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If they actually brought the HBO/WB back-catalogue out into the spotlight and made it available, I could see canceling a few other services, as there is a shitload of older stuff that I'd watch, not to mention all of the animation that my kids would devour. But instead, we'll get Band of Brothers and Game of Thrones featured on the Netflix home screen and that's about it. And Harry Potter.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
dcar00 replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
good. it is funny that anyone would believe otherwise after decades of evidence. I said that I'd believe it when I see it when a committee moves down a team with 1 loss with a SOS in the 40's or 50's, even with a team that has 3 losses and a top 10 SOS. They can't even do that for a 1 loss difference much less 2. they also don't care about quality wins. The other thing I hope he learned is that there are no bonus points for taking your foot off the gas. if you want to play backups keep throwing, keep blitzing, run up the score when you can. I realize we couldn't do that much this year but there will come a time. the good kids who graduate is over, not embarrassing your coaching counterpart is over, get with the program or get gone. -
Took my girls, they liked it and I thought it was poop from a butt. One distracting thing is that the love interest for both the witches is clearly super gay and plays the role that way. To the point I was expecting it to be a plot point for him to end up with a guy. Obviously plenty of leading men in Hollywood have been gay and played straight heartthrobs successfully but it’s just super distracting in this movie because he very clearly does not like women.
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It's 2025. There is no way a white person can be "disrespected" and drop the n-word and state on video that you are a racist and come out of that situation with your reputation and job intact. Her stupid fucking fundraiser said she's "hardworking" but she's a 43 year-old working the counter at Cinnabon, so I think somewhere along the line this thought crossed her mind
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I know Wickline is in the cast and they have to put her in skits... but wow she was so uncomfortable and unnatural in that "truth or dare" skit. McCarthy is the host and takes to everything like a duck to water, and then there is Wickline. Looking terrified and awkward.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
Ghost of NMAS replied to Pancho's topic in Cloak Room
Somebody spent way too long staring at her right tit -
Went to the Blue Genie Art Bazaar and decided to give the Mama Betty's a shot on the way home despite the reviews above. Food was very mid. Wife said 5/10 at best, which is spot on. Plus they screwed up her order, which wasn't even that complicated. We didn't have any drinks, so can't comment on the booze, but the margarita lists looked pretty damn good. And the space itself is beautiful. They must have spent a shitload on the build out. It gives off Uncle Julio vibes, and not in a good way. Blue Genie Art Bazaar was as kickass as ever though. Some of the best people watching in Austin, plus really good stocking stuffers.
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Hopefully back for the midweek game so she can get her feet under her before Baylor Also I think Vic knows this is a long season. This team expects to be playing into April. Get healthy for SEC play
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speaking of titties, @tx 3 putt Livey Dunns sister was arrested at lsu game for showing hers. Where are those pics?
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All of sports are meaningless exhibition. People like the immediate drama of not knowing who will win a game. If all someone cares about is the season, why watch anything other than a championship game? It actually nicely links to what watching a game offers: small victories like first downs, larger victories like scoring or smothering the other team, and all the way to the final victory. The result of the game becomes a small victory that's part of a season. Players like to play. I'm sure anybody on this board who played would be ecstatic to play another meaningless exhibition. Who cares about a bloodless calculation made by some fan who whines at anything less than total victory? If I had the privilege of being a player, I'd be all about "Let's suit up and play Michigan. Sounds like fun to me." I don't even understand what pleasure there is in following the sport any other way. Of course, some seem to watch the Longhorns to feed some sort of weird displeasure jones. Players bound for the NFL in a few months may want to sit out, but they know they will play again.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
jimmyjazz replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
I'd take Marcel Reed over Carson Beck any time. -
It feels like McCarthy rolled in on Monday and provided the writers with clear prohibitions on fat jokes or jokes about her body. The problem is, that’s her entire schtick and the show suffered for it.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
Schulz2.0 replied to PenelopeWitherspoon's topic in Cloak Room
It won't matter. Another shitbird will take her place. -
Rori towers over her
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Yep, only reason I'd watch a second of it no matter who we play is if Lacey and the freshmen played all game. This is nothing but a glorified scrimmage. Dont care if we lose by 40. Just play all the freshmen.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Gut Wagon replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
A whole slew of teams across the land lost only 1-2 games, making it hard to overlook our stumbling losses and unimpressive wins vs. several mids. We also were pretty bad on the road, and I can see how a third party skimming highlights of our home win over Vandy might view us as lucky to have gone 9-3. In short, we gave the committee all the ammo it needed to justify ignoring us. That said, there aren't 12 teams I'd favor over us on a neutral field next week. -
I'd say the important factor is getting the top 8 correct. Get out much lower than that and you get endless bickering about who had superior losses. If you're microscoping three losses, you don't belong among the elite. Sorry. Shoulda won more games than 9.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
wood replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
Suck a dick, bitch. You don't even fucking know what you don't fucking know about COTA's dirty laundry. Feel free to take me on about COTA and name even one thing I've said that's wrong (which you can't do, or you already would have). Bring it on. Please. I'd push your shit in, and you know it. Just do it somewhere else. I look forward to it, but I won't hold my breath, pussy. -
I've been silently hoping for a day when I'd agree with Aurebach and that day is finally here
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Personally I'd like that 10th win, so I give a shit.
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They can at least put Duke ahead of JMU. Which I think they should do. Then I'd put ND and Miami both in and tell BYU and Bama to fuck off since we just saw them unable to hang with legit playoff teams yesterday. (assuming they aren't entertaining putting Texas in)
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Biff Tannen replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
I'd rather have my CEO look like that than what normal CEOs look like.
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