for Texas, but he's in the rotation. Hicks has been an utter disappointment so far. DE/Edge - Cashius Howell, TJ Searcy, Dayon Hayes? Howell is objectively a playmaker. The other two transfers are also-ran bums. ATM celebrated getting Searcy and everyone else looked around like "did anyone else want that guy? I didn't want that guy. (shrugs)". The problem with taking Howell is you're then benching Simmons, Burke, Vasek, Moore, Spence, or Hill to give him snaps. You'd take him anyway. The other guys wouldn't make the UT roster. LB - Scooby Wiliams, Taurean York? Benching Hill, Lefau, Smith, Spence, or Moore for those guys? No. The amount of touting going on for York within the media and the aggie fanbase is fascinating. It's similar to Stutsman the last few years at OU. Is no one watching the games or film? If you want tackles made 9 yards down the field on a regular basis, York is your undersized, slow LB from your fantasies. Nope. NB - Chappell or the JAGs behind him? Over McDonald, Guilbeau or Mack? No. CB - Ricks and Lee? Lee is good. Ricks blows. Lee as the 2nd starting CB at Texas this year would work. Safety - Bryce Anderson and Dalton Brooks? Anderson has regressed at ATM. He's a shell of his freshman self. Brooks is slow and often out of position but he'll hit you. Those guys over Taaffe, Williams, or the 4 and 5 star backups? Nope. PK/P - Bond and White are good. The guys Texas has brought in look comparable. So Liucci thinks Texas would take a recovering Moss over Wisner or a recovering Baxter. Not me. Zuhn, KU Hyphen, Regis, Howell, and Lee. 5 guys I'd insert into the Texas 44 man 2 deep. Just an outstanding roster over there at ATM. -
That's when I noticed Karl Urban's genius. I'd watched LOTR a dozen times at least and never really noticed him. It wasn't until after the 3rd Star Trek movie, and then I watched LOTR again, and I was all, HOLY CRAP, Eomer is BONES! And then seeing him show up as Skurge in Thor, was really amusing,
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Head out for the big Coldplay concert with your subordinate side piece, get caught on camera, become a national laughingstock and have your wife drop your name from her social media presence all within 18 hours. That guy has straight shooter written all over him.
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Obviously depends on the job, where you live, whether you have kids...etc.. Neither D nor E would seem to work for a professional office job. All that said, I personally don't want A, B, D, or E. The best option is actually 10-6, assuming you need to put in 40 hours M-F. I'd gladly do 4 days a week from 9-7 if it meant I could take a 3 day weekend every week. I could also tolerate an early 7-3 type schedule if I lived somewhere like a mountain town and could go hike/fishing/golf...etc after getting off. Hell naw if I'm here in Houston. The fuck I'm gonna do for the next 7.5 hours before bed while it's 100+ heat index outside?
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Just a really unfortunate season, and honestly a bad one, for her...might be a lost season when all's said and done.
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Angel Reese: Fair pay, anti-sexualization, side eyes, and Missed Buckets
Drew replied to Iceman's topic in Basketball
The "hey where'd you go" clapping from her when it's CLEARLY her fault is hilarious. Now this is funny...and I knew it was true before looking. She's an incredible rebounder and you can't take that from her. She's not even the biggest player on the court. -
I used to do that - sometimes I'd push both ways, sometimes I'd push one way, pull the other.
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Gold bug / silver bug / numismatic / metals thread
RDCanecutter replied to 52-80's topic in Business and Markets
May sell all/most of my gold and silver to fix up a family home that I am part owner in. The other co-owners, being Normal Americans, have decent standards of living but very little reserves. Main thing is that a section of roof was ineptly repaired in the past and it shows. Can't imagine trying to sell it in that condition. The idea is that after an appraisal, any extra that I kick in will raise my ownership % in case of a sale. All things going well (they won't,) I'll turn a profit. But I'd really rather keep the house and milk grants available for Black Belt revival/Arts Education/Special Shit I Can't Imagine. Anyway, thanks to metal I won't have to run the card back up. As much. -
They probably rushed her back from injury after seeing the ratings and ticket sales when she went down the first time
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Wulaw Horn replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Yes. I'd rather go spread early and try to throw or QB draw in, or normal formation and zone read than go jumbo, personally. And yes the fade route needs to be killed with fire down there. Shovel pass also seems like it ought to work pretty often and be a decent constraint play if your wide receivers can't win in a small space regularly in the end zone. RB flairs. Seems like if Arch can be helpful we can run a lot more normal offense and it shouldn't be a big problem. Quinn's immobility and our OL being better at pass blocking in than run blocking was the main problem, imo, down there. Will be interesting to see what personnel differences do to this issue. -
This is some Grade A Weird-Ass White Knighting. How do you not understand that this is a justifiable case of FAFO? First, he’s a rich CEO in an increasingly exploitative capitalist system. Everyone enjoys seeing the privileged elite fall on their faces. Second, she’s an HR executive. She should know better than to date her boss. Everyone loves exposing a hypocrite. Third, they’re cheating on at least one spouse. In full public view. That’s on them. Nobody forced him to grope his mistress in public.
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Sure. She’s shooting horribly. I think she was doing other things well pre injury though. Saw somewhere that she gets fouled 70% more than almost any other player. They defend her differently but yes. She’s shooting like ass. Women seem to hate Caitlin for some reason. Pretty ungrateful.
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The lesson here? Nicole was unwilling to go the extra mile, and the Town Lake victims all probably look like the VP of sales at her old company.
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Its a league conspiracy. They are moving the rims slightly whenever she shoots. They dont want her to be the best. Women be hatin brah.
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