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  1. Yeah my aggy neighbor last night found every way she could to work in mentions about having lost to the team headed to the title game - so according to her they must not have been so bad. It was weird though. She never mentioned losing to Texas the previous game. I just let her run with it. Didn't say shit. Best way to handle aggy. Drives 'em batshit crazy.
  2. Can I post this here? If so, people like her make me absolutely sick.
  3. Bevo posted a topic in Daily Texan
    https://archive.is/ZZ42d#selection-1005.3-1046.0 NYPD rookie cop’s raunchy OnlyFans account exposed as disgusted officers demand firing By Tina Moore Published Jan. 10, 2026, 7:30 a.m. ET A rookie Queens officer bared every inch of her naked body in pornographic images she posted on her OnlyFans account – and could be fired for her indecent exposure, The Post has learned. Police Officer Dannah Battino, who works in the 110th Precinct in Elmhurst and became a cop in April 2025, appears in dozens of raunchy snaps exposing her most intimate areas — getting frisky with an unidentified lady friend. 4 Police Officer Dannah Battino appeared in raunchy snaps on the subscription site OnlyFans. fapeza.com Battino gets cheeky in other snaps, pushing her derriere dangerously close to the camera. “She should be immediately terminated from this job,” said a disgusted NYPD source. “There’s no place in this department for that. We are paramilitary and we have to have some kind of standard to be a police officer.” Law enforcement experts said Battino, 28, who previously worked as an FDNY emergency medical technician, could be investigated by the Internal Affairs Bureau. “She needs to get out of the department,” another NYPD source said. “She shouldn’t be on the job.” The heavily-tattooed, raven-haired, belly-ringed Battino took down her page — gainswbattino/thatcoupleaftermidnight — in the last few days after fellow Finest began sharing images, police sources said. But a source familiar with the case said the police officer created the account before she joined the NYPD. It wasn’t clear when she made her last post. 4 The officer joined the department in April and would have been asked to detail what she did for money. NYPD 110th Precinct/Facebook Some OnlyFans models make thousands of dollars a week through subscriptions on the site, where users pay a fee for access. Models can also make money through live interactive sessions and receive tips. The starting salary for a new NYPD police officer is $60,884. Applicants to the force must fill out a form disclosing all forms of income, a retired high-ranking source said. It’s unclear how much she made on the platform. “Failure to disclose all ways that you made money could be sufficient reason to terminate,” the source said. “I would be shocked if she made zero money.” Critics also wondered why the raunchy content wasn’t discovered during the NYPD’s candidate vetting process, which includes extensive background and social media checks. “If we can find it, why didn’t the investigators find it?” the first police source asked. “She shouldn’t have gotten through. She should have been disqualified just for that.” Because she is a probationary officer, she could also be terminated based on conduct unbecoming of an officer, a fireable offense. 4 OnlyFans users are encouraged to advertise their accounts through multiple social media sites to encourage new subscribers. dannah.battino/facebook 4 Almost all of the cop’s OnlyFans photos were too cringe-worthy to publish. Fapeza.com The police union defended her, pointing out that she didn’t break the law. “If she did not do anything illegal or anything that impacts her ability to perform her duties, then it’s nobody’s business but her own,” Police Benevolent Association President Patrick Hendry said. “It’s shameful that her personal information is being dumped out into public view.” In 2022, a rookie cop in Detroit landed in hot water after her pornographic OnlyFans sparked a probe. She was suspended, then resigned.
  4. Supposedly Machado said she "would like to give Trump her NPP" & DipFuck Orange said "Yeah, I'd accept it"... [ However ] Whether she personally "hands it to him" or simply SAYS "I want you to have this", the IDEA of who was actually awarded it will never change. It's like buying a Superb Owl championship ring & trying to tell people you were on the team when in reality, you weren't even a parking lot attendant.
  5. Wright has the ol' busted butt injury.
  6. I'd say Collin. I think AD could , we just never really asked him to do it that much. It wasn't Quinn's style.
  7. Not sure I'd go that far. The demographics of a basically football board (or sports, anyway) skew things pretty decidedly, if not dramatically.
  8. Clearly, she failed the attitude test. But she also kept her distance and didn't physically interfere with the asshole anymore than he was interfering with her and her partner's daily lives. It's strange how that video he took makes it seem like he got hit or almost got hit while what was actually happening is he sidestepped her car and took three potshots.
  9. I think I’m proposing soon. it’s about time. Dating for 6 years and got 2 kids with her. we heading to big bear at the end of the month. Might do it there. need a ring still tho. her friend with just as big ones is helping to lock down what she wants
  10. ^^yep. Buying into private jet ownership is probably not too difficult for a "rich" person. The kicker is when you want to actually use it for a trip. Landing fees, parking fees, crew costs, fuel in the 1000s of gallons, engine/maintenance hourly charges. Only a seriously rich person can be able to pay all that without going bankrupt. I'd much rather spend a fraction of it on a First Class ticket on AA.
  11. I'd see what your baby mama's big ol titties are up to. But that's just me.
  12. "tell your doctor if you have swelling between the anus and genitals" "increased risk of lower limb loss" Think I'd rather have whatever jardiance is supposed to treat
  13. Goredho replied to Lurch's topic in Music
    So, from the original post: "Developing Playing & Singing Skills - recommendations and progress around learning to play and sing" Currently investing time trying to develop my voice to whatever degree I can. I had "Brett Manning Singing Success 360" recommended to me by someone who used it to develop their voice, and I'll be dammed if it isn't helping. Its not cheap, but its helping and has the option for 1 on 1 lessons online or with a certified vocal coach locally. I'd be curious what others have done to jumpstart their vocal development. Singing SuccessSinging Success 360 - Singing SuccessToday, you can start a vocal program that will give you the voice you’ve always dreamed of. You’ll build a strong foundation with good techniques that will keep you singing for years to come. Singing
  14. I did it and a prior poster did it too. She went first and I followed her. I made it four complete days. I only had water and electrolytes. I love coffee with milk. Not black. When I came off of it I had steamed vegetables and broth the first day.
  15. You know, it just occured to me, had Good actually had her vehicle aimed at Ross when nhe fired, he'd likely be dead now. We all saw the car accelerate after she was hit. She saved that piece of shit's life.
  16. G650 replied to Lurch's topic in Music
    The Scarlett stuff is fantastic, can't recommend highly enough for starting out. I actually have a Solo I keep around for my laptop and a 8i6 in my office. In fact if you want to try the Solo I can send you this one. I am setup kinda similar to GoredHo in so far as I track at a warehouse, though I mix at home. I have to track a whole ass band, so it's a lot of inputs and space. At home I use an RME Babyface for an interface, which is a small desktop unit. It's nice but not cheap. I'd recommend a Focusrite or UA box for starting. Please do not. Thanks
  17. Sleep paralysis demon with an iPhone.
  18. I used to "protect" musical equipment by piling dirty clothes on top of it, then I'd artfully add a pair of tighty whities, stripe up.
  19. Gotcha. I'd argue the results look much worse at the moment but hopefully that turns around.
  20. I'm honestly not sure how maga christians deal with this in their heads. Starting with the fact that they would have hated Jesus and that they apparently hate everything he stood for. Kind of makes the whole thing awkward, I'd imagine. For real, I'm not sure how their brains haven't exploded, although I guess in a way they sort of have.
  21. I'd be happy to sit in for you in exchange for access to your unused tickets. 🙂
  22. Tits, yes. Face? It's like looking at Mario Cristobal with a banging body. X...no. No. I'd still smash. Not proud, but I'd take one for the team.
  23. For the other distance runners here, what are you doing for carbs and fluids throughout long runs and on race day? I was doing a GU gel about every 5 miles, so that would be 4-5 gels for a full marathon. I was also using Propel electrolyte packets (zero carbs) in my water bottle, or drinking the water and Gatorade provided on a race day course. That usually works for a ~15 mile run, but I've had problems in the past with hitting the wall around mile 21-22 of a full marathon. I've been reading up on it and realized I am way too low on my carb intake. I'm hearing people using GU every 20 minutes, or equivalent carbs from gels and drink mixes to get about 100g carbs per hour. Looking at different running resources and podcasts, there seems to be a lot of discussion about this the last couple of years. I guess I'm a little behind, but this is an easy adjustment that can hopefully give a big performance boost and avoid the dreaded hitting the wall. It seems painfully obvious now. Lately, I've been doing a GU every 4 miles instead of 5 miles and I've replaced my Propel packets with a combo of Tailwind and Maurten drink mixes, both of which contain carbs. I've noticed good results on long runs and I'd like to get the GU gels every 3-3.5 miles if my stomach tolerates it, which so far, it has. Curious what regimens other people use.
  24. A guy came into the ice cream place my daughter works at and had Trump speaking on his phone loud as shit. He ordered a cup for his kid and then bitched at her for not giving him enough sprinkles. Not kidding. He continued to watch the trump speech at full volume while his kid ate then before walking out looked back at my 17yo and said “you could learn a lot from this great man.” So fucking miserable and stupid.
  25. I just got back from a protest here in Kingwood. About 150 people showed up. 90% of the reactions we got from passing cars were honks and thumbs up. 10% were thumbs down or middle fingers. One guy tried to roll coal and got pulled over by HPD. Other than the fact that the crowd was definitely on the older side (I'd guess 75%+ were older than me aand I'm 55), it was a pretty good turnout considering it was all planned within the last 48 hours.
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