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Fuck all that. I bomb her at home. I’ll bomb her on the road. She’s used to it.
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Take the money. Undergrad these days is less and less important sans a very specific degree path. There's always grad school where he'll have many more opportunities. And I get it. We had a class of '25 girl at UIW. It's a pretty campus, but a preferred walk-on is a BIG leap of faith. It's like dating. Quit trying to bang the prom queen. Find someone like yourself that likes and respects who you are for you. Our future coach was so genuinely excited to have our girl on his program and the girls all love him. I need someone I can trust to look after her when I'm not there. Go where you feel the most wanted. Of course there's always the portal as well. Put together some good tape, prove you are more that just a contributor, but an undeniable difference maker and the heavens will open up to him in terms of other school options.
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Other candidates for worst TNG episode: The one where Crusher attends her grandma's funeral, and fucks a ghost she met there. The one where Data has a bunch of fucked up nightmares.
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That's exactly what we did. Try not to reveal too much, but it's a small, academically robust school. Same thing. Big fish in a smaller pond. She doesn't have delusions of playing pro, but still loves the game and has used to it to get into a school that otherwise would be very difficult to get in to. Another thing at the larger school girls/athletes in general don't always consider is your major. Labs and games don't mix. Pre med? Veterinary medicine? Engineering, etc? yeah. No...... That was our first question. She wants to go pre-med. Don't tell us what we want to hear. Give us the names of a few players on the team that are pre-med and can we meet them and get their candid feedback on the balance. On the overnight coach put her with a few, and after shopping, tours, etc the girls were like..."we have to study". Ironically, that was what sealed the deal.
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Yeah, I heard soccer was pretty bad. The whole recruiting process is a shitshow in general. These poor kids are on such an emotional rollercoaster. June 15th and kids are on pins and needles hoping to get calls. Then you get calls and these schools don't have the balls to tell you they took another kid higher on the list than you. My daughter was being recruited by Wake Forest. They were looking for an outside hitter. They had been watching her for two years. They showed up at triple crown, and their coach was even videoing her in the huddle. So they were pretty serious. They ended up taking 25 recruit Bailey Warren(DT for the Patriots and aggy Ty Warren's daughter), a kid who plays for a rival of my daughter's high school. They didn't have the decency to even let my kid know they went in a different direction. Bailey is a phenomenal athlete, far better than my kid, but to ghost us? So then Bailey flips to Baylor . I laughed. They got what they deserved. That's what these schools do to kids. No texts back No emails back. No calls back once they decide. Several schools were after my kid and we coached her to let them know she was looking elsewhere if she didn't like them. We also told her she isn't Cardale Jones, we definitely came to play school. So go to the best school you can, fuck a volleyball ranking. She is a good little player, a little undersized, but a good leaper, and an extremely powerful hitter. She is strong. At 14 she put up 150 on the weight bench and 220 on the squat rack. Had to tell the strength coach to cut that shit out! There are a ton of great schools in the NE that aren't going to wow you in volleyball but are academically strong. She chose that route. So now she is a big fish in a little pond, and that's okay. It's already served her well, because not only are they not going to be trying to recruit over you as soon as you hit campus, but they didn't even drop you after you tore your ACL just prior to national signing day.
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This time of year has me reminded: when I was around 10 years old, my mom divorced an abusive 2nd husband. She had 2 kids & the decree required HER to pay the maxed ot CC bills he had accrued (high quality 35mm camera equipment, SCUBA gear, etc). Christmas comes along & we had next to Ø. Tinfoil on the windows vs. "Proper" blinds or curtains, basic bed setups as provided by the Nuns @ Saint Jerome's (9th Avenue & 2 blocks S of State Road 84 in Fort Lauderdale) & not much else. A neurologist @ Broward General had somehow become aware of our situation (no idea on the connection as she was a Respiratory Therapist & those 2 professions rarely coincide). Anyway, he provided me & my brother with our only "Santa" gift, a Lionel HO gadget train set & even to this day, 49 years later, his generosity is still a *very* resonant memory. [Dabs eye with fondness]
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While I'd prefer the merger didn't happen at all this is absolutely better than Paramount and David Ellison getting WBD. This isn't over yet. Ellison was already in DC lobbying Trump to perhaps block the merger.
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I'd settle for gibbets or pillories.
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Not a lawyer but I'd bet it works. If Trump has any say in who is prosecuting then the case has no chance.
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Everything is Shit: Tracking the Great Enshittening
safe sex replied to 956 Worldwide's topic in Daily Texan
I've always wondered: was Joyce fucking Nora vaginally and she just happened to be farting a lot? Was he fucking her vaginally with such vigor that he was causing her to queef a bunch? Or was he fucking her in the ass and causing her to fart? Do we know? Can we know? -
The cartoons Traitor Incredulity aren't even that honest. The premise always a lie in what he quotes. I think they get traction with the intended zombies audience because they are projection. In the Obama as beloved hero because of the drone attacks cartoon, the premise is wrong. There was much criticism about the rate of usage and anger (me) about the number of innocents we were killing. Obama didn't share every great explosion on the internet as a indication of how manly he was. The adoration is a projection of how they back their leaders. Incredulity is the model of this. "I'd back Dotard or any number of Bushes when they use military force no matter how many innocent people die. I'll cheer it! I'll defend without even weighing whether the action is wrong." He/they assume we're just as hoopleheaded. It's sort of the same in his Manifesto cartoon. "How can people possibly dedicate themselves to pure self-interest by adopting communism?" They're not. Those people are your bros, Incredulous. I'm sure you have a rationale about why the free stuff absorbers in this country occupy heavily red counties and states. I honestly can't imagine the intellectual vacuity pasting any of the cartoons on board without a second or even first analysis. It's shit. We deal in shit. Let's get all the shit we can on the walls! The White House takes the lead. When they get challenged it's silly jabs like Incredulity uses (vacuity doesn't deign to argue) or just calling lies truth and truth lies. We certainly don't want these traitors to face the fate of traitors.
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Other than pity sex, I don't think I've received any charity of any substance (not counting any number of small acts of kindness and generosity folks may show throughout your life). But I'm certainly the beneficiary of it - my mother and grandmother fled an abusive man in NOLA, and ended up in Kingsville. But for (1) gov't subsidized housing and food aid, (2) one of the leading families in the area setting my grandmother up with a bookkeeping job at a car dealer, and (3) that family also flat-out giving them things like some furniture, occasional money gifts, etc., there's no way they would have made it. It certainly helped me see that no matter how proud you might be, and how much you might want to think "I've earned everything I've got," you almost certainly didn't. Other people helped out with pure generosity along the way, and you quite often don't even realize it. And that's okay -- both the helping and the you not realizing it. Just understand that it's true, and that it's but one piece of evidence in the long line of truth that is "we all do better when we help each other." And I got to see it in action the other way numerous times, but one time in particular made a big impression on me as a kid. One of my cousins, a good bit older than me, but we were running buddies when we'd visit down in Mexico, had a store that failed. He was in a bit of debt, and at that time, Mexico had legit debtor's prison. I remember my folks sitting at the table crunching numbers, real concerned looks on their faces. I asked what was up, and my mother explained that cousin Julio was in jail, and his family couldn't get him out. He had a wife and a daughter on the outside who were just a wreck. I asked how much he needed to get out? $6k. My eyes got kinda big, because even at that young age, I knew that was a lot for our family -- maybe more than we had. I asked, anxious, if we were going to do it. My mother answered yes. I then asked if we were giving it, or was it just a loan. She explained that it was a loan, but we also knew that it wouldn't be paid back. She then explained that this is family, they need help, we can help, so that's what we're going to do. Even though it was a stretch for us. Even though it surely meant we went another year without a replacement car. Or we went another year without an actual vacation trip (not that we really took many of those). I'm sure things were tight for a while. But it made an impression on me. Can you help? Then help. I told that story at my father's memorial this year. And I learned that he had done similar things countless times. You need help? Here you go. He did that over and over. Maybe it was just giving $200. Another time it was him giving the company-paid first-class upgrades on a long intercontinental flight to his two subordinates who were flying with him from Buenos Aires to London for work. Or taking in my cousin and her (troubled and druggie) mother when they were on the edge of being on the streets. And goddamn, so many other things. And there's no shame in asking for or taking that help. It's why we're here. Fuck, if it's not why we're here, than what is the goddamned point of any of this? Goddammit. My dad wasn't soft, he was an engineer and a man of his generation. And he was a good man, and I fucking miss him and wish I'd done better by him.
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Matt Campbell did it with far less resources to be fair, on the other side he's also got much more of a regular schedule to compete against now Still realistically the best hire PSU could have made, though i'd preferred if they had stolen Elko for the memes
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Yeah, that rings a bell with the injury. Congrats on her signing!
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Yeah, she is a 26. She committed in July of last year so she couldn't officially sign until Nov 12th. Crazy thing is she tore her ACL this year in school ball and we were on pins and needles thinking they might drop her. They didn't thank goodness. @BabaYaga what sport does your kid play? I forgot. I wanna say vball too?
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When my wife went through breast cancer, I will never forget when the surgeon came out and told me the lymph nodes were clear. I had been pretty rock steady throughout neoadjuvant chemotherapy and all that entails as a supportive spouse, but when I got that news, I felt like I needed to be mopped off the floor. Because that really is the big question. Just a bit of advice, as part of the reconstruction process, she'll have drains. They tell you in the hospital to keep them clean, etc. But in the US, at least 10 years ago, they tend to leave the drains in for a while (and you get sent home with them). What they should tell you is you need to keep a sterile field around those things at all times. Reconstruction was a lengthy process with multiple infections, but we eventually got it done. Working in your favor is that she didn't opt for immediate reconstruction, i.e., spacers immediately following the mastectomy, and she hadn't undergone chemo prior to surgery, which means her immune system is in much better shape than my wife's was. But don't sleep on those drains. You cannot have enough rubbing alcohol in residence based on our experience. Stock up. And all the best to you guys.
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Well, it obviously takes her a long time for her to emerge from the fog of being drugged. We know this, because y'all are still married after all these years.
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Non-Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Hide the Money, There's Poor People Around
RGBIII replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Allegedly the kid has always wanted Ohio state but the Mom has already both taken AND spent the money from Tennessee. Was told she has to pay it back if her kid doesnt make it to campus...that aint happening -
My kids are grown and out of the house, one in another state. Both have kids of their own. My sister has been making some comments about how it isn't fair that they don't get to see my grandkids, and how my dad isn't doing well, blah blah. My sister's kids are losers and don't have (and will never have) kids of their own, which means my grandchildren are the closest she's ever going to get. I have told her and my dad that I can't control where my kids are on Christmas or thanksgiving or whatever holiday. We either have to have multiple get togethers or go without. Nobody wins and I have to hear about it.
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I cant count how many holidays my parents insisted everyone come to their tiny house and wouldn't have a fucking thing to eat, drink, etc. Those gatherings lasted about an hour before everyone would leave to eat at an Indian or Chinese restaurant. I'd go to a friends where they already had a place set for me.
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Everything is Shit: Tracking the Great Enshittening
Brisketexan replied to 956 Worldwide's topic in Daily Texan
That's some bullshit. Great poetry comes from human authors, like James Joyce. Behold the tear-inducing beauty of this work: "At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also." Man. That fella could WRITE. -
I'd like Texas at home or neutral site against just about anyone. True road game though? It'd be hard to pick Texas against any team in the top 15 or so.
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Good for her Honestly, Preston, Crump, and Judd missing time is probably good for this team long-term. Lee is developing a real penchant for scoring in their absence. She went for 22 last night with only two three-pointers. Booker went 4-12 and we still won by 15. Huge leaps from Lee, Carlton, and Preston (when she returns) might be what pushes Texas to the top this year.
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Where did Sark stand on the issue? If Sark went to Flood and said we need to shore up the line in the portal and Flood played his full hand of cards to stand pat, then I'm not as upset with Sark. I'd heard they were kind of butting heads in the early part of the season but never heard what it was about. Either way, Flood has to go.
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24 teams. Eliminate conference championship weekend, it's even now pointless with the 12 team playoff, would be even more pointless by doubling it. No byes. Everyone would start the playoffs this weekend. But with the 24 teams, shorten the season to 10 games. All conference games, no OOC. I'd rather see this than pointless games against junk G5 teams. I know this will never happen but my preference. If not 24, then do 16 with 4 byes. 12 isn't enough.
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