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  1. That was like the third call. And after he told her to fuck off. Anyway, doesn't matter. Just struck me as odd given he seems to be refusing interactions entirely. As for animals, I'm guessing they did something "efficient" after realizing wild animals would maul them. Maybe relocate them all to a specific safe area or something.
  2. But Carol is still very hardcore. I would not want to go up against her.
  3. Well let’s see what they focused on. - 3rd quarter stall against the Cavs. Welp, Durant played like shit for the first time this season. No other examples. That’s it. Just this game. Just this quarter. - The female host kept repeating the Rockets are the worst 3 point shooting team in the league. They’re near the top in percentage. Near the bottom in attempts. 21st in made 3’s. So they’re not the worst, and nobody checked her once. I’m fine with them taking wide open 3’s and taking everything else to the basket. See the Celtics postseason. - People get paid well for this bullshit. Please teach me how.
  4. This made me look up Hunter and Lattimore, they're both still playing. I did not realize Lattimore is at Ole Miss now, its her 4th school. Hunter is at Houston now, her 3rd school.
  5. If his dumbass is listening to her about anything other than instagram filters, he screwing up.
  6. I wouldn't say his wife being married three times makes her promiscuous. (My bar for that is very high, though.) I just think it shows she has bad judgement, which is backed up by marrying this guy. Put it this way, you're 35 and you've met a 35 year old woman you like. Would you rather her have been with 100 men and never married or have been married 5 times?
  7. Inks has been lowered the past month or so to allow owners to work on their docks and whatnot. No clue how much they'll need to release from Buchanan to fill it back up, but I'd assume the water coming down the San Saba will do it.
  8. Shit, on paper, I'm a hall-of-fame QB, a sexual tyrannosaurus, and an advocate so good I'd make Daniel Webster swoon. I mean, I WROTE that paper, so I was gonna go all-in.
  9. Miss you bud! I'd so love to see you, we're out of town this weekend for a family birthday on my wife's side that's actually a precursor to a family funeral, but if you're going to be back in town for the ag game I'd love to arrange a meet-up!
  10. Since we're talking about replacements & shit, & the Freshwater chicken has been fucked to death, I really like a guy like Cignetti, who clearly knows how to get the most of the talent he has on hand. Now, there's a decent chance that I'm a moron. Exhibit A: I post here. But if I'm wrong (or right) about Cignetti, I'd love to hear the reasons why, and I'm sure there are numerous people here that know much more about him than I do. Also, IIRC he just re-upped recently, so he might be a hard get even if we wanted to go that direction, so who are some other guys that might have similar attributes?
  11. I would totally sit on that, and rest my balls on her face.
  12. Shouldn’t have bought her a Christmas gift.
  13. Yea, come on guys! Fondled a teenager upon greeting her….Thats all they got!
  14. Should’ve asked her if she wanted some Hanukkah Lewinsky.
  15. But she knows enough to unbutton the top two buttons of her blouse to get two male Grand Jurors to help her with the Elmo.
  16. The hell of it is....that's an understatement, and isn't even a full list of all the bullshit shenanigans. It's a good summary para, and you have to keep those short, so well-done. But gotdamn....that you can say all that, and there's still MORE to say. What a steaming pile of piss-covered shit the Trump DOJ is. Somebody told her to use the ELMO, and she got confused and looked for a red muppet to tickle.
  17. *Are And there is no fuck arrow line between me and Nicole. I think it should be a dotted one because I don't THINK she is trying to fuck herself, unless I am her while being me and she is me. Wait...
  18. I'll never understand the Roldan love from Poch. Dude runs like a 6.4 forty, doesn't particularly win 50/50 balls, and isn't a scoring threat. I'd easily take Tessman or Berhalter first.
  19. My daughter heading to UK for Uni. Got UCAS offer from U of G and it’s her top choice. How has he liked it there?
  20. You forgot I am either her sock or trying to fuck her. Gonna need you to update your drawing.
  21. The fall makes me feel bad for her, but the funky chicken just before the fall kills me.
  22. i swear y'all are just making Nicole into a mashup of more and more people like she's The Thing or something. First, there's Nicole. Then you mash the Rainey Street Ripper into her. Now you've mashed CTJ into her. Before long she'll be this tower of amassed flesh, cruising down Congress above the tops of the buildings and OH MY GOD IT'S HEADING FOR THE CAPITOL BUILDING AAAAAAAAHHHHH still less of a shitshow than Sark tho
  23. Well, can’t knock her dedication to the scam. JFC
  24. Let me convey my thoughts and prayers to her during these difficult times. And this…
  25. It really is amazing how hard Target has stepped on its own dick in recent years. Took a pretty beloved brand with real customer loyalty (sample size: my wife and all of her peers, holy fucking shit could they drop money at Target), and have fucked it up a dozen different ways, including taking a completely unnecessary harsh political position re DEI (an unforced error). My family alone is responsible for a lost couple thousand dollars a year in sales for our local Target. I know we're far from alone. They need to do some real turnaround shit, or they are in real existential jeopardy. And soaring sales at Wal-Mart by increased spending by upper tier shoppers is not a good economic sign, the way I read it. When people with money stop buying steak and start buying hamburger, that's a yellow flag for overall spending.
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