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I'd like to see us switch up who is the spy to keep Reed guessing, but maybe that's too complicated for us.
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
Jerry Callo replied to gofuckyourself's topic in Movies and TV
I think the hive mind family members are just trying to act as normal as possible for their unhived family members. It's patronizing, but apparently welcomed. I think its the equivalent of the hive offering to do anything for Carol to make her happy. -
What is he supposed to say? Molly McGrath is an AP voter who has been adamant on Sirius XM that UT should be ranked above OU and Vandy. I don't disagree with her stance. Reporters would love Texas to win and create drama so they can make hot takes on what Texas deserves. I think it is funny that booger mcfarland would say that Michigan beating tOSU would be the biggest win of the year when asked if Texas beating aTm would be the biggest win of the year. Some first class deflection.
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
billfromlaketravis replied to gofuckyourself's topic in Movies and TV
Has anybody clocked the others that are related to the immune act much differently than the rest of the hive mind? Laxmi’s son appears to be doing homework(?) at the beginning of E5. What’s the point of homework if he already knows everything? What’s he writing down? Why would Laxmi order him to do his homework if she knows he’s not learning anything? And at the brunch, the Chinese Family were conversing and laughing like they were their normal selves. I wonder if there’s something there? Like Laxmi asked her hive mind liaison to make her son act more normal. Regardless, the families sure as hell aren’t doing manual labor 12 hours a day. -
That's a horrible analogy. Let's take those same ten teams again, and let's talk about how often they score in serve receive, in order: Nebraska 70% SMU 67.1% Stanford 66.3% Texas A&M 66.1% Wisconsin 65.9% Kentucky 65.8% Pitt 65.4% Texas 65.2% Arizona State 63.8% Louisville 62.4% ______________________________________________ What I'm trying to say is that getting it over the net isn't enough. You have to score. Now, you don't have to score a whole lot. You don't even have to score 50% of the time. You just have to score when you're at the service line more than the opponent does. But as I keep saying, by the time you get to the Elite Eight, all of these teams are really good at siding out, often times on the first ball over the net. Texas is excellent at this. This is the most critical statistic in all of volleyball. This list makes up 8 of the top 10 teams in the country in this category. Arizona State is 14th, and Louisville is 28th. But Louisville is ranked 5th in points scored from the service line, so that helps them. Remember, it's not about preventing the other team from scoring on their serve. It's merely about scoring more from your serve than the opponent does. ________________________________________________ What this means is that not all points are equal. So if a server hits a serve that puts the opponent on their heels, and Texas scores, but the next serve goes directly into the net, that's a positive for Texas. 50% points scored on a service rotation means Texas will almost certainly advance. Frankly anything above 40% means good things. I will admit that if a server is consistently hitting their first serve out of play - like what Nya Bunton will do on a consistent basis - then that becomes harmful, it doesn't matter how much pressure her serve puts on the opponent. And she leads the team in that category, even if she's one of the worst in terms of the service rotation being productive i.e. scoring (it doesn't help that she's terrible in defense on the back row - literally if it's hit at her it's basically an automatic point for the other team). It is not difficult to make sure every serve makes it in the field of play. Simply serve underhanded. It might not be 100%, but it would be awfully close. But no one does that. At any level of the sport. Why is that? Are coaches at every level just stupid? No. They understand they have to score points during their service rotation, and that's very difficult. _________________________________________________ Melanie Parra wasn't even in the service rotation on the 2022 national championship team. Her greatest value came on the practice court where the team had to learn to receive her serves. She's a bad example, since she wasn't utilized. Both the 2022 and the 2023 teams were murderer's row from the service line. The national championship in 2023 came in large part from the dominance of the Texas serve. I've also often said rating servers by their aces is not a great measurement. Servers should be rated based on the productivity of their service rotations. For example, Binney's serve doesn't do a lot for me, but we score more than 50% of the time when she's at the service line, and that does a whole lot for me. Aces can be very helpful, and it's certainly a leading indicator that a server has some oomph to their serve, but it's not an end all be all. The problem is that's the stat kept in the box score, and scoring percentage isn't, so that's what we focus on.
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I'm out of my element here, like a child wandering into the middle of a movie, but my son wants a setup for Christmas and I'm trying to figure it out. It'll be going off with him to his dorm somewhere next year, so the use case isn't going to be audiophile hipsterism cred, but something functional and space-efficient that won't hurt too much if it gets screwed up. I quickly eliminated the all in one units as I understand they're hot garbage. What I was leaning toward at this point was something with a built in phono amp and bluetooth transmitter. That way I could get him a pair of portable bluetooth speakers which could serve a dual purpose when he wants to take them to do outdoors stuff. Or if he wants to get some wired speakers at some point, he could go that route. Wirecutter, which seems reasonably reliable, likes the JBL Spinner BT for that purpose, but any other ideas or thoughts about that plan? I'd like to keep it in the neighborhood of $400 for the turntable.
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honestly I'd rather go back to not playing them and forgetting they exist, life has been better all these years without the toxicity
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
DFW Horn replied to GreenspointTexas's topic in Football
Agreed, but I'd put heavy odds on OSU gaining Mestemaker's services next year. -
I am genuinely curious about people who make hollow, borderlne-retarded statements like this. There are very genuine reasons for concern. Is it a lock we will lose, of course not. Hell, it may even be a coin flip. However, it is most certainly not a lock we will win. I'd like to hear the justification behind your belief that, as things are right now, it is a certainty everything will be ok.
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
Jerry Callo replied to gofuckyourself's topic in Movies and TV
Half the episode was Carol trying to keep the coyotes from eating her dead girlfriend . . . so I'm sure it's ends with her realization that all the other dead humans are being processed into food. Remember when they offered to take care of the girlfriend's corpse early on? The question becomes - can the hive live off anything else or is it imperative that they eat Soylent to stay connected to the hive. -
I watch a lot of her videos. Liberace has always been one of my favorites...
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
Red Five replied to gofuckyourself's topic in Movies and TV
I keep being reminded of that Seehorn interview quote where she said "Whatever you think the story is about, it's not that." I'm fully prepared for this to not even be aliens. But yeah, I'd guess now that the white powder is probably a combination of a bunch of different things, including dead humans. -
Somehow it took me a while to get past the bottom of her skirt
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That sounds awfully contradictory. If you don't get the serve in you can't score from serving. The good teams never have any trouble passing any Texas server so who is going to put pressure on them serving? Melanie Parra is not on the team anymore, and even when she was her SE's hurt more than what befit the team got from an occasional ace. The good teams returned her serves like they were lollipops. It's kinda like in FB on 3rd and long and the DB thinks he's beat and grabs a jersey and then the ball is overthrown and woulda never been caught anyway. First and ten when you had them stopped.
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If she wants to coach again, and I’m sure she does, the worst thing she could have done is quiet quit. CDC ain’t gonna give her much of a recommendation otherwise. Again, she is not a bad person. Obviously a class act the way she handled the obvious end of her tenure and kept recruiting until the bitter end. The anti-Mack Brown.
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It wasn't a "gotcha", it was an effort to further clarify the absurdity of her time in office.
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Does Spence ever play off the ball? Moore looks like crap doing it. I'd rather see Moore playing EDGE again than missing tackles on RPOs and run fills.
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I'd probably roll with 1 LB most of the 1st half. A second db would be valuable for spy purposes.
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I don't think she goes on runs because she gets the serve in. She goes on runs because we have a great rotation when she's on the court, and she has good enough placement on her serves the other team doesn't score on them. You talk about SEs being momentum killers, but not being able to put pressure with the serve loses matches. How many set points has Texas lost to Kentucky because they can't score from the service line, even when the serve goes in? When the match goes to extended points, the ONLY way to win is to win from the service rotation. We're not losing those extended sets because of service errors. We're losing those extended sets because of first ball side outs, which is a direct result of not putting any pressure on Kentucky's attack out of serve receive. I vehemently disagree with you it's only about getting the serve in when facing an Elite Eight type team and above. You have to score a little bit more than the opponent does from the service line, whatever that takes. If you're incredibly superior at receiving serve, and terminal on first ball side outs, or put so much pressure on the opponent with the attack from serve receive that you get the point in transition on the next rally or two, then there's less pressure to score on the serve because you're dominating on side out. But we're not incredibly superior. We're above average for sure, but guess what? So is every other team at that Elite Eight level. In any case, I hardly think Gary's issue is service errors anyway. It's that she has a lollipop for a serve. That's the problem. This team doesn't have a service error issue. Here's 9 of the other top teams in the country. There's a high likelihood we'll be facing one of these teams in the regional final in Austin, assuming we make it that far, and a virtual guarantee the other Final Four teams will be in this group. Texas at 2.29 errors per set Louisville 1.85 Nebraska 2.0 Kentucky 2.08 Pitt 2.24 (Texas would go here) Arizona State 2.36 SMU 2.83 Wisconsin 2.89 A&M 2.9 Stanford 2.98 ______________________________________________ Literally smack dab in the middle in terms of rankings of the stat. Closer to Louisville's 1.85 than Stanford's 2.98 statistically.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
gernblansten replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
mdmost replied to GreenspointTexas's topic in Football
Florida will be the one left scrambling. Lane is debating between LSU and Ole Miss now. I'd love him to stay at Ole Miss just to screw over LSU but the money and talent are too much to turn down. -
I think if Ole Miss loses today combined with Kiffin leaving, I bet they get left out of the playoff. I feel like that helps a Big 12 team though. I'd like Tennessee to beat Vandy.
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I'd fuck me.
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I let my kids talk me into turning the game off and switching to the new Stranger Things episodes when Texas went down by 8 in the 3rd. That’s probably what spurred the turnaround. Great news to discover this morning though. It sucks that Crump is going to be out for a while. Looks like they can still beat anybody without her though.
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If you mean Kitts, she tore her ACL and is out for the year
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