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  1. Seems very dedicated to Trump. She shouldn’t have scarred herself up because she didn’t appear bad looking. As she’s a Rutgers law student, I assume Trump would’ve intervened to have charges dismissed, a law license issued, and added her to the DOJ to prosecute communist woke libs. But with the scars, he won’t have any interest in her.
  2. Blue lets her get away with much more than I thought she would.
  3. We didn't blow out any good teams. Our 4th quarter defensive lapses were alarming in the big games and otherwise. We didn't do anything that screams "we belong". We simply did "just enough" to squeak by and get a decent bowl game. All we have left is to hope we don't enter a trap game vs. Arkansas. And that we pull out a miracle against an A&M team with more confidence than talent. Because let me tell you - we lack edge & confidence this year. Partly because of poor game planning, I'd assume. And partly because of an unexpectedly poor start to the year.
  4. About 20 years ago, on a summertime family vacation, my niece (young guitarist and songwriter) asked me what I thought about Elixirs. "I think they sound pretty mediocre for a very long time. If I were recording my masterpiece, I'd definitely use something else." She said nothing. I later learned that weeks before she had emptied all her savings to record her first record. Me and my f*cking mouth, man...
  5. Could be old but who knows. if we do end up landing her Texas will have the #1 recruiting class for 2026 WCBK
  6. I predict she will be going to Paraguay to visit the cranky man who insulted her.
  7. Maybe she’d give up her job and be a stay at home mom.
  8. Well, I mean I don't like to brag, but I'm kind of a big deal and also hunt within 15 miles of Fal... but I also drink at Lopez bar and don't think they do. Couple of years we were eating some late AM tacos at Guadalajara and this group comes in. I've make a habit of having nice hunting equipment (clothes, guns, etc etc). I've got some of the fancy English shooting shirts and jackets from Gordy etc. that I've been given/picked up through the years. This group though, it was almost like it was another couple levels about that. Just like when you see someone in a suit you know they picked up off Savile. And it's my 5 aggy buddies and me - very hung over, talking shit and hitting on the chubby waitress like the other 10 times we've been in there that week. Anyhow this little family group had a daughter/DIL that was easily, and I mean this without hyperbole, the prettiest Hispanic woman I've ever seen. I've lived in Mexico, worked all over Central and South America for months at a time. Have seen a fucking plenty of beauties. NOTHING, ever, like this. Was wearing a diamond about the size of a dime on her skinny ass finger. Apologies if for some chance she ends up being some monied Horn's family member. But holy shit that is burned into my head forever. I didn't even know they made girls like that. I remember walking out and saying sarcastically, wonder what truck they're in - as there was two current model year 250's with 100k beds on them, likely filled with another 50k in dogs. Most of our group shot limits/near limits each hunt that week. It was good enough hunting I moved over to my .410 on the second or third day. But we only had a few labs and a Viz, are confined to 1k acres, and none of us flew home after the hunt. A completely different world. Our neighbors (this sucks) only hunt quail up until about January, when they start caring about deer. It sucks for me because I'm on that fence line, and they are local and they hunt it ALOT. Enough that most of the time the deer don't pay it any attention. Still annoying when it's middle of deer season and the evenings sound like a fucking clay shoot.
  9. There's bad potential in this situation. Everyone has cards to play. Per usual, us fans would only participate in this stuff in the form of having to watch frustrating losses and wasted seasons. The worst scenario would be the donors saying hire an OC or we pull our money and Sark saying fuck off go ahead because Im not going anywhere so we will just suck. Then the donors tell CDC to fix it and he bumblefucks the situation further. Meanwhile we get to just wait for the cycle to complete and hope the next guy pans out. Sure I'd love for Sark to reverse course and take the next step, but I feel like the best bet for us would be him jumping to the NFL and throwing this same level of NIL support behind another coach. He's a complete clownshow too but I would easily take my chances on Freshwater over Sark at this point.
  10. Lane wouldn't be my choice and frankly there is a replacement thread but I was curious about the comparisons statically Sark: Career: 91-55 .638 Washington (2009–2013): 34 wins and 29 losses (.540 winning percentage) USC (2014–2015): 12 wins and 6 losses (.667 winning percentage) Texas (2021–present): 45 wins and 20 losses (.692 winning percentage as of November 2025) Kiffin: Career: 116-53 .686 Tennessee 2009 7-6 .538 USC 2010–2013 28-15 .651 Florida Atlantic 2017–2019 26-13 .667 Ole Miss 2020–present 55-19 .743 Statistically, given the same size for Sark I'd call USC a push. While in the SEC Kiffin is slightly out performing Sark even including Kiffins short, poor stint at Tennessee. Pretty close to even IMO, which is to say pretty Mid for both.
  11. I didn’t call her an attention whore, I’m trying to get her to understand that she’s helping spread the rumors while also claiming “she just wants what’s best for Texas.” Now take your balls back from her and post where “the smoke” is coming from. It’s all here-say currently. It’s very possible it’s true but mother fuckers believe the earth is flat so pardon me if I’m skeptical of humans.
  12. Did notice that bri had crutches so I guess they don’t want her walking on her injured foot.
  13. We were putting together a pretty good free throw performance until justice Carlton missed both of her free throws in the last few seconds that dropped the team percentage under 70% for the night.
  14. Nope I was wrong, it was Silk Stalkings, and some other stuff. And she used her real name, had forgotten that. AmyLindsay.com Bahaha, she was in a Ted Cruz ad that they pulled because she's a dirty bitch. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/andrewkaczynski/soft-core-porn-actress-in-new-cruz-ad-choosing-between-him-a (I would have spared her the dirty bitch comment except she said she's a Cruz supporter).
  15. I believe that is literally true. She presented the second, revised indictment only to the foreperson, not to the grand jury. But yeah, there's other stuff behind the scenes that probably has her in an ethical jackpot beyond accepting a legal matter for which she was not competent.
  16. Had plenty, this is hotel room, end of the day, night cap drinking, about to take our first-born and her husband out for a first anniversary dinner, will order something appropriately local and report herewith
  17. 4. butt stuff
  18. Well, I put it all in my long ass post but mostly I have very real concerns that the smoke (fake or real) is being fanned by people who want him gone. I suspect these people are big NIL donors frustrated with his off season blunders last year, his attitude and lack of production this year. Admittedly, this is all wild speculation but when you look at the time lines, things track to that logic. So, based on what I do know (data from the past 2 season as well as spring and summer behaviors that are all absolutely verified facts, compounded with horrible performance this year) with the aligned smoke, now recruiting issues starting to (possible NIL doner angst), I'm leaning above 70-80% chance he's gone. Here's the bad part for me, while fear of change doesn't prevent me from wanting a change I don't have a ton of faith in Texas finally hiring a coach that isn't a mid or project, for the 6th time in a row. I'm hoping with CDC and NIL folks figure it out, but.. All that said, my real concern with Sark returning is NIL drying up, Sark not changing at all, and things getting substantially worst next season with a much tougher schedule. But I'll close with, I'd love to be wrong, have Sark come back, do a wholesale change from GM to OC, drop off OC duties, become an engaged HC and win an NC. I would happily eat the shit ton of crow served here and put in a good chunk of money on a mock BurntEyes pre-National Championship game HH in Las Vegas next year before the game. I just firmly believe its far less likely than Texas finding a far better replacement.
  19. It’s funny cuz I met a bunch of Surlies in real life. all my pals. I am not trying to date one, I have a BF and he is like an honorary surly. As far as attention I will never live down my non-sober years, and have been sober since 4/24/22. Drinking was my vice. I do gummies now and then and occasional pre-roll. I destroyed some of my life back then. I root for sark. In this regard as a person. He also has enormous talent. And his demons have gotten in the way in the past at other places and that is not a rumor that is a fact. He sued USC when they fired him for being drunk saying he had a disability and they didn’t help him. All facts. all of this a matter of public record and it is not in dispute. I have heard from multiple people that I trust that he has NOT conquered his demons here at Texas whatsoever. This season and his slap dick approach to the offseason as well coincides with other places he has worked and had “issues.” He’s not a choir boy. He met L’Oreal before he was divorced. A good friend of mine who’s known her well over a decade advised her not to chase him at the time. He was married. She did anyway. All facts. No matter whether the rumors about L’Oréal or Sark are being unfaithful to each other outside their marriage multiple names have been brought up on both sides and some connected to our fucking team. Does that sound professional and or winning a MNC to you? If you do not think the above has any bearing on our win loss record or recruiting or evaluating talent cool. That fine. But I think if you also knew with your own eyes this shit to be true you would absolutely agree it has an affect on everything that a HC would do. It’s not about someone who drinks this is someone who considers himself a recovering alcoholic in his own words and he cannot drink. And when he does he loses his jobs. In the past. no one has to believe any of the above ever at all. It’s been told to you so you don’t get blindsided if major changes are made and he is gone or he stays and major changes are forced on his ass. That’s the reality. Like it or don’t like it your choice.
  20. This is exactly what comanies want. if you quit or find another job, the company didnt have "layoffs" or an employee reduction, they had natural resignations where the jobs werent backfilled and instead the duties spread amongst the remaining employees. that way theres no bad press about X company having 10% layoffs or something similar. and it avoids them getting sued for wrongful termination nor having to pay a severance package. but unless you are in some industrywhere getting fired fired - no matter what the issue was, makes you unhireable to other companies in your industry, you should probably call her from a non company cell phone, or use a burner phone / free phone number application and tell her to start looking for a new job, but to absolutely not quit the job. Make sure she asks HR in email that the change of WFH may impact her ability to come in the office, what options she has to keep her job. Are there any exceptions, can she apply for them, etc. Make HR tell her in writing its in the office or you are fired. then if she cant or wont be able to go into the office, make sure to use up any remaining sick days/ PTO and refuse to sign any HR paperwork. When they fire her- which they will since Texas is an at will state- she can still claim unemployement after being let go The company will fight it hard, and claim she was being fired for job abandonment or some shit like that. but she would have a good counter argument that her job description had materially changed and through no fault of her own, that change in description resulted in her being let go. its not guaranteed, but theres still a reasonable chance to get paid something while shes looking for work and she can stick it to the company at the end. and maybe just maybe she gets lucky because maybe the chaotic application of the remote work being revoked for 1 but not all was implemented in a possibly descriminatory manner, maybe the company fuck that up and end up firing too many people of either a protected class and/or residents of a specific area -i.e. anyone with cool job code 1 gets to WFH even if they live accross the street, while a single woman is forced to find a way to drive 50 miles both ways because she has job code 4 that could end up getting a decent settlement. although I fully understand thats rare as fuck. more companies have gotten smart to that kind of shit. of course going that route means she would never be eligible for rehire again, but if they are fucking you over that bad, who cares unless you work in such a niche field you cant find another job if you get marked as unhireable.
  21. Here's my Sharpie, but you can't have her!
  22. I went to the Dr yesterday. My Doc said I would be better off financially with a catastrophic plan and paying cash. I told her I'd be better off financially without a wife and kids. We're both right.
  23. Well turns out we're not doing it based on distance, rather how you're coded in the work computer, which they won't allow to be edited. I have an employee who lives 2 miles from the office who won't have to come in, and another in Houston who has to. I'm sure she'll probably end up quitting after the tearful convo I had with her this afternoon. Zero empathy from upper management either. We're gonna have depts who lose half of their people. Just fucking stupid.
  24. Something bad happened to a young woman/dotard supporter who worked for a Congressperson from NJ Something bad did happen. It's just not what she wanted you to think. It's a lovely story. She used a tattoo artist for help with the scar lacerations, and her co-conspirator had to google "zip ties near me" to stage the scene. Now Natalie Greene and her co-conspirator face up to 5 years in prison and 3 years supervised release.
  25. Boosts her credentials for sure
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