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  1. Keef replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    "Hi Alvarez & Marsal, I'd like you to prepare a full valuation report on the territory of Greenland for a pending offer to purchase. Please discount for lack of marketability and weather."
  2. I admire her resolve and commitment to her ongoing hunger strike, too.
  3. Ashlii was the original stupid fuck that got shot in the throat for being a stupid fuck. Charlie Kirk was just swimming in her traitorous cunt wake. btw she still worm food? Still rotting in the ground? Good.
  4. yeah...the sad part is he's a really nice guy. He's a solid citizen, living in a vacuum. Hell, I'd take he and his wife on an overnight to L.A. Let them see the Downtown burning, maybe go to Hollywood for dinner at Musso or something...get robbed/raped/AIDS along Hollywood Blvd...the possibilities are endless.
  5. yeah, last year I was down in FL, on my (very rich) buddy's yacht. His captain, an otherwise pretty nice guy, said something to me along the lines of "it's a shame about California...with Newsom running it into the ground". Dude, what the fucking fuck did you just say? I've lived here 6 decades and it's pretty fucking great. Not perfect by any measure, but still pretty great. He acted a tad embarrassed, truly. "Well, that's what we're hearing down here in Florida". I told him that he and his wife should visit, and I'd give them the guest suite in our home and show him around. He'll never come.
  6. Narrator: It turned into a butt fucking by Tennessee.
  7. I'd start bringing Vok in at the 4 or 5 minute mark v starting him. Let the refs get their BS we are going to control the game whistles out of the way with someone else.
  8. You can be disappointed, and it can piss you off - Burt Reynolds was a nice guy as far as almost everybody is concerned, but he was unhappy (when he was dating her) that Sally Field was finding critical acclaim while he was pigeon-holed into Smokey and the Bandit-style roles even though his movies were ruling the box office. He had every right to be bitter after he didn't get a lot of dramatic roles after Deliverance (and he was probably pissed that Voight got more attention out of Deliverance than he did) - his career would have been far different had he at least received some decent nominations with Deliverance. But he still kept it together, went to television when it seemed the right thing to do, and most people he worked with genuinely liked him.
  9. IT had mentioned it earlier but glad to see someone else confirming it. I get the Wisconsin kid was Muschamp's top choice or whatever bullshit they are saying but Uluave is an insanely talented player. Just a tackling machine. I'd happily tell Coleman to go eat shit and put his money towards Woods, Uluave and the FSU safety.
  10. I'd be happy to change the title. Not sure how to do it.
  11. My wife works for a small company, under 50 employees. I dont know the exact dollar numbers because she and the kids are on my insurance, but the company owner told her the premiums had tripled for 2026.
  12. Coco is getting a little thicc’er. I guess that her metabolism is slowing down and she’s finally getting some meat on those bones.
  13. I used to live a couple doors down from him from 97-about 2010 when he moved. They would have made a great reality TV show couple. Lots of police visits, neighbor disputes, being a shitty neighbor etc. my dad hated him, because we lived on the front of the cul-de-sac turn, and this guy would tear up the grass around the edges with his huge ass Winnebago. After a few times of that happening, dad had me help him roll some giant boulders to the edge of the curb where the deepest tire marks were to deter him. I recall he had a nice red stickshift Ferrari that his wife would drive occasionally, and whenever she drove it down the street you could hear the gears grinding as she failed to change gears correctly. Every 2 months a flatbed truck would show up to take it in for maintenance, which we all assumed was due to her driving it. The driveway wasn't very flat, so it would scrape the curb every time they came and left. That poor car deserved better. Oh and we heard gunshots once, supposedly he shot at his wife but missed intentionally. I believe his defense was he was cleaning his gun and it went off. Classic.
  14. did not know posobiec was married to a russian honeypot. what the fuck. bert pee teerrrrps ernd erprhabraink
  15. We did a similar trip last summer with two kids (then 15 and 13) and had a blast. Munich (Hotel Vier Jareszeiten Kempinski) City sightseeing for a couple days Dachau Then we rented a car and drove down to Garmisch-Partenkirchen (Gasthof Frauendorfer). Now I'm going to tell you--if I had to do that over again, I think I'd stay in Fussen or Mittenwald. Garmisch is better placed for the Zugspitze--and you should definitely go to the top of the Zugspitze--but Fussen is better placed for Ludwig's castles. The thing about Garmisch is that it was the base for all the American troops in the area, and there just aren't any American troops left in the area. So it has a bit of a feel of a town that is near a closed Army base. That being said, everyone speaks English there in case you don't speak a lick of German. King Ludwig's castles (I have a whole post on that itinerary earlier in this thread) Zugspitze--pro tip: rent climbing gear in town so that you can clip in and go up to the summit 1936 Olympic Stadium Summer alpine sled next to the Olympic Stadium (note--that thing will absolutely fly off the tracks if you don't use the brake (don't ask me how I know)) Paraglyding over Schloss Neuschwanstein From Garmish-Partenkirchen, we drove down to Laengenfeld in the Oteztal Valley and stayed at the Aqua Dome. That was super fun. Think of it as a Great Wolf Lodge meets Austrian thermal spa. So there are a couple water slides for the kids. A full spa for the grownups (i.e., anybody over 16). And in the area, there's a lot of hiking, whitewater rafting, canyoning, mountain biking, and other outdoor activities. We loved it. After that, we drove to Salzburg (Hotel Sacher) Fraulein Maria's Sound of Music bike tour--note that you should be reasonably comfortable on a bike. Walk around the city and go up to the fortress The water gardens--i.e., gardens with water features that shoot water at you--at Schloss Hellbrunn are fun Siftskeller St. Peter is a very good restaurant and claims to be the oldest in the world, with it first mentioned in any historical record in 803 when Charlemagne ate there. Then we took the train to Vienna (Hotel Imperial). Now I'm going to tell you something about Vienna: this was low-key Mrs.LL's request. But I was blown away by Vienna. It's an imperial capital like London or Paris. And whereas you get good Indian food in London or a North African vibe at times in Paris because of their old empires, the former Austrian empire was Southeastern Europe. What the British would call the "Near East." So it has a bit of that "oriential" feel to it while still being a Western European capital. The Capuchin Crypt where all the Hapsburgs are buried The Imperial Treasury, which has the crown of the Holy Roman Emperor dating to 963, one of the holy lances, and a piece of the underwear of John the Baptist (which my daughter really loved) The Army Museum, which has the car Franz Ferdinand was riding in when he was shot, along with his bloodstained uniform Charlottenberg Palace--kind of an Austrian Versailles Plenty of little cafes where you can sit and have a coffee or an Aperol spritz and just watch the city walk by Anyway--happy to answer any question about any or all of these stops or any vendors.
  16. I'm old and on Medicare; Mrs Fairway turns 65 mid 2026, and no ACA plan pays MD Anderson, so she will has been working the last year+ for medical insurance. At some point her small employer plan will be dropped because her claims are well in excess of $1,000,000. But she will be gone by then, and Medicare covers MD Anderson. Medical insurance, premiums, oop, deductibles co-pays, and limitations are very difficult to understand for all but the broker and underwriter who make a ton of money off the obfuscation.
  17. I don't think so. Their O has been mid at best because they don't have any decent WRs. I'd say that gives McDermott a pass but they also have an easier path to the AFC Championsip (Jax and then Denver.)
  18. Y'all dumb asses are dumb enough to think Sark will let Livngstone and Wisner go without having their replacement in place? If so, your Tom Herman pee chart is in the PCL
  19. Brand new trash bag in empty trash can. She puts an empty plastic Amazon bag on top of the can and leaves it there instead of pushing it down. So I can’t just toss something in, I have to push her empty bag all the way down to allow for other trash.
  20. Harbaugh needed to go and so does Tomlin. No idea the last coach to be fired after the playoffs but Tomlin needs to be. Both are stale and both franchises need new blood. I'd say Pittsburgh much more than Baltimore. Since reaching the AFC championship game in the 2016 season, 9 years ago, Pitt has 0 playoff wins. Tomlin keeps getting praise of no losing seasons but how many of those they actually had a team who could make any noise in the playoffs? They also gave Cleveland their first playoff win since the 90s, which was led by Baker Mayfield. Baltimore missing a FG shouldn't negate the fact that they almost crumbled completely and lost the division. I guess we will see how they fare in the playoffs but I don't see them beating Houston.
  21. So right now I'm enjoying rereading Catch 22 along with my HS senior. I'm pleasantly surprised it hasn't been cut from the curriculum, because it makes for fantastic ledge reading: “Milo's planes were a familiar sight. They had freedom of passage everywhere, and one day Milo contracted with the American military authorities to bomb the German-held highway bridge at Orvieto and with the German military authorities to defend the highway bridge at Orvieto with antiaircraft fire against his own attack. His fee for attacking the bridge for America was the total cost of the operation plus six percent, and his fee from Germany for defending the bridge was the same cost-plus-six agreement augmented by a merit bonus of a thousand dollars for every American plane he shot down. The consummation of these deals represented an important victory for private enterprise, he pointed out, since the armies of both countries were socialized institutions. Once the contracts were signed, there seemed to be no point in using the resources of the syndicate to bomb and defend the bridge, inasmuch as both governments had ample men and materiel right there to do so and were perfectly happy to contribute them, and in the end Milo realized a fantastic profit from both halves of his project for doing nothing more than signing his name twice.” I'd forgotten it's like the bookfag version of Idiocracy.
  22. My office manager is too obtuse to know what she's taking up 80% of the airspace. A few of us were in the kitchen with the head honcho of the western group. He's telling the story of him being stranded in the construction trailer for a few days when Hurricane Allison blew through Houston. It's a riveting story, but the office manager wanted to interject every 10 seconds to tell her personal story about being out during a spring shower without an umbrella. I try to create space for other voices, but 1 second of dead air means she has to tell us about the great deal on solar panels she got 20 years ago...
  23. Oh, I agree. Both Noriega and Maduro were asshole dictators, but at least the US tried to put up some pretense of a legal basis for Panama. It was still the US swinging it's big dick around. csb: I was a teenage exchange student living with a family in France when the Panamanian invasion took place. One evening, I came downstairs, and my host parents were watching news coverage of it. They turned around when I walked into the room and asked me why America invaded. Everyone in Europe at the time was basically paying zero attention to whatever was going on in Latin America, seeing as the Berlin Wall had just crumbled only a month before. The news had been all about the Iron Curtain falling, so I was hard-pressed to come up with an answer because I’d only vaguely remembered hearing bad stuff about him before heading off to Europe. So I just stared at them dumbly for a moment and said, "We don't like him." Of course, looking back at that moment, I must've sounded like the most arrogant American asshole of all time and am still ashamed of it, but within a week, I'd grabbed a copy of Time down at the newstand and tried to get caught up so we could have some semblance of a discussion, though I still couldn't adequately explain it or defend it. /csb Anyway, this has a good discussion about some of the legal differences between the captures of Noriega and Maduro as food for thought. https://brendonbeebe.substack.com/p/comparison-of-us-capture-of-nicolas
  24. I really like Harbaugh as a coach. He might be helped a lot by a very good front office but I'd take him with the Cowboys in a second.
  25. No. 2/2 Texas (17-0, 2-0) vs. Auburn (11-5, 0-2) Thursday, Jan. 8, 2026 – 7:00 p.m. Central Moody Center | Austin, Texas TELEVISION: The game will be streamed on SECN+. David Saltzman, Fran Harris and Andrea Lloyd will be on the call. RADIO: The game will be broadcast on AM 1300 The Zone and TexasSports.Com. Craig Way and Kathy Harston will have the call. • STRONG START: Texas is 17-0 and it's their best start to a season since 1986 • HARMON APPROACHING TEXAS STEALS RECORD: Harmon has 332 steals and is 15 away from breaking the Texas record of 346 that was set in 1980 by Linda Waggoner. • EMERGENCE OF JORDAN LEE: Jordan Lee has already scored more points (266) this season than all of her freshman season (227). Lee has scored in double figures in 15 of the 17 games this season and is averaging 15.6 points per game. Against ranked opponents this season Lee is averaging 17.7 points and shooting 46 percent from the field. Lee is shooting over 39 percent from 3-point range on the season and has made 40, 3-point field goals. • RANKED WINS: Texas has six ranked wins on the season after an 67-64 victory over No. 15 Ole Miss. The Longhorns are the only team in the nation with two wins over opponents currently ranked in the AP top-5. ____________________________________ Auburn Head Coach: Larry Vickers since March 2025 Auburn Regular Season: @ Charlotte W 71-58 vs Alabama St W 82-41 vs UNC Greensboro W 64-57 vs Miss Valley St W 110-50 vs Georgia St W 69-65 vs Rutgers W 51-46 vs UTSA W 59-42 vs California W 58-50 vs Oregon L 58-53 @ Syracuse L 66-60 @ Seton Hall L 69-63 @ MTSU W 68-52 vs Alcorn St W 62-50 vs Jackson St W 64-48 @ Mississippi St L 75-53 vs #23 Tennessee L 73-56
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