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The latest get your ass back in the office story: AT&T
NorthLoop replied to Buzzrock's topic in Daily Texan
Well turns out we're not doing it based on distance, rather how you're coded in the work computer, which they won't allow to be edited. I have an employee who lives 2 miles from the office who won't have to come in, and another in Houston who has to. I'm sure she'll probably end up quitting after the tearful convo I had with her this afternoon. Zero empathy from upper management either. We're gonna have depts who lose half of their people. Just fucking stupid. -
The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Chopper replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
Something bad happened to a young woman/dotard supporter who worked for a Congressperson from NJ Something bad did happen. It's just not what she wanted you to think. It's a lovely story. She used a tattoo artist for help with the scar lacerations, and her co-conspirator had to google "zip ties near me" to stage the scene. Now Natalie Greene and her co-conspirator face up to 5 years in prison and 3 years supervised release. -
Boosts her credentials for sure
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Follow-up question: how would that affect her eventual Supreme Court nomination?
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I'd agree with "fine", but it always was overpriced.
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Runway roadkill. That would be her for sure, but worse.
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MTG and Boebert are on my card if I ever get dropped into a bar brawl backed by two house reps. (Sorry Dems, y'all just wanna talk.) With these two women I'm guaranteed a win-- Boebert goes Feral Corpse Rat droppin to all fours and biting chunks outta shins, shakin her head and growlin, givin my pansy ass the safe opportunity to throw some cheap-shot throat punches. As more come at us I just turtle up until I hear MTG go into hulk mode, then gtf outta the way as she crashes past. Maybe open a beer and watch, then clock anybody on the back of the head who tries to get up. Stay down, fool, stay down. Meanwhile halfway across the wrecked room Boebert's still got those rat incisors going like fava beans and a nice Chianti sa sa sa, and MTG in her red rage has got her mitts on two kegs putting those Orangutan back muscles to work. Victory is inevitable but the danger is not over-- until the red mist leaves their minds, they are likely to turn on friend or foe. Best to throw a box of donuts out in the parking lot and ring the dinner bell,
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Long time bump coming. I bought it. We went to her Dad's memorial service in Louisiana this past weekend and left with the Taylor in tow. Strings are old and it smells a bit musty from being stored in an old cabin for a long time, but otherwise in great condition. Gonna give it some TLC this weekend (take the old strings off, polish the tuning nobs, give it a good wipe-down, and put some fresh elixirs on).
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Seriously. Who knew that on the horseshoe, I'd end up meeting MAGA at point "contempt for all of humanity." We got there in different ways, but here we are, singing in harmony.
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Going back to the elections earlier this year, it's worth mentioning Katie Wilson's defeat of Bruce Harrell in the Seattle mayoral election. While Seattle isn't nearly the size of NYC, her election surprised me much more than Mamdani's. Harrell is a moderate Democrat. The two biggest things I disagreed with him on was that he was more aggressive on clearing homeless camps and that he refused to put in traffic calming measures (speed bumps, cross walks) on a road near my house that is popular with pedestrians and bikers. Wilson, is okay with being called a Democratic Socialist, had pushed for a payroll tax, had previously pushed for defunding the police, and is big into mass transit. I don't think she's ever held public office. I'm not sure if this Facebook post will show, but she had previously been struggling with daycare expenses. She may be the most surprising mayor of a major city that I can think of. Of the People, by the People, for the People. Facebook post picture below. "After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #thisisyourcity"
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Full Roster Weaponization
GJ Winne replied to closetojumping's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
I'd love to see the meltdown if he ended up at Texas. Flood wouldn't make it to see the next sunrise. -
Three things on this: 1) You generally don't get disbarred for gross negligence as a lawyer; it requires intentional and willful malfeasance. That being said, incompetence of this level can result in some form of discipline from either the Court or the Bar. 2) Lindsay Halligan is really kind of hot, and as an officer of the Court I am willing to offer my services in carrying out whatever punishment the Court may deem appropriate for her. 3) At the risk of being presumptuous, I might suggest a year or two in my sex dungeon (which, we we have established on another thread, does not bear any resemblance to Sei Less in Manhattan) as the appropriate sanction for Ms. Halligan (that naughty and incompetent little minx).
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That's just from one page. Do you ever add anything to the discussion? Or do you just content yourself with chuckles over how the plebs are overreacting? I'd love to see your take on Sark - you can even discount the gossip.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Pato del Muerto replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
She got the order wrong. She voted for the leopard after it ate her face. -
I randomly discovered this Austrian sax player with like 4,000 listeners on Spotify and she fucking rips. She has a very Coltrane-esque spiritual vibe but also gets into some great grooves. Muriel Grossman is her name, check her out if you dig. She's got a ton of albums on Spotify.
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Nancy Mace: Sexual assault survivor or cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?
TwiceHorn replied to C-Man's topic in Cloak Room
Only in that she's dark haired with blue eyes. Amanda is hot af. Nance pales in comparison. Prognathous. And yeah, Amanda would play her well. -
nurses won't hesitate a second ... 1. swallow 2. pee on you 3. DTF, all the time saw it on a hallmark movie so must be true
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
kevwun replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
My wife has made something like that before and it is in fact delicious. I think her recipe came from America's Test Kitchen. -
Markets still falling like whoa
OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys replied to Llano Estacado's topic in Business and Markets
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I don't think the next 9 months define anything about Dana Brown. He is in a difficult position of having to lie to the media all the time, because that is what his boss wants while having to deal with the boss's constant meddling in personnel decisions with his cabal of HOF players that know shit about fuck about putting a winning team on the field. I have been advocating trading Pena and Alvarez because there is no money to make a real addition to the roster because Crane has pissed that away to shitty players time and time again. This team is about 2 years away from being a complete dumpster fire like when Crane bought the team. You can course correct and try to avoid that fire, or you can steer straight into it, too many fans appear to want to go back to the 2008-2010 version of the Astros, except MLB has changed the rules to try to negate multiple seasons of tanking. People keep saying Alvarez is a MVP level bat, but he's never put it together and is now 29 years old. He's never hit 40 HRs, and he has driven in 100 once in his career. I'd sell high on Pena especially in this shitty offseason for SSs.
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Channeling my inner Burton - "Interesting." I don't like playing this game either. I'd probably be inclined to say Manning though, choosing to ignore the clunkers earlier in the season. Good receivers make their QB's look better though. Sayin looks a lot better with both Smith and Tate on the field. Evans made Manziel, etc.
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Nancy Mace: Sexual assault survivor or cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?
Ghost of LL replied to C-Man's topic in Cloak Room
You shut your mouth. You shut your dirty whore mouth right now and you go straight to Hell. I very vaguely see the resemblance and I'd totally fuck the shit out of Nancy Mace because she's kinda dirty hot and you know the sex would be off the chain because she's absolutely fucking batshit crazy.- 416 replies
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I'd trade Pena and Alvarez. It's foolish to think they you are winning anything with this roster as currently constructed. Altuve needs to be the full time DH, and that only happens if Alvarez is gone.
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Trump awarded her a championship trophy, right?
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
RomaVicta replied to GreenspointTexas's topic in Football
You suggest that people with money are immune to aggravation. You're incorrect. If I were paid extravagantly to do a job, I'd resent doing anything that I didn't have to do. I'd hate being surrounded by idiots. I empathize with people who have to be so. If my job were to have to be exposed to idiots periodically from day to day for millions of dollars, I, RomaVicta, would make the sacrifice. I don't know that announcing my availability on a message board will make it come true.
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