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The TDP has no hand in who runs or who doesn't. There are no endorsements or a slate put together before the primaries. However the Republicans of Texas do manipulate their elections and make endorsements. Where the Democrats intervene comes out of DC, not so much in written or spoken endorsements, but in funds provided to their accounts. I have a hard time thinking that the staid OG DNC led by Schumer and Jeffries have tapped Crockett. I'd more likely imagine they are withholding money in the Texas Senate Race until after the winner of the primary comes forward. Michelle Davis of LoneStarLeft wrote a pretty good piece on several things to consider if Crockett decided to run, and the biggest takeaway is she will bring out the voters who want to vote against her. She is basically another version of AOC and we know how the Trumpkins hate her and would show up in droves to vote against her. Same with Crockett. But on the other hand with Allred laying out now, the race really comes down to Talarico and Crockett. My biggest hope is that Talarico wins a tight primary and the Trump haters decide that their vote won't be needed against Talarico, so they stay home. I would have no problem with either of them winning, but it will come down to who is most electable. And either way we have at least one, maybe two good leaders won't be in office when we need it most. But change is needed, so let's ride. Please just remember that the TDP isn't building benches or choosing candidates other than encouraging good people to run. Unfortunately we can't discourage anyone from running either. That is left up to PACs and other well funded donors. TDP's job is to insure fair elections, to register voters and get them to turn out. Sometimes that GOTV effort is a text, or a phone call, or an event, with or without candidates in attendance/participation.
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Needs way more botox and filler. Maybe some cheekbone implants and a chin implant. Her face is far too slim. And without enough botox, she's still able to move her facial muscles
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Full Roster Weaponization
William Bludworth replied to closetojumping's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
The one about Thurman Thomas really surprised me. Like, how tf do you just not get surgery and still punish defenders? To this day, only AP, Gore, and McGahee are the ones that absolutely floor me. I honest to God thought McGahee was losing that leg. It wss so brutal. I have never torn any knee ligaments, so that's completely foreign to me. My sister tore her ACL/MCL in the early aughts playing college soccer and all she said was the "pain" was extremely annoying, and almost impossible to sleep with. She said it's not so much you're in constant pain, but more your brain can't turn the pain off once it hits. After surgery she said it was just sore, nothing more. I assume everybody is different since she was back to practicing at around 6 months. Full practice, not in rehab. Whomever her doctor was he was great, especially considering she tore it her freshman year and still finished her career, and that wss almost 20 years ago, so imagine what they have now. I did tear my rotator cuff, and I shit you not, the pain was so immense that I couldn't have sex or wipe my own ass without getting tension headaches. That shit fucking sucked, and not because I couldn't have sex, but simply I couldn't even shower properly without getting literal blinding headaches and passing out in the shower. I wanted to cry, but can't do that because girls are around. Can't see me in agonizing pain because manly man. Fuck that. I finally after a week set up surgery. I could not live like that. -
Got the Crockett text today and couldnt reply STOP soon enough. Incredibly naked attempt at filling the coffers. I have ended my relationship with her and will be sparking up my situationship with Amanda Edwards again x3.
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Ok lil bro you have always been Aggy. After watching our Oline push your Dline around I am pretty sure crack head Beck will be able to make the third read. I'd say 4/5th but don't really think that toothless yokel can count that high. On the other hand, the Gingerbread man won't be running against the Canes. He can't count to two so the options are limited. You should pray for the yokel to channel his inner Marcel and chuck 3 picks. It is your only hope.
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Has the racist been doxxed? I feel like her name should be broadcast across the universe as the abhorrent racist she is.
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A job at Cinnabon is not worth any kind of verbal abuse. If she matched disrespect with racism- congrats to both on being so fucking retarded neither of them can interact at a Cinnabon without being ratchet. It wasn't her first day. That was a poor assumption. You tell me. We have searchable post history on the site. https://youtube.com/shorts/Rgp-vSdPC8s?si=DcWQOUoioBVe1dVi The tiktok above starts with the man saying "sexualizing your body makes you a better person?" That is the real life version of "Sir, this is a Wendys." If you have gotten to that point in an exchange with a fast food worker, walk the plank.
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While I find Crockett entertaining, I will never forgive her now for screwing up the biggest opportunity in years to defeat the Republicans with Talarico.
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Series 3- So now we are down 14 points. First drive was solid, but we got away from ourselves the second. We need to get things settled down and put a drive together to give our defense a chance to get it figured out. 1) 1st and 10. Sark comes back to 11 personnel in a 2x2 set, and then motions Endries to get a block on a second level defender. We pull 54 to block the DE. Tre bounces it outside and 54 tugs the jersey a little too long. Holding. 2025 Texas O vs Georgia.mp4 2) 1st and 15. We come out with the exact same set and motion as the last play, including motioning Endries. Field side Moore and Wingo run a switch release. Endries releases up the seam carrying the corner. Then we send Wisner in the flat. The beauty of this play is it isolates Mosely, a receiver, on Georgia's linebacker. Mosely fakes a hitch, and the runs a quick shallow drag and Arch hits him. Beautiful play design and execution. Why we haven't seen more of this I am not sure. Huge gain. 2025 Texas O vs Georgia_1.mp4 3) 1st and 10. We come out in 11 personnel with three receivers to the boundary. Sark is nothing if not predictable in these situations. Sark and Arch are like two addicts in a relationship. Sark is itching to call the deep shot and Arch is itching to throw it. This ball should not have been thrown. The corner was on top of the route the entire time. Regardless, we give our guy a chance anyway. Ball is underthrown and inside. Wingo runs under it but it goes right through his hands. Sark has to save us from ourselves here. These are drive killers. Sure there are two checkdowns where we could've picked up a quick 5, but Arch is a big game hunter. If you call it he WILL throw it. Stop. Also, for those counting, that is two drops by Wingo thus far. We have to stop putting him in these positions. We've thrown enough of these to where we know the percentage of completing them to him is slim to none. 2025 Texas O vs Georgia_2.mp4 4) 2nd and 10. We come out in 12 personnel with both tight ends to the field in a TE and HB look. Boundary side receiver runs a comeback, field side a speed out, and both TE's run hitches. Washington is open. We hit him. He drops it. Just like he has many times before. Why are we making football hard? Just two plays ago you ran a play that got your receiver matched up against a LB. Run it back and see if you get the same look. 2025 Texas O vs Georgia_3.mp4 5) 3rd and 10 and we all know what's coming. We line up in 11 personnel, in a tight 2x2 set. Georgia spins down to a 5 man front. They are about to bring 6. Moore runs an out and Arch hits him a little out front but a totally catchable ball that Moore drops. If I were to be nitpicky, I'd like to see Arch take a little something off these throws. Punt 2025 Texas O vs Georgia_4.mp4 For those paying attention we have pretty much totally abandoned the running game. Also, I keep reading you can't blame Sark for lack of execution. You can when it's the same players over and over. Everyone is going to make mistakes, but at this point WE KNOW Wingo isn't going to come down with deep throws in traffic. We also know Washington has suspect hands.
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There are NO flushable wipes! Those damn things are horrible. They make massive plugs in sewer lines, clog and cause excessive wear on pumps, clog aerators, and generally fuck up everything in a sewer system. I've been retired for two years and still have a visceral hatred for them. I'm glad she likes how it makes her naughty bits feel. As long as she throws them in the trash instead of flushing them.
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You guys are so hard up for a fight that you've taken an innocuous post about waiting to hear the full story before cameras started rolling to judge and done another pile-on full of assumptions. I've literally said nothing to support her. I was correct she painted herself as a victim and made money. Nobody here knows her voting history. This worker has probably served hundreds, if not thousands of black people in that store but for some reason this interaction led to that result. I would like to know the full story.
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
bschoolprof replied to gofuckyourself's topic in Movies and TV
Not killing humans but instead infecting them with a virus that forces them to kill themselves slowly is some pretty silly moral gymnastics. I'd like it more if it ends up being a tongue and cheek satire of our own behavior atop the food chain ("These chicken got to lead a great, free-range life until we murdered them.") Something akin to our destruction as a species ending up as an asterik on a carton in an alien grocery store or warehouse, saying something like: "these inter-planetary resources were harvested ethically and responsibly." -
My daughter has no interest in colleging in Texas. Hell, I might ban her from doing it anyway.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
William Bludworth replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
I don't know who she is, but I get a 70s vibe with that hair. Love her smile, tho. I can imagine every girl wanting her haircut. It's weird how hairstyles come about. It reminds me of David Beckham and every guy wanted his haircuts. -
I have to share with people who will understand how much this means to me, because my folks are dead now and I don't have other family. I first attended Texas as a freshman in 2005, and it was a dream come true. Texas was the only school I applied to, the only school I wanted to go to. Most of college was straight forward for me, I didn't have much trouble passing classes. I originally started in one major which required two foreign language courses, which I decided to knock out in my early days. I have no fucking idea why, but I took Japanese as my foreign language, and it wound up being easily the hardest course I took. I barely passed JPN 1 and JPN 2 with Cs, my worst grades. Everything was going fine. Midway through college, I switched majors. This set me back, and I required a victory lap to complete my major requirements. I was sitting at 166 hours at this point, and thought I was ready to graduate that december, when I found out the major I switched to had a different foreign language requirement. Rather than 2 semesters of a foreign language, it required 3. At this point, I hadn't taken any japanese courses in 4 years, so I had completely forgotten everything. I essentially could not pass JPN3 if I tried, so I spoke with my councilor. She suggested I take JPN 1, 2, and 3 rapid fire at a community college. I could take JPN 1 during the next semester, then take JPN 2 and 3 during the minimester over the summer. Fair enough, not a big problem. I decided to enroll at HCC to take them while I worked an internship trying to pay off my student debt. Turns out HCC had a professor which made JPN a blow-off course. She didn't really teach. If you showed up, you got an A no matter what. I was elated, it meant my degree was basically on autopilot. Breezed through JPN1 and took JPN2 the first minimester of summer. However, after that minimester, she retired without giving us warning. A new professor came in, and she taught JPN like it was a real course. The two extra JPN refresher courses I took were worthless, I was going to have to start all over again, and I pretty much had no money. I reached out to my councilor at Texas, knowing they can pull strings and essentially do whatever they want. I figured she would help me out, but nope. She told me I was shit out of luck, basically, and that my degree would be waiting for me when I eventually passed JPN3. I was crushed. At this point, I couldn't afford more classes and decided to just work. My internship turned into a job and I figured I was set. For a couple of years, it was ok. However, my job suddenly dried up, and I had to look for a job for the first time. Now, I was not afraid to work on my own as I had confidence I could land a job with my skills and interviews. I was so naive. Were I ever able to actually get a sit down interview, I could have probably swayed someone, but I didn't realize how middlemen hiring agencies will basically gate-wall you off from an interview without your degree. What followed was 12 years of miserable work and feeling completely worthless. My degree at Texas felt like it kept slipping farther and farther away. I felt like I had blown my one and only chance, and with the way the world is turning being without a degree would be a lifelong handicap. I can't express the personal disappointment I felt in myself. I would have reoccurring nightmares, like every few days without fail. It was always the same theme, I'm at school and I've forgotten a class and it's test day and yadda yadda. I know everyone knows the dreams I'm talking about. But they were relentless and so frequent. My nightmares would sour my mood first thing in the morning and depress me. Two things would always happen in the dream: it would be late at night, with the city abandoned. I would be walking in a dreary depressed austin alone, desperately trying to enter the building to take my last exam. The building would always be closed and locked. I would pull on the door as hard as I could and it would never open. I would sometimes wake up crying from this dream. About a year ago my mom died and it took it poorly. I started seeing a therapist to help me with my extreme depression, and through therapy she explored other aspects of my life. This eventually came up. She encouraged me to reach out to the University and see what I could do about returning as a student. She told me to at least try, even if I couldn't afford it. So I did, I looked up the faculty of my old college and emailed the person I figured was right and told them my sob story. I got radio silence for a few weeks before someone finally emailed me back. They told me I was being assigned a special councilor for my case, essentially an advocate. She was going to help me find a way to get my degree. That all started in January, and we've been back and forth pretty much the whole year. Eventually we arrived at a compromise: I could take a cultural studies in japanese course at any school, even online schools, and it would satisfy my degree requirement with a waiver. Well, as it turns out, I took a blow off art appreciation course on Post-War japan during my time in college. I submitted it in October at the deadline for graduation applications to see if they would accept it. As soon as I submitted it, my status changed to conditional graduation. And thus I've been waiting on pins and needles ever since. It changed a few days ago. My application for graduation has been approved. I graduate in 2 weeks. Not next saturday, but the saturday after. The relief, the weight off my shoulders has been enormous. Immediately the nightmares vanished, I haven't had that reoccurring dream since. Last night, I had a dream about school again for the first time since having my application approved. This time it wasn't a dark depressing night, nor was I trying to get into a locked door. I was on the field at DKR. It was a bright and sunny day. We were waiting for commencement to begin. I was surrounded by people 20 years my prior but I didn't care. I was talking to some young woman next to me and I was telling her that I was graduating at 40. I was beaming with pride. I woke up in one of the best moods I've had in ages. Sometimes, it'll hit me, and tears will fall. The years spent lacking and wanting my degree have made me appreciate it so much more than I would have back then. They will let me walk in May. I dreamed of this for so long. I updated my resume a few days ago, and added that I graduated in 2025. Changing my credentials on sites like zip recruiter and indeed to reflect this. Immediately the sorts of job listings I was seeing changed, I'm able to apply now to jobs which I couldn't before. It's a literal dream come true. I love my university so much, and that's why this last 20 years has been so hard. It was a juxtaposition of having honest pride in my school, while acknowledging I had failed in my one goal. I could never tell my friends or family that I hadn't graduated, they all just assumed I had. It was a constant lie I had to tell everyone and myself. Not anymore. That I never had to take another class, that my original body of work from when I attended Texas was actually enough to get me over the goal line... it makes it so much sweeter. I don't look at my past as wasted time, upset at what could have been, but rather I'm looking forward. For the first time since... I can't even remember when, I am honestly more excited for tomorrow than the day before. I can wear my Texas cap again with pride. I'm so fucking happy. I wish I could bottle this stuff up and share it with everyone. This is the good stuff.
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Is he still dating the hot great softball player....can't remember her name?
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You say this as though he won't claim a Double Jeopardy / double point wi. If this self resolves in less than a week. When reached for comment, Intergalactic Most Honest Spokeshole KKKaroline Leavitt said "We don't know who this "Anwar Ibrahim" person is - never heard of her - and she cannot take away from the work of Most Honorable and FEEFA Peace Prize Winner Donald Trump who has prior resolved this conflict by waving his hand and has decided he will wave his OTHER hand when he decides to resolve this newest border issue."
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My god. I'd rather watch mid-week MACtion than any of this dogshit. Did they hire Lou Holtz to schedule their games? Is there a new Suddenly Susan episode on after they end?
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Moar. From her own X account.
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