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I also saw that movie on a random Saturday at UT. Buddy’s newish GF comes over. She had brought her favorite movie to watch. I hadn’t seen it and me + other roommate didn’t have any real plans. So all 4 of us watch the thing. After it ended, I just looked at other roommate and we both look at her as she was grinning ear to ear. Her: What did you think? Me: I think I’m going to have nightmares… Her: Hahahaha. You’re funny. My buddy who’s dating her was just kind of staring at her in quiet disbelief. He went on to date this girl on and off for a while. She was obviously working through some major issues. But according to my buddy, she was every bit of the stereotype of daddy / parental issues (she was adopted) and wild in the sack. We were sophomores and she was like taking a grad level class of crazy. My buddy was sometimes kind of shook after a weekend of amorous activities. In 2003, choking, butt stuff, and tears was not as pervasive as it is today. And BDSM (even if lightish) is a lot for a 19-20 year old kid. His eventual wife ended up being the complete opposite. Stable family. Sweet. Vanilla. And I know exactly why. That is all. Thank for your attention in this matter.
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Holy shit. I always knew molé was a lot of work, but man. The Red Iguana in salt lake is literally a 9.5 hour drive from me and i think I'd rather do that than try and do what you did. God speed good sir.
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Spent a lot of time this weekend just talking to people in the city organically. Had a wonderful time with the volunteers at the Merchant House Museum by NYU. They care so much about the place and spent around 30 minutes talking to me and the mrs. about the museum and everything from gardening to the laws of thermodynamics. Even gave us some merch for free and we can't recommend the place enough. Quote of the conversation when they asked where we're from and we said Texas was, "Well that's certainly a place." Talked to a bus boy at an Argentinian Restaurant (Estancia Piola) in Brooklyn who is from Puebla in for a bit about his commute from Queens and the struggle to survive in the city. On the opposite side of the spectrum we talked to the owner of the restaurant who was really trying very hard and had fantastic food if your ever in the neighborhood. Her husband owns the dive next door. Finally on the drive to EWR today we talked to a Dominican who lives in Yonkers with a good union construction job that drives for uber/Lyft 7 days a week just to keep it going. He loves the city, but still makes it a point to go back to Santo Domingo every few months for some vacation. The people in the city are so much friendlier than they get credit for.
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^ Just saw the opening scene with her before the credits. I live about 1.5 miles from that house, could easily walk there. We shall see how the rest of the episode goes.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Gut Wagon replied to Mitch Cumsteen's topic in Basketball
Given the trouble we have defending these Western teams who run and gun, I'd start with getting some perimeter D. -
Then I thought, "When am I ever going back to Haiti?"
Francisco 2.0 replied to Deej's topic in Daily Texan
But then there was a lot about Tanner and Gavin that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where they lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Plano the "City Of Excellence." I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Plano, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me. -
Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
Surly Bevo replied to PenelopeWitherspoon's topic in Cloak Room
I'd rather send them to North Sentinel Island and see how things go from there. -
No doubt. It's been an issue of late. But when she keeps her return within the same zip code as a teammate, we usually can survive it.
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Donna is not a lawyer, why would he jerk to her? A paralegal such as @AnotherLawyer only wants to stroke to elite tv lawyers
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“Jordon Hudson, the 24-year-old girlfriend of football coaching legend Bill Belichick, said she is suing sports reporter Pablo Torre, after he has run several reports this year that have made her look bad.” https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/bill-belichicks-girlfriend-jordon-hudson-says-shes-suing-sports-reporter-pablo-torre/
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That's fair. Watching it over and over, I think it's strictly because of the "launching" like Pato says. Not a call I'd be screaming made if it were one of our players, but whatever.
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Oh and Kristi Noem will throw her hat in the ring as well because we need all of the cartoon characters running again.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
Macanudo replied to Pancho's topic in Cloak Room
I think she'll get something like $40,000 a year starting at age 62. Nothing to sneeze at but not "retire and never worry again money" for someone like her who probably drives a lifted Ram truck with $1,200 monthly payments. -
Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
tx ind replied to Pancho's topic in Cloak Room
I heard on one of the news programs this morning that her pension vests on Jan 4 and she is leaving on Jan 5. -
lyle lovett fucked julia roberts in her prime in surlyville, that's currency they should put it on the wall
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
scramblyn replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
1 Ohio State (1) 2 Indiana (2) 3 Texas A&M (3) 4 Georgia (4) 5 Texas Tech (5) 6 Ole Miss (6) 7 Oregon (7) 8 Oklahoma (8) 9 Notre Dame (9) 10 Alabama (10) from another thread, the top 10 of the rankings which are all that matter because the ACC and the top also-ran conf champion rounds out 11 and 12. Texas might be ahead of Alabama in this alt world we are creating but that's a big might because their drop was the same week we got shellacked by Georgia. Texas is behind the rest, including OU because the same day we got butt fucked by Kirby, OU went on the road and beat Bama. -
The Diplomat (Netflix) - Keri Russell, Rufus Sewell
Nice Guy Eddie replied to wild_turkey's topic in Movies and TV
Still watching season 3, but I find myself hating Russell’s character more with each episode. In this season, she wants to be her own woman but has to constantly rely on her marriage for professional assistance, even though she proclaims otherwise. And she continually drags others into her chaos potentially ruining their life and career. It makes for a whirlwind of a show. not to mention that she appears to sabotage Hal at every turn. -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
scramblyn replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
that's a nonsense hypothetical. we have our schedule. we are not getting in 9-3. at 10-2 with a win over Rice instead of a lost to tOSU and the exact same schedule we have and the exact same results I'd say we are probably in, but for the love of christ, it would be a beauty contest and here's the good and bad with Texas: 1. Terrible loss - Florida 2. A+ win - OU 3. Bad loss - Georgia 4. A+ win - A&M 5. Good win - Vandy 6. Terrible wins - UK (OT) / Miss St (OT) 7. The rest is unimpressive shit. 8. 5th at best in the SEC. This would be a 10-2 team (assuming we beat A&M) that's a hair from 8-4 and the committee sees it. And yeah, with that resume, probably in but not guaranteed. -
need to dip into the surly well of knowledge here, felching .... rfk jr wants to eat his cum out a chicks ass or another guys cum out her ass ? huge difference there !
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https://www.tampabay.com/news/education/2025/11/21/usf-muslim-students-harassed-latest/ group of Muslim students at USF were praying at dawn in a campus parking garage when a few men walked up and started harassing them. The students were in the middle of prayer — kneeling, heads down — and the men got right in their faces, yelled religious insults, told a girl to remove her hijab, and waved bacon at them. felony a but harsh or not enough
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Charlie Kirk assassinated at an event in Utah (by a 22 YO groyper)
Sawbonz replied to msbesq's topic in Cloak Room
Does this woman not have anyone in her family that cares enough to get her some psychiatric help? She does seem to have some type of borderline or other personality disorder, so it’s very possible that she has alienated them all Why have you inferred that -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Bolero88 replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
I'd rather be at a "disadvantage" than be a pussy. -
Is it worth it to see it in theaters? I'd like to, but there are limited showtimes here so I may wait for streaming.
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2025-26 Houston Rockets Thread - Back to Contention?
LCHorn replied to BigOrange1's topic in Basketball
I didn’t realize that she’s been broadcasting since 2018, which helps explain her polish better. She’s a rockstar and sitting her next to Dirk makes him look baboso.
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