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  1. That was the first time the AI symbolism really hit home for me. So the powder going into the milk is people? I guess something had to happen to get the rest of the survivors on Carol's side. Will the others deliver her video with that revelation? The recording that Carol was talking to all episode was this guy, right?
  2. Started off short handed Duke women's basketball's Emma Koabel will miss the 2025-26 season due to a knee injury. The status of freshman Arianna Roberson, who suffered an offseason injury, is progressing but the coaching staff is still mindful of her workload and it's unclear if there are any minute restrictions for her early in the season. Emma Koabel: Will miss the entire 2025-26 season with a knee injury sustained while playing for Team Canada. Arianna Roberson: Suffered a season-ending injury in the offseason and is still working her way back. While her recovery is progressing and she is practicing, her workload is being carefully managed, and it's uncertain if she will have a minute restriction at the start of the season.
  3. He has to get Gomez and Andy out there. Kerkez and Konate need to sit. Mo also needs to sit. He does nothing out there. Sending the ball to him produces nothing. I love Mo but he used up all his magic last season. I get why he throws Gakpo out. He's at least trying to create something. Him, Hugo, and Szobo are the entire offense. I'd give him till Inter to right the ship. If he can't fix it he will never be able to. If you can't get right against 17th and 18th placed teams in the table, you're never going to get it right.
  4. About a month ago, my wife found out she has breast cancer. We freaked out, of course. But after meeting with doctors, it turned out that she had the best case senario. It was confined to a milk duct and it was detected at the earliest possible time. My wife's family history with cancer is horrible, so she's been doing mammograms and MRIs on a strict schedule, and it was caught. It is what they call "Stage Zero". No chemo or radiation. However, if she chose to just do a lumpectomy, her chances of getting it again in the next 10 years would be 30%, because of her genetic make up. She had genetic testing done years ago. A double mastectomy put her at 1-3%. She opted for the double, I can't blame her. The surgery was monday and it was a great success. She goes back in a couple of weeks for the reconstruction. And yes, she's getting the upgrayyyyed. I've been keeping it together, for the most part. When it comes to big emotions, I'm a bottler. I'm sure it will get out one day, maybe soon. She always tries to get me to "let it out" but I fight it. Just instinct, I guess. I didn't have a bad childhood, where I wasn't allowed to be emotional. I don't know why I'm this way. She's already back to her old self, other than soreness. It's great to see.
  5. Rori was the only Texas player to make a FG in the 4th quarter. Without her, we definitely lose this game. The rest of the team had no energy left.
  6. I could easily see Tech sitting tight at 5, even if they win out. Now, the committee does what it wants, but allegedly the CCG losses won't make a team drop. For those reasons, I'd like to see a Texas win this Friday, in addition to general purposes towards aggy misery.
  7. Mrs. Blanton, Freshman Social Studies. Smokin' hot lil' cajun chick married to a rich guy 20 years older than her. We all knew what was up.
  8. Damn. Kneepenks got some ass on her
  9. Oh we're in full agreement. Honestly, if the company I was working for didn't expect me to hang and socialize I'd often bail too. Even though I go to networking events as a part of my career, I dont love them. So, I'd be pretty hypocritical if I expected speakers to want to hang after. That's the very reason Lou Holtz really stood out. He enjoyed engaging with people, answering and asking questions. Genuinely getting to know people in a friendly way. It was cool and unique. (Confession- He even had nice things to say about Texas and Mack Brown but I'm not repeating them for fear of negbalivion. )
  10. I'd eat that right now. Especially if the Spam is fried.
  11. Okay, Jacquez, you chest checked her
  12. You're so easy to draw offsides it's almost embarrassing. Wait, no, it is. Also, I'd say the same for Arch but....you know...we've already seen it...
  13. Especially considering we have no Preston or Crump available, this has been crazy good execution without any letup on D. UCLA hasn't faced anything like this in a good while. Let Betts have her 30, but keep the perimeter in check and stay aggressive on the other end.
  14. I'd kinda like to see Tech beat aggy in a 1st Round game at Pyle Field. Hopefully, we'll do our part to make it happen.
  15. I won't give her name in order to protect the guilty, but she was a vivacious, cute, thin young blonde. I was pretty stoked when we made out on my last day in high school.
  16. Justice plays with a lot more effort this season which is great to see. Last year, effort was optional with her
  17. She did it fairly often last year, but I'd hoped that by now she'd have quit rushing the chippies. She remains a work in progress.
  18. Well… Officials have detained the mother of White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt's nephew amid the Trump administration's ramped-up immigration enforcement efforts, a source familiar with the matter confirmed to NBC News. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents took the woman into custody in Revere, Massachusetts, this month, the source said. A Department of Homeland Security spokesperson said Bruna Caroline Ferreira is a "criminal illegal alien from Brazil" who overstayed her tourist visa, which expired in June 1999. https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/white-house-press-secretary-karoline-051116896.html
  19. @Gatorubet covered most, but I'd say that Ukraine is getting modern fighters in numbers the Russians can't (along with the munitions for them), and Ukraine is increasing production of their homegrown long-range munitions (drones/missiles) which are performing admirably, all the while Russia can't currently keep up with air defense system production (as Ukraine continues to destroy/degrade them and target the manufacturing chain). Russia also can't seem to shake the strategy of lobbing a significant number of missiles/drones at civilian targets, which, just as the Germans did during the Battle of Britain (when they switched from targeting the RAF to civilians), is going to bite them in the ass, since every missile or drone put into civilian targets is a missile or drone that's not used against military targets. If their production/acquisition slows down, they are going to wish they had those missiles and drones. When Germany was unable to defend the Fatherland from allied bombing, things started turning slowly, and then suddenly. There's going to come a point where Ukraine drops the Kerch bridge, and shuts down large-scale navel re-supply to Crimea, and starts putting missiles into Moscow. They are already hitting power facilities around Moscow as it is, and there seems to be few targets in Crimea and along the Russian coastline that Ukraine can't touch (and Ukraine has been working over Russia's cargo ships that would be used to supply Crimea). I won't join Gatorubet in his bet about next June, but I do think things will look completely different by then, and probably even by February. This is a very unique moment in history - Ukraine is able to put an economic (and arguably psychological once the heating and electricity fails for longer and longer times) pressure on Russia that few other countries in history have been able to accomplish in the same situation.
  20. I'm a raindrop, I'm a raindrop, I'm a raindrop in the sky. But I'd rather be a raindrop Than a drip from Dripping High.
  21. Two friends of mine moved somewhere in that area. He retired at 50. It had always been his plan if he invested wisely and those investments didn’t tank with market fluctuations. The wife still works although remotely and maybe a little bit of travel. Between their high earnings, investments, and inheritance when her parents passed on (which probably didn’t factor into their decision), they decided to move there. Time will tell if they stay there a long while or move someplace more affordable later. This guy watches more college football than anyone alive. It’s insane how many games he records and watches throughout the week. I don’t know that he watches any sitcoms or dramas or movies. It’s all football. 300+ games per season.
  22. Yep. Any Texas “fan” who wants the drama that is Izzy Starck is a bad person. She quit on her team over an abusive boyfriend she’s still with.
  23. Brisketexan

    Tex Mex

    Ahem. I am an asshole of Surly who shits on BOTH Torchy's and places that serve $10 duck confit tacos. Serve fucking real mexican food made by real mexicans who flip tortillas with their goddamned hands and charge the appropriate price. And this. Nixta's gimmick is "we make tortillas like literally 11,000 joints on every corner all over Mexico, and that makes us super special?" Fuck that. Decent fresh tortillas should be a goddamned baseline. And it's not that fucking hard, goddamned mexicans have been doing it for 1,000 fucking years. Sigh. In other words, it sounds EXACTLY like my gringa wife's kinda place. Because.... ....my wife is not a fan of Enchiladas Y Mas. I think it just strikes her as too "low rent." She prefers La Mancha (which is.....fine...okay food, but man, do we always run into West Austin gringos we know, which she enjoys), although I HAVE gotten her into El Nuevo Mexico at the end of Anderson where it hits Lamar. And I recommend it. Good mixed crowd (gringos for tex-mex, as well as real mexicans eating there), damned solid cheese enchiladas, and other stuff. My mexican handyman says their menudo is the real deal, so I'll be trying it soon. And apparently, their breakfasts are outstanding.
  24. If true I think he'll learn real quick or he'll sink at a P4 program. I'd guess he learns.
  25. I'd say that depends. I think there are maybe 21 power 5 teams with 2 or fewer losses right now just doing a quick search. If that number goes down after this weekend to 15 or so, I think you could make an argument for a 3 loss team (not saying only Texas, but...)
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