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  1. Scrambling? I've remained steadfast in my stance. Someone asked why would the coach lie. I pointed out the coach's policy on entering the portal. It's understood that you cannot receive official offers until you are in the portal, but there is our coach saying call us back if you don't get the offer you think you are worth. The point is he is doing that to protect the program reputation. Now we all understand that is what you are supposed to do. We expect that. But make no mistake it is still a lie. Just like the coach doesn't come out and say he pushed out 12(random number) players because they weren't good enough. To protect the program. Now I know a lot of people played sports here and a lot didn't, but coaches nowadays use playing time to force kids to drop out of their program. It's the PC era. They even do it at the high school level. My daughter is a high school senior. She committed to play college vball the July before her junior year. That December her college coach got fired. The coaching search took a few months, but then the new coach called immediately after being hired and said she was reevaluating her needs. The previous coach had misevaluated and had a bunch of dead weight on the roster. We knew she was going to have to push someone out to make room for us because the previous coach was honest about her mistake and cryptically said the same. This season goes by and two of her scholarshipped outside hitters immediately go in the portal. She didn't tell them they no longer have a scholarship. She told them she didn't see much of a role going forward. Kids wanna play so of course they are gonna go elsewhere. I am sure no one that hopped in the portal for us was told their NIL was being taken away. I am sure every player still woulda got their money to stand on the sideline. However, if you tell a kid who had dreams of making it to the next level your role will be significantly reduced, they are going to leave 90% of the time. Money on the table or not. That is all I am saying. For me, this wasn't even about Parker as much as it was the amount of kids being pushed out or choosing to leave in general. We seem to be losing more than we are getting back and all it takes is an injury or two and you are ass out.
  2. The shot of Eleven at the end sort of explained some of her wardrobe selections during the last season. "Ok, let's wrap them again, then a sports bra, then a bulky sweatshirt, then a burlap sack."
  3. Bullshit. I'd take a half dozen of these loser teams over Baltimore
  4. Side note: there are so many good gifs to choose from when you search “head shake”, I had a hard time choosing. Even an old Godzilla for on there. And a Smurf. Eventually all communication between humans will just be gifs sent back and forth. Reminiscent of Bumblebee communicating with Sam and what’s-her-name played by Megan Fox using only audio clips.
  5. Played on the same kickball team back in the day as Taylor and her now husband. I think they just started dating then.
  6. I understand what you are saying. But I look at like if I was a movie producer. I wouldn't be the guy that'd tell an actress to sleep with me if she wants the part. But I would let it be known that if I had 3 equal actresses and I'd slept with all of them, but one gave great head, id go with the one with the biggest tits......uh lost my train of thought there. Oh, yeah. I wouldn't expect for her to sleep with me. Butif she did, and it came down to her and 2 other similar? Id feel a whole lot better picking her. And if she had big tits and great head , even better
  7. The hit rate on kickers is about 7%. I'd rather pay a guy who has proven he is competent.
  8. she's cute in a star trek OG kinda way. give her an exoplanet and some followers and I bet the old Shatner would show you to pull this off - both the annexation and the score
  9. I'd rather he hold out for USC but he's probably longer in the coaching world if he goes to Stanford and not a one year stint where Riley's probably fired midseason after they lose to Indiana, Ohio State, Oregon, and Washington next year.
  10. Definitely pushed us. Me no like. Vic will now go chew their butts out till the next game.
  11. McMahon for Mississippi is a beast, I like her game. There’s probably a clear top 6 in the conference, and Mississippi is in that group, I think
  12. Probably 7. And that's being kind with Overshown, who looked like he was recovering from injury. All the rest of them are on the DL and we still desperately need an alpha edge rusher. The back 7, they probably need to replace the entire 2 deep. There's not a guy in the secondary I would care if they cut. I'd like to see Revel in TC a full year and removed from injury, but his biggest problem is he can't tackle.
  13. What's her name and Insta?
  14. Interesting characterization. I'd call it stating a fact, not whining.
  15. Cara Buono has had a career. The Sopranos, Mad Men, and Stranger Things. Does she have another blockbuster in her future? Any casting director would be wise to cast her as a lucky rabbit’s foot.
  16. When my folks lived in Argentina, my mother traveled with several of those mini tabasco sauce bottles in her purse at all times. They really did enjoy the food down there, but definitely lamented that the south americans just don't do "spice." Shit, too much black pepper in a dish, and the locals were sweating.
  17. 20 years ago, if news broke that Donald Trump had molested a 14 year old "model," no one would have batted an eye. The collective response from literally everyone would have been, "yeah, that checks out." It would have "no shit" news. Like when Stormy Daniels told Seth Rogan about her encounter with Trump on a 2008 movie set. Hearing that private citizen Donald Trump paid a porn star to fuck him while his wife was home with their newborn was quite possibly the most boring thing that Seth heard that day. This shit has been accused/alleged/admitted for decades. They knew about it before he entered politics, during his campaigns, and now during his presidency. And silence. The complete abandonment of a moral compass by 70+ million Americans for Donald fucking Trump. The history books, outside of the evangelical-approved curriculum schools, will not be kind to us.
  18. The above bolded explains most of why. Also: Did you give her ample time to fix her hair? Did you hold the camera at an angle that is flattering for her? Was she positioned at a slight angle to the camera with one leg bent at the knee with her heel off of the ground?
  19. If you've been around that long, you've certainly heard "where there is confusion, there is money to be made". The wife and I chatted about this mess earlier. I was told to stay retired, which were my intentions. I'd bet a reasonable amount most the infrastructure and tech are 30-40 years old or worse. Producers will need a mix of old shits who can make the most out of what is there until the new kids can get a new production and storage system up and running. Someone will want return on the investment money ASAP. I venture to guess, through training some locals and using 'em in the field over the course of time more of them will die than the 40 or so yesterday. Get it done or make it work is the procedure until new tech takes over. Just my thoughts, but none of the "powers that are" aren't coming to the haus tonight for supper asking my opinion. On a related note, sometime has opened up in our vacay plans to S America this spring.
  20. Nice form on that right hook-slap. Rotated through her core and shifted her weight through the strike.
  21. Are we going to indict the new Venezuelan president before deposing her, or just cite winners keepers vs losers weepers? Same q for Denmark irt Greenland. Ps I wonder how big Trump thinks Greenland is, based on the 2d maps he sees.
  22. Morning after we got married at the hotel. wife : "I forgot my toothbrush. Where is yours." me :"You're not using my toothbrush. I'll go down stairs and buy you one." Her : "We're married and last night I literally had your dick in my mouth" me : "Yeah I know. You're not using my toothbrush, you literally had a dick in your mouth last night."
  23. Wife chose last night and landed on Regretting You. A story about a late 30's mom finally finding true love with her secret high school crush* and living happily ever after after her husband and sister up and died in a car crash. Truly heartwarming stuff. *who may or may not be the father of her dead sister's kid IF the father isn't the dead husband because they were fucking too. It's complicated.
  24. Party_Taco replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    This season is terrible… sticking around for the slim chance we see more of the lawyer on her back.
  25. He might be sitting 3rd as of last week, but this is about projecting to next year. Nobody knows exactly where he'd stand heading into the fall, but it's not unreasonable that the UT staff told Parker that they are currently projecting him as a 5/6/7 guy (and wanting to pay him accordingly, maybe even with a little extra for being an awesome team guy). At some point, you have to hope/expect that some of the highly recruited young guys are going to pass up Parker. I don't know shit about fuck, but this is how I'd project the receiver room heading into fall - Portal guy (I assume a starter) Wingo Mosley Locket Livingstone/French/Mccutheon/Bishop fighting to get into the rotation Injuries can happen and people can regress, but I can't blame Parker for not wanting to compete for a starting job in that room (particularly if Wingo returns and we get a proven portal guy). Parker has proven he can be a solid P4 starter and I hate to see him go, but I guess I'm OK rolling the dice hoping we'll have 4-5 guys that are better in the lineup next year.
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