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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Stop Being Poor
Generally agreed. I think Sark let his pants slip down a little this off-season and it looks like he's trying hard to recover. I'd like to see some OL action, but he seems to be making a lot of the right noises at present.
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Music Makers
Adding a little flavor to some seriously good previous posts: -- don't overlook Reaper as a DAW. It sounds great, it's super powerful, and it's free. It's also a little quirky for those raised on ProTools or Logic. -- I like the rec of a Shure SM57, but not two of them unless you seriously plan to track in stereo (and it sounds like you aren't, given the Vdrums). I'd get one SM57 and a large diaphragm condenser. I'll have recs later. And they don't.
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Music Makers
The better your original sound is, the better and easier everything afterwards is. Old recordings had technology that was ass compared to what you can get for a few hundred bucks and a cheap PC today, but the musicians knew their craft and owned it. Frank Sinatra, for example, would show up in the studio and nail everything, perfectly, on the first take, then head out with the drummer's wife to fuck her brains out afterwards.
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Minneapolis ICE Murder
If the people with the guns would have done what you prefer and just not have used the guns, she and the thousands of people behind her probably would have bludgeoned a whole lot of people to death.
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NFL Fans going goon not going away
Agree, but I would make her touch up her roots first. I have standards.
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Minneapolis ICE Murder
I'd go to an event honoring Stephen Miller if they were giving away free Samosas. Or even Samoas, to be honest.
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Texas Basketball 2025-26: It’s Miller Time
I'd like to see this more than once before I can believe anything close to 8-10. good news is we didn't allow one guy to go off for 40 points...it's a start.
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Texas WBB 2025-26: Return to the Final Four
Cunningham isn't built for high/level matchups. She mainly keeps us from having to wear all the tread off Kyla's tires against weaker teams. Hopefully Justice can start taking on more of that load down low, but it's a stretch at her size.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Stop Being Poor
Is this like a weird AI porn video? She's getting railed from behind and sparks are shooting out of her boobs?
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Texas WBB 2025-26: Return to the Final Four
Watched most of 2nd half... any reason why Rory was out during 4th quarter?? I saw a few foolish turnovers by her, plus her size was at times a matchup problem on defense...
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NFL Wildcard Sunday: Bills at Jags, 49ers at Eagles, Chargers at Patriots
Don't buy into stupid shit= dumb. Sure, bro. That and the fact she's done zero to deviate from what allegedly completely blew her fucking mind.
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Texas WBB 2025-26: Return to the Final Four
For anyone unaware, as good an all-around baller as Williams is, UCONN has several of her. YEP. I’d rather lose to okie or aggy than Mulkey.
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Texas WBB 2025-26: Return to the Final Four
As bad as we were most of the day, Judd's blown layup and the Hail Mary bomb by Williams loomed large at the end. And then there were our FTs. Credit to LSU, but a poor display by our ladies. For anyone unaware, as good an all-around baller as Williams is, UCONN has several of her.
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Texas WBB 2025-26: Return to the Final Four
Right. . I know we got her for her offensive skill set (shooting) but she couldn’t even do that
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Texas WBB 2025-26: Return to the Final Four
She wasn't exactly a ballerina before her injury. It becomes evident against really good athletes.
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ICE activity/raids
Bovino pees sitting down.
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Texas WBB 2025-26: Return to the Final Four
Kyla has played her tail off.
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Texas WBB 2025-26: Return to the Final Four
Mulkey hates TOs more than Rick Barnes. Cost her the Kentucky game. That could definitely help us.
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Trump’s America
Sounds to me like Jung was out on the ledge. Fucking hell. As I have mentioned before, my slow, contemplative walk and examination through the German History Museum in Berlin in 2018 or so, where the Germans frankly and honestly tell the story not just of what happened, but how it happened, was one of the most profound experiences of my life. I mean, I knew the story. I'd read a lot, in depth, about the rise of the Nazis, and how all the horrors unfolded step-by-step. But there was something about seeing and reading that story told by the culture that perpetrated it, by a culture that in its effort at contrition rightly understood that unvarnished honesty and self-reflection was the only way forward.....that literally made me shake. No exaggeration. Walked out kinda like this: My wife and kids had finished before I did. They were sitting on a bench outside, under the beautiful summer sky on Unter den Linden. All of them were looking forward like this: We are doing it. Fuck, we're almost done with the "doing it" part. There can be no reading or understanding of previous rounds of brutal, violent, and deadly fascism that does NOT reveal "oh yeah fuck....that's fucking exactly what the fuck is happening in the US right now, this fucking second." To conclude otherwise is willful ignorance, outright lies, or both. We should stop. Right now. But we won't. We will not stop until after we get some of this, and more of it than you can imagine: That is where it goes. That is how it ends. It always is. Without fail or exception. Lots of people are going to die. The only questions remaining are how many, and from which "sides."
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Trump/MAGA has ruined sports
Since you are are struggling to offer advice here I will step in.... Fuck em. Put some distance between you and them and make sure they understand why. My mother and father in law are long time Republicans that pulled the lever for the idiot who is currently in office. My teenage daughter asked her grandma how she could vote against her well being and literally told her how she was disappointed in her. The wife and I have made it extremely uncomfortable for them. My wife's parents, who are retired and have a lot of disposable income, rarely come around much. If that's the price to pay to get them to think about their actions then so be it. We cannot allow people to exist in our orbit without drawing that line. Otherwise we are enabling them. Silence is collusion after all. Talk to your wife and put some space between you and them.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Stop Being Poor
Yeah, there's just a degree of separating emotion from what's going on and realizing it's just a business now. You'll get lifetime Longhorns for sure but these guys all have the ability to supposedly do what's best for them and that's fine. No one who left is really breaking me up other than just not understanding why they think, at least on defense, that you wouldn't get better coaching under Will Muschamp than a place like Kentucky or Colorado. I think it's more just a not at all smart move and won't be a lot of these departing guy's last stops. I'd love to see an analysis of how many times a portal guy portals more than once. He doesn't have to though. He can go somewhere with a less crowded room and get in there versus waiting another year to get his shot. He had barely any touches as is this season with lesser RBs than the ones we just got in front of him. The writing was on the wall. We were upgrading at the position.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Stop Being Poor
I'd like to think Sark pitched them on an improved OL that isn't public yet.
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Texas WBB 2025-26: Return to the Final Four
This the type of game that Crump was recruited for. Hate that she's missed so much of the season. Preston has that dog in her. Need someone to join her. Booker doing her big game thing.
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Texas WBB 2025-26: Return to the Final Four
Hulu login issues, so I'm following on UT radio today. Booker has been a pedestrian shooter more often than we'd all like. I worry that her frustration on offense will continue to result in untimely fouls against good teams. We can't afford that.
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Adding to the pit bull argument
Mom Loses Leg After Pet Attack Inside Her Own HomeJanuary 11, 2026 by David Jones A Tennessee mother had part of her left leg amputated after one of her own dogs mauled her during a fight between pets inside her home on Dec. 10, she said in recent interviews. The woman, identified as 42-year-old Amanda Mears, described a frantic struggle to free herself before paramedics took her to a hospital. Mears said she was hurt while trying to separate her mixed American pit bull–American Staffordshire dog, Dennis, from her rescue dog, Ralphie, an American bully. In accounts shared this week, she said Dennis latched onto her leg and would not let go, leaving the limb “basically hanging off.” Doctors offered two paths: an amputation or a long recovery that could require about a dozen operations over two years. Mears said she chose amputation to avoid prolonged surgeries and constant pain. She has since been discharged and is preparing for a prosthetic fitting while adapting to injuries to a hand and arm. Mears recalled the sequence beginning as she prepared to take Dennis outside. She said Ralphie slipped out of a bedroom, sparking a clash in a hallway. When she stepped between them, Dennis swung toward her and clamped down above the ankle, she said. With her 10-year-old son in the house, Mears told him to stay in his room and called for help as she tried to pry the dog’s jaws open. “I ended up having to hook my right leg and my arms around him and choked him out to get him off of me,” she said in one account. She said she did not feel pain at first, attributing that to adrenaline, but realized she could not stand and saw how severe the damage was. She said first responders arrived after neighbors reported sirens on the street and saw emergency lights outside the home. Mears was taken to a hospital, where she said surgeons assessed deep tissue damage and a crush injury to her right arm along with bites to her left hand. After discussing risks and timelines, she opted for a below-the-knee amputation. She said she weighed the medical advice against day-to-day realities at home with a child, adding that she feared months of procedures would limit her ability to work and move. She later posted that she was “up and mobile with help to use the restroom” and that the house was getting easier to navigate as she practiced stairs with assistance. Mears said Dennis had not shown previous aggression toward people. Even so, she said she made the decision to have him euthanized after the attack, citing her son’s safety. She said she had raised Dennis since he was two weeks old and described the decision as painful but necessary. Ralphie, the other dog involved in the initial scuffle, remained with the family. She said she was coordinating follow-up medical visits and working with friends to manage routines at home while she recovers. She also thanked supporters who contributed to an online fundraiser, which she said would help cover medical bills, mobility equipment and a future prosthetic. The attack occurred during the holiday period, when many clinics and offices operate on reduced schedules. Mears said the timing added hurdles for scheduling consults and lining up home support in the first weeks after surgery. In a brief update late last month, she said the biggest challenge was her injured right hand, which limited what she could carry or lift during physical therapy. She said occupational therapists were teaching techniques for daily tasks, from opening doors to navigating steps with crutches. Friends organized meal trains and rides, while relatives rotated nights at the house. A neighbor said crews parked along the block the night of the attack and that tape briefly marked part of the yard as medics worked. Officials had not released a formal police narrative as of the weekend. Accounts of the incident have relied on Mears’ statements in media interviews and on social updates shared by friends. The dog’s breed mix, the nature of the leg injury and the treatment decisions all come from her description of events and hospital discussions. Any official incident report, if filed, would typically include call logs, responder notes and medical routing. Local authorities often wait to release those details until case numbers are assigned and privacy reviews are complete. There has been no indication of criminal charges tied to the incident; such cases are uncommon when an owner is the victim and there is no allegation of a dog-at-large offense. Dog attacks inside homes rarely generate public records beyond medical billing unless a criminal or civil claim is filed. When they do, investigators typically document where the bite occurred, whether any animals were seized and whether a quarantine or rabies observation was required. Mears’ case has drawn attention because of the severity of the injuries and her description of the split-second choice she faced. She said surgeons told her that limb salvage could involve multiple operations, grafts and an extended rehabilitation with uncertain outcomes. By contrast, an amputation would be immediately life-altering but could offer a clearer path to prosthetic training and mobility once wounds healed. Coverage has also focused on the two dogs’ histories and the dynamics inside a small home. Mears said the animals lived separately at times and that she kept Ralphie in a bedroom when she took Dennis out. She said a door opened unexpectedly that day, and the dogs moved toward each other quickly. Trainers and veterinarians commonly emphasize that even familiar dogs can redirect during a high-arousal fight, and bite experts note that owners are often injured while intervening. Mears’ accounts describe classic redirection: a dog turning from its canine target to the nearest moving object—her leg—when tension peaks. She said she had broken up scuffles before but had never experienced anything close to the force or duration of this bite. Medical and rehabilitation steps are now the near-term focus. Mears said she is working with specialists to fit a prosthetic once swelling subsides and sutures heal, a process that can take weeks. Early sessions include strengthening hip and core muscles to prepare for a prosthetic foot and ankle. Because her right arm was injured, therapists are adapting routines and providing aids for balance until grip strength returns. She said she hopes to resume limited work duties as she gains independence at home. Friends have posted that her goal is to walk with a prosthetic as soon as practical and to regain enough hand function to manage cooking, laundry and her son’s school schedule. Financially, Mears said costs include surgical care, inpatient days, follow-up visits, medications and adaptive equipment. Supporters set up a fundraiser that references prosthetic needs and home modifications. Typical steps in such cases can include temporary ramps, handrails and rearranging rooms to reduce stair use. Insurance coverage varies, and families sometimes supplement with community donations to bridge gaps for prosthetics, which can require periodic replacement or adjustments. Mears said any additional funds would go toward bills and making the house workable while she builds stamina and learns to navigate with a prosthetic device. Neighbors said the block has been quiet since the night of the attack, aside from periodic visits by friends and family. A resident on the street described seeing an ambulance and a fire unit that evening and said traffic slowed as drivers looked toward the flashing lights. The neighbor said the family kept to themselves and often walked dogs early in the morning or late at night. After the incident, a small group placed flowers near the mailbox and left a note wishing Mears strength in recovery. Posts on community pages expressed relief that her child was not physically hurt and offered donations of crutches, shower chairs and groceries. As of Sunday, Mears said she remained focused on healing and fitting a prosthetic in the coming weeks. She said she hopes to share a fuller account once therapy milestones are met and paperwork is in place for any longer-term benefits or accommodations. No additional official updates were available on the incident report. The next visible step is likely a medical progress update and, if filed, a local record noting the euthanasia of one dog and any related animal-control entries. Author note: Last updated January 11, 2026.