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  1. I'd probably vote for this guy.
  2. Ehhhh. Stop Martin, you win. Or let her have hers, bc the rest of the team isn’t that good. This is not the Penn State of last year.
  3. Pretty sure I have some crappy VHS copies of a half-dozen or more of her pornos.
  4. Super centex crushing it with her and sham wow
  5. Also fun thing. From what I can glean, the article they were supposed to comment on was about bullying of transgender or gender dysphoric teens. And nowhere does this little brainwashed cunt giving her biblically informed personal opinion say anything that might condemn bullying for any reason. Y'know, like Jesus would do.
  6. So the dumb bitch didn’t even cite book and verse for her reactions, just “tHe bIbBEL SAIS Mens iS MeNs AnD GirLs Is gIrLS EGGO deFiNE wOmEn.” I mean I could see it being a legitimate paper if she delved into the text with quotes, citations, and third party interpretations to support her own views, but she’d also need to acknowledge contradictions within the Bible itself and varying interpretations if she was going to be intellectually honest and seeking a real grade. The teacher may not like the opinions but at least it would be a legitimate exercise of academia. But nope, it was just a setup by MAGA Mom Attorney at Law. Fuck this country and its voters.
  7. I'd rather play USC, because we played Michigan in 24 and (likely) again in 27 We haven't played USC since 2018
  8. Can i say I'd rather play Michigan? would be considered a better win
  9. You would take Bailey 2nd overall? Zero chance. He has a nice frame and potential but Flagg, Harper and Kon are in a totally different class. Queen looks fucking awesome. Edgecombe has cooled off but looks like he will be a 10-12 year starter or rotation guy. Fears has been great. Coward looks great but is a little older. I'd still take Tre over him because of the character and work-ethic and being an assassin from 3 but I could see that either way.
  10. As a hater from Day 1, I'd love to see Paul's career done and dusted, but this has to be a mercy cut so he can sign somewhere else and play on a competitive team, right?
  11. I know the field is extremely weak this year, but I truly hope the voters don't reward this asswipe with a Heisman. I'd say his mouth and family would have turned many off but, JFF.
  12. and she knew it, or someone told her, because she skipped bumfuck Alabama for LA right after the New Year last year devestating loss for the SEC Shorts team
  13. What's the line in the Big 12 Championship? I'd take Tech and lay -9.5.
  14. Horn80

    Landman

    Plastic surgery on her face really showed in that last episode. Oof
  15. She would sound much more pleasant with my dick in her mouth.
  16. I can change her.
  17. Him her…you get it. It feels like a Double-A version of Las Vegas with better weather but worse food/music. Sensory overload both places.
  18. I'd rather win a scrimmage than lose it...not to mention picking up another game against Michigan in the all-time wins column. Speaking of which, we're now 1 win behind the Domers.
  19. Sprinkle in underage drinking and drug possession and we have a West Campus coverup. She may have fell on her own. Thats just another weekend for the Texas Cowboys. I think suicide is unlikely, at least without significant drugs and alcohol in her system.
  20. just from overall game experience I'd say cancel OSU but keep Michigan. Would like to host Michigan. already did the OSU host thing and their fans are dicks anyway.
  21. Am I the only one that saw this screen cap as her bending over in white lingerie?
  22. Ideally I'd like to see one of the freshmen pull away from Jaggy McJaggerson (Lockett's gotta show something eventually, right?). But his hands are fantastic and he just feels like a Longhorn starter, so fuck it, we ball.
  23. I'd imagine the plan is if things hold form, Tech wins, Georgia wins, and Bama looks decent that they flip Bama and Notre Dame. Bama goes to aggy. Notre Dame goes to OU. No repeats.
  24. Texas (8-0) vs. North Carolina (8-1) ACC/SEC Challenge Thursday, Dec. 4, 2025 – 6:00 p.m. Central Moody Center | Austin, Texas TELEVISION: The game will be televised nationally on ESPN2 with Beth Mowins (play-by-play) and Debbie Antonelli (analyst) on the call. RADIO: The game will be broadcast on AM 1300 The Zone and TexasSports.Com. Craig Way and Kathy Harston will have the call. Notables: • PLAYERS ERA CHAMPIONSHIP: The Longhorns beat No. 3 UCLA and No. 2 South Carolina on back-to-back days to win the Players Era Championship. The Longhorns became the first program in at least 25 years to win games over top-three opponents on back-to-back days. Rori Harmon was named the MVP of the Players Era Championship. The Longhorns moved up to No. 2 in the AP poll and received 10 first place votes. Texas earned USBWA National Team of the Week honors. • CARLTON STEPPING UP: Justice Carlton averaged 11.5 points and 7.0 rebounds per game in the wins over UCLA and South Carolina. Carlton has scored in double figures in each of her last three games. _________________ North Carolina head coach: Courtney Banghart since 2019 Regular Season: vs NC Central W 90-42 vs Elon W 71-37 vs #3 UCLA L 78-60 vs Fairfield W 82-68 @ NC A&T W 85-50 vs UNC Greensboro W 94-48 vs S Dakota St W 83-48 vs Kansas St W 85-73 vs Columbia W 80-63 _____________________________________ AI: The North Carolina women's basketball team is young, with a strong core of underclassmen who contribute significantly, supported by key senior leadership from Nyla Harris and Indya Nivar. They have a mix of talent from both inside and outside, featuring a center in 6'5" Blanca Thomas and multiple guards who can distribute the ball, such as Elina Aarnisalo (22 assists) and Nyla Brooks (14 assists).
  25. Last time we saw her, she was going to Mars for a two week vacation.
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