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  1. Yeah I've met quite a few as well and you're not wrong. I'd describe most of them as forceful personalities, direct, etc.
  2. Well family through marriage access, and Im divorced. Great ass that one. and then not getting back into her dripping spring either
  3. I'd have gone past Webelos if most of these were on the menu.
  4. The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't." See, 'cause of the echo.
  5. And her big smile!
  6. I mean, the overall vibe, hell yeah The upside down bridge on a J45 style guitar also looks like the right kind of rude to go with an all black guitar. mustache bridge works well too. My reservations on that guitar would be.... what exactly is it? EC? Concert depth dreadnought? I'm not sure exactly what that means but it sounds like it might be dreadnought (or presumably, Gibson Jumbo) shaped but thinner front to back. Which is cool but I'd want to play it and understand the volume, unless I'm going to use it plugged in. If you are using it on stage that might actually be really cool and comfortable, especially if you like the baggs pickup. But I'd check to make sure i understand the size, and also maybe play a Gibson or two if you're used to Martin acoustic scale lengths. I feel like you specifically are a Taylor guy? Can't remember their scale.
  7. Even with the shitty Florida loss, I think we'd have a decent shot of getting in with the 3 losses if we had looked like a good/consistent team most of the year. We've looked really, really sloppy in a lot of our games. That gives the committee an out while still saying they didn't ding us for the OSU loss. Completely shitting the bed in the 2nd half of the GA game with the whole world watching is too recent to forget. Assuming a convincing win on Friday, I think it will come down to how strong the recency bias is and how much people forget the ugly earlier games. And we'll still need some help in front of us. But I'm hopeful the committee is basically going to ignore the OSU loss and compare us to the other 2 loss teams. If they do, we'll look pretty good from the standpoint of who we beat (including head to head with OU and Vandy). It's a long shot any way you look at it, but I'd love to see the world go nuts if they put us in with 3 losses. Just win on Friday and then let the lobbying begin.
  8. But, I mean....she gets to keep her "Alabama Teacher of the Year" title, and deservedly so.
  9. I mean, that gal sounded exactly like the measured, sane, rational MAGA types we all know and love. But I quibble very, very strongly with one thing. She said Gretchen Whitmer has an ugly butt. I strongly disagree. From what I can tell, she has a lovely and tasteful age-appropriate tuchus. So, that was just uncalled for.
  10. Does anyone have fridge space for 6 briskets and 6 pork butts Wednesday and Thursday? I'm thinking we are gonna have to kill that and go with something else or cook them the same day hot and fast which will be kinda shitty.
  11. Well, she was born in New Jersey, so I think her nationality is American.
  12. Js1

    Texas Women's Soccer

    Her husband is an assistant with Angel City FC. They have a very young child so I wonder if he’ll be part of the program to give up his role with Angel City.
  13. I haven't really been feeling this season and am way behind and just watched this episode. Maybe I'm not watching that closely but between the two I was rooting for Shannon. Her hippy-dippy jesus stuff was annoying but ultimately she seemed harmless and I don't remember her doing anything to warrant so much hatred from Sage. Maybe I just missed something. Yeah, that too.
  14. I don’t care what her nationality is….if she’s a good coach and good for UT.
  15. ha. I'd love nothing more than for Vic to get us over the hump...
  16. So much talk of Paige's GF but she's not the best player in the draft...so either they would have to trade down, or back into the top 5 or so to get her.
  17. Why did the AI generate picture Elon with butt hole eyes? Also the quote in question from Elon is pretty funny: "unworkable requirements" You mean shit like meeting automotive industry safety standards? Who wants to be tied down to shit like that? Oh you know companies that actually DO take on liability for the performance/results/behaviors of their vehicles. Not like Elon would know anything about that.
  18. I'd be interested to see this breakdown for ONLY Longhorn home plus neutral site games. And heck, for ONLY Ag away games. Speaking of home/away I just realized that if the ags hadn't pitched a fit and insisted on having us in College Station last year, in a season we were far better than them and were going to win anyway, then they could have had us in College Station this year, in a season where we're downright awful in true away games.
  19. they pressed but not extremely hard IMO and we were sketchy even handling that. the constant whistles hurt us from running and Miller definitely got outcoached by Hurley. we let 1.5 ASU players beat us. same old story on no shooters at Texas. Wilcher seems like the new and bigger version of Weaver. I'd play him a lot, if we are going to take good with bad anyway.
  20. You know what? She's pretty. I believe her.
  21. My birthday party spilled out into the parking lot. My mom was surprised nobody complimented her dress.
  22. Yes, we would. Because we are not a functioning country anymore. We are a crackpot kleptocratic autocracy - a real outsider among developed nations these days. 2025 can have "has her own show," or "member of the cabinet," or any number of wacky shit like that.
  23. The US government would under presidential orders. The French Foreign Legion is after me at the order of the French president. Our president confirms this. 2014: Schizophrenia 2025: Has her own show.
  24. My in-laws (who are retired) are not coming to visit their grandchildren over Thanksgiving BECAUSE THEY AGREED TO WATCH SOMEBODY ELSE'S DOG. That way, the owner of the other dog can go visit her grandchildren over Thanksgiving. I personally don't care because my MIL fucking sucks, but it's sad for me to see how it affects my wife. My kids are totally over it, so I don't have to go to war at least.
  25. I just don't get around very well or I'd be doing things in Austin. Out here in Johnson City, I'm an outnumbered wimp.
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