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  1. One thing that bothers me as someone who doesn't play musical instruments is watching live performances and not seeing the action sync with the sound. I get that electric instruments have reverb and delay, so the action of a guitarist strumming doesn't match up 1:1 like watching a bassist pluck or a drummer drum, but in my mind it still never jives. For example, the woman in this video is hitting a digital drum pad thing, and I like the song, but my brain keeps on screaming at me "her instrument is fake, shes not playing anything"
  2. I want to thank the aggy fans for showing this old canes fan around. I got lost but was directed to my seat and jerked off to completion by a kind couple. That was the relief I needed yet somehow they knew. My family are lifelong canes but I'll be honest I wouldn't mind if my daughter joined the 12th man. I'm going to share my experience with her and encourage her to apply next year. I look forward to joining next time as this was the most pleasant experience I've had as a visitor
  3. That woman has some blocking dummies on her chest.
  4. You know what I'd rather listen to than the stupid Aggie band? Blasting music and commercials and Taco Bell bongs.
  5. Dude next to her has a chesticle pouch.
  6. University said today is my official graduation date, both in correspondence and on their Utexas online dates calendar. I'm not sure where to exactly check that I've been awarded my degree since it's Saturday, no new email has come in today, but my counselor assured me I'd officially graduate when we spoke through email yesterday. So I guess I've done it. Gonna grill a steak tonight and relax. EDIT: Just saw the info. My degree will show up in the online records on January 8th, even though it's been awarded today.
  7. Maybe try offering her a call guy?
  8. College tradition is antiquated bullshit and nothing but old men yelling at clouds. Sorry, that junk is history. Embrace it. You have plenty of pointless scrimmages they label as bowls you can watch. And your statement makes absolutely no sense and the very first year of the 12 team format proved it. In this 4 team format, Georgia, Oregon, Clemson, Arizona State are your 4 p4 champs. All 4 of those teams didn't even win a game last playoffs. Yet if we kept that format, we probably would have seen Georgia vs Oregon in the title game. Both of those teams got whipped last playoffs. Now go back down through the years and see how many really good teams were left out because only 4 made it. Texas would have made the playoffs 11 times if we had a playoff format this entire time since the BCS era. We had some very good teams in that time in the 2000s I'd have loved to see them actually prove it on the field instead of getting left out completely. Had we had a playoffs in 2008, we most likely have another title. And how many national champions become different teams? This idea that every single playoff game is going to be an instant classic and when it isn't, y'all tell this format sucks and let's go back to old formats.
  9. Same. If this game we're in Miami I'd like the Canes to come out on top, but I think the incessant crowd drone in collie station gives aggy just enough retard strength to lift that car.
  10. KaiserSoze

    Getting old sucks

    Too funny. I've been hearing the term "glazing" used quite a bit the last 6 months or so- prior to that I'd never heard it before. I've never heard the phrase "gassing someone up" but I'm guessing they're similar.
  11. Based on how much her hair is blowing down on the field yea the wind is going to be a factor.
  12. I'm visiting my folks in San Antonio for Christmas. I'd never seen a Waymo in my life much less in SA. I've seen several in the last few days.
  13. I haven't bought my wife a Christmas present..even though I know she ordered and got me something But she is very hard to buy for. She doesn't like jewelry, fancy clothes or shoes or purses, doesn't like upscale restaurants. I offered a call girl who is willing to have a threesome, but she said no. I honestly have no idea what to get her
  14. Going to the office 100%. Commute is < 30 minutes each way so enough time for a few podcast, audio book, or just to decompress. There are perks around the office, lots of free food, snacks, drinks, drinking whisky with the cute gal in marketing. My wife WFH and prefers it, because honestly, it takes a woman a lot longer to get ready to leave the house. She’ll leave during the day to get a haircut to get her nails done, but she’ll also work late into the night to make up the time. After bonuses, we make about the same amount, so I guess we’re in a win win situation
  15. She's a keeper. Hope you asked her to demonstrate.
  16. My wife woke up to me giggling about some of these posts , I explained to her the heartbreaking way ou lost night and she just laughed and said 'yea well OU sucks'
  17. I still think it’s a setup for Sark’s exit next year. We hire Muschamp for DC (when clearly offense was the problem) and everyone is overjoyed. Then when Sark leaves for the NFL next year and takes his butt buddies Flood and Banks with him, we won’t be left with our dicks in our hands because we have Coach Boom to step up and be the HC. Then everyone is overjoyed once again. Think about it, if Sark has the same staff as 2025 and then leaves after 2026 taking everyone with him, we look like fools without having someone waiting in the wings to take over the way Muschamp can possibly do now.
  18. She may get more PT so good for her, but she won't be winning a NC. I doubt she plays OH, she's not athletic enough. I don't think she'd even be as good as Molly who switched from MB to OH.
  19. So Erika Kirk had a 5-hour sit down with Candace Parker pleading with her to stop disparaging her and her husband's name in wild conspiracy theories (aka I desperately need some of your audience to stay relevant), and Owens said, "nah bitch." And Tucker Carlson's out their passing out gasoline. Do I have that about right? What a fine group of individuals.
  20. Susie Wiles in her interview: Trump has claimed, without evidence, that Bill Clinton visited Epstein’s infamous private island, Little St. James, “supposedly 28 times.” “There is no evidence” those visits happened, according to Wiles; as for whether there was anything incriminating about Clinton in the files, “The president was wrong about that.”
  21. My wife loves the show and calls it "competence porn." I like hearing her say that.
  22. Not only did he have the second-best lunch box for young boys in the 70s/80s, but he acted alongside Erin Gray and got to bang Connie Sellecca in her prime.
  23. She’s young and knows better like Red Five said. She’s not MTG who hit her ceiling with MAGA. Shes getting out now while the getting is good, lays really low, “family time”, and then comes back in 2028 or 2030. She’s too fucking devious and ambitious to give it all up now.
  24. Yeah all of these stories kind of smacked of "she was going to give me her phone number, but her friends needed to go to the bathroom and I didn't see her again all night"
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