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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Don't know if this link will work - if it doesn't then I can post the whole interview. https://archive.is/PMdm1 The woman Putin tried – and failed – to break Adrian Blomfield - Senior Foreign Correspondent Maia Sandu is the Telegraph’s World Leader of the Year after defying the Kremlin to turn Moldova into Europe’s front line of democracy In 2025, Vladimir Putin went to extraordinary lengths to crush Maia Sandu, Moldova’s president. In this David-and-Goliath struggle, there should have been only one winner. Moldova is a poor country of just 2.4 million people, battered by an economic crisis sparked by the Ukraine war. The Kremlin funnelled a fortune into a campaign to unseat Sandu’s party in a parliamentary election that was arguably the world’s most consequential democratic contest of the year. Russia flooded the country with disinformation, fabricating claims that she was so devoted to “Western degeneracy” that she bought Sir Elton John’s sperm to give birth to a gay child. Yet against the odds, Sandu prevailed, preventing her country from becoming an agent of Russian influence that would have threatened Ukraine and the rest of Europe. It is not hard to see why Moldovans kept the faith. Unlike her boorish, corruption-tainted predecessors, she is scrupulously abstemious, living in a small flat and flying with budget airlines on official business. For her modesty, resolve and giant-slaying courage, she is a deserved inaugural winner of the title, Telegraph World Leader of the Year. Below is an excerpt from the article: Had she stumbled in this year’s poll, her role would have been reduced to symbolic meaninglessness, with a hostile pro-Russian government stripping her of meaningful power and threatening Moldova’s democratic future. The consequences for Ukraine would have been grave, further isolating it among former Soviet states. Western intelligence suggests the Kremlin hoped a friendly government in Chisinau would permit it to deploy 10,000 troops to reinforce the Russian garrison in separatist Transnistria, a Moscow-backed region that broke away from Moldova and shares a long border with Ukraine. Such a move would have imperilled Odesa, Ukraine’s largest port and maritime lifeline. “If Russia’s proxies had won, it would have meant that Russia would have run the country,” Ms Sandu says. But the Russian subversion campaign, she insists, was not just about knocking Moldova off its pro-European path or even opening a back door to Ukraine. Putin’s ultimate aim, she believes, was to turn Moldova into a hybrid warfare laboratory, rehearsing tactics that would then be deployed to interfere in and manipulate elections across Europe, from Hungary to Britain. “Moldova is one of the very few countries which has experienced the full range of Russia’s hybrid attack methods,” she says. “But the target is not Moldova. Moldova is just the testing ground. The target is Europe, and Europe should learn from us, from countries which are on the front line of the fight for democracy. Democracy on the continent is in danger.”
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Van Halen Appreciation thread
Based on that video alone, if I were looking to hire a drummer, I'd go with Wolf over Alex. Granted, Alex wrote those parts, but Wolf's kit sounds far better and frankly I like the toughness of his groove more.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Do you think Elko needs a special penis wand to manipulate his junk with when he pees at a urinal? And do you think he had to mash the keypad of his phone with his palm to order it?
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Adding to the pit bull argument
Well, all breeds have their unique and redeeming qualities. As much as I wouldn't want them near children or other dogs, I also don't think the government should be allowed to make them extinct over the objections of a vocal and relatively large number of pit bull advocates, even though they are stupid and objectively wrong. Eventually, the government will want to make other species extinct even over the objections of those who aren't stupid and aren't objectively wrong. So I'd rather not help set precedent for the government to be able to do that sort of thing.
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Racist Magat in NYC denies using racial slur...after being caught on video
She appears to likely have some kind of real mental disorder. I think I also read that she has a history of substance-related arrests, which is why she’s in her 40s and job options are limited to working entry-level at Cinnabon. The two probably overlap. Clearly Cinnnabon cannot and shouldn’t retain her as employee. It is likely that this episode will knock her out of what was already a very precarious position and will lead to more intense and regular inappropriate outbursts and conflicts with people she encounters, this time from the absolute margins of American society. Strong possibility she will end up both victim and victimizer in more serious crimes, part of the endless churn of anti-social types we are too compassionate to confine, and not compassionate enough to treat and so we just let them do their thing until something goes really wrong or they disappear. Some people are judgment proof and someone unemployable at fast food with a history of substance arrests and recorded racist outbursts just became stigma-proof, there are really no meaningful consequences left or lessons to learn.
- 2025 Alamo Bowl - USC vs. TCU
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Adding to the pit bull argument
Yeah but where do you draw the line? If you start with pit bulls, people will want the same done with cane corsos, and chows, and other breeds with bad reputations. And then the standard for "bad reputation" will change over time, until we're having the poodle debate. I'd much rather make it prohibitively expensive for people with room temperature IQs to own them, by requiring liability insurance and having mandatory minimum sentences for uninsured people who are in possession of dangerous dogs. Registration, DNA, the whole thing. Make it as difficult as owning a gun should be.
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Racist Magat in NYC denies using racial slur...after being caught on video
You're such a chump. If she actually had some basis for her harassment claim, if any of the store videos supported your absolutely made-up bullshit, she would have said it there. The fact that she could not intelligibly say anything indicates pretty strongly she is exactly what she claimed to be: a racist.
- 2025 Alamo Bowl - USC vs. TCU
- 2025 Alamo Bowl - USC vs. TCU
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Racist Magat in NYC denies using racial slur...after being caught on video
She doesn't. But it's not as if she's resting on her rights. Like most of these people, she's off her gourd. Axis II personality disorder.
- 2025 Alamo Bowl - USC vs. TCU
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Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
heb mcgregor (houston). it's a mix, 3rd ward / museum district / med center / u of h. the avg austinite would freak out seeing more than one black person .... anyvwho, late run for chili meat tonight, for new year's eve frito pies. old lady in front of me had 6 bottles of wine and added 6 packs of newports. her new years eve is set. i told her 'happy new year !'
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
If her kids are getting actual death threats, I'd wage no money either way. I'd wage no money if her kids weren't getting death threats, but I'd wage no money if they were too. I'd bet your house I'd wage no money on ANY parlay you wanna name. SAY IT, shrimp dick.
- 2025 Alamo Bowl - USC vs. TCU
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Early in our marriage, she got a "Gazelle" machine, which was fucking stupid. Then she kicked it up a notch to an elliptical, which she actually did use from time to time but not enough to justify the purchase. After it sat for years with clothes hanging on it, we sold it and I thought the game was finally over. But no, some fucker on FB just had to sell this thing. She has already talked about one of those little walking treadmills but I have vetoed her idea.
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Non-Texas weather. The all-encompassing thread
Tell her since the “cold” in our abode, we have to add heating to our “bare” wood floors to make it work. Then tell her the cost. Might change her mind.
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Gumbo
I bought precooked crabs, and the recipe capped for them to be tossed in with the initial boil. I originally figured I'd toss them in with everything else, but I followed the recipe because that meat is going to be blasted either way. At least a flavor contribution might be a good thing
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
I'd stab somebody for Chip Kelly. Clemson is about to hire Chad Morris
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Ski Season 2025/2026
We hit Angel Fire regularly for spring break. It’s easy to get to and I like the small mountain. I don’t worry about finding my kids. We did Steamboat a couple years ago. It was good, just felt huge. Our spring break this year is 3/14-3/21. Looking at options. I’m nervous about snow in Angel Fire so considering other places. Crested Butte, back to Steamboat, Winter Park are options. Any thoughts? Am I missing an option? 4 skiers. Me, 15 yr old and 2 12 yr olds. 2 of my kids are really good skiers. The other is decent.
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2025 paid Surly FF League - It's happening. Draft tonight at 10:30 ET/9:30 CT
email approved. I'd like to say it was fun but this season sucked!
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
MTG continues to admit that she believes in conspiracy theories. I think she is a true believer who is disillusioned (at least with Trump) due to the Epstein stuff. She bought into the QANON crap and really expected Trump to expose this criminal pedo ring. It was shattering to her worldview that he would fight the release of the files that he promised he would release on the campaign trail and for four years while Biden was president. This isn't giving her the benefit of the doubt. Nobody really knows her motives other than her. I don't think there are many like her in congress from the GOP. Most of the rest are grifters trading on Trump's insanity and this shit for political power. Just MHO on this.
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Surly kids who can't get into UT
Reporting back after two years. My kid is a Longhorn at heart, but she is very happy at A&M. She was initially disappointed getting CAP'd, but Texas didn't offer what she wanted to do as a career anyway (veterinary medicine). That helped smoothed things over back in Spring 2023. I asked her to go live her own dream - that she didn't need to go to Texas for me - and she has never looked back. She turned down some great schools to stay in state, but it really has been a great fit and as long as I continue to own Thanksgiving weekend, all is well. Not getting into UT Austin isn't the end of the world.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
God damnit, man. You know I hate being "that guy" because it makes me look more like an asshole than I already am. It's you're* I'm sorry. I can't unsee it, either. This motherfucker has been in college since Charlie Strong got hired. GET A JOB, YOU BUM! Kind of agree but also disagree. As for Coleman, yeah, we don't really need him. He's basically Wingo. He has drops and fumble issues just as much. A Craver-type would be nice. I don't know really anything about Isaiah Sategna other than he had some pretty good catches against us, but other than that, I never thought about him again. I went and looked uo some highlights and he can ball. If he had late season Arch, he would have been awesome, instead we had Moore who, for whatever dropped some easy passes. He dropped less passes than I remember, tho. He had 5 in 2024 and 3 this past season. Compared to Wingo having 7 this season, and 7 lst season. That's absurd. 14 dropped passes in two seasons is awful. For some reason I can't find Cam Coleman's, but he has drop issues (not sure to the extent of Wingo, but it's been noted by NFL scouts he has a high ceiling, but emphasizes he needs to correct "concentration drops". With Mosley, McCutcheon, and Bishop, there is no need for another slot WR. Sark needs to stop with this complex offensive bullshit and just dumb it down. This isn't the NFL. There's no need to learn complex shit, other than audibles like Caldwell called for the td to Mosley against Miss St. Because we're Texas. Duh. We print money, didn't you know? I'm not too surprised by this, if true. Terry is a beast. Pack on some more muscle and he could be our own Derrick Henry (hyperbole, obviously. Just in height). He's a dude. I'm glad, for the moment at least, he's found a position. That was my biggest worry. I didn't want Sark to waste him or what he could bring to the table. Sucks about Simon, but anything can happen in this gladiatorial game, just ask Baxter and anyone else who has suffered a catastrophic injury at their position. So, is Terry currently RB1 or is it Clark, then Terry, Simon, and Cooper? He was one of the worst RBs in all of FBS. He was ranked 137th in rushing at his position. He didn't just suck, he was abysmal. A lot can be blamed on the OL, but even last year it took him 16 games just to reach 1,065 yards and 6 TD's, and that was with a Joe Moore finalist OL group. He's not even in the same stratosphere as a RB1. There are zero excuses for being ranked 137th at your position, even at Texas with a shit OL. Choice and his recruiting were beyond awful. Gibson is gone because of Chad Scott (that's on Sark), Rickey Stewart was MIA for almost all of spring, and from Aug to PRESENT, so great eval there, Baxter is a shell of himself, and that's just football after tearing his ACL/MCL, and Wisner is a football player, but is RB3/4 at RB. He had three one-hundred yard games last year (ou, aggy, UK), and one one-hundred yard game this year (aggy). The woulda, coulda, shoulda can be played all day against fOSU, ou, Arky) but the fact is he didn't. I wish him nothing but the best, but it will not be hard to upgrade from 137th. CSB: When I was in college in the mid to early aughts we went to Padre Island for spring break and Ricky was there with some current players. They were the nicest motherfuckers I have ever met. They literally bought all the drinks and we hung out in a hot tub for (no hyperbole) 12 hours just getting hammered. To say I couldn't walk after getting out, and not because of the alcohol but because my feet were so wrinkly and sore would be an understatement. Ricky helped me to my room with a few linemen (or DL or players. They're all huge, IDK). Then a night or two later my buddy and I saw them again in Mexico at this shitty hole in the wall bar. Someone dropped and broke a shot glass and some Mexican dude told me I had to pay $50 for it. I said fuck that. I didn't drop it, and even if I did I wasn't paying $50 for a fucking shot glass. The guy got some hard ass Mexicans to come over and they called the cops. They were about to arrest me (man Mexico is crazy corrupt, dude) until Ricky and those guys stepped in. We ended up going to some strip club after that and seeing some fine ass American college chicks naked and dancing in a cage to some of the shittiest American pop music. Seriously, the nicest fucking guys ever. I wish I would have asked for an autograph before leaving Padre, but I didn't see them again after that night. But I did get to spend the rest of my vacation shacking up with this hot ass OU chick and her friends (only got laid by the one chick. Boooo). im gonna piggyback off of this and add two names — Justice Haynes (my sweet baby Jesus) and Emmett Johnson Whoa. We have midget agents? We can hmg it right next to me joking Derrian Brown will be our next Jamaal Charles. That's how many drugs I've done. @Helobious is right —Don't half-ass your drug use, ladies and gentlemen. Either hit OD or go get me another bag of coke.
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NFL Week 17; Christmas-style
Was it against Cardi B? Wouldn’t want to piss off her crew.