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  1. "The type of vanity appliance that Sandy Hill Pittman had the Sherpas drag up to the summit of Everest for her" LOfuckingL
  2. her mom betrayed the cause, and she's going to instill some karmic balance in the force the dalai lama would not approve, but she's a certified badass and lockjaw is lucky he got gassed by the dilly-dillys, because in this pocketverse, she is coming for him in the sequel, and she would have gone medievial on his ass in our surl thread i haven't seen anyone discuss this as pta's tarantino movie which is why i had to throw in the corn review flyover amerika is not going to get obaa
  3. sorry to hear, SA. Hope your son gets better/recovers. I'd like to mention that Kratom and all that synthetic shit probably wouldn't exist, because there would be no reason to try to chemically skirt the law, if the ganja was legal and people could smoke it the way Jah intended.
  4. my wife was on a team of attorneys who got the results of three local elections in Loving county thrown out due to excessive voter fraud. Basically, her team showed that a majority of people* who voted for a candidate did not actually live in the county. *not hard to do when the vote totals are something like 25 for one candidate (who is a member of rich ranching family A) to 30 for the other candidate (who is a member of rich ranching family B). In case anyone cares, the elections were R primaries. There is no local general election, because no D is ever on any local ballot. But remember, its D's who cheat at the ballot and vote illegally.
  5. It has made me think about it a lot, which is impressive in and of itself when so much current media is so bad and forgettable. Oddly enough I can totally relate to people who think it is terrible and to those who think it’s incredible. It could vary depending on how much of your worldview you drag into it with you and what that worldview is. Upon reflection I do think it’s weird that after the shitshow of a life she’s had, and her two awful parents, the daughter ran right back towards that life. As a parent of two teenagers I think it would have made more sense for her to blaze her own trail.
  6. We've bought our last 2 from Costco online so I'd suggest checking them before you buy, as well. We went to Lowe's, HD, BB to narrow down to a couple of models we would be good with and then found the equivalent model at Costco.com for a little less, a longer warranty, free haulaway and delivery.
  7. i feel like this may actually really apply to her The OatmealYou're not going to believe what I'm about to tell you -...This is a comic about the backfire effect.
  8. Her mom was the TX St Strutters director forever, Julia failed making DCC on the show a few years ago 'cause she posted too much shit on Insta.
  9. topic #1 @956 you used the word's "Trump's America" i have a take that requires further discussion of that topic is that legal in this forum? (i.e. this is not CR but those words freak out a lot of people) can we talk about this film in the context of "Trump's America" in this thread? "it's winter in america, no one knows what to fight for, because no one knows what to save" +++ topic #2 would like to discuss this reddit thread here on the surl: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueFilm/comments/1pwbxgp/one_battle_after_another_2025_vs_vineland_the/ i have to remind myself that 999 of 1000 people have never read pynchon, stephenson, thompson, rand, wilson, leary and on and on and on +++ topic #3 whether intentional or not, imho, pta has made a breakthrough achievement with obaa, and i am coining the term to describe it: retroforward continuity alternative timelines are always thought of as a split on key events which would have or might have gone forward in distinctly different but very similar ways, like bring the jubilee, highcastle, etc. my view is that time runs in all directions simultaneously, and what pta has done with obaa is flip the equation and recast alternative versions/dates of past events that arrive at what "we" "perceive" as "the present" i don't think this has ever been done before, and given the development cycle, it may not have been intentional, but as buckaroo said, wherever you go, there you are +++ topic #4 the outro of american girl was perfect so was the song that followed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnJFhuOWgXg&list=PL76b_ueHxrcmDp9Xg5u34x3HM_t6dYhYt&index=1 You will not be able to stay home, brother You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out You will not be able to lose yourself on skag And skip out for beer during commercials, because The revolution will not be televised The revolution will not be televised The revolution will not be brought to you By Xerox in four parts without commercial interruptions The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon blowing a bugle And leading a charge by John Mitchell, General Abrams, and Spiro Agnew To eat hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary The revolution will not be televised The revolution will not be brought to you by the Schaefer Award Theatre And will not star Natalie Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal The revolution will not get rid of the nubs The revolution will not make you look five pounds thinner, because The revolution will not be televised, brother There will be no pictures of you and Willie Mae Pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run Or trying to slide that color TV into a stolen ambulance NBC will not be able predict the winner At 8:32 on report from twenty-nine districts The revolution will not be televised There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down brothers on the instant replay There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down brothers on the instant replay There will be no pictures of Whitney Young Being run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process There will be no slow motion or still lifes of Roy Wilkins Strolling through Watts in a red, black, and green liberation jumpsuit That he has been saving for just the proper occasion Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction Will no longer be so damn relevant And women will not care if Dick finally got down with Jane On Search for Tomorrow Because black people will be in the street looking for a brighter day The revolution will not be televised There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock news And no pictures of hairy armed women liberationists And Jackie Onassis blowing her nose The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb or Francis Scott Keys Nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom Jones, Johnny Cash Engelbert Humperdinck, or The Rare Earth The revolution will not be televised The revolution will not be right back After a message about a white tornado White lightning, or white people You will not have to worry about a dove in your bedroom The tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl The revolution will not go better with Coke The revolution will not fight germs that may cause bad breath The revolution will put you in the driver's seat The revolution will not be televised Will not be televised Will not be televised Will not be televised The revolution will be no re-run, brothers The revolution will be live 2003 bbc4 doc on gsh (1 hour, recommended): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p37iZ3o5k2Y gsh compilation play list: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4felaMEsEQ&list=PL76b_ueHxrcmDp9Xg5u34x3HM_t6dYhYt&index=2 +++ omaha! Grow OmahaOne Battle After Another Misfires With Knockoff TarantinoA bloated, chaotic film that confuses revolution with noise. Anderson’s latest aims for Tarantino flair but lands in the bargain bin instead.+++ A rat done bit my sister Nell With whitey on the moon Her face and arms began to swell And whitey's on the moon I can't pay no doctor bills But whitey's on the moon Ten years from now I'll be payin' still While whitey's on the moon The man just upped my rent last night Cause whitey's on the moon No hot water, no toilets, no lights But whitey's on the moon I wonder why he's upping me? Cause whitey's on the moon? Well I was already giving him fifty a week With whitey on the moon Taxes taking my whole damn check Junkies making me a nervous wreck The price of food is going up And as if all that shit wasn't enough: A rat done bit my sister Nell With whitey on the moon Her face and arm began to swell And whitey's on the moon Was all that money I made last year For whitey on the moon? How come I ain't got no money here? Hmm! Whitey's on the moon Y'know I just 'bout had my fill Of whitey on the moon I think I'll send these doctor bills Airmail special To whitey on the moon +++ Uploading Attachment...
  10. And, I'm sure it's all fueled by the sense that the end of Trump is nigh, whatever that brings. As much as they may yearn for Trump 2028, they all know he'll be dead or barely sentient by then (he already is barely sentient), so they're having to make up whatever's next. You'd think for her that would be the same ol bullshit, but who knows what she's thinking.
  11. MTG didn’t suddenly have an epiphany that Trump was bad. She’s pissed off that Trump cockblocked her from running for Senate in Georgia and now she’s burning his MAGA house down. MTG has never flip flopped on advocating for the victims & calling for the release of the Epstein files. Everyone has known Trump was in those files for years. The problem is that MTG never turned on Trump until he threw her aside. The worst enemies to have are the ones who know you the best.
  12. It reads to me that this had been building up for a while, with the whole Epstein affair being the straw that broke the camel's back. First, she was teased with being named as the veep pick and then not getting the nod (probably perceiving that it was because she's a woman), and then being dismissed so often once he was in office (probably perceiving that it was because she's a woman). Her perception might well be true, given what we know of the man. Regardless, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially an entitled one who feels like she's on a mission from God. Then, she saw how the Trump/Epstein rape victims were being treated, and the whole house of cards she'd constructed in her mind fell apart.
  13. Oh, there’s no doubt in my mind that she's still hanging onto her prejudices. And, yeah, that applies to the couple of people she reminded me of, but I do think the Trump spell has been broken for a lot of these folks. They remembered the good economy Trump inherited (and took credit for) and that things hadn't completely fallen off the rails (because there were still some adults in the room), but this go-around, they've finally begun to see him in a different light. That said, I don't hold any illusions that they'll suddenly start voting for Democrats or give up some of their conspiracies, but some of them are absolutely done with Trump after less than a year of his shit. Looks like she's shooting daggers at the wildlife photographer who just walked in on her taking a dump in her nook of the cave.
  14. I'm glad Bolverk brought up this article because I am still struggling with it and I'm about to sound conspiratorial. She didn't suddenly get smart. Sure, she's smarter than the she was the day she strolled into DC but that maybe brings her IQ up two points to 57. Why is she suddenly sounding like she has average intelligence? She must be paying some organization a shit ton of money to generate better press. I'm happy she's denounced Trump, but I want to know who is pulling these strings. I'm also skeptical that she's truly committed. If she were, she could run again and try to defeat his candidate. One doesn't go from classless Neanderthal to appearing to be a somewhat middling, normal person this quickly. It bothers me more every time I read another article about her. I'd love to think that MAGA people are starting to feel the consequences of their actions, but I just don't believe that's the case yet. I think the only way true change will happen is if there is pain to go with it. There may be some embarrassment right now, but I don't think we've seen the real pain yet. So, why has she changed? BTW, if she has truly changed, she has a lifetime of actions to makeup for the things she's said and done, if I were seeing evidence of that, I might be less skeptical. Right now, I'm more bothered by all the attention her change of heart seems to be generating and I want to know who is behind it.
  15. Don't know her but I was at UVA undergrad. Didn't get in as a non-resident (and finished law school in 1990). She also apparently is spelling impaired. Weaponazation?
  16. Tuco replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    I assume you mean 2024, since that is the data for the map, and most areas didn't have federal elections in 2025. For 2026, I'd expect turnout to be lower across the board, because that is what always happens with non-Presidential years. I'd expect it to dip less in states with Senate and/over governor elections. Theoretically, I'd like to see lower turnout in rural counties and higher turnout in urban counties. But, if there is a "wave" type election in 26, I would guess it's more about changes in percentages in the urban/suburban areas rather than rural America staying home. This map is great in demonstrating how the electoral college (and gerrymandering) reduces participation in states that are dominated by one side.
  17. When MTG made her apology for engaging in toxic politics, it read like an apology. And, her statements in support of women ring true. That’s what I will credit. Go back to Georgia, Ms Greene. Keep learning.
  18. I 100% believe she turned on Trump and she’s trying to hurt him. She made the decision a few months ago and what’s she has done and is doing - there is no coming back in terms of anybody who is all-in on Trump. But it’s clear that she thinks she can have her pie and eat it or something - she clearly believes she can outlast Trump and be around to pick up the pieces, but when Trump is gone, the GOP will fracture into several little groups, and it’s a question of how much political capital she can muster. She’s certainly got some hardcore Qanon types backing her, but all they care about is conspiracy stuff.
  19. So I wondered about the consent on the eggs, I asked my wife if your consent is given when they draw eggs for storage. Also I jokingly said, she’s flying in a nuke at the end of the episode. I was amusingly correct. So about the music he hears on his radio, it was broken during his forced seizure of the hive mind and the radio even lost signal during it. I’m guessing that’s how you can shake them out. Also Carol almost looked to have Zosia remembering her individuality for a tick. Interesting conclusion to the season
  20. Sadie (RIP): Sadie girl, Sadie Monster, dingbat, goofball Chloe: Clo, little shit, squeakes, squeaker -on account of her insistent and increasing low-tone to higher pitch whine when (barely) hungry or wanting to go outside
  21. ROFL BOX replied to 1978horn's topic in Food and Travel
    Over the +20 years of our marriage, I have cooked various things WITH all of these, not mentioned it & witnessed Ø adverse results. & Then there are occasions when I have essentially served a bowl of tepid water & been accused of trying to kill her. These stated gasrto issues are reported as being tied to I.B.S. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  22. Feels like this particular period of time (portal announcements then two week period of portal opening) is like the biggest mad dash of the year for coaching staffs. I'm assuming analysts help break down as much film as possible on these possible transfers? Then you're doing whatever research regarding a player's character and mental evals? Christ, what a shitshow. In Texas's position, I'd think you want to avoid the crazy bidding wars for big name guys unless you're VERY confident they will assimilate and succeed immediately on the field. Some programs are more desperate than others to get obvious blue chips and throw out huge $$$. The chaotic variable of what schools are willing to spend on individual players and overall team budgets makes this hard to follow or take that seriously. Like, how do you get mad at Sark/Texas losing out on a guy when we are so in the dark with the details and inner workings? At least with regular recruiting there is time to develop relationships and players eventually pare down their choices. Portal is complete chaos.
  23. bolverk replied to SmokeyBear1861's topic in Cloak Room
    Yeah, pretty much this. Go read the NYTimes Magazine profile on her I just posted in the MTG thread. She still believes in MAGA/America First, but the light finally dawned on her that maybe this Trump guy isn't on the up-and-up, afterall.
  24. Not sure if anyone has the appetite to read such a long piece, but while this profile of MTG -- based on a couple of interviews and some really candid quotes from her -- doesn't exactly put her in a new light, it certainly answers a few questions. It's possible I'm a fool, but her decision to part with Trump over the last several months seems genuine after reading this. It also confirms my impression that she accurately reflects the views of well-off, middle-aged white women with Fox News Brain from culturally conservative small towns. In other words, she reminds me a whole lot of some I went to high school with and have kept in touch with since: entitled, arrogant, ignorant, conspiratorial-minded, but ultimately honest about who she is and what she (wrongly) believes in. While I loathe the shit that she's said and done, and therefore I'm unsympathetic to her being cast from Trump's good graces, she sounds oh-so-familiar to some of the conservative people I know who've lived their adult lives in the Fox News bubble, blindly believing everything the teevee bobbleheads have told her for the past 30 years. It's no wonder these people are always so angry and confused about shit when all they're told (and willingly listening to) is that "those people" are to blame for everything. And now that she's actually been exposed to trying to work with Trump -- as opposed to just fawning over him from afar -- the scales have fallen from her eyes, and she sees him for who he really is: a corrupt, self-serving asshole who's only loyal to himself. I think she may be a good, real-time reflection of the erosion in support we (Surly posters) have been observing anecdotally among our families and in our social circles. @atomheartbevo You've discussed this in several posts lately, so I'd like to hear your thoughts after you read it. No rush, though, because it is pretty long and worth stewing over for a bit. Definitely worth a read to get a better understanding of some of the turmoil going on within MAGA. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/magazine/marjorie-taylor-greene-trump-maga-split.html https://archive.is/zTlk0
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