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#2 Texas (9-0) vs. Prairie View A&M (2-5) Sunday, Dec. 7, 2025 – 2:00 p.m. Central Moody Center | Austin, Texas TELEVISION: The game will be streamed on SECN+ with David Saltzman and Fran Harris on the call. RADIO: The game will be broadcast on AM 1300 The Zone and TexasSports.Com. Craig Way and Kathy Harston will have the call. ______________ Prairie View A&M head coach: Tai Dillard since 2025 WELOMING BACK TAI DILLARD: The Longhorns are happy to welcome back Prairie View A&M head coach and former Texas player Tai Dillard. As a player, Dillard was a four-year letter winner at The University of Texas (1999–2003), competing under legendary Hall of Fame coach Jody Conradt. She helped lead the Longhorns to four consecutive NCAA Tournament appearances, including a Final Four run in 2003. A two-time Big 12 All-Academic selection, Dillard started 34 games her senior season and helped Texas to a 29-6 overall record. Following her collegiate career, Dillard played professionally for the WNBA’s San Antonio Silver Stars (2003–2005), as well as internationally in Israel and in the National Women’s Basketball League. She is married to former Texas basketball standout Brandon Mouton, and together they have two sons, Langston and Caden. _____________________ Regular Season @ UTEP L 84-60 @ Tulsa L 79-59 @ #20 Oklahoma St L 105-55 vs Texas College W 74-63 @ Sam Houston L 77-49 vs Huston Till W 67-58 @ Texas St L 93-52
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Listen. when I'm jackhammering away I always notice the bored look in her eyes.
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I gotta say I am enjoying watching DeBoer suck. Kirby smart may be a whiny sissy bitch, but he's a whiny sissy bitch who is a goddamned good football coach, and I'd be perfectly happy with him if he were our head coach. I just don't like DeBoer. I don't like his haircut. I don't like his teams. I don't like the way he stands on the sidelines. I don't like his voice. I don't like any team he coaches. I don't like his fucking face. Fuck that guy. With a bag over his head and a gag in his mouth, so I don't have to see his haircut, hear his voice, or see is stupid fucking face, bent over so I don't have to see him standing.
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But the thing is, OSU has an abundance of talent all over the place. Especially on offense, What defense is shutting down all those WRs? This what the narrative on them last year. Oregon beat them regular season. OSU misses the Big 10 champ game completely. They win it all. ND and Texas played them close, yes but both lost. I think OSU will be fine. I'd love to see them play Georgia for the title and would definitely root for OSU because fuck Kirby.
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I'm hoping Flood is done. Akina is a given. Flood had a great y1 OL class, had 4 years to get a "next" OL ready and we get this shit? Since y1 he has occasionally recruited 1 good prospect and then bread. Last year Brooks was the highlight. This year Robertson may after 2 years of body reshaping. Turntine is a jumbo TE at this point and needs 40-50lbs of good weight. Lee was a huge miss, I'd trade all our OL this class for him. The problem with this is if that if your one decent prospect misses or leaves after multiple years of paying him to ride the bench, you're screwed and relying on bread. I haven't seen anything to suggest OL development other than what T. Becton has done in S&C. Someone above said, maybe some of these guys have peaked? Yep, 3* bread has peaked. The amount of holds, no ability to open lanes or move people, bad pass protection, etc. This shit is on Flood and his shit recruiting of large (basically tall, very out of shape, super slow, fat people) humans.
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Whoever said upthread that I'd enjoy the Lindsey Stirling show was wrong. That was just some goofball shit. Jazzercise + violin carols + lighting designed to blind the audience. For 2 hours. They tried to Cirque de Soleil it at the end & congrats to the acrobats I guess. And there was like a 15 minute "audience participation" bit when she was filming content for her Insta page. To each their own, but watching someone bop around a stage while they air violin ain't my cup of tea.
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I'd love to see them get beaten badly to see what happens.
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(It's a lot closer to Dripping Springs than Austin, and I don't care.) I got dragged to some "holiday market" this morning and on the way back spotted Route 12 Filling Station. "Pull over, honey, I need a beer." We ordered a margherita pizza and I'll be damned if it wasn't a great pie. I didn't see the oven, but they claim it's wood-fired. The pizza was roughly Neopolitan in style, and it was terrific. I have no idea what this place's reputation is or if we just got lucky, but I'd go there in a heartbeat if it were in Austin. As is, it's more of a weekend drive destination, which is fine.
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She had like 49 aces and 122 service errors on the year. The service error police would go nutso with her on the team. And I'd almost include Elliott in that. He doesn't have the biggest appetite for errors of any kind. Not a critique of him. He's the one with the 3 national championships and umpteen Final Four banners hanging in the rafters. Just saying there are some "let it rip, never tip" type coaches out there, but Elliott is not among them. One thing I feel certain of. Texas could provide her with a better NIL package than Cal Poly. But yeah, I'm with Js1. Her only possible role would be as a DS. I mean, that's the role Kujundzic was brought in for.
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I mean, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers….
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2025 Big 12 Championship - BYU vs. Texas Tech
Longboard Horn replied to satyanash's topic in Football
I'd still wanna find out what that mouth can do. She looks like she knows some shit. -
2025 Big 12 Championship - BYU vs. Texas Tech
Doc Sam Beckett replied to satyanash's topic in Football
I'd like to see BYU expand upon this in the playoffs -
2025 Big 12 Championship - BYU vs. Texas Tech
David Dennison replied to satyanash's topic in Football
I'd rather he not. -
2025 Big 12 Championship - BYU vs. Texas Tech
Brian Fantana replied to satyanash's topic in Football
Our offense has been so hit or miss. I'd love to have seen it with a healthy Morton and Quentin Joyner at the end of the year but it wasn't meant to be. -
MTV’s The Challenge s41: Vets and New Threats
shadow_operative2.0 replied to Derka's topic in Movies and TV
We need another family season so Tay can bring her sister. -
Gotta think Keanu from BB27 will be on a season soon. Should make for another good addition. Glad Olivia correctly thanked Yeremi for doing the correct thing at the time and picking her whether she liked it or not.
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see... I would prefer Dinky's pee on my sandwich instead.
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2025 Big 12 Championship - BYU vs. Texas Tech
Brian Fantana replied to satyanash's topic in Football
I'd rather KMS than listen to that again -
I'd rather be taking a shit
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Bachmeier can't run and probably has trouble setting in the pocket too. I'd have gone to halftime as well. have no idea who BYU's backup is but it might be worth a shot.
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I'm not telling anyone anything they don't already know, but it's simple and simplistic. The Drug War is a failure to date. Drugs are a big problem here (and likely will continue to be one until we seriously address the demand side of it). A simplistic view of it is we're not doing enough, we're insufficiently warlike in the War. So, it'd be really cool if we employed some air power, guided munitions, and maybe some tanks against the cartels in Mexico and elsewhere. America, fuck yeah! But, there are massive diplomatic and international real-world problems with doing that. Violations of sovereignty and such inconvenient, globalist commie notions. So, this is a chickenshit and even less effective way of escalating the Drug War into something resembling an actual war. It's this, without claymation: Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer to America, F*ck YEAH! So lick my butt, and suck on my balls, America, F*ck YEAH! What you going to do when we come for you now, It’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow F*ck YEAH! McDonalds, F*ck YEAH! Wal-Mart, F*ck YEAH! The Gap, F*ck YEAH! Baseball, F*ck YEAH! NFL, F*ck, YEAH! Rock and roll, F*ck YEAH! The Internet, F*ck YEAH! Slavery, F*ck YEAH!
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But that's the question. How much of that is the cars and how much is it Hamilton sucking at the end of this season? Leclerc is still handily beating Antonelli in quali each week (Qatar excepted) and beat Russell at COTA. I'd say the Mercedes is nominally better overall than the Ferrari right now but not nearly as much as it's being made to look due to Hamilton's results. Plus there's always the second Red Bull car to consider. I know Verstappen is ridiculous but there is still something going on over there. I can't believe anyone is that much better than the rest of the F1 field.
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I'd say 4th at best. Mercedes is comfortably better than them now.
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Honestly, I'd have more respect for them if they had said, "They were dead anyway. We were just putting them out of their misery." Instead of whatever the fuck this is.
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
Jerry Callo replied to gofuckyourself's topic in Movies and TV
Carol is 12 days into the entire population of the world, less 12 people, turning into a hive. She's grieved for and buried her partner. She's flown to Spain and learned that the other non-hivers couldn't care less about the whole thing. She found a warehouse sized refrigerator with stacks of human body parts. And she's working pretty hard to try to figure out how to fix things. That's a pretty eventful few days. I'm going to cut her a break.
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