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Things not going well in Venezuela
NotActuallyALonghorn replied to Parliament's topic in Daily Texan
Maybe, we could get a Venezuelan gal to stick said sharpie up her but before drawing said map. The subsequent OF video could revitalize their economy. -
I don't think much about you at all, really. However, speaking of ubiquity, that's your presence on any cause that you deem worthy, and sometimes that same subject is something I also give a shit about, and then there's simply no avoiding your robotic and formulaic posting drama that you've conducted by rote for going on two decades. I'd have to be blind not to notice it, same for any other longstanding poster on the boards. That's the thing about narcissists that they can never fully grasp about themselves due to the nature of their psychology - they're really boring and repetitive individuals. It's not an interest level from others that merits a response outside of a few family members who have no choice but to care about the individual, it's the voluminous banality with which they insist upon themselves to everyone else around them. Folks who otherwise wouldn't give one shit get tired of it and call it out. To the narcissist, "if you don't care, why are you so focused on me!!?". To the other humans, "If you would shut the fuck up with the rapid fire onslaught of the same take over and over and over again, we wouldn't be interacting, you dumb and boring motherfucker. "
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What’s more confusing than her wording is your comprehension of it.
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I've seen like 20 different versions of this scenario played out on social media the past couple of weeks. Always hot waitresses. My first response is, "I can fix her" and then I realize its got to be AI. Furk.
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Are they going to have her working as a whore? Or have her discuss trump’s side action with other whores while she gives birth? How about Epstein island parties?
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Melania Trump -- Not a Fan of Christmas
Brisketexan replied to Patrick Bateman's topic in Cloak Room
A means of circumventing all of our bribery laws. Amazon sent her $40 million to make a "documentary" about her. It's just shameless payola to buy favor from the regime. Remember how we made Jimmy Carter get rid of his peanut farm? Fucking different times. Now? Melania could make 10 shitty friendship bracelets, price each one at $100 million, and they'd all be sold before the end of the day. Because some Saudi prince, and Jeff Bezos, and any number of other oligarchs and shit, just really, really need that friendship bracelet, and it's totally worthy $100 million. It's not payola/bribery at all, no sir. -
I'd rather be starting a second string defense than going through whatever the hell is happening in Ann Arbor currently.
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Any of y'all do Letterboxd? I've watched 114 movies so far this year (including rewatches). Latest one being LEE (2023) (on Hulu). About the wartime Vogue photographer Lee Miller (played by Kate Winslet and her tits). Good performance from Winslet, and other strong actors in the cast with not much to do: Marion Cotillard, Aleksander Skaarsgard, Josh O'Connor. Oh, and Andy Samberg. But the movie lacked any real tension or compelling drama. An interesting historical story, but pretty meh as a narrative film.
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Yeah, she's been doxxed. Not sure if she's faced employment or other consequences. She is obviously BSC. I wonder if the boyfriend knew what she was capable of, or if it was a relatively new relationship and he got sucked into her crazy. By the way, she sure looks like wheelhouse for at least a segment of surly.
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edit - ff to 2:35 if you don't want to watch the entire thing but do want to see her taste concrete. update Woman in viral video seen attacking SF restaurant staff arrested for public intoxication
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Elise Stefanik needs her own thread. She's gonna be a GQP big player.
Red Five replied to Jive Turkey's topic in Cloak Room
To be fair, I think she spends all of her free time eating. -
Here's the thing they don't get (or don't want to get). One can be for a thing -- say, light rail. One can be in favor of that concept. BUT, one can also be stridently opposed to that thing happening due to (1) the people who would be in charge of that thing, and (2) how they would execute that thing. I use the light rail example because that's exactly where I was on my "no" vote on light rail in Austin some years back. My take was "sure, I can make a case for light rail, it might be a good idea, but I will vote no 100% of the time if we're going to have Capital Metro in charge of it." Because they are demonstrably incompetent, they routinely lie to the voters about what they're planning (including how much it will actually cost, etc.). I told people "put it on the ballot with someone else running it, and I'd probably vote yes." On "immigration enforcement," I - and most of the "CR cabal libtards open borders lovers!" crowd are in favor of the concept. In fact, we can point you to numerous points in our history when we had reasonably effective border enforcement and monitored work permit programs, and our take is "let's do that." Or we point to GWB's immigration reform plan (that's right, us "libtards who just can't see anything worth approving on 'the other side'" point to GWB positively) as a pretty solid approach. What we are NOT in favor of is an administration that (1) lies openly and shamelessly about immigrants and immigration (no, Haitians were not eating dogs and cats), (2) has as an unabashed goal of purging this nation of all who don't meet their preferred vision (aryan nation shit), (3) gleefully and BRAGGINGLY targets people solely because of their ethnicity (note that none of the targeted ethnicities look like @Nicole44 - she will never, ever, ever be thrown to the ground and tossed in a hole for a day because ICE doesn't believe she's a "real American"), and (4) violates the law, the Constitution, and simple standards of humanity with joy and pride. People who support this admin's approach support things like (1) its chief advisers calling for the extermination/expulsion of all 65 million hispanics in this country (I didn't make that up, and Loomer isn't the only one to say it), (2) opposing not just illegal immigration, but legal immigration (see the Charlie Kirk tweet...and any of a hundred other things members of the admin have said and done to kick out people here legally, etc.), (3) implementing things like the newly proposed rule that anyone entering the country has to share all social media for the last five years so the regime can check to see if the person is appropriately loyal to (and not critical of) the Dear Leader. Those are all things that are part and parcel of current "immigration policy." That shit is poison, it destroys our country, the fabric of society, our humanity, our system of an actual Rule of Law, etc. The "medicine" is vastly worse than the condition it's supposed to treat. Immigration is actually something that can be handled quite easily, using tools we've long-had and have used before. We can reasonably manage our border, vet and monitor people who come in for work or asylum or simply visiting, etc. We're not doing that. We are installing and creating a gestapo that is openly used as a private military force in service of the regime, targeting entire ethnicities regardless of legal status, with a stated goal of driving all "undesirable" ethnicities (including mine) from our country altogether. If you are okay with that, just fucking own it. If you are NOT okay with it, you cannot say "yeah, but....they are also busting some illegals, so I'll let it go." No. Some things are deal breakers. At least, they are to human beings with any legal, moral, and ethical compass. I actually think @Nicole44 has such a compass. I just think she's let it get twisted wildly off of any true north, because she's swallowed a line of bullshit (sorry, in terms of all the things that are shitty in this country, immigrants and illegal immigration in particular are about .001% of the problem/cause), and because she's been blind to or cavalier about how bad and dangerous what's happening really is. Any time the regime of a country is built on a cornerstone of demonizing and blaming some "other" -- whether it be hispanics, or muslims, or jews, or anyone else -- which this regime PROUDLY is.....it's as clear a "DANGER WILL ROBINSON!" moment as you'll ever get. That's fucking poison, and it always takes you to very fucking dark places. Don't even start down that road.
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I'd really like more info on the land Venezuela has stolen from the US.
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You should really consider the Steam Machine when it launches early next year. It's an actual computer running a Steam operating system that makes it extremely similar to a console experience. Except it's a full-on PC so you can mod your games and load in whatever software or emulators or media you want. Because it's YOUR computer, not a locked down console. You can use it like a PC with a mouse and keyboard and normal desktop experience (it's Linux, but honestly very similar to a baseline Windows experience), or use it just with a controller like you would with a console under your living room TV. I'm really strongly considering one myself since my wife wants her PC back and not to be our living room gaming PC
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She sounds drunk, or mentally handicapped. Must be rough for her living in Clearwater, where 1 of 5 is Hispanic. And that whole Florida name must be a constant reminder.
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Elise Stefanik needs her own thread. She's gonna be a GQP big player.
TwiceHorn replied to Jive Turkey's topic in Cloak Room
Also just a side note. Kathy Hochul is very attractive at her age. -
Elise Stefanik needs her own thread. She's gonna be a GQP big player.
speed817 replied to Jive Turkey's topic in Cloak Room
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Here I am! [emoji8] Y'all can fuck anything up. If it wasn't Nicole, y'all would've fatwa'd her by now. Because she's right about one very specific thing: anything that doesn't fit the lockstep of the nutjob groupthink y'all tend to exhibit is immediately dogpiled and destroyed. Especially coming from the members that spent all that time bitching about Jimmy Kimmel being shut down. "Freedom of speech!" Remember that? But no, can't have dissent. And yes, some people just have stupid opinions, but if you can't debate without resorting to childish name-calling and profanity, then your just as useless as they are. Put them on ignore and move along. Or post the receipts about why your right so they look stupid when they ignore you. Then put them on ignore. So, I guess as the resident "DT bitch", please take your shit back to the CR shithole and let us get back to talking about how awesome Ahmed was. Thanks.
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And VF has audio tapes. Reading through it, I'm beginning to wonder if this is a conspiracy of sorts, but one not involving Trump. Like somebody or several somebodies in that photo above decided they were going to get some negative shit out there about Trump from a legitimate inside source. Whether VF chose her or they did and worked out the details with VF that she would be the focus, doesn't matter. I could even see some of them agreeing to have her say some negative shit about them (since people will soon forget it) so that it didn't look like she was just dissing Trump. I'm not saying anything like 25th Amendment or anything that big, just laying the groundwork for some of them to try and show there was distance between them and Trump or laying the groundwork for 2028 and saying "Hey, you saw what Wiles said about Trump, we were doing the best we could, but that was Trump." Wiles didn't say this in a vacuum, it was over 11 interviews, with background interviews from some of the people in that photo (and they posed for multiple photos for this article) and it was all recorded. I don't want to toot the conspiracy theory horn, but she knew exactly what she was saying, regardless of context.
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Holy FUCK! I just watched season 2, episode 8, the one about "Ludachristmas." Liz Lemon's parents come to see her for Christmas. Her father's name is Dick. At one point, he says "Remember, it's not a Lemon party without old Dick!" I swear to God, I nearly choked on my Dorito, and there is nobody here to save me with a Heimlich maneuver. I would have been found dead on the floor with 30 Rock episodes running. They'd probably be to season 4 episode 19 or something by the time somebody found me. How the fuck did that ever get past the censors?
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Good to see KKKaroline gets gender affirming care. See those injection sites on her lips?
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My brother is an addict. Started smoking anything he could light on fire in middle school, then started selling it out of his bedroom window. After I moved away to college, he got into harder stuff and stole money from my parents' money market account to buy drugs. They kicked him out and he eventually made his way to Austin. He got a DUI in Travis County in 2007. We weren't speaking much then, so when I got a call from jail at 7 am I was more than surprised. After we hung up I made some calls and got him released without bail since he was a first-time offender. I guess there's still a lot of paperwork that has to happen, and one has to be given time to sober up, because at noon the same day he called back from jail. Started telling me the same exact story I'd heard 5 hours earlier. I cut him off, told him he was a fucking asshole, and that I was not going to pick him up. I called his roommate who went and got him. He did alcohol counseling and stopped drinking. Still smokes weed like a chimney but as far as I know, it's the only thing he smokes. We got a lot closer after that, mainly due to his outreach to me (we have no other siblings). He still makes shit financial choices but has had a steady job for a long time and an apartment near us. He takes care of our dog when we're out of town and he would murder anyone who messed with that dog. He'd also murder anyone who messed with me, or my family. When I had to have emergency surgery last year, he was the first to call about visiting me at the hospital. Lately things have been shakier than usual. His electricity almost got cut off and he almost got evicted until my parents intervened. He doesn't ask me for money or for a place to stay because he knows I'd say no, but if his dog needs food or if he needs to borrow a carpet cleaner or whatever, I'm ok with that. A few months ago he mentioned that he started drinking again. Not much, he says. But I know how it goes. We come from a family of alcoholics. I guess all this is to say, I can see how someone can try and fail to help an addict they love. Not to be cliche, but even addicts contain multitudes. The Reiners, I'm sure, held out hope until the last minute. When it's your kid, I imagine it's another order of magnitude of difficulty. What a tragedy.
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For those who don’t know, her mother, Danielle (Strader) Bordi, was a swimmer at Texas
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She's a fucking cunt. She needs to take her Luka-less Mavericks and get the fuck out.
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