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  1. You Bet! Idiotic binary choice, because clearly her husband proved to be both: a ThOUgHt lEaDer and an assassin I mean he got himself killed
  2. If you told me Hardaway purposely tripped himself to bait a foul call, I'd believe you. Tired of the manipulation throughout the league to bait fouls, especially in clutch time. Just stop blowing the whistle in those situations. It's killing the game.
  3. This woman ref can get fucked. Get her out of the game
  4. She's lucky to have kept her teeth...or what few she started out with.
  5. It's Australia. For a country with a rather large rural landmass, they have some of the the strictest gun control laws. Without looking, I'd imagine those are some of their only options outside of break action single or double guns.
  6. I knew guys in high school that would counter with “you don’t fuck her face.” Ex-girlfriend’s dad would say “they all look like Cindy Crawford in the dark.”
  7. I think it's obvious losing Sullivan off the staff hurts most at middle blocker. It's not just his acumen in developing the position. It's his advocacy in how the team should be run around the position. Sullivan helped make the position a priority. I will say while Ames is a very good middle blocker, she never exactly jumped out of the gym. I guess I was expecting someone who looked more like Andi Jackson. Singletary looked like what I think of when I envision a star middle blocker at Texas. Frankly, Harvey has that look athletically, but just looks lost as a college level middle blocker. Her lateral and vertical speed look off the charts, but her instincts don't appear to exist. Bunton looks like a very solid MB2. Better potential than Bergmark, who I was very satisfied with. My worst case scenario is that Ames transfers to A&M and Morrison develops her into a powerhouse. That would make it challenging to recruit against A&M for top middle blockers in the future. But I had a similar fear about Lexi Sun and Nebraska, and that worked out fine. Losing starters in Singletary and Ames in back to back years is not a good look regardless, and makes it challenging to compete for national championships. This team would have looked different with Singletary in the lineup, IMO. We'll see where she lands. I have no doubt wanting to win a national championship is what she's putting out there, but people say all kinds of things. Rumors that Wisconsin is a likely destination. I'm interested to see if she goes somewhere she can serve. Also, she's putting out there she wants to play more opposite. Not sure which national championship team is going to want her at that position, but what do I know? It's highly likely she (her agent, her club coach) was already contacted before she entered the portal, because that's how this stuff works a lot of the time.
  8. Agreed, I don’t think she played to her fullest potential here. I also don’t think she would’ve been playing at Nebraska over Jackson/Allick based on her production here, but I could be wrong. I am hoping maybe JE already has someone in mind.
  9. I'd be out 4 to 6 weeks if my body bent like that
  10. She’s not connected to the hive mind, so at least one of them would have to witness it. She killed 11,000,000 when she threw her first fit. So I guess they ate well for a while
  11. I mean, I guess it could be a case of mis- or underutilization, but she hasn't exactly covered herself in glory here. If she can find a place to excel, more power to her, I guess.
  12. Double Spartan grad so unless a Michigan coach has been stalking her, which isn't completely out of the question based upon their recent track record, I don't see her getting involved anytime soon.
  13. The blonde at the bar and the guy that made her eat pavement should get free drinks forever. Fuck this cunt.
  14. You can’t even see her face.
  15. Let he whose 21 year old version of yourself would not follow this young lady to her next college destination cast the first stone.
  16. That might be the best picture of Ashley Dupree in all of the internets. L -> R :: Alix Earle, Cheryl Burke and Ashley Dupré, respectively. Now she's removed a letter and added an accent after retiring from her high dollar escort job. Earle is Dupre's stepdaughter. Earle's father (Dupre's husband) is a "wealthy construction executive" in New Jersey. I suspect he provides concrete for Tony Soprano.
  17. Whatever the Wisconsin S&C guy did to help Colyer add a self-reported 4" to her vertical this year, let's find out and mimic it. Or just hire him/her away.
  18. Wasn't the whole Luke and Laura thing kind of fucked up? I seem to remember that he had raped her.
  19. I rarely call my wife. Always text her, so in the rare event that I call she gets her hopes up for a few seconds.
  20. My daughter's chihuahua absolutely loves every human being she has met. Her favorite activity at the dog park is to make the rounds until every person there has let her sit in their lap. I have also never heard my daughter's chihuahua bark.
  21. Does Carol commit genocide if there are no others to witness it? If she has a breakdown alone at her home, does that kill members of the hive or do they have to witness the explosion?
  22. Her only apparent asset is this: They operate on hate and frenzy. Those eyes are perfect.
  23. Bianca Turati likely helped us land this recruit. Her 11.10 UTR makes her the best player on our roster based on the UTR metric. A welcome addition to the squad
  24. This victim-shaming comment is very offensive and not appropriate. it's time to do better, and time for Surly readers to rise together and empower the people and the community and show the world what we're made of. For this reason, I present some of the top mistresses who ruined public figure's lives, so you can rank them from 1-6. Jessica Dorrell (Bobby Petrino) The fomer volleyball star set the standard for the greatest press conference in history Ashley Dupree (Elliot Spitzer) The only high-end professional on this page, she brought down a governor Abbie Cornish (Ryan Philipe) Ryan Phillipe cheated w/ her on Reese Witherspoon, (coincidentally at the Four Seasons in Austin) and ruined his career Rachel Uchitel (Tiger Woods) Rachel caused a stir and remains one of the biggest names on a very, very long list Paige Shiver (Sherrone Moore) The reigning queen herself. We can't wait for her redemption story! Jamie Jungers (Tiger Woods) Things or time haven't been too kind for Jamie, who ended up busted for drugs in a Vegas brothel
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