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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
Lucky to be spending the Christmas break with one of my wife’s bridesmaids and her family. She’s hilarious, her husband’s a really nice guy, and the kids are playing well with mine even though they’re younger. As a return gesture, I’ve made a few breakfasts and all of the dinners. They must not be good cooks, because the daughter has scarfed everything up and made multiple “this is the best …. I’ve ever had.”
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2025 Texas High School Football
I don’t know the best place to put this, but Mike Robinson passed away this morning. His final coaching job was as head coach at Desoto in 2018 before a rare disease forced him into an early retirement. I have been friends with his family for 25 years now. He was a giant of a man physically and literally. I met him for the first time at the Church of Christ in Gainesville back in early 2002. He swore by that church from my recollections. I remember him saying something along the lines of there’s the Church of Christ and then every other church. I say that to say he was principled in the right way. He coached at Hutch when they had shut down before the 2005 season. He lost all his guys to SOC that season, but never complained about it. He was big on his family and I know he treated his players over the years like his own kids, many of which came from some rough backgrounds. I met a woman out here who remembered “Mr. Robinson” from when she was a student at Hutch. Her face lit up when I mentioned him. She hadn’t seen him since then, but he was Mr. Robinson to her and she did not say a bad word about him. I know @Pancho and his family are close friends with their family as well up in Gainesville. Sad to know he’s gone, but man the best thing you can ever say about a human being is they did right by others and helped as many people as they could while they could. He looked tough because he always had the same expression on his face, but I know he was good to everyone he crossed paths with. That was him in a nutshell. Gone way, way earlier than he should have been.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
I'd say today's Cowboys fans are exhibiting the Stockholm syndrome.
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The movie you just watched
Watched Zulu the other night for the first time since I was in middle school (early 80s). It's funny; I always thought John Cleese was in it because there's a dude named Stanley Baker playing some sergeant who looks like him in a pith helmet. It makes sense that I'd confused the two back then, because it around that time I was introduced to Monty Python and Faulty Towers. Anyway, great late night movie despite the terrible acting. Stanley Baker: Deep thoughts by bolverk's inner idiot kid.
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Howard Stern Show
so, there is a photo going around that's allegedly Brent and Katlin, out shopping. It's pretty certain that it's her, but Brent, if it's him, appears to be transitioning, or at least cross-dressing, and also super scrawny. But, the tattoos seem to match. Super steamy (not).
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
Jelani coming back, which is awesome news and huge for next year, is worth wading through six pages of dreck on this accursed website. Actually, I'd say that is above par value for time spent here.
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Christmas 2025
Lucky for her (and you) that Goldee's sells that too.
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Texas RB Talk
I'll take that bet all day long. He may not get his asking price, but based on the top RB transfers in the portal last year, and where they ended up, I'd say he almost certainly ends up at a P4 school. He's a better bet than a lot of these jags as he has already put up a 1000 yd season (w/ 44 receptions) playing for an SEC team. https://247sports.com/season/2025-football/transferportalpositionranking/?positionkey=12
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Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
Could be that she is self-aware and realizes that in today’s political culture, nobody will give a shit about her 3 months from now, if not 3 weeks from now, and she’s gotta grab whatever she can. She is also watching TPUSA turn into a civil war between those who hate Jewish people and Israel and those who don’t, and TPUSA may not survive that, because speaking ill of the Jewish people and Israel is a big no-no among certain groups on the right. They want to push it in Texas high schools and many of us are going to push back and ask why they want an organization that gives a voice to those who hate Jews/Israel.
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Citrus Bowl, Dec 31st - Texas vs Michigan.
No no... this just reopens the investigation. "Oh shit so it was a white player that knocked her up"
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
We can stay fully within the bounds of the show itself. Manousos is shown to have unflappable determination. Probably he can't be tricked by a smooth talker. But Carol just got pussystarved by a robot lady and her very obvious psychosocial vulnerability was itself the showcase of entire episodes. The mind wanders when some of these weren't exactly heaters.
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Trump’s America
Assuming her husband is the father (big if), that dude will be almost 80 when the kid graduates high school. Cool plan, guys.
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Welcome to Costco .....
did they let her return it? that was a vendor item and not sold directly from costco.
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Boom M'Fer T Shirts - Second Run
First and second one would be sick af. I don't like t-shirts with a logo on the front and back, just the front. I'd take either the of the top two.
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
Nothing, considering her chaperone already explained that hive members die all the time and it doesn’t create a chain reaction.
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Spider bite
I'd advise you to chop his foot off right now.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
I guess injury concerns weigh into this, but I'd like the 20 carries Wisner might get in the bowl game would be useful for advertising myself going into the portal. Presumably he's saying "I'll rest on my performance in the A&M game".
- Texas Roster 2026
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
This was my thought. He's good in space where he can get going on PRs. He hasn't shown great wiggle or vision starting out of the backfield thus far. Maybe his touches this season have helped though. I'd be thrilled for him to prove us wrong in this game.
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Song Sung Blue - Jackman & Hudson
This was discussed in a different thread a few weeks back. I'm definitely going to watch it. I'd watch Kate Hudson watch paint dry. Not a musical fan, but this isn't a traditional musical.
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Citrus Bowl, Dec 31st - Texas vs Michigan.
I'd take it a step further and saying that beating OSU in the early season non-con has a connection to playing in this bowl game. The extra practices matter. Going into the off season with a confidence building win matters. Letting the young guys play in the spotlight matters. Playing in this bowl game and giving reps to guys who will be starters next year is a good thing for the team and will contribute to our success next season. Arch isn't made of glass and players want to play. Livingstone and Wingo are still here. Our young LBs who will lead the room next season are still here. KJ Lacey is still on the team. What are you talking about?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
Just a guess, but I'd say Nebraska given the red, the olds, and the time period it appears to be from.
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The GOP Civil War
Levin - a prominent radio personality who is pro-Israel - went on to attack Turning Point's Posobiec again, this time for what he framed as a 'long Record of Woke Reichism.' 'Here’s the lowlife Jack Posobiec pals around with,' Levin wrote on X, replying to a clip of fitness podcaster Myron Gaines screaming antisemitic insults at a Jewish woman outside of the event in Phoenix. Gaines and Posobiec were pictured smiling together at another point during the event. “This is why Hack Jack is widely condemned. NOT because of his faith. That’s HIS repulsive deflective propaganda,' Levin wrote. 'He still hasn’t condemned his comrade. He is proud of being photographed with him. 'Of note, Megyn Kelly jumped in and came to their defense. But, then again, she is no better than her buddy Candace Owens. And now Hack Jack. These are very sinister grifters, folks.' —-
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
I'm more annoyed with the tampering than anything else. I get that UT is doing just like others but that's the main thing I'd like to see solved but it's also the hardest thing to solve
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Spurs youth, athleticism, and length really bothers OKC. We can leave Wemby to anchor the middle or help side D and press out to the 3-pt line and more aggressively hedge switches than they're used to seeing. They have talent and will adjust, SGA did score but seemed weirdly passive sometimes. Next time we meet I'd expect them to more aggressively drive off the PNR and throw themselves into Wemby to get fouls. It was also delightful to see them brick 3 after 3 but if half of those fall at the normal rate it's a much tighter game. Agree we are a year ahead of schedule. I'm not a huge Fox fan but he was nails yesterday. Also props to everyone for cutting and making the pass. I think my favorite was Champanie making a cut for a dunk past SGA who got caught ball watching. Reminded me of the beautiful game a little bit.