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Car Accident Insurance Action
BearSchlong replied to BlueGreySky's topic in Can You Help Me With This?
Help me think this through. Especially in light of C-Man’s previous post and a suspect carrier. On Monday my wife was sitting at a light in a pouring rainstorm and was hit from behind by a lady who I suspect was distracted. I arrived 10 minutes post accident and she was hysterical - 25 yrs old, telling me she drives for door dash and has 3 kids. I just wanted to make sure she didn't need first aid or an ambulance as all her airbags were deployed. Per her address on the accident report she lives in a rough neighborhood. I've been praying for her as this accident impacts our lives far less dramatically than hers. I've got USAA and the at fault driver has Dairyland. My research suggest Dairyland is a non-standard insurer for high-risk drivers, and the witness who was cool enough to stick around until the v police arrived and gave me her information said that the at fault driver had SR-22 insurance, which seems sub optimal. Reviews suggest that carrier sucks. The at fault driver was cited for failure to control speed. I've filed a claim with dairyland, but right now I’m leaning towards filing with USAA and letting them hash it out with the other carrier. I'm going to use a reputable shop and am about to have it towed over tomorrow, and either get a rental from USAA or have my wife use her late mother’s car. Wife got hit hard - we immediately went to one of those neighborhood ERs and she had scans to rule out fractures, and she's taking toredol. I told her that's what they give banged-up football players so they can get back on the field. Whiplash, back pain, neck pain - at this point I'm ready to unleash my lawyer for justifiable pain and suffering damages. Lawyer said for my wife to give him a dollar and keep him in the loop, he is essentially my surrogate dad after my own passed away. So, should I just have the car towed to my preferred shop and unleash USAA? At what point do I ask my lawyer to take action? -
Not to be unsympathetic to a grieving family, but this Buzbee shitshow they launched better not fuck up the way tailgate parties function. She was suicidal before getting plastered per the note she wrote on her phone on Tuesday and the conversation with a friend in October. She likely continued drinking at the apartment for hours and could've drank something in her transit from the tailgate to the apartment. Some tailgate hosts are about to get ass blasted, as well as the kids living in the apartment (and their parents).
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I want to see Wilcher's minutes increase in place of Mark. I wish Weaver could dribble worth a shit because I'd like to see him over Pope. If Miller can't create open looks for Heide, Heide is worthless. Do we have a big man coach for Vok? He needs someone working with him day and night on his moves and positioning in the post.
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Yeah except I'd still love the golden retriever. I hate Jesse Waters.
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I think they refrain from assuming that the reader knows everything alleged about the machinations, and provide the perspective you're looking for. I'd say that's a good thing.
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I'd like the Big Ten and SEC to go their own way and let everyone else fend for themselves.
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Yeah. I heard the voice and knew it was her Gloria immediately. It took an internet search to prove it to me though. 65 years old now. I learned she was 41yo playing Gloria 2001. That's pretty good. I always thought Gloria was a little younger.
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I used to like that movie, but the more times I see it, the more stupid it becomes. Most of the characters are unlikable in different ways, and the dialogue is dogshit. I'd like to have Lorelai Gilmore's thong in my mouth.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Saint Tacky replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
This. My kids would ask me what happened to a player after he graduated from Texas and I'd tell them he'd been sent to live on a big farm in the country where he could run around outside all day long and do fun football-things. -
Charlie Kirk assassinated at an event in Utah (by a 22 YO groyper)
speed817 replied to msbesq's topic in Cloak Room
She gets any darker, ICE will pick her up -
Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
locodos replied to GreenspointTexas's topic in Football
In the 9 rings of football hell, no program is lower than Ped St. That said, I'd love for the Gumps to get caught without a chair when the corching music stops -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
blutow replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
As much as I like watching the early OOC marquee games, Texas needs to eliminate them going forward. With the SEC going to a 9 game conference schedule, there is too much downside and not enough upside to making one of your OOC a 50/50 game. With 9 conference games in the SEC, coming out the other side with 1-2 losses is going to be tough and will almost always be enough to get a Texas in the CFP regardless of OOC quality. There will be situations where a big marquee OOC win could be a different maker to make the CFP, but I think it's much more likely a loss OOC keeps you out like this year. For all the simpletons saying the Florida game kept us out rather than the OSU game, that's a dumb take IMO. All 3 of our losses kept us out. We are 100% in the CFP with a win in any of those games. The difference is that we had to play Florida and GA this year while OSU was our choice. It's easy to say "just beat a bad Florida team", but this is college football and those kind of losses aren't going away and even the best teams often drop silly games (particularly against dangerous and talented "bad" teams which make up half of the SEC). Again, there is a lot to hate about dropping the early OOC marquee match ups. But it's just not worth it when the current system values the W/L record so highly. I'd rather increase the odds of watching multiple CFP marquee match ups at the end of the season vs. 1 marquee match up early in the season. One possible solution that would encourage more early marquee games - make the first 2 games of the year meaningless pre season bowl games that must be OOC. You play whoever you want or maybe they formally move bowls to the beginning of the year and the bowls pick. Bragging rights still on the line, but those games don't count toward your record that is evaluated for post season play. Those games would certainly get a lot more viewership than the current post season bowl games with everyone sitting out and nobody cares about watching anything outside the playoffs. After the 2 preseason "bowls", every game after that must be either conference opponent or P4 OOC (sorry G5). Those 10 games (or 11 if CCG still exists) would be used to determine who gets in the CFP. It would be more like most of the other sports where early season results aren't that important and they use that time to schedule the hardest opponents possible to figure out where the team is and make adjustments before conference play starts. -
I don't blame the mom. She lost a daughter and wants someone to blame. She was happy and had X, Y, Z to look forward to. No way her daughter would take her own life. Except she did. My daughters, their friends, and the victims' parents all thought the same thing. No way he/she would do it. One jumped off a building. Another hung herself. And another shot himself in the head. Depression doesn't look like what many people think it does. I think most of us know of or have known people who have committed suicide and/or dealt/dealing with severe depression. Lastly, if you read /r/Austin, every once in a awhile you'll see posts about ambulances and deaths around West Campus. There won't be any news of it. That's usually because it's a suicide. UTexas doesn't report or inform of it. The news usually doesn't report on it.
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And turn a terrible situation into something it should never be. A circus. The police released just enough to explain why they have ruled it a suicide. Buzzbee loves to drag his opponents thru the mud. Everything about her last several months and what was going oN with her will be laid bare. Everything. All this will do is drag the girl thru the mud. I also get many loved ones who have had someone close commit suicide are in denial. And also sometimes it’s for religious reasons too. I went thru similar when my relative took his own life nearly four years ago. My relative’s minister stood up in front of the congregation and said “we all know he took his life. But let me tell you this. (Holds up Bible) there is nothing in this book that says suicides go to hell. So y’all can stop gossiping about it now.” Kind of thing and it was awesome to hear that.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Js1 replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
A mudslide is what I'd have after eating that And it would be so worth it. -
did you miss the part where she was completely intoxicated, was kicked out of the tailgate, dropped her phone several times, was stumbling, and wandered into the woods?
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No. Spurrier sent Tennessee to the Citrus Bowl repeatedly. We'd have to go there a couple of years in a row for that to be apt. I see that the TexAggys are using this lame tongue to lick their wounds after the beating last week. Plus, this is a solid bowl matchup that I'm interested in watching. Since it's another marquee game due to the helmets, we will probably pull more viewers than the Aggie playoff game unless they get a big-name opponent. Seriously, who will watch A&M vs Virginia? I'd rather be in the playoff, but outdrawing them would be amusing against their claims of having arrived.
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So she had lost her own phone that day. What's weird to me is it seems like her parents could ping the phone and saw it was left near a creek, so you'd think that a 19 year old would be able to locate her own phone and would be highly motivated to get it back, instead of doing whatever the hell else she was doing that evening.
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She used a friend's phone. I fully expect Buzbee and the family to sue the people who put on the tailgate for making her get drunk and the apartment for building the dangerous balcony. Hell, the gofundme was set up while her body was still warm. Sad story, but the family needs to quiet down.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Im_smarter_then_you replied to crash_davis's topic in Daily Texan
Yep, and love is blind, but she was a good looking , presumably smart girl. The world was hers, other fish in the sea, yada, yada. it was a poor choice of words -
What's the thing about the phone being found by a creek. How could she have her phone two minutes before jumping and then it ends up by a creek?
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Don't forget the horrible and vile people who follow and enjoy her shit. We need for the stocks to make a comeback.
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Charlie Kirk assassinated at an event in Utah (by a 22 YO groyper)
TwiceHorn replied to msbesq's topic in Cloak Room
I actually can't fault the prose much. Lord knows I tried. Article author makes a good point that she didn't even cite the Bible by chapter or verse. She did bring up "ezer kenegdo," Hebrew for suitable helper or something similar, which is used by fundagelicals to simultaneously promote the subjugation of women while claiming it also means equal. So she brought some sophistry to the table and has apparently been well indoctrinated by her fundagelical church and parents. -
The both sides talking head machine on MSNOW just asked one of the six congresspeople who put out the video, "Do you think what you said rises to the level of the Oathkeepers on January 6th who were convicted of sedition?" Her response was basically "Um what I said doesn't rise to ANY level.... I said we should all follow the law."
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Job hunting - A different kind of happy ending
thunderlounge replied to Macanudo's topic in Can You Help Me With This?
That's a good idea. I go back a tick too much. However, to be flat out honest, I think I've made up my mind and am getting out of tech. If I make a few adjustments, I don't really need much. Right now I've got $2500/mo coming in before I get out of bed, which will be up to $4k by late summer. And that's before any retirement payments from various things kick in, but that's 10-15 yrs away still. Not a shitload, but more than enough to pay the bills and leave me with enough each month to be comfortable. So anything on top of that is straight pocket money for whatever. The good thing is that affords me the opportunity to really do anything I damn well please. Whether that's part-time something, or whatever. I could volunteer somewhere a couple days a week if I wanted, and fish the rest. It's a reality that I didn't see coming at this point, even a month ago, but here it is. I've got enough runway to make it through 2026 now, and I think I'm going to sit on it until after the holidays and think it over after that. It's a big deal in my life path, but I can't just fuck off, I'd go crazy. Thinking I'll have to have a decision in my head somewhere around the end of May or first part of June, and then go from there.
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