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  1. I'd smash those gizzards. Tonight we have our annual HoliRide. A buddy hosts a big potluck in his massive heated garage, and we drink beer and ride pedal bikes around town to look at the Christmas displays. Point of interest for @Kennythetigeris that my wife has prepared her Dorothy Lynch taco dip. Will post pics tonight, but damn I can't wait for that.
  2. Her celly is going to put a dementor in her prison pocket.
  3. those have to be some AI hips and whatever that is, but not gonna like I'd still get nekkid with her. but I opened this thread to say Michigan is a fucking cesspool. fuck those midwestern elitist fucks.
  4. Can’t tell which of the tweets on this page are for real. Even knowing her history, Hill’s comment looks suspect. But I may be a dumb shit.
  5. Notice she calls him a cornball. She reflexively has to go with her usual claim of racism but she also wants to communicate that she doesn’t like him because he likes white women. Plus, the guy is still in jail and you are bitching about him not getting another job?
  6. Ask for charlise Theron to be the Bev cart girl, and bang her a couple of times during the round. And also enjoy some Mich ultras.
  7. i know she is saying this to be controversial and get immediate clicks, its what she does, and was probably a huge reason why ESPN parted ways with her. but historically, shes got a point... I mean fuck all we have to do is look at Major 18 years ago banging the equipement girl while his wife was 8-ish months preggo. yes- he self reported it, so thats a tiny tiny bit in his favor, but all he got was a loss of his next guaranteed contract increase (which admittedly was something like a half mil).. but he wasnt let go. the only immediate counter I can give her is Bobby Petrino getting let go, but thats because his fuckup was so public Piggy had no choice.... but 10 years later he was right back in the role.
  8. But not enough to elect McCain and McCain laid that pretty directly at her feet. Those that adored her were probably the precursors to Trump's base (she's an idiot, just like us!).
  9. Palin was extremely popular. Lots of Americans absolutely adored her.
  10. I was also there at the Summit in May of 1977. I flew in from Dallas without a ticket. I was wearing a jersey that said "An Evening with Led Zeppelin." A scalper approached me in the Hobby airport lobby and asked if I needed a ticket. I said I did, and he sold me a balcony ticket and gave me a ride to the arena. Many stories go about over the years about that Zeppelin concert being filmed, through the in house video system, that was used to display on a large video screen above the stage. But those rumors are false, for this concert. There were no camera people on or near the stage, and there were no images broadcast on the screen above the stage. It would have been nice if the band had allowed that!!! (FU Peter Grant !!) As the house lights went down, I had moved to the edge of the lower balcony, just above the floor. I waited for a few other to jump over the balcony, to attract security, if that was going to happen. Then I jumped to the floor and I immediately was walking briskly through an aisle of seats, headed toward the center aisle. This was easy to do because the Houston fans were all standing ---on their seats--- to see the mighty Zeppelin (if the people in front of you are standing on their seats, just standing on the floor won't do !!) Once I reached the center aisle, I walked my way right up to 3 rows back from the stage, and sat in an aisle seat not yet occupied for whatever reason. (I'd say that the first 10 rows from the stage, people were sitting in their seats. The opening number was TSRTS, and loudness of the sound coming from the stage speakers was something I had never experienced before!!! It was extremely intense!!! I eventually moved back, to an empty seat about half way back on the floor. The highlight of the evening for me, was Ten Years Gone. I remember during the Rock'n'Roll encore, that Jimmy slipped as he was playing moving forward, but he got right back up with a big cocaine grin on his face!!!
  11. Had to get him out of there and make sure it was safe for her. Also, that’s wheelhouse for most of the board.
  12. What if 1 has a rare genetic disease that means she can’t physically exert herself without damaging her heart. Fit lump?
  13. Arapahoe was my favorite for years until I went to Crested Butte. Such a great mountain... can't wait to introduce my son. Last two ski visits were in May so Pallavicini had stopped spinning so we should be good in March. I'm excited. Such a fun mountain!
  14. Looking at his kids, I'd say it spread from his dick.
  15. I personally think that if debates matter (and they don't), then Talarico v. Empty Suit Big John would be the one that would be the most favorable to Dems. I'd prefer Crockett bide her time and run against Cruz but we won't have a democracy by then.
  16. He went to every single county in Texas and spoke truth to people. That is more than the basics, especially in Texas. That was the hardest fought campaign I’ve ever seen in my life. He still lost by like 4. You think Crockett is going to even sniff that margin? She may as well wear a hijab and run on instituting sharia law for real. It’s hard for me to fathom someone the republicans in Texas would come out harder against than her.
  17. You guys are harsh. It's been a long time since I have tapped a moderately attractive, height/weight proportionate young lady in her early 20s with no kids. I'm a broke loser with nothing to lose, but if I had something to lose, I would be willing to lose it for that. By the way, Elko is your next Michgan coach.
  18. Or NewsMax. Depends on how bad she pisses Trump off with her weak showing today.
  19. That's why they were trying to get her transferred to federal prison. Goddamn these people are bad at law.
  20. Nice bit of boredom around here. Had the ECHO tech telling me her life story (I asked) as she scanned all up in my heart. She never stopped and said "OH MY GOD." Continued my quest to use every MRI machine in the UAB area. Sometimes you get a vintage one out in the county where it takes extra time for them to shovel coal underneath the boiler, but in this case I was in the Imperial Headquarters and the unit still had that new MRI machine smell. More importantly, the techno concert lasted ten minutes less than average. Doc hemmed and hummed a little, but bottom line was there may be things out there (I am certain they are, because the sneaky little bastards are made out of me) but nothing's getting anywhere near big enough to cause trouble. We agree to sit behind our cotton bales and not say a thing. Oh, and I was taking my blood pressure the wrong way. Instead of high BP, I have low pressure and can make myself dizzy by standing up fast, if I'm like, bored.
  21. I think it's because we're both unable to buy in on your stated presumption that a contested primary results in weaker candidates that you present as if it's prima facie evident. You can blame it on fascists in charge all you want; I'd rebut that the same group of assholes keeps getting elected because they are winning the majority of votes in fairly clean elections. Even if they are rigging elections, you're not going to convince the public of it when there remains significant support for the incumbents. The best thing Talarico or any Democrat can do for the party, for the state, etc., is focus on being popular.
  22. If Trump knocked her up we’d never hear the end of his unprecedented virility. From him.
  23. I hope they take her disgusting TV spot off the air as well when she's taken to the gravel pit.
  24. She's looking very weak and the Democrats are absolutely clowning her - producing combat veterans that were deported or had a spouse deported, or immigrants who raised 3 United States Marines, and she's just sitting there with a deer-in-headlines look, at least as much as her botox allows, trying to stammer out answers and do what the Democrats want. She'll be gone within a month. Trump wants somebody who can terrorize immigrants and not look so weak in front of the cameras.
  25. They need to rig it so that only supreme court members are on her grand jury.
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