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Trump’s America
If someone had told me 10 years ago that I'd hate that fucking song even more than I already did 10 years ago, I would have told them there was no fucking way to hate it more than I already did. And I would have been oh so fucking wrong.
- 2025 Cotton Bowl - Ohio State vs. Miami
- 2025 Cotton Bowl - Ohio State vs. Miami
- 2025 Cotton Bowl - Ohio State vs. Miami
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Local charities you endorse
My wife makes sure every child at her east Austin elementary school get a Christmas present. She also runs a clothes closet there. I can post the link next year - realistically they cant handle too much money. It sort of only works when its not too flooded with money.
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Jack Smith transcript released
oh, why did you have to go and mention that fucking dope. I'd almost forgotten about Mr. Leased Used Corvette and tag on the sport coat.
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Trump’s America
her father was from Jamaica. So, I'm guessing Ted is wrong, and it's dotard being a racist piece of shit.
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We're the Cheeziest party at Immamac's House Dec 31 2025 - Texas VS Michigan
I never hit on her.
- 2025 Cotton Bowl - Ohio State vs. Miami
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The movie you just watched
Seyfried’s acting in this was pretty good. Sweeney was, well, she did what her fans want to see. She got naked and that’s about it. Her acting in Christy and Eden was actually good. The only part of this where her acting was above par was when she was angry in the 2nd half of the film. I hope for her sake she finds some way to be in movies where she doesn’t have to get naked for anyone to show up and watch it because hoo boy she is not going to age well.
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Gumbo
Cheez-Its sprinkles not showing up, but I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god!
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We're the Cheeziest party at Immamac's House Dec 31 2025 - Texas VS Michigan
Her brother (my BIL) brought this up no less than 7 times today.
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
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We're the Cheeziest party at Immamac's House Dec 31 2025 - Texas VS Michigan
When you finally told her about it?
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We're the Cheeziest party at Immamac's House Dec 31 2025 - Texas VS Michigan
I'd get tased
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC