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  1. My daughter heading to UK for Uni. Got UCAS offer from U of G and it’s her top choice. How has he liked it there?
  2. You forgot I am either her sock or trying to fuck her. Gonna need you to update your drawing.
  3. The fall makes me feel bad for her, but the funky chicken just before the fall kills me.
  4. i swear y'all are just making Nicole into a mashup of more and more people like she's The Thing or something. First, there's Nicole. Then you mash the Rainey Street Ripper into her. Now you've mashed CTJ into her. Before long she'll be this tower of amassed flesh, cruising down Congress above the tops of the buildings and OH MY GOD IT'S HEADING FOR THE CAPITOL BUILDING AAAAAAAAHHHHH still less of a shitshow than Sark tho
  5. Well, can’t knock her dedication to the scam. JFC
  6. Let me convey my thoughts and prayers to her during these difficult times. And this…
  7. It really is amazing how hard Target has stepped on its own dick in recent years. Took a pretty beloved brand with real customer loyalty (sample size: my wife and all of her peers, holy fucking shit could they drop money at Target), and have fucked it up a dozen different ways, including taking a completely unnecessary harsh political position re DEI (an unforced error). My family alone is responsible for a lost couple thousand dollars a year in sales for our local Target. I know we're far from alone. They need to do some real turnaround shit, or they are in real existential jeopardy. And soaring sales at Wal-Mart by increased spending by upper tier shoppers is not a good economic sign, the way I read it. When people with money stop buying steak and start buying hamburger, that's a yellow flag for overall spending.
  8. This is the woman who paid someone to cut her all over her body in order to blame Dems
  9. yeah for sure. it's funny, I think my first introduction to MJ was as a guest vocal on that Waxahatchee "Right Back To It" song (apart from JimmyJazz mentioning Wednesday in this thread, but I didn't make the connection), but at this point I feel like everything touched by that group of people is part of the extended Wednesday universe, which is Gen Z coded to me. But Waxa is millennial. This video actually put so much context onto her for me - also was feeling bad for the Wednesday mcu derail again but they are an extension of this whole musical tree
  10. I haven't been drinking much lately and haven't had any bourbon for probably 6 months now. I've been meaning to go through my collection to figure out what of my favorites I want to keep for the odd time I do drink bourbon and pull the rest to give to friends. I finally did it today and poured a few while doing so. I finished the last oz of my KC2001 I'd been hanging onto and now I'm sipping on some Weller 12. I don't miss drinking almost every other day and I'm not going back to that habit, but this stuff sure is good.
  11. I think that’s a Nicole sock or he wants to fuck her, or both.
  12. Really surprised Habba Dabba do brought charges. Also note that in the press release, she is referred to as "Special Attorney" Habba. That's an effort to try and shield the consequences of her unlawful appointment. 28 USC 515 authorizes the AG to hire "special attorneys." In Jack Smith's case, they argued that a Special Attorney can't exercise the same powers as a US Attorney and must be answerable to one, which Smith was and was not, respectively. Guess what Habba's doing? Halligan too.
  13. Meat Pimp is rockin' the whoop broom to double her pleasure. You da man, MP!
  14. Okay I see Char is only in the doubles draw which is why I missed her. Texas didn’t qualify a doubles team this year so I didn’t pay attention to it
  15. Snocaps is basically Waxahatchee's current line up + her sister. If you enjoy it, check out the Waxahatchee albums as well as MJ Lenderman (dude playing drums in the clip) and Wednesday. All part of a big sprawling connected universe/scene that's making some of the best albums of the post COVID era.
  16. Brantmeier has a lot of fight in her in this Championships tournament. Came from behind to win her 1st round. She's beatable. Carmen, UT's lonely All American this Fall, has had a tremendous Fall season thus far! On another note, 2 of UTs ex-players that transferred out, made it to Orlando.
  17. My youngest two kids are 21 and 22, and over the years since they graduated high school I been divesting myself of holidays. Last year I told them that I wasn’t celebrating Christmas, and that they should spend it with their mom. That left Thanksgiving as the only holiday left for me. Thanksgiving was really my favorite holiday anyway. As long as I can remember, the whole family has gathered up at the ranch for a few days to celebrate Thanksgiving. The family is pretty much split down the middle politically, but for the most part Thanksgiving has remained civil and apolitical. However, that has now ended for me. A few weeks ago my two sisters were at my mom’s house (I’m pretty much responsible now for her care) a they had a pretty disparaging conversation about LGBTQ+ (of course they used different terms) and I pretty much let them have it about what evil people they were. Last week one of them was back over at mom’s house and apologized by telling me she was willing to overlook my son’s faults (he’s gay) because he’s family. I just told her that she should probably leave. So I have now told my brother that I would drop my mom off at the ranch, but that I wouldn’t be staying and someone else will need to make the dressing. I told my kids to plan on pending the holiday with their mom’s family. So I guess it’s just going to be me and the dogs now. I’m not sure what I’m going to cook for us.
  18. That's been her thing ever since Homeland. I can't really take it anymore. She has aged quite poorly.
  19. I think I'd pay good money to see dotard and Liz Cheney to come face-to-face right now.
  20. DOJ superiors instructing a lawyer not to answer a federal judge’s specific questions about an important issue with law and fact is usually not gonna go over so well. It also came out that Halligan hung around after the grand jury no true billed the first attempt most of the grand jury went home, but the jury foreperson and one other grand juror were hanging around, so Halligan got two of the Grand jury members to sign the second indictment, which she signed and delivered to the federal magistrate. Both of those things are far more problematic for them from a discipline standpoint then her being too stupid to know how to conduct a grand jury indictment process. Inexperienced or no, she was well aware that she presented a totally invalid indictment an indictment that lead to Comey retaining criminal defense counsel to fight that false charge. There will be lots of popcorn, consuming fun coming out of this. There is zero way that Comey’s indictment is not overturned.
  21. My wife asked if her lower lip got a separate billing in the credits.
  22. The portal class with no OL, no RB and one WR (who looks like our best WR) was just negligent and lazy. I'd be lazy too if I had $75M coming to me until 2031 win or lose. Ranking 135 out of 136 in most penalties in year 5 is the standard is the standard
  23. I told him he should drop the paper clips more often for her to pick up.
  24. No actual dunking in this segment from a year ago, but a lot of good background on the player and her growth.
  25. In 53 years of marriage to a wonderful woman and 41 years of fatherhood to her and my sweet dream of a daughter (NO PICS OF EITHER YOU SICK FUCKS), it has become apparent to me that keeping up with a remote control device, garage door clicker or tangible key of any type or batteries of any kind is just not in the DNA of most otherwise intelligent, clever females. No offense, ladies. But Jesus, lend a valid credit or debit card to either and the Paypal and InstaCart floodgates open, hooo boy, never to be closed or curtailed except through abject poverty or Chapter 7 bankruptcy. But I digress.
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