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Plastic surgery on her face really showed in that last episode. Oof
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She would sound much more pleasant with my dick in her mouth.
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I can change her.
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Him her…you get it. It feels like a Double-A version of Las Vegas with better weather but worse food/music. Sensory overload both places.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Gut Wagon replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
I'd rather win a scrimmage than lose it...not to mention picking up another game against Michigan in the all-time wins column. Speaking of which, we're now 1 win behind the Domers. -
Sprinkle in underage drinking and drug possession and we have a West Campus coverup. She may have fell on her own. Thats just another weekend for the Texas Cowboys. I think suicide is unlikely, at least without significant drugs and alcohol in her system.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
dcar00 replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
just from overall game experience I'd say cancel OSU but keep Michigan. Would like to host Michigan. already did the OSU host thing and their fans are dicks anyway. -
Am I the only one that saw this screen cap as her bending over in white lingerie?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Full Roster Weaponization
trythisathome replied to closetojumping's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Ideally I'd like to see one of the freshmen pull away from Jaggy McJaggerson (Lockett's gotta show something eventually, right?). But his hands are fantastic and he just feels like a Longhorn starter, so fuck it, we ball. -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
mdmost replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
I'd imagine the plan is if things hold form, Tech wins, Georgia wins, and Bama looks decent that they flip Bama and Notre Dame. Bama goes to aggy. Notre Dame goes to OU. No repeats. -
Texas (8-0) vs. North Carolina (8-1) ACC/SEC Challenge Thursday, Dec. 4, 2025 – 6:00 p.m. Central Moody Center | Austin, Texas TELEVISION: The game will be televised nationally on ESPN2 with Beth Mowins (play-by-play) and Debbie Antonelli (analyst) on the call. RADIO: The game will be broadcast on AM 1300 The Zone and TexasSports.Com. Craig Way and Kathy Harston will have the call. Notables: • PLAYERS ERA CHAMPIONSHIP: The Longhorns beat No. 3 UCLA and No. 2 South Carolina on back-to-back days to win the Players Era Championship. The Longhorns became the first program in at least 25 years to win games over top-three opponents on back-to-back days. Rori Harmon was named the MVP of the Players Era Championship. The Longhorns moved up to No. 2 in the AP poll and received 10 first place votes. Texas earned USBWA National Team of the Week honors. • CARLTON STEPPING UP: Justice Carlton averaged 11.5 points and 7.0 rebounds per game in the wins over UCLA and South Carolina. Carlton has scored in double figures in each of her last three games. _________________ North Carolina head coach: Courtney Banghart since 2019 Regular Season: vs NC Central W 90-42 vs Elon W 71-37 vs #3 UCLA L 78-60 vs Fairfield W 82-68 @ NC A&T W 85-50 vs UNC Greensboro W 94-48 vs S Dakota St W 83-48 vs Kansas St W 85-73 vs Columbia W 80-63 _____________________________________ AI: The North Carolina women's basketball team is young, with a strong core of underclassmen who contribute significantly, supported by key senior leadership from Nyla Harris and Indya Nivar. They have a mix of talent from both inside and outside, featuring a center in 6'5" Blanca Thomas and multiple guards who can distribute the ball, such as Elina Aarnisalo (22 assists) and Nyla Brooks (14 assists).
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Charlie Kirk assassinated at an event in Utah (by a 22 YO groyper)
Macanudo replied to msbesq's topic in Cloak Room
Last time we saw her, she was going to Mars for a two week vacation. -
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Junior actually said his daughter was really really excited to go to New York! And see the Rockettes! That was the most ridiculous segment he’s ever done. I’ve patented and grand-parented several 4 year olds. I can tell you with certainty that a 4 year old has no idea what New York or the Rockettes really even means. She’s just reacting to her parents being so excited, just like a Labrador Retriever. Junior was ridiculous. Both were insufferable pricks yesterday. I just want to see Texas get in the playoffs so Corby’s head will explode.
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Isn't she a Barstool Sports collaborator? Portnoy needs to make sure she gets dolled up and show a little skin whenever she's on camera. I doubt many in his audience give a shit about her opinions on sports. Especially unhinged, angry, aggy rants.
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I'd prefer: "You aren't very bright, are you?" as a follow up.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Thatguy replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
You might be fucking right. My wife usually peeks over my shoulder, shakes her head, then walks off. -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Not a cat replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
I mean I've never met her, but based on her pics I can't imagine a shoulder check from her would hurt too badly. -
Interestingly enough, I am literally reading case law on Federal Claims takings issues, including when the underlying act is not authorized by Congress. This is different, as it's a question of executive (not Congressional) authority, but there are dual tracks here: one might be able to enjoin the unauthorized act as a whole, in addition to bringing a takings claim. And even on the takings angle, there's an interesting question of what was taken? Was it the opportunity to license the song, which probably isn't worth much? Or, is it a diminution of value claim (by playing my song over some nazi shit, you harmed its marketability in the following amount)? Frankly, I'd love to see one of these artists take on this fucking administration and get as broad an injunction as they can.
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Everything about her is bad on this show.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Thatguy replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
Again. Reread my post. It's not ONE person calling her that or one post. It's ad nauseam. I don't know how you don't see it. Maybe you don't visit enough threads. -
Is it too late to vote for her?
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Thatguy replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
No man, people are over the top when it comes to her. It's one thing to clown someone for posting the same take. It's another when it devolves into weird personal attacks. One comment calling someone stupid or dumb is one thing. It's gone way past that. There are better ways to come after someone. She may be beating a dead horse but she isn't stupid or dumb as what she is saying is valid. None of us would take all the name calling. We would be looking for whoever that poster is at the next tailgate. -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
mdmost replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
I'd like to be in because I enjoy watching our team play other good teams. I'd like to annoy other fan bases. I'd like to keep our OOC matchups except Notre Dame because f those freeloaders.
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