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I'd love to blame their initial position on bad legal team but nothing LSU shows they are remotely competent. They likely got appropriate advise , chose what seemed like the best/cheapest and unlikely option that was advised against and went with it Embarrassing themselves even more , and paying more to the lawyers for being even more incompetent than anyone believed. Best job is fired HFC , second best job is their legal teams
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Not trying to be an ass with the question, but did you just forget your gun in the truck or do you regularly leave a firearm in your vehicle unsecured? I'd start with a good truck safe if you are leaving it in the vehicle.
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It's clear to me she's not Emma or Zoe. And sometimes she goes into a serving error funk, which I don't understand because it's a simple dink over serve. Whether it's Molly or another Zoe somewhere Texas better get her. I real difference maker at MB like Cas-Ogwalla would be great too, but I know she's a Sr so I don't know who it is.
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Boy am I not sold on Gary as the libero. I want to be. I like her. But I am not. She makes the spectacular play but not the routine play. Grab Texan Molly Tuozzo from Kentucky. Really make it personal.
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I have a moose roast in the smoker going overnight. We did a practice one last week. So fuckin good. BIL has a wild turkey (we’re going to their place tomorrow). Mrs JW will finish her tamale dressing tomorrow- we got the recipe from the shag many years ago- it’s been a family favorite since then. She makes an awesome red chile for it. She what’s up assholes.
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I feel extremely lucky actually. This week is my 3 year anniversary of being diagnosed. After that I tried to work part-time for a few months but my lack of fucks was too much to overcome and I decided I was never going to work again. I went through about 18 months of infusion hell and what it bought me was 18 months of the happiest time of my life. I have visited around 20 countries, traveling for months at a time. This is only possible because I drained my retirement accounts and had next to no responsibilities. When I was home I did nothing but smoke weed and play video games. I am a person who has struggled with self acceptance and self hatred my entire life and I completely gave all of that up, it just didn't matter to me anymore and I lived the life I wanted to live. I was extremely unhappy in my worker bee life and getting cancer opened my eyes to just how unhappy I was. Anyway, it's kind of shocking how quickly I'm deteriorating now. 6 weeks ago I was walking around Spain for hours with no significant issues. Earlier this week I felt as though I had ran a marathon for a walk from the parking lot up to the hospital lab, a journey I've easily made well over 100 times the last 3 years, even during the toughest of the chemo days. I'll be moving in with my mom and her husband next week and then I'll probably make the choice to begin hospice pretty soon after that. I thank everyone for the support and this thread is really the only place I talk about this stuff so it's definitely been positive impact on my experience.
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or drop her to the curb
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So one my coworkers(and good friend) got a call from his girlfriend last night when we were closing up the bar. She was hysterical. Long story short, he told me today that apparently last night when he was at work, she went out drinking with some friends, got way too fucked up, floored her car, almost hit a pedestrian and side swiped a car and then while in the neighborhood trying to park in front of their house, she put it in reverse and floored the gas, thus backing up into the neighbor's yard and hitting their house causing cracks and lots of damage. She also was in possession of a hefty amount of weed in her car when the cops arrested her. So now she's been in holding at Dallas county jail for over 14 hours(saw the judge this afternoon)with a misdemeanor charge and my friend is gonna have to drop 500 bucks to bail her out either tonight or tomorrow morning. Happy Thanksgiving!
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I'd be fine with Miller taking him up on that.
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They should let the dog in and then introduce her to Bevo like Ugga got to meet Bevo in the Sugar Bowl.
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
gofuckyourself replied to gofuckyourself's topic in Movies and TV
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
gofuckyourself replied to gofuckyourself's topic in Movies and TV
I figured it was because the bag was over the 17 lb limit. Immediately recognized the Howard Hamlin voice as well. Them breaking up with her was funny. But it dragged overall. Otherwise this episode was real slow and uneventful. Nicely convenient that the manufacturing all occurred in town. Hopefully the cliffhanger isn't the sci-fi cliche it appears to be. -
My MIL is here for tonight and tomorrow night. Dementia is kicking her ass pretty bad, and it’s not going well. A couple times this evening she was convinced my wife wasn’t her daughter. Told the wife later, “looks like it’s strange on the menu tonight!” What can ya do but see the humor? The alternative sucks.
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All Encompassing Mortgage and Real Estate Thread
Gil Bang replied to UTPhil2006's topic in Business and Markets
posted without comment A Realtor whose tip to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac’s federal regulator led to a criminal referral of California Democratic Sen. Adam Schiff is now a witness in a grand jury investigation into the handling of the case. Christine Bish — a former skip tracer who has worked in real estate in California’s Sacramento Valley for more than two decades — told Inman she sent documents she’s been gathering for several years about Schiff’s homes in Maryland and California to the Federal Housing Finance Agency (FHFA) in April. FHFA Director Bill Pulte then sent a criminal referral letter to the Department of Justice in May, alleging that Schiff committed mortgage fraud when purchasing and refinancing a home he owns in Maryland by claiming it as his primary residence. But Schiff says he’s innocent and has yet to be charged. Department of Justice prosecutors in Maryland who were assigned the case haven’t uncovered enough evidence to charge Schiff, NBC News reported last month, citing four anonymous sources familiar with the investigation. Bish — a Republican who is in a strong position to win a seat in Congress next year on her fourth attempt — was summoned to testify before a grand jury in Maryland on Nov. 20. She assumed she would be asked about Schiff’s properties. “I’m the author of the report that initiated the DOJ referral, and I’m the key witness,” Bish posted on X on Nov. 16. “I would know if this case was going nowhere. I’ll be in Maryland next week to lock down the key points. This isn’t fading away just because the political class wishes it would. It’s just getting started.” But it turned out that investigators were more interested in Bish’s dealings with Pulte and Justice Department attorney Ed Martin — and people who claimed to be acting on their behalf, according to a subpoena of Bish obtained by NBC News. Instead of testifying before a grand jury when she arrived at a federal courthouse in Greenbelt, Maryland, Bish “was pulled into a conference room” and questioned about her ties to Pulte and Martin, The New York Times reported. The Department of Justice appears to be trying to identify “any administration officials or their subordinates or intermediaries who might have shared information about the inquiry into Mr. Schiff with people not formally involved in it,” the Times reported. “The concern is that such sharing could taint the investigation, which is already seen as weak and politically motivated, according to people familiar with the move.” Bish acknowledged to Inman that she’s been contacted by Scott Strauss, a former Justice Department prosecutor who now works at Freddie Mac, and Robert Bowes, a former Trump administration official and Fannie Mae executive. But Bish took issue with an Associated Press report that Bowes asked her to “investigate” the mortgages of multiple people, saying she was only asked to “confirm” information that she was provided. Bish told Inman she was asked to verify information that a national news outlet had gathered and was preparing to report, casting doubts on the propriety of mortgages taken out by a Trump administration official, Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche. “I thought it was like a test, to find out if I was the real deal,” Bish said of the request. She said she had “no clue who Todd Blanche was” but “went and verified what information they had” about his mortgages and found no fault with them. ccording to MS Now, Blanche is helping oversee the probe of the investigation into Pulte and Martin’s methods, having reportedly “grown concerned about unforced errors in Justice Department investigations.” In addition to Schiff, Pulte has sent criminal referrals to the Department of Justice, accusing three other Democrats of mortgage fraud — New York Attorney General Letitia James, Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook and California Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell. Only James has been charged with mortgage fraud, and the case against her was dismissed on Monday by a judge who ruled that the prosecutor who indicted her, interim U.S. Attorney Lindsey Halligan, was unlawfully appointed. Bish told the Washington Post that she was grilled last week by a federal prosecutor, an FBI agent and an employee of the FHFA Inspector General — and told them that their focus on Pulte and Martin made them come across like the “Keystone Kops.” A Department of Justice spokesperson told the Post that it “is united as one team to execute on our mission to follow the facts in every case, prosecute crime, and make America safe again.” Chad Mizelle, former chief of staff for Attorney General Pam Bondi, said on X that the investigation is aimed at establishing the chain of custody of documents and figuring out “exactly who is talking to who [sic] so there are no surprises. DOJ isn’t investigating their own. They are getting ready to drop a bomb on Adam Schiff.” The prosecutor looking into the allegations against Schiff, U.S. Attorney for the District of Maryland Kelly Hayes, “has come under pressure to deliver an indictment like those that have already been filed against other Trump adversaries,” the Times reported. Fannie Mae ethics unit purged The FHFA, Pulte, Martin and Bowes have so far declined to comment on media reports on the investigation of the investigation. But last month, Fannie Mae fired key members of its ethics and internal investigations unit, including Fannie Mae Chief Ethics Officer Suzanne Libby. The Wall Street Journal reported on Nov. 11 that the employees were looking into whether Pulte “had improperly obtained mortgage records of key Democratic officials.” Several Fannie Mae executives who questioned the disclosure of confidential mortgage pricing data to rival Freddie Mac by an employee acting on Pulte’s behalf were also forced out, the Associated Press reported on Nov. 13, citing internal emails. The Fannie Mae executives who were forced out over the disagreement included CEO Priscilla Almodovar, General Counsel Danielle McCoy, and Malloy Evans, the head of single-family mortgage, the AP reported. When FHFA acting Inspector General John “Joe” Allen sent Fannie Mae’s internal investigation to the Department of Justice, he, too, was asked to resign, the Journal reported. California Democratic Rep. Dave Min, a former SEC prosecutor who serves on the House Oversight Committee, asked Allen in September to open an investigation into whether Pulte violated any laws “by misappropriating and misusing non-public mortgage data” in sending the criminal referrals to the Department of Justice. Bish’s 4th run for Congress Bish, a real estate salesperson with Rocklin, California-based Intero Real Estate affiliate URealty Inc., said her interest in Schiff’s mortgages is connected to “opposition research” she conducted for her first run for Congress six years ago. “This started an Erin Brockovich environmental story,” Bish said of the events that drew her to politics. “What happened was I had discovered that we had contaminated water, and my water district was suing the federal government because of the contaminated wells in my neighborhood.” In Spring 2019, Bish was recovering from kidney cancer she blames on groundwater contamination. Already frustrated by what she claims was inaction by her Congressional Representative, Doris Matsui, Bish said she became incensed when Matsui appeared on TV vowing to block Trump, then serving his first term, in any way she could. “Had Doris Matsui simply sent me a form letter saying, ‘Thank you for contacting our office. We’re in contact with the EPA,’ I may have never run for office,” Bish said. To her surprise, Bish defeated her Republican opponent in the March 2020 primary election, winning the right to challenge Matsui for her 6th Congressional District seat in the November general election. That got her digging into Matsui’s California residency as a potential campaign issue. “I have a history in doing skip tracing and locating people and locating assets and locating witnesses,” Bish said. “That’s what my unique skill set is.” Matsui repaid $2,800 in back taxes on a $1.5 million Maryland home in 2009, which state officials said she erroneously claimed as her permanent residence, McClatchy reported at the time. Roll Call reported a similar tax issue with Schiff’s Maryland home in 2009. Bish says the issue she has tried to raise is that “this is an election integrity case. You cannot claim your residence as Maryland and also claim your residence for voting and election purposes in California. The [alleged] mortgage fraud proves the election issues.” CNN took a deep dive into the issue when Schiff was running for Senate in 2023, examining property records showing he claimed a Maryland property as his primary residence when he purchased it in 2003, and also when he refinanced the property in 2009, 2010, 2011 and 2012. A spokesperson for Schiff told CNN at the time that he listed both his California and Maryland addresses as primary residences for loan purposes “because they are both occupied throughout the year and to distinguish them from a vacation property.” CNN reported in 2023 that “multiple real estate law experts” told the publication that “ambiguous language of the law means Schiff is likely legally in the clear in regard to his taxes and mortgage.” Schiff’s spokesperson told Inman in July that the lenders who provided the mortgages for both homes “were well aware of then-Representative Schiff’s Congressional service and of his intended year-round use of both homes, neither of which were vacation homes. He has always been completely transparent about this.” A ‘pattern and practice of behavior’ ProPublica reported in August that three Trump Cabinet members have reported more than one home as a principal residence: Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy, and Environmental Protection Agency chief Lee Zeldin. The story noted that real estate experts say claiming more than one home as a primary residence at the same time “is often legal and rarely prosecuted.” Bish told Inman she was not familiar with those allegations, or with ProPublica. But she agreed that a person can have two primary residences. “If they were in that property for 12 consecutive months, and on the 13th month they move somewhere else, the mortgage can still say that [it is their primary residence], and it’s still legal,” Bish said. “Where you would get into it is, did they make a change on their taxes?” She’s adamant that Schiff’s case is different because he’s engaged in a “pattern and practice of behavior” over time “that makes it irrefutable.” Bish said she sent information she’d gathered about Schiff’s properties to Congressional ethics committees in 2023 and 2024 and “they did nothing.” “I’m assuming whatever interns they have there, or college staffers, looked at it and probably glossed over it because they don’t even understand their student loans,” Bish speculated. Then Pulte began asking the public to send mortgage fraud tips to a dedicated email address, fraudtips@fhfa.gov. On April 30, Bish sent the FHFA a link to a Dropbox folder with the information she’d gathered on Schiff. “I didn’t hear anything back,” she said. “I got an acknowledgement, ‘Thanks for sending it in; have a nice life.’ So I figured, well, okay, I did my part.” On July 15, the New York Post was the first to report that Pulte had referred Schiff to the Department of Justice for suspected mortgage fraud, citing an anonymous Trump administration official. Trump himself posted on Truth Social the same day that “Fannie Mae’s Financial Crimes Division have concluded that Adam Schiff has engaged in a sustained pattern of possible Mortgage Fraud.” But it wasn’t until July 20, when Trump posted one of the documents that Bish had sent to Pulte on Truth Social, that she understood that her April 30 tip had gotten the ball rolling. “I recognized the highlighting” on the document, Bish told Inman. “I did it on my Adobe program.” Pulte’s criminal referral of Schiff to Bondi and Blanche is dated May 27. “They got [Bish’s file on Schiff] on April 30, reviewed it, and saw the validity of the documents and the accusations — because they can check that stuff instantly, right?” Bish told Inman. “They saw what I put together was credible, and had that referral in 27 days.” In Bish’s view, “I can tell you the one person that has done their job was director Pulte and FHFA.” Planning for life in Washington DC After finishing as the top Republican in the 2020 primary election in the 6th Congressional District, Bish was handily defeated in the general election with Matsui, the Democratic incumbent, winning 73 percent of the vote. But Bish saw an opportunity to run again in 2022, when Matsui decided to run in the neighboring 7th Congressional District (which she continues to represent). This time, Bish didn’t make it out of the primary, attracting just 8 percent of the vote and finishing behind two other Republicans. But Bish was back in 2024, winning the Republican nomination in the 6th Congressional District primary, and attracting 42 percent of the 287,000 votes cast in the general election. While she finished behind incumbent Democratic Rep. Ami Bera, who attracted 58 percent of the vote, the race positioned Bish well for her fourth run for Congress next year. With California’s congressional districts being redrawn by Proposition 50 for the 2026 elections to give Democrats five more seats in Congress — Gov. Gavin Newsom’s answer to similar gerrymandering in Texas — Bish likes her odds. Bera has jumped ship, abandoning the 6th Congressional District to run in the formerly Republican 3rd Congressional District, which has been redrawn to favor Democrats. While Democratic-leaning voters still outnumber Republicans in the 6th Congressional District, Democrats have a smaller advantage in the district than they did in 2024 — and there’s no incumbent. Because Bish beat the two other Republicans who have thrown their hats in the race in the 2024 primary, she’s confident she’ll be the party’s nominee in the November 2026 election. If she wins, she has a plan for addressing the challenge of spending part of her time in Washington D.C., and the rest in California, where her children, grandchildren and constituents live. “So my husband and I are ready to retire. But this is the mission that I’m on,” she said of her desire to serve in Congress. “So I’m thinking, I’m going to go find a mobile home park outside of D.C. I will rent a space and buy that giant fifth wheel RV that he and I would both like to have.” “If I’m there for two years, I’m there for two years,” she said. “If I get reelected, and I’m there for another two, it might change.” -
That was the first time the AI symbolism really hit home for me. So the powder going into the milk is people? I guess something had to happen to get the rest of the survivors on Carol's side. Will the others deliver her video with that revelation? The recording that Carol was talking to all episode was this guy, right?
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Started off short handed Duke women's basketball's Emma Koabel will miss the 2025-26 season due to a knee injury. The status of freshman Arianna Roberson, who suffered an offseason injury, is progressing but the coaching staff is still mindful of her workload and it's unclear if there are any minute restrictions for her early in the season. Emma Koabel: Will miss the entire 2025-26 season with a knee injury sustained while playing for Team Canada. Arianna Roberson: Suffered a season-ending injury in the offseason and is still working her way back. While her recovery is progressing and she is practicing, her workload is being carefully managed, and it's uncertain if she will have a minute restriction at the start of the season.
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Liverpool FC 2025-26: #20 in memory of #20 Diogo Jota
mdmost replied to Firemans4Horn's topic in Futbol
He has to get Gomez and Andy out there. Kerkez and Konate need to sit. Mo also needs to sit. He does nothing out there. Sending the ball to him produces nothing. I love Mo but he used up all his magic last season. I get why he throws Gakpo out. He's at least trying to create something. Him, Hugo, and Szobo are the entire offense. I'd give him till Inter to right the ship. If he can't fix it he will never be able to. If you can't get right against 17th and 18th placed teams in the table, you're never going to get it right. -
About a month ago, my wife found out she has breast cancer. We freaked out, of course. But after meeting with doctors, it turned out that she had the best case senario. It was confined to a milk duct and it was detected at the earliest possible time. My wife's family history with cancer is horrible, so she's been doing mammograms and MRIs on a strict schedule, and it was caught. It is what they call "Stage Zero". No chemo or radiation. However, if she chose to just do a lumpectomy, her chances of getting it again in the next 10 years would be 30%, because of her genetic make up. She had genetic testing done years ago. A double mastectomy put her at 1-3%. She opted for the double, I can't blame her. The surgery was monday and it was a great success. She goes back in a couple of weeks for the reconstruction. And yes, she's getting the upgrayyyyed. I've been keeping it together, for the most part. When it comes to big emotions, I'm a bottler. I'm sure it will get out one day, maybe soon. She always tries to get me to "let it out" but I fight it. Just instinct, I guess. I didn't have a bad childhood, where I wasn't allowed to be emotional. I don't know why I'm this way. She's already back to her old self, other than soreness. It's great to see.
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Rori was the only Texas player to make a FG in the 4th quarter. Without her, we definitely lose this game. The rest of the team had no energy left.
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I could easily see Tech sitting tight at 5, even if they win out. Now, the committee does what it wants, but allegedly the CCG losses won't make a team drop. For those reasons, I'd like to see a Texas win this Friday, in addition to general purposes towards aggy misery.
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Mrs. Blanton, Freshman Social Studies. Smokin' hot lil' cajun chick married to a rich guy 20 years older than her. We all knew what was up.
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Damn. Kneepenks got some ass on her
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
BurntEyes replied to GreenspointTexas's topic in Football
Oh we're in full agreement. Honestly, if the company I was working for didn't expect me to hang and socialize I'd often bail too. Even though I go to networking events as a part of my career, I dont love them. So, I'd be pretty hypocritical if I expected speakers to want to hang after. That's the very reason Lou Holtz really stood out. He enjoyed engaging with people, answering and asking questions. Genuinely getting to know people in a friendly way. It was cool and unique. (Confession- He even had nice things to say about Texas and Mack Brown but I'm not repeating them for fear of negbalivion. ) -
I'd eat that right now. Especially if the Spam is fried.
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Okay, Jacquez, you chest checked her
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