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Cadillac...Audi...Toyota...new rules...return of Checko & Bottas...and what does Red Bull look liked? Looking forward to a lot of chaos. Max is still Max, so if I had to put money on it, I'd say he will still be in the running for the driver's championship... And can Hadjar break the curse of the 2nd RB driver? And can Sainz & Williams continue their improvement and become a force again?
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Reese Bennett replied to RaysBoomBoomRoom's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Pretty clear to these eyes that the only reason we have lost to Georgia is because they are getting inside info before the games and we all know the conduit for that info involves two people named Searles. Also, I heard the daughter keeps a picture of Mata Hari on her desk. -
It is the weirdest text I have ever received. The dog has not had puppies. It's some sort of purebred terrier piece of shit show dog, and can only breed with the seller's permission (the person she dog sat for instead of visiting her grandkids, and who has actively interfered in shows to STOP this dog from beating her dogs), so part of the insane subtext is that my mother-in-law, who has the executive function ability of a toddler or a severely impaired person, is bemoaning that her precious little shitdog may never be a mommy dog. It is baffling. If I could just press a button that would cause her to drop dead, I would press it. It really makes you think about parents and children. Don't forget to be a good mom and lick your kids tonight.
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CSB Warning... So in, I think 1999 I spent the summer working on a ranch in Granby, CO, and I and a bunch of the staff attended the best concert I've ever been to--Red Rocks Amphitheater, Mavericks opening, followed by Dwight Yoakam, and finally Willie as the closer. One of the girls that was with us (also on staff) disappeared during the Yoakam set, coming back later to tell us that she had her own ride back to the ranch. That ride wouldn't bring her back until about two weeks had passed, and she explained she'd been traveling on the Mavericks tour bus as a groupie/band aid.
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OP in May... then at the grad party... Seriously, congratulations!! That is a great accomplishment of which you should be very proud. The tenacity you have shown will serve you well in other endeavors. [csb]My sister graduated from HS 4 years ahead of me and graduated from college 1 week after me. She went to 5 different schools over the 8 years but finally got her degree and ultimately a Masters while she worked. She retired last year in her 50s while my ass will still be working for the next 10 or 15 years.[/csb]
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I try to get 50mi a week, which makes 2500/yr. I'm well under that goal this year - strava says 61 rides for just over 1300mi, so maybe at 1400 max. The reality is that unless you're really jamming out, cycling isn't awesome for losing weight. Great for keeping moving and being active, and damn sure better than sitting on your ass, but your heart rate just isn't getting into that max window enough to burn a bunch of calories. Spin class does a much better job imo, but I'd much rather be outside in the elements. I will say that not riding to bars/breweries will help you drop weight! Last night's ride:
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I have your back on this part of the argument. That was said over and over by the media and the committee members themselves leading up to the week or two leading up to the CCG when it was clearer who was going to be playing in those games. It's not only the total double standard on who's CCG should not count against them, it's also the eyeball test about how a bad loss is counted too. How can Bama's loss to a horrible Florida State team who then lost to horrible Florida team not be part of Bama's judgement on top of their "leaking oil" as Herbie put it the other day as they got into the back end of their schedule. But yet our loss to Florida was allowed to be used against and weighed to with everything we did since that loss. Make it make sense. There has to be some sort of accountability for this committee. I'd really like to know if there is away to get open records requests to see if a record was kept of the meetings. And really this is something that needs to be be part of the process moving forward absent not having actual live streaming of their meetings.
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Searles' daughter still works for Texas but he seems to be set in Georgia. I'd also like to see Pittman, provided he's capable of developing an individual unit and he game hasn't passed him by.
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Honest question out of ignorance: is that uncommon? I'd think just about every team and manufacturer would want to keep their first real-world test with new regulations as secret as humanly possible.
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so if you take the bus from WL to epcot, youll come in to the front of the park where test track and guardians are. Id say if youre there scanning into Epcot by 7:30-7:45(youll probably want to be at WL bus loading zone by 7:15) for an 8:30 rope drop you could go to test track first, knock that out, then go to guardians. I say test track first because youll walk past guardians and some people will go off to guardians, others will go to TT...I think you can get to TT and be done with it and back to guardians and be in line before the non resort guests start filling in around 9. the queue for guardians is weird, its broken up. theres the original line, then you go in a room, then theres a pre show, then theres another pre show in the next room, then you go down the hallway and into the loading area. its broken up into about 5 sections before you even get on the ride. you could probably have test track and guardians done by 9:45 or so. when you enter 3rd room(2nd pre show room) everyones gonna go to the right of the room, thats where the doors open up. it gets a little hectic so we kinda just stay back to the left and let the idiots trample eachother as they squeeze down the hallway to save 6 minutes. Youd be in front of the park theres a couple burner rides near there(mission space, space ship earth, nemo, liviing with land) that you can use your first LL on and get your next tier 1(soarin, TT, Frozen). Our last epcot day we entered through the back entrance from skyliner and did Remys, frozen, guardians in under 2 hours, 8:25-10:10, including walking (epcot is huge mind you) I wouldnt go to hollywood for 2 park days if youre only there for 4. I'd either 2 MK, 1 HS, 1 E or just do all 4 and do pandora,safari, dinosaur, expedition everest, shows. AK is a vibe and the chillest park of them all. thats why a lot of hardcore disney folks have it as their favorite park because its not so rush rush. Also if you have your own car, dont be afraid to drive to epcot, HS, or AK if you dont want to chance waiting for a bus. those 3 parks are practical parking and they have trams to pick you up and drop you off at the front. dont park for MK day, TTC is a shit show, i'd take the boat from WL to MK. you get your own security line while everyone else has to wait in huge lines off to the side. be up and at the docks extra early from MK day, MK is usually the most hard core rope drop of the 4 parks. yea WDW is a blast. you should be pumped. game planning and stategerizing is half the fun for me and my wife. then before you know it youre on your last day lol. it goes fast. One thing i do recommend is study the park lay outs. like i know where most bathrooms are, most stroller parking and stuff. doesnt hurt to know where those smaller things are like rides and restaurants too . also this may sound ridiculous but if you have a single stroller for cooler/waters, backpack, souvenirs, shoes etc. you can push that bad boy around vs having to carry it. i recommend a mommy hook and strapping your back pack to it and save your shoulders. we rent through kingdomstrollers.com, they drop it off at your resort and pick it up. really slick not having to lug everything around. probalby be like $50 for your whole trip.
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I will ease up on ND if Freeman is going to the Giants. The nite before the announcement my BIL From Indiana said "Lets watch the TX/ND game together." A couple of hours later I was calling ND bitches. A day or so later he said he'd heard Freeman might be going to NYG. Now it's a main stream "betting favorite". If the head coach is leaving, I'm ok with the team not taking the bowl. As a player, I'd still want to play, unless all the coaches were leaving and we just weren't gonna have people to prep or wear headsets.
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Jasmine Crockett (Texas Representative)
Bozo_Casanova replied to atomheartbevo's topic in Cloak Room
I’m glad she’s running. Primaries are good. If Talarico can beat her he’ll be in a much stronger position against whoever. -
Jasmine Crockett (Texas Representative)
UpperWestside replied to atomheartbevo's topic in Cloak Room
Not her best idea doing this. She won’t win the primary and she’ll just be wasting Talarico’s time having to focus on her in this primary. Democrats seem to have terminal bad decision disease. -
Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Full Roster Weaponization
Candi Fisther replied to closetojumping's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
I too am officially offering this young student athlete a scholarship to West ridge assuming he is out of district… but we’ll need to see pics of mom and confirm her fertility (looking for 2-3 more prospects). On top of that, there is an exclusive NIL deal where can he can deliver hot dogs at Westlake CC while his new sponsor makes the turn. You’re going down this year Hill Country. -
well, he certainly had penissary contact with her vulvo
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Can’t wait to hear what you said to her once the anesthesia kicks in!
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So she thinks her dog would be a good dog mom? Has she had puppies? Just a weird thing to say in general.
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The belief in her as a viable candidate for anything greater than the house is on par with that fuckin idiot wulaw’s cfp claim on the football board.
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If I'm Sarkisian I'd make slapping people from Louisiana one of the job requirements.
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Easy to give you info knowing your kids ages and if they'll ride anything. all of WDW is easier without height restrictions lol theres no any real true strategy of single ride, you buy and pick a time, then be in that part of the park close to that time. I try not to criss cross parks(easier said than done). You can get by with it at MK and HS because theyre not very big in terms of land mass. plenty of shortcuts. but AK and Epcot are huge so try to keep the criss crossing to a minimum or you'll wear out. for single ride strategies: MK: I wouldn't buy a 7D single pass if you rope drop 7D. our last MK day back in April, we rope dropped 7D and we were got in line around by the teacups. when they started letting us in we were off the ride in like 25 minutes so still had 10-15 min of rope drop. I'd buy Tron- you cant technically "rope drop" tron. you can line up either inside the queue or outside of the ride entrance, im not sure...but Tron doesn't start operating until park open. HS: Rise is either a rope drop or single pass. if you single pass you can either rope drop slinky or my personal favorite: single pass rise, multipass LL slinky as your tier 1, and then rope drop rock n roller coaster, tower of terror and either runaway railway or toy story mania. probably could get those 3 done in 45 min. Everybody is either going left to Rise or right to slinky for rope drop Epcot: Id rope drop guardians and buy a single pass. You want to ride guardians more than once if you haven't been on it. Id even close out the night and ride it 3 times so long as you get in line 1 minute before park close. so 8:59 if park closes at 9. AK: Everyone in line rope drops flight of passage. Id single pass it as it has ridiculous standby times almost all day, and rope drop expedition everest(2nd best ride in WDW after guardians). you could ride everest 3 times in 30 min easily then head over to the safari. Id book safari LL for the morning. they say animals are more active so I just roll with it. sometimes ive seen people say they get active towards park closing and AK is a ghost town about an hr or 2 before close. what resort are you staying at or are you offsite?
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He could run against her in the Senate race and win in Texas.
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Future Christian Athletes? Really? That's your question? I'd hear these guys try to talk to us in high school to recruit to join in the early 90's. They were the dumbest Jesus freaks imaginable. They couldn't put together a coherent argument to justify why they needed a special organization for their religion, as opposed to creating a more inclusive group that respected all views, beliefs, etc. We laughed at them and politely told them to fuck the hell off.
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