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  1. Oh and Kristi Noem will throw her hat in the ring as well because we need all of the cartoon characters running again.
  2. I think she'll get something like $40,000 a year starting at age 62. Nothing to sneeze at but not "retire and never worry again money" for someone like her who probably drives a lifted Ram truck with $1,200 monthly payments.
  3. I heard on one of the news programs this morning that her pension vests on Jan 4 and she is leaving on Jan 5.
  4. lyle lovett fucked julia roberts in her prime in surlyville, that's currency they should put it on the wall
  5. 1 Ohio State (1) 2 Indiana (2) 3 Texas A&M (3) 4 Georgia (4) 5 Texas Tech (5) 6 Ole Miss (6) 7 Oregon (7) 8 Oklahoma (8) 9 Notre Dame (9) 10 Alabama (10) from another thread, the top 10 of the rankings which are all that matter because the ACC and the top also-ran conf champion rounds out 11 and 12. Texas might be ahead of Alabama in this alt world we are creating but that's a big might because their drop was the same week we got shellacked by Georgia. Texas is behind the rest, including OU because the same day we got butt fucked by Kirby, OU went on the road and beat Bama.
  6. Still watching season 3, but I find myself hating Russell’s character more with each episode. In this season, she wants to be her own woman but has to constantly rely on her marriage for professional assistance, even though she proclaims otherwise. And she continually drags others into her chaos potentially ruining their life and career. It makes for a whirlwind of a show. not to mention that she appears to sabotage Hal at every turn.
  7. that's a nonsense hypothetical. we have our schedule. we are not getting in 9-3. at 10-2 with a win over Rice instead of a lost to tOSU and the exact same schedule we have and the exact same results I'd say we are probably in, but for the love of christ, it would be a beauty contest and here's the good and bad with Texas: 1. Terrible loss - Florida 2. A+ win - OU 3. Bad loss - Georgia 4. A+ win - A&M 5. Good win - Vandy 6. Terrible wins - UK (OT) / Miss St (OT) 7. The rest is unimpressive shit. 8. 5th at best in the SEC. This would be a 10-2 team (assuming we beat A&M) that's a hair from 8-4 and the committee sees it. And yeah, with that resume, probably in but not guaranteed.
  8. need to dip into the surly well of knowledge here, felching .... rfk jr wants to eat his cum out a chicks ass or another guys cum out her ass ? huge difference there !
  9. https://www.tampabay.com/news/education/2025/11/21/usf-muslim-students-harassed-latest/ group of Muslim students at USF were praying at dawn in a campus parking garage when a few men walked up and started harassing them. The students were in the middle of prayer — kneeling, heads down — and the men got right in their faces, yelled religious insults, told a girl to remove her hijab, and waved bacon at them. felony a but harsh or not enough
  10. Does this woman not have anyone in her family that cares enough to get her some psychiatric help? She does seem to have some type of borderline or other personality disorder, so it’s very possible that she has alienated them all Why have you inferred that
  11. I'd rather be at a "disadvantage" than be a pussy.
  12. Is it worth it to see it in theaters? I'd like to, but there are limited showtimes here so I may wait for streaming.
  13. I didn’t realize that she’s been broadcasting since 2018, which helps explain her polish better. She’s a rockstar and sitting her next to Dirk makes him look baboso.
  14. For cocktails, I'd go with the EW Bonded. Cheaper and a higher proof point to hold up better to all the mixers. Not one thing wrong with that juice.
  15. I'd just like to see their dinghy capsize in Miami.
  16. She’s making the most of her brief spotlight. Good for her.
  17. Maybe an extinction-level event for the GOP. She is holding out for her pension, but may get out early enough not to be too tainted (helped that she was the loudest out there pushing for the release). I know we think it's about the primary, but she might be self-aware enough and willing to leave office and come back later on after the dust settles.
  18. She’s going to reposition as dem and run for senate to fulfill her dream that was denied by Trump
  19. Budanov personally welcomed her home
  20. Man, I'd love to see another Tech-A&M matchup. RIP, Pirate
  21. Wow, a broken clock is right twice a day once in her life.
  22. Actually, I read an article recently that claimed Kiffin has been on the wagon for a while now. I'd link it, but I forgot where I saw it. Now Joey Freshwater is into hot yoga. Read into that what you will. https://www.si.com/college-football/ole-miss-lane-kiffin-shared-powerful-message-about-his-sobriety
  23. I don't know if it will go that far, I'd expect whoever in this admin is responsible gets shipped to The Hague. I'm sure the Venezuelans will appreciate the toilet paper
  24. yeah, she was hot. I just looked at her wikipedia and her father was killed in a mafia related murder.
  25. Beating the Ags will salvage this miserable fucking season. If I had to blame one thing, I'd say that Sark took his foot off the gas. He could have demanded more of this team. They would have responded. The coaching is to blame.
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