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I'd love to see Sark and team treat this as the most fun game a team can play in. Big audience on NYE, against a blue blood (in-name), and the last true football before next spring. Use as many trick / gadget plays as possible. Let players draw up some plays. Let Niblett play some QB. Put Simmons at RB for a few plays if he wants to. Let Hero return a few kicks. If he can work in some elements of "we started playing the game because it is just fun" alongside making sure no one gets hurt, that could be fun to watch.
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I thought about this battle today. I worked for a bit with McAuliffe’s great nephew out here. Looks just like him, but didn’t follow in his footsteps and join the military. He really doesn’t like Patton. I may have posted a little about this, but I met a woman out here whose father was one of the Battered Bastards of Bastogne. She does not know a great deal about his service because he was mostly quiet about it. The chance encounter with her and her sister and helping them get back to their cruise ship on time got her to do something unexpected. She gave me a small booklet produced at the war’s conclusion about the service the 101st performed in the war. She also gave me the only notes she took from the onetime her father talked about his war experience. She asked me to help piece together where and when he was at a place going by her notes. I had told her why I was out here and she sent me that stuff saying that “I hope it can help you out on your journey.” One of the coolest things a person has ever given me.
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The other morning I did my routine blood pressure check, it was a bit low, 90-something over 60, I knew the cardiology nurses would call. Phone rings, I answer "Hi, I knew you would call once you saw that it was only 90 over 60." I'm laughin at the routine. Turns out it's the pharmacist, calling about something else. She'd freakin out like I'm gonna die, but I've had way worse than this, I'll just slam some water and eat something salty. I tell her it's alright, then we talk about my cancer drugs, no big deal, all friendly and stuff. Not long after, I get a message on the UAB portal from the oncology nurse who is worried about me because the pharmacist says she recommended I go to the clinic and I refused treatment. I got no memory of this. I suspect the pharmacist is a person that if you make a declarative sentence, it's assault. And by the way, by some quirk of the portal, I can't reply to the oncology nurse. I need to go to Mexico City.
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It’s been a great day. I got a new backpack for travel and some legos. Wife is happy with her new IPad and the kid is happy with his new desk chair. It’s been a good day. I cooked - fam came over. It’s our second Christmas without my FIL and he’s missed. He died Dec 18th last year. Last Christmas was just get through it. This one was great. My sister and her family join us and she has two younger kids - which my MIL adores. My 14 yr old son helping his 5 year old cousin build legos. She’s been his shadow since she could walk.
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Cross posting from Christmas 2025 thread that is becoming the Christmas loot thread. I got it! I went through all of the functions, and it is extremely awesome. The functions and motorizations are super cool. The gold is a perfect color for my skin and hair color. The bracelet is satin, not shiny. There are a couple of shiny bits. The black rings and gold face look great. The bezel doesn't turn as far as I can tell. I still have my stainless Citizen Eco Drive and it is kicking butt after 15 or maybe 20 years now. I've never had to open the case. Perfect operation. The crystal is scratched up, but I don't want to risk opening it up to replace it. Merry Christmas to me and y'all! Note: Anything that looks like an imperfection is just the tiniest amount of skin oil captured by iPhone 17. Every bit of the finish is perfect. The radio feature is cool. The time and date were correct out of the box. I read the manual and figured out the radio stuff. I checked, and it said it was not synced to the radio. I told it to sync, and it did it. Now it says it is synced. The +/- inner ring is for time zone. CST is -6 at the 45 minute mark.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
ztejas replied to Mitch Cumsteen's topic in Basketball
I'd be surprised if they won this season - just because we're really going to hurt for playoff experience. Teams almost never win this ahead of schedule. That said we have definitely arrived and should be a contender for the next few years at least. -
We got the bigger dogs some seemingly indestructible toys, including the "Bison Horn" a/k/a the toy of controversy for the year. Always a plus. Last seen, Maeby was trying to bury it while Archie looked on confused. Also, this: /and yes, we gave her a bone, but she doesn't do toys.
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If Michigan can get away from this out only $2 million, they're making out like a bandit. It's a fair number, but there's a possibility she plays "Press Your Luck" and goes for the big bucks. Also, Moore has opened the university up to lawsuits from any female who got fired or who was denied employment since he was hired. That NDA you mentioned would keep her from assisting others who filed suit.
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So today he's wished a Merry Christmas to liberal scum and dead terrorists. What an inspiring leader. I'd like to wish a Merry Christmas to whatever disease finally finishes him off.
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you are 100% full of shit. History will remember her very well. She absolutely told us who Trump was, and about the "deplorables". Every gotdamm word she said during the campaign proved to be true. If we had listened to her, the world would be a much better place.
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Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
blacklab replied to Patricio Swayze's topic in Daily Texan
Luna figured out which present was hers and spent most of last night hanging out by the tree looking for a chance to steal it. Much happiness after opening. -
It's different when folks are presented different prices at the same time. That's pretty plainly discriminatory, and just a step away from arbitrarily pricing certain demographics higher as a social punishment. The "AI" angle is a red herring - traditional machine learning models were being used for that a decade ago, this is just a shitty extractive unsustainable business practice
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
Buzzrock replied to gofuckyourself's topic in Movies and TV
Right. It’s their biological imperative, they just won’t physically touch her to do it. The second they have a way to turn her they will, which they said should take another month. Zosia said that, as happy as Carol was at the ski lodge, it was nothing to compare to how happy she will be after conversion. Presumably the hive believes this since they can’t lie. -
Oh, he’s alone. Because he let himself fall to shit and can’t travel. And he got married again soon after my wife’s mom died, because he wanted a woman to take care of him, because he’s a spoiled infant. And it didn’t even work. So now he’s stuck in a middling nursing home near her, not near either one of his kids. Because that’s how these people roll.
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
Horn of Gabriel replied to gofuckyourself's topic in Movies and TV
A big 'ole "meh" to the season finale. Although I'm sure we'll have the Gilligan fans telling us how we just don't understand his genius and all will be reveled in time. This season we got some good stuff: An amazing high concept. The opener was strong. Great world-development, you can see the budget they put into this thing in locations, equipment, people An interesting main character And a shit-ton of not good stuff: Multiple hours devoted to character "development" where the characters don't actually develop and grow: Manu started as a hard ass and still is, Carol's development was she started out angry and lonely and then she got more angry and lonely, then took a hypocritical turn by turning a blind eye to the hive's nature and doing exactly what she bitches at Laxmi for doing with her kid. In the end she ends up exactly back where she left off in S01E02, wanting to save the world again. We basically looped around in the cul-de-sac of Carol's mind for a season, celebrate Vince's genius! Plurb1us is allergic to plot advancement. Once the hive took over, we got an entire season only to uncover a few rules of the world: they can't lie, they can't kill (except through starvation?), they can't convert without consent (until they do?), and the radio waves have something to do with something. And some WTF stuff: WTF is a nuke going to do? If I blow up a single fire ant pile in my yard there are a million more around the world still... The hive's logical inconsistencies: you can't pick an apple but you can let millions of individuals starve. You can't "keep" animals but you think that kid goat you freed is going to fare better in the wild? You can't lie but you can lie via omission (multiple instances of Zosia doing this), "we can't turn you without your consent and value you as an individual" vs. "we're going to spray chemtrails of our virus on everyone without their consent to join them" Also my prediction from pages back are holding up so far: Will I watch S2, hell yes, I'm a sicko. But S1 was kinda a letdown after the first few episodes, at least for me it felt like a slog waiting for a payoff that never arrived. -
Wife is currently on the phone with her Trumpy dad to wish him a merry Xmas. He has the TV on in the background - sounds like Fox - so fucking loud he can barely have a conversation. But it ain’t getting turned down. Because old Trumpers will literally die if they don’t have propaganda screaming in their ears at every waking moment.
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I don't think people (and women in particular) undertand how soul crushing it can be to ask a girl out and get turned down. Plus, high school girls play cruel games like telling a boy some girl likes him only for him to ask her out and get shot down all as part of their game. Even if a girl does say yes, just getting up the nerve to ask is still difficult for a lot of men. Now, flash forward to current day where face to face social skills suck.
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As planned, got up at 4:45 to get the roast in the sous vide at 133*, cooked 8 hours and then rested for about 10 minutes. Meanwhile, I pulled the scalloped potatoes off the kamado and cranked the coals up to 11. Placed grate in the low position and proceeded to sear the roast over the glowing orange coals - bone side, outsides, back, and then flipped to the top. Wide-eyed, firefighter BIL watched as the fat cap melted into the coal, immersing the roast with intense flames. I was wearing thick, tall gloves and still wasn't sure I'd get out without at least singed arm hairs. It was beautiful. Perfect medium rare roast with a side of chimichurri and Jazzy horseradish sauce. Once everyone was done, I sliced off three pieces for a nice future meal. The remaining chunk will be thinly sliced and made into cheesesteaks on Gabino's French rolls.
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My 2nd Christmas now off the mainland. With any luck next year will be the final Christmas I spend on American soil. For this year I’ll work, maybe go see a movie and get my fishing gear together to go early next week for a couple of days of fishing and swimming. Today I am just going to remember that my Oma, all of 18 years old was spending her first year since she was 5 without having the Nazis in power in Germany. She was pregnant with my dad. She had a sister that survived the war, but she lost her brother at Stalingrad. She would turn 19 on January 24, 1946 and my dad was born the next day. He was one of the 250,000 German children who were born with American GI’s for dads at the end of the war. My dad never met his real father. I do kinda wonder what Christmas was like for my Oma in 1945 in her hometown in Eschwege. I’ll think of her today and how much I still miss her 35 years after she passed away from Ovarian cancer. So many good memories with her at Christmas. I’ll call my mom and talk to my niece and nephew to see what Santa brought them as well. They’re 6 and 3 so it should be fun to listen to them.
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To me that's part of the allure. If they wanted to make an interactive Avatar World for people to explore I'd do that all day long. Movies like this help to bring out the inner child. I believe that's a really good thing for all of us.
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I saw an Insta video today of a hot chick who had an NFL receiver's glove on and some dude was throwing footballs to her and she was making one hand catches on every one, so I'm less impressed by great catches now.
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state will be cutting her a big check
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