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It sucks. I'm sorry. I truly am sorry. One of my WORST Thanksgiving memories is my MIL walking through her brother's house and seeing me in the living room and she went to my wife, "Who is that man in the living room?" There were other times that she would be in the room and think we were all the grown ups from when she was a kid, and in her mind, she was a little girl. Still other times, later; she had no recollection of any of us. She was beautiful, gentle, gracious woman who was the rock for so many others...only for this disease to ravage her mind while her body still thrived. I've said since her battle with Alzheimers that I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, and certainly not on those we love. It is such a wicked disease, and dementia is similar in that respect.
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My whole family drove 5 hrs to spend Thanksgiving at the in-laws. All my MIL has done is complain about how much she hated cooking. Iâm trying to convince my wife that weâd be doing her mom a favor by not coming. My kids spend the whole time hiding upstairs to avoid the complaints.
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Look at her running. Probably just stole something.
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The impression I got, sometimes similar to some positions for high school football, is that Texas doesnât produce great liberos because Texas volleyball doesnât emphasize it- so donât take them but rather look elsewhere in places where they demonstrate excellence when they get to the D1 level. And we did, with fleck and halter and Gary and others, and our defense did improve. So it was just funny to see a Texan and want her on the team.
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Yeah. Theo needs to go away. Sydney is crushing everyone else, including her partner. Canât wait to tell me wife I canât mow the grass because I am âgoing to save my legsâ
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Plus Staley is one of the top 2 coaches in the sport right now. Close couldnât coach her way out of an Arbyâs bag. Horrible talent developer and game strategist
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The remarkable thing about both Emma and Zoe is that first, they reach damn near anything on or near the court. But their ups are much more pass-like than, for example, Cat McCoy, who also reached most things on the court, but spewed the ball all over the damned place. Emma's going to be tough to replace and we were lucky to get her after lucking into Zoe.
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
Pato del Muerto replied to gofuckyourself's topic in Movies and TV
Right? and I still donât know why they keep doing what she asks, like turning the city lights back on. Keep the sprouts stocked, tell her to drop her garbage at the sprouts dumpster, monitor her by drone/satellite, and leave her to her âindependence.â i assume they do plan on returning to Albuquerque since they left all of the foodstuffs at the processing plant areas of taking them with. -
That's not really true, unless you mean the one time against Auburn where she had 5 serving errors. But the whole team was on a serving error funk, with 17 in total. I honestly think the staff was trying to emphasize getting the ball lower towards the net. This was the second match after the back to back losses to A&M and Kentucky where I think they went into a bit of desperation mode regarding trying to make the serves more effective. Along with the 5 serving errors, she also had one that hit the tape and then fell for an ace. She had the 4 serving errors versus Georgia, and the 3 serving errors versus Kentucky, but only 32 serving errors overall. I don't have a complaint about her service errors. I just find her serves woefully ineffective. The funny thing is, I think Binney's serves aren't that great and there are some numbers to back it up. Opponents are more adept at passing Binney's serves for optimal options for the setter more than any other server, but Texas scores more than 50% of the time when she's at the service line, which is by far best on the team. Elliott calls her the best server on the team. Which...I guess. The numbers matter. In any case, I don't really think we're getting Tuozzo. I just like fantasizing about it as a tweak to Kentucky. Plus she's really really good, and she's from Texas.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
Brisketexan replied to Pancho's topic in Cloak Room
Seriously, she sounds almost rational there. Itâs a platform that has broad appeal, across Dem, rep, and independent voter bases. You may not agree with all of it (and you may disagree with how sheâd like to accomplish some of those goals), but itâs an actual âserve the people and the republicâ platform. Which is 180 degrees from what she helped build: a cult that serves a single mob family and those who curry favor with the mob boss, at the EXPENSE of the people and the Republic. Heâs literally taking massive bribes from foreign powers, and openly looting the treasury (eg, heâs going to just hand $50 million taxpayer dollars to Michael Flynn to reward him for his loyalty to the Trump cause). And she built that. She was one of its architects. AND, as a bonus, she did so using hate as a tool, attacking the victims of school shootings, and demonizing the marginalized. So, she can still get fucked and burn in hell. She can never repent for what she has done. Forgiveness is for God. Vengeance is what we should trade in here on earth. Playing by the rules and practicing kindness has only enabled her kind of evil. Fuck that shit. A lifetime of suffering is what she deserves. -
I suspect most of us, at some point in our lives, have had a female companion with an excessive need for attention, often exacerbated by slight over-indulgence in alcohol. What is needed is a place of her own, preferably with a lock on the outside. Failing that, we have to be able to restrain an occasional physical attack without undue force. Unfortunately for some of us, we may find ourselves in a likewise state of slight over-indulgence, and if our companion is a large, strong person, we may encounter an exchange of bruises, scrapes, and scratches. Honestly, I believe his initial statement was probably pretty damned close to the truth, namely that he was reading something, she demanded attention, he failed to respond and kept reading, she snatched (so to speak) his reading glasses from his face and broke them, which pushed him over the edge, A few slaps were exchanged, she called 911 (often a Bad Idea absent a life-and-death situation). One of the responding officers told her they could arrest him if she was - oh, I dunno, being strangled? She went with that, the cops pretended to believe it, and here we are. I still feel that Beard could have salvaged things by apologizing most sincerelyto Randi, the fans, his players, the school... errybody. And then seeking and performing anger management training. But he didn't. And here we are.
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I'd love to blame their initial position on bad legal team but nothing LSU shows they are remotely competent. They likely got appropriate advise , chose what seemed like the best/cheapest and unlikely option that was advised against and went with it Embarrassing themselves even more , and paying more to the lawyers for being even more incompetent than anyone believed. Best job is fired HFC , second best job is their legal teams
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Not trying to be an ass with the question, but did you just forget your gun in the truck or do you regularly leave a firearm in your vehicle unsecured? I'd start with a good truck safe if you are leaving it in the vehicle.
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It's clear to me she's not Emma or Zoe. And sometimes she goes into a serving error funk, which I don't understand because it's a simple dink over serve. Whether it's Molly or another Zoe somewhere Texas better get her. I real difference maker at MB like Cas-Ogwalla would be great too, but I know she's a Sr so I don't know who it is.
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Boy am I not sold on Gary as the libero. I want to be. I like her. But I am not. She makes the spectacular play but not the routine play. Grab Texan Molly Tuozzo from Kentucky. Really make it personal.
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I have a moose roast in the smoker going overnight. We did a practice one last week. So fuckin good. BIL has a wild turkey (weâre going to their place tomorrow). Mrs JW will finish her tamale dressing tomorrow- we got the recipe from the shag many years ago- itâs been a family favorite since then. She makes an awesome red chile for it. She whatâs up assholes.
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I feel extremely lucky actually. This week is my 3 year anniversary of being diagnosed. After that I tried to work part-time for a few months but my lack of fucks was too much to overcome and I decided I was never going to work again. I went through about 18 months of infusion hell and what it bought me was 18 months of the happiest time of my life. I have visited around 20 countries, traveling for months at a time. This is only possible because I drained my retirement accounts and had next to no responsibilities. When I was home I did nothing but smoke weed and play video games. I am a person who has struggled with self acceptance and self hatred my entire life and I completely gave all of that up, it just didn't matter to me anymore and I lived the life I wanted to live. I was extremely unhappy in my worker bee life and getting cancer opened my eyes to just how unhappy I was. Anyway, it's kind of shocking how quickly I'm deteriorating now. 6 weeks ago I was walking around Spain for hours with no significant issues. Earlier this week I felt as though I had ran a marathon for a walk from the parking lot up to the hospital lab, a journey I've easily made well over 100 times the last 3 years, even during the toughest of the chemo days. I'll be moving in with my mom and her husband next week and then I'll probably make the choice to begin hospice pretty soon after that. I thank everyone for the support and this thread is really the only place I talk about this stuff so it's definitely been positive impact on my experience.
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or drop her to the curb
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So one my coworkers(and good friend) got a call from his girlfriend last night when we were closing up the bar. She was hysterical. Long story short, he told me today that apparently last night when he was at work, she went out drinking with some friends, got way too fucked up, floored her car, almost hit a pedestrian and side swiped a car and then while in the neighborhood trying to park in front of their house, she put it in reverse and floored the gas, thus backing up into the neighbor's yard and hitting their house causing cracks and lots of damage. She also was in possession of a hefty amount of weed in her car when the cops arrested her. So now she's been in holding at Dallas county jail for over 14 hours(saw the judge this afternoon)with a misdemeanor charge and my friend is gonna have to drop 500 bucks to bail her out either tonight or tomorrow morning. Happy Thanksgiving!
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I'd be fine with Miller taking him up on that.
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They should let the dog in and then introduce her to Bevo like Ugga got to meet Bevo in the Sugar Bowl.
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
gofuckyourself replied to gofuckyourself's topic in Movies and TV
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
gofuckyourself replied to gofuckyourself's topic in Movies and TV
I figured it was because the bag was over the 17 lb limit. Immediately recognized the Howard Hamlin voice as well. Them breaking up with her was funny. But it dragged overall. Otherwise this episode was real slow and uneventful. Nicely convenient that the manufacturing all occurred in town. Hopefully the cliffhanger isn't the sci-fi cliche it appears to be. -
My MIL is here for tonight and tomorrow night. Dementia is kicking her ass pretty bad, and itâs not going well. A couple times this evening she was convinced my wife wasnât her daughter. Told the wife later, âlooks like itâs strange on the menu tonight!â What can ya do but see the humor? The alternative sucks.
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All Encompassing Mortgage and Real Estate Thread
Gil Bang replied to UTPhil2006's topic in Business and Markets
posted without comment A Realtor whose tip to Fannie Mae and Freddie Macâs federal regulator led to a criminal referral of California Democratic Sen. Adam Schiff is now a witness in a grand jury investigation into the handling of the case. Christine Bish â a former skip tracer who has worked in real estate in Californiaâs Sacramento Valley for more than two decades â told Inman she sent documents sheâs been gathering for several years about Schiffâs homes in Maryland and California to the Federal Housing Finance Agency (FHFA) in April. FHFA Director Bill Pulte then sent a criminal referral letter to the Department of Justice in May, alleging that Schiff committed mortgage fraud when purchasing and refinancing a home he owns in Maryland by claiming it as his primary residence. But Schiff says heâs innocent and has yet to be charged. Department of Justice prosecutors in Maryland who were assigned the case havenât uncovered enough evidence to charge Schiff, NBC News reported last month, citing four anonymous sources familiar with the investigation. Bish â a Republican who is in a strong position to win a seat in Congress next year on her fourth attempt â was summoned to testify before a grand jury in Maryland on Nov. 20. She assumed she would be asked about Schiffâs properties. âIâm the author of the report that initiated the DOJ referral, and Iâm the key witness,â Bish posted on X on Nov. 16. âI would know if this case was going nowhere. Iâll be in Maryland next week to lock down the key points. This isnât fading away just because the political class wishes it would. Itâs just getting started.â But it turned out that investigators were more interested in Bishâs dealings with Pulte and Justice Department attorney Ed Martin â and people who claimed to be acting on their behalf, according to a subpoena of Bish obtained by NBC News. Instead of testifying before a grand jury when she arrived at a federal courthouse in Greenbelt, Maryland, Bish âwas pulled into a conference roomâ and questioned about her ties to Pulte and Martin, The New York Times reported. The Department of Justice appears to be trying to identify âany administration officials or their subordinates or intermediaries who might have shared information about the inquiry into Mr. Schiff with people not formally involved in it,â the Times reported. âThe concern is that such sharing could taint the investigation, which is already seen as weak and politically motivated, according to people familiar with the move.â Bish acknowledged to Inman that sheâs been contacted by Scott Strauss, a former Justice Department prosecutor who now works at Freddie Mac, and Robert Bowes, a former Trump administration official and Fannie Mae executive. But Bish took issue with an Associated Press report that Bowes asked her to âinvestigateâ the mortgages of multiple people, saying she was only asked to âconfirmâ information that she was provided. Bish told Inman she was asked to verify information that a national news outlet had gathered and was preparing to report, casting doubts on the propriety of mortgages taken out by a Trump administration official, Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche. âI thought it was like a test, to find out if I was the real deal,â Bish said of the request. She said she had âno clue who Todd Blanche wasâ but âwent and verified what information they hadâ about his mortgages and found no fault with them. ccording to MS Now, Blanche is helping oversee the probe of the investigation into Pulte and Martinâs methods, having reportedly âgrown concerned about unforced errors in Justice Department investigations.â In addition to Schiff, Pulte has sent criminal referrals to the Department of Justice, accusing three other Democrats of mortgage fraud â New York Attorney General Letitia James, Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook and California Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell. Only James has been charged with mortgage fraud, and the case against her was dismissed on Monday by a judge who ruled that the prosecutor who indicted her, interim U.S. Attorney Lindsey Halligan, was unlawfully appointed. Bish told the Washington Post that she was grilled last week by a federal prosecutor, an FBI agent and an employee of the FHFA Inspector General â and told them that their focus on Pulte and Martin made them come across like the âKeystone Kops.â A Department of Justice spokesperson told the Post that it âis united as one team to execute on our mission to follow the facts in every case, prosecute crime, and make America safe again.â Chad Mizelle, former chief of staff for Attorney General Pam Bondi, said on X that the investigation is aimed at establishing the chain of custody of documents and figuring out âexactly who is talking to who [sic] so there are no surprises. DOJ isnât investigating their own. They are getting ready to drop a bomb on Adam Schiff.â The prosecutor looking into the allegations against Schiff, U.S. Attorney for the District of Maryland Kelly Hayes, âhas come under pressure to deliver an indictment like those that have already been filed against other Trump adversaries,â the Times reported. Fannie Mae ethics unit purged The FHFA, Pulte, Martin and Bowes have so far declined to comment on media reports on the investigation of the investigation. But last month, Fannie Mae fired key members of its ethics and internal investigations unit, including Fannie Mae Chief Ethics Officer Suzanne Libby. The Wall Street Journal reported on Nov. 11 that the employees were looking into whether Pulte âhad improperly obtained mortgage records of key Democratic officials.â Several Fannie Mae executives who questioned the disclosure of confidential mortgage pricing data to rival Freddie Mac by an employee acting on Pulteâs behalf were also forced out, the Associated Press reported on Nov. 13, citing internal emails. The Fannie Mae executives who were forced out over the disagreement included CEO Priscilla Almodovar, General Counsel Danielle McCoy, and Malloy Evans, the head of single-family mortgage, the AP reported. When FHFA acting Inspector General John âJoeâ Allen sent Fannie Maeâs internal investigation to the Department of Justice, he, too, was asked to resign, the Journal reported. California Democratic Rep. Dave Min, a former SEC prosecutor who serves on the House Oversight Committee, asked Allen in September to open an investigation into whether Pulte violated any laws âby misappropriating and misusing non-public mortgage dataâ in sending the criminal referrals to the Department of Justice. Bishâs 4th run for Congress Bish, a real estate salesperson with Rocklin, California-based Intero Real Estate affiliate URealty Inc., said her interest in Schiffâs mortgages is connected to âopposition researchâ she conducted for her first run for Congress six years ago. âThis started an Erin Brockovich environmental story,â Bish said of the events that drew her to politics. âWhat happened was I had discovered that we had contaminated water, and my water district was suing the federal government because of the contaminated wells in my neighborhood.â In Spring 2019, Bish was recovering from kidney cancer she blames on groundwater contamination. Already frustrated by what she claims was inaction by her Congressional Representative, Doris Matsui, Bish said she became incensed when Matsui appeared on TV vowing to block Trump, then serving his first term, in any way she could. âHad Doris Matsui simply sent me a form letter saying, âThank you for contacting our office. Weâre in contact with the EPA,â I may have never run for office,â Bish said. To her surprise, Bish defeated her Republican opponent in the March 2020 primary election, winning the right to challenge Matsui for her 6th Congressional District seat in the November general election. That got her digging into Matsuiâs California residency as a potential campaign issue. âI have a history in doing skip tracing and locating people and locating assets and locating witnesses,â Bish said. âThatâs what my unique skill set is.â Matsui repaid $2,800 in back taxes on a $1.5 million Maryland home in 2009, which state officials said she erroneously claimed as her permanent residence, McClatchy reported at the time. Roll Call reported a similar tax issue with Schiffâs Maryland home in 2009. Bish says the issue she has tried to raise is that âthis is an election integrity case. You cannot claim your residence as Maryland and also claim your residence for voting and election purposes in California. The [alleged] mortgage fraud proves the election issues.â CNN took a deep dive into the issue when Schiff was running for Senate in 2023, examining property records showing he claimed a Maryland property as his primary residence when he purchased it in 2003, and also when he refinanced the property in 2009, 2010, 2011 and 2012. A spokesperson for Schiff told CNN at the time that he listed both his California and Maryland addresses as primary residences for loan purposes âbecause they are both occupied throughout the year and to distinguish them from a vacation property.â CNN reported in 2023 that âmultiple real estate law expertsâ told the publication that âambiguous language of the law means Schiff is likely legally in the clear in regard to his taxes and mortgage.â Schiffâs spokesperson told Inman in July that the lenders who provided the mortgages for both homes âwere well aware of then-Representative Schiffâs Congressional service and of his intended year-round use of both homes, neither of which were vacation homes. He has always been completely transparent about this.â A âpattern and practice of behaviorâ ProPublica reported in August that three Trump Cabinet members have reported more than one home as a principal residence: Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy, and Environmental Protection Agency chief Lee Zeldin. The story noted that real estate experts say claiming more than one home as a primary residence at the same time âis often legal and rarely prosecuted.â Bish told Inman she was not familiar with those allegations, or with ProPublica. But she agreed that a person can have two primary residences. âIf they were in that property for 12 consecutive months, and on the 13th month they move somewhere else, the mortgage can still say that [it is their primary residence], and itâs still legal,â Bish said. âWhere you would get into it is, did they make a change on their taxes?â Sheâs adamant that Schiffâs case is different because heâs engaged in a âpattern and practice of behaviorâ over time âthat makes it irrefutable.â Bish said she sent information sheâd gathered about Schiffâs properties to Congressional ethics committees in 2023 and 2024 and âthey did nothing.â âIâm assuming whatever interns they have there, or college staffers, looked at it and probably glossed over it because they donât even understand their student loans,â Bish speculated. Then Pulte began asking the public to send mortgage fraud tips to a dedicated email address, fraudtips@fhfa.gov. On April 30, Bish sent the FHFA a link to a Dropbox folder with the information sheâd gathered on Schiff. âI didnât hear anything back,â she said. âI got an acknowledgement, âThanks for sending it in; have a nice life.â So I figured, well, okay, I did my part.â On July 15, the New York Post was the first to report that Pulte had referred Schiff to the Department of Justice for suspected mortgage fraud, citing an anonymous Trump administration official. Trump himself posted on Truth Social the same day that âFannie Maeâs Financial Crimes Division have concluded that Adam Schiff has engaged in a sustained pattern of possible Mortgage Fraud.â But it wasnât until July 20, when Trump posted one of the documents that Bish had sent to Pulte on Truth Social, that she understood that her April 30 tip had gotten the ball rolling. âI recognized the highlightingâ on the document, Bish told Inman. âI did it on my Adobe program.â Pulteâs criminal referral of Schiff to Bondi and Blanche is dated May 27. âThey got [Bishâs file on Schiff] on April 30, reviewed it, and saw the validity of the documents and the accusations â because they can check that stuff instantly, right?â Bish told Inman. âThey saw what I put together was credible, and had that referral in 27 days.â In Bishâs view, âI can tell you the one person that has done their job was director Pulte and FHFA.â Planning for life in Washington DC After finishing as the top Republican in the 2020 primary election in the 6th Congressional District, Bish was handily defeated in the general election with Matsui, the Democratic incumbent, winning 73 percent of the vote. But Bish saw an opportunity to run again in 2022, when Matsui decided to run in the neighboring 7th Congressional District (which she continues to represent). This time, Bish didnât make it out of the primary, attracting just 8 percent of the vote and finishing behind two other Republicans. But Bish was back in 2024, winning the Republican nomination in the 6th Congressional District primary, and attracting 42 percent of the 287,000 votes cast in the general election. While she finished behind incumbent Democratic Rep. Ami Bera, who attracted 58 percent of the vote, the race positioned Bish well for her fourth run for Congress next year. With Californiaâs congressional districts being redrawn by Proposition 50 for the 2026 elections to give Democrats five more seats in Congress â Gov. Gavin Newsomâs answer to similar gerrymandering in Texas â Bish likes her odds. Bera has jumped ship, abandoning the 6th Congressional District to run in the formerly Republican 3rd Congressional District, which has been redrawn to favor Democrats. While Democratic-leaning voters still outnumber Republicans in the 6th Congressional District, Democrats have a smaller advantage in the district than they did in 2024 â and thereâs no incumbent. Because Bish beat the two other Republicans who have thrown their hats in the race in the 2024 primary, sheâs confident sheâll be the partyâs nominee in the November 2026 election. If she wins, she has a plan for addressing the challenge of spending part of her time in Washington D.C., and the rest in California, where her children, grandchildren and constituents live. âSo my husband and I are ready to retire. But this is the mission that Iâm on,â she said of her desire to serve in Congress. âSo Iâm thinking, Iâm going to go find a mobile home park outside of D.C. I will rent a space and buy that giant fifth wheel RV that he and I would both like to have.â âIf Iâm there for two years, Iâm there for two years,â she said. âIf I get reelected, and Iâm there for another two, it might change.â
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