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  1. after i called the first time, the next thing i'd ask for after the beep is tell Howard to change the damn recording lol
  2. That's actually pretty generous of her to come out of the gate and offer you 50% instead of SPO. She needs to drive a harder bargain. Tell her she needs a better attorney. Oh wait...
  3. I haven’t kept up with everything, but I did see speculation that they may just be pausing production. I bought a Lightning about three months ago, and honestly I love driving it. Can I drive it cross country confidently, probably not. That would take careful planning. But it does everything I need on a daily basis. My commute to work and back is about 50 miles. I plug it in when I get home and it is ready to go in the morning. I work shift work, my work is about 25 miles in one direction, but my wife works and kids go to school in a town about the same distance in the opposite direction. Our oldest plays competitive soccer in the later town. I have no problem getting off work, picking up the younger two kids from her, and driving back home to get them to bed at a reasonable hour. I'm still fully charged in the morning. My family has land a little under 30 miles away. I have no issue buying whatever I need for hunting or fencing or whatever and driving up there. The Lightning meets 99%+ of my needs. And if I need something that can tow a trailer cross country, I still have my old truck which had too many miles and was too old to be worth much in trade. And on top of that, it is like driving a sports car that rides like a truck. It is about as quick off the line as my bike (a Harley 1200) is and has instant torque available no matter whether I am cruising in town or getting annoyed at the car in front of me going 69 in a 70. When you hit the accelerator there is no waiting for the transmission to downshift and the engine to rev up to hit a proper torque curve. It just takes off.
  4. How much do you tip her?
  5. The girl’s mom is apparently a lunatic who was arrested in the past for stalking her ex-husband. Not taking away from a mother’s grief, just trying to get a clearer picture of the girl’s home life. https://www.lmtonline.com/local/crime/article/Woman-arrested-for-harassing-ex-husband-14000259.php
  6. Yeah I'd like a Georgia breakdown and why they have our number so much
  7. Cal Poly has a server that booms her serve, maybe harder than Parra. USC is struggling to side out when she's serving.
  8. not googling right now, but there was an op/ed based off a WSJ article that rightly described the need for mega-billionaires to accumulate and hoard even more wealth than they already have, that they could never spend, nor could their offspring, as very similar to a regular OCD-type hoarding sickness. Also that this has been the case at other moments in time and must be combatted in specific ways. Similar to what Heather Cox Richardson was saying in her latest video.
  9. Elaine Miles, actress best known for her role on "Northern Exposure" was detained by men who said they were with ICE & when she presented her enrolled Tribal I.D., was told "that's fake" DHS reported "She was driving a vehicle registered to "an illegal criminal" According to Elaine, she was a pedestrian & *NOT* driving. PS: This detention happened on Thanksgiving. https://www.newsweek.com/northern-exposure-actress-elaine-miles-detained-by-ice-told-id-is-fake-11124694?fbclid=IwdGRzaAOgjCljbGNrA6CMGmV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDDM1MDY4NTUzMTcyOAABHmmpzowtiOisK6lgoGYAPi1j1HC24pg2itUMy7eswLixik5BA-vXWnM64Pib_aem_gQsjqeb5AYG12-4rVGcfKA&brid=DbNlfJ9SuqspdVBLfPUqUQ
  10. Oh damn. You’re right. Hadn’t gotten that far in my train of thought. She is way hotter than i feel like she should be for her age in a very natural way.
  11. OKC already beat them without Jalen Williams. Who does Little Reed Shephard guard? My guess is Houston and Denver will be the 2 and 3 seeds. Winner of that plays OKC. If fully healthy, I'd bet on Denver because Jokic is a fucking load.
  12. How have women always gotten what they want since Eve got Adam to take a bite out of the apple? Some ESPN exec gave her a couch interview.
  13. Dinich is fucking nails on a chalkboard. Doesn't have an original thought in her tiny brain and talks like she has a popsicle stick glued to her tongue.
  14. she should be a feminist icon. ivy league educated and started her own businesses while single. so what if one of them is protecting pedophiles in eastern europe?
  15. I'd definitely email Lodge. It has a limited, lifetime warranty. My eight year old Lodge developed a chip. I did provide a receipt, but other than that, all they asked for was a couple of pictures of the chip and a personal assurance that I had not misused it (they have a list for you to check off. They sent me a brand new Dutch Oven without further delay. Worth a shot. Their customer service is top notch. I've got a small chip on the outside of the replacement. But that's on me because I didn't get the pot holder in the right spot on the lid and burned myself while dropping it from a height of about 3.5 feet. Amazing it didn't get damaged worse than that. I've learned to live with it.
  16. No hatred for her. The eye thing sucked and she wanted a fresh start. Or to follow Johntay. Whatever Love this version of Lee that has blossomed without her
  17. she's playing with fire and probably should retire for her own good. I posted an article from a syracuse paper a while back outlining her eye issues. It's good to see her doing well at Syracuse, but she didn't have a future at Texas.
  18. Speaking of Longhorn daughter volleyball players. Right now Kennedi Roger's, Shaun Roger's daughter, is on TV playing as a freshman for 25-5 SMU. Her and my kid used to go at it at club practice. It was fun to watch! Shaun is just as intense as a spectator as he was as a player. Lol.
  19. BYU just needs to lose. Bama gets blown out, we have a shot. Both happen, we're in. The SEC may also have discussed with CFP committee that it would not object hugely if Ole Miss gets dumped because HC, OC and staff all gone... you know, so the kids wouldn't get embarrased (citing FSU precedent). Listen close - Fat Lady's warming up in her dressing room, ghastly scales zooming up and down. Get ready...
  20. Well then let’s just widen the net and say no to Pavia regardless of ethnicity. If he was Italian it makes sense why his mom is a whore because no man has ever taken her out for sushi.
  21. Crying racism now. suicide not was actually an essay she penned on her phone. Ok
  22. Yeah man, some of the best schools in the country academically are small. A lot of kids that you will never see play volleyball on espn are absolutely doing it right. We know a kid that went to Loyola Chicago. 6% acceptance rate. A school you would never get into unless you are on the volleyball team. We are in a small suburb in Texas. High median income level, but two elementary schools, one middle school, and one high school. So my daughter never wanted to go to a big school. Both me and the wife are products of big schools, so we explained to her the downfalls of it. You will hardly ever see your professor as they are too busy off somewhere trying to get published. Get used to TA's. Classes will be enormous. 1 on 1 time with your professor is damn near impossible. All that. She entertained Wake because even though they play P4 sports, their enrollment is under 10k. My kid knows she is a shiny object kid and wants a more intimate setting to stay focused. We also don't want to see her bringing home any dumbasses. So aggy was absolutely out of the question. She agreed and said aggy would be like a high school reunion.
  23. Fuck all that. I bomb her at home. I’ll bomb her on the road. She’s used to it.
  24. Take the money. Undergrad these days is less and less important sans a very specific degree path. There's always grad school where he'll have many more opportunities. And I get it. We had a class of '25 girl at UIW. It's a pretty campus, but a preferred walk-on is a BIG leap of faith. It's like dating. Quit trying to bang the prom queen. Find someone like yourself that likes and respects who you are for you. Our future coach was so genuinely excited to have our girl on his program and the girls all love him. I need someone I can trust to look after her when I'm not there. Go where you feel the most wanted. Of course there's always the portal as well. Put together some good tape, prove you are more that just a contributor, but an undeniable difference maker and the heavens will open up to him in terms of other school options.
  25. Other candidates for worst TNG episode: The one where Crusher attends her grandma's funeral, and fucks a ghost she met there. The one where Data has a bunch of fucked up nightmares.
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