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Stopped in Kyle this afternoon at Bloodworth BBQ today and was pleasantly surprised. Half pound moist brisket, pork ribs, pork belly, jalapeño and cheddar sausage, and slaw. Everything was really good and reasonably priced. Brisket wasn't heavily seasoned so it didn't have a strong bark, but still tasted good. Simple glaze on the ribs with a good bite. I tasted soy and brown sugar on the pork belly which worked well. Sausage with a coarse grind and good snap. I'd be happy to eat there again.
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We need to help the defense and run clock when we have it. Don't let these boys hang 40 on us even if we win. I'd love to go into the aggy game knowing that we held Arky in the 20s after they put up over 40 on aggy.
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I'd be perfectly happy with a solid grind it out TD drive here.
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You know, I'm not even sure at this point and I'd be lying if I said I truly cared. I'll just give you the win and own being an idiot or whatever terms satisfy me of my obligations.
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Not sure I'd call Shipley iffy. Not after Sideshow Bob.
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I clenched my butt cheeks with that flag
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2025-26 Houston Rockets Thread - Back to Contention?
DallasGatr replied to BigOrange1's topic in Basketball
I met her when she was still in college. I can honestly describe her physically as an Amazonian-Goddess. -
Awww shit, we didn’t score. Hold on to your butts
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Maybe her farts are really bad?? Like, a bag of coleslaw mixed with some used motor oil bad?
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We are going to get butt fucked next Friday.
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If you microwave bacon I hope you Get butt aids and die slowly….
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This would be an amazing game to go to. Weather is perfect and I'd be marked safe from Tessitore.
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She’s kind of mixing things up a bit. She says they executed and bought her assassination, implying some sort of private enterprise, but then says it’s the French police service that are doing it…plus one Israeli for some reason. Wouldn’t that just be an order given? I am leaning toward being skeptical of the authenticity of the tweet.
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yeah but that ain't how it works you hang around Nicole, you're not gonna be focused on your job. that's just how it goes that's why i live a thousand odd miles away from her
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Nope. One of the times was in the middle of a tarrytown restuarant. Cant remember which one. A ton of people saw them. Its not a rumor at all, I'd bet my whole net worth it happened. I also know and have spoken on the topic many times with the guy who was pretty much Herman's toady in the facility. This is the guy who would "make his gatorades" (with vodka). He also ran at least one uber account for Herman and said Herman was going downtown regularly and leaving with women. I asked about Mrs. Herman and the guy said hes not sure of the dynamics but that she definitely knew about some of it and even bought Herman a prosty for his b day or their anniversary or something. You could make an incredible HBO show based on Hermans time at Texas. Guy was an animal. He went bonkers from Day 1. Cant remember which recruit it was but Herman showed up to their in home visit shitfaced. Just zero fucks given.
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it's literally her avatar you simian she doesn't look anything like you
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Not me. I dgaf who he fucks or what kind of debauchery he's into as long as he wins and wins big. He could be helping Nicole dump bodies in Town Lake and I'd support him if he won it all.
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Want to watch CFB for free? NO MORE if the broadcasters get their way.
DFW Horn replied to Hellraiser97's topic in Football
I would vote to get rid of the broadcasters altogether and have mics strategically placed around the field. I'd rather hear the players curse at each other, the coaches, and the officials. -
Fellas, next time you go up to a woman at a bar do this. l've done this countless times, & it works 9 times out of 10. Walk up to the bar & stand confidently next to her. Order your drink from the bartender & immediately look into her eyes & don't break contact until she does. While looking into her soul shout out to the bartender confidently, "And please my good sir get this little temptress whatever she's drinking." Introduce yourself in a seductive & deep confident tone which intrigues her sexually proving you're a confident man not afraid to ask for what he wants. Then make an offhand remark which should make zero sense given the situation. Her curiosity is now peaked. When the bartender delivers the drinks, ask him for a napkin & a pen. While you're writing your name & number on the napkin speak these words in your best James Bond impression which should be spoken seductively, slowly, calmly, mysteriously, & with a touch of cocky arrogance, "Nice to meet you sweet tits, & thank you for the drink, l'll be sure to get the next one when you meet me later at the bar I'm headed to." Just slide the napkin to her, while graciously letting the bartender know to put your drink on her tab. Then simply walk away leaving the bar. This sounds like a dick move, but you will be amazed how many times you'll get a text wondering which bar she should meet you at. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. 😂😂😂
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Maybe Dwight wants to fuck her.
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I probably put this in the Wives thread at some point. But we were on vacation with her family a couple of years ago, I was reading a book and only half paying attention while wife was talking to her parents. They were thinking about taking a trip to Ireland. MIL asked if we could get our passports together. Wife : "We have both the kids and JamesLaw's passports and birth certificates together. But I have no idea where JamesLaw put my stuff." FIL : "Yeah, I'm going to stop you right there. Everything is where it should be except your stuff?? I'm going to go ahead and side with JamesLaw on this one." It made for a fun evening
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
Gatorubet replied to Pancho's topic in Cloak Room
if elected and has a type, he’s going to spend his entire career trying to fuck Boebert… or sit next to her to get handies during the State of the Union. -
So the House wants Hillary and Bill to testify next month. https://oversight.house.gov/release/comer-bill-and-hillary-clinton-must-appear-for-in-person-depositions/ Marjorie Taylor Greene is leaving Congress in January and returning to her home world. The House won’t question Maxwell because her lawyer told them she will just plead the Fifth. And we are just getting started. No idea how many of the files will be released in the next four weeks.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
UpperWestside replied to Pancho's topic in Cloak Room
Absolutely. If not the stuff with David Hogg, remember that she had the Statue of Liberty post with a burqa over it. She didn’t realize why COVID-19 was called that. She also compared it to the Holocaust. The whole Jewish Space Lasers thing. She’s Q-anon. All of that is just a normal Tuesday for her. Wanted you to have every single kind of rep on your post, including a negative one that gives you the “rep cycle.”
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