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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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Bobby mentioned on YouTube this morning that Reed is asking for a very, very high NIL number for 2026. I'd tell him to kick rocks. There are probably 5 QBs already in the portal I would take over Reed in a heartbeat. -
More than anything else, it's this. It's cowardice ingrained as a result of a sheltered existence. We don't know how to fail/suffer rejection anymore. You only succeed....after you've failed. Often after you've failed a LOT. I distinctly remember the mental epiphany of "wait....right now, she's not going out with me. If I go up to her and flirt and ask her out and she says no....she's still not going out with me. I've lost absolutely nothing." Which led me to swing the bat, plenty. And the cool thing is, you only care about the hits. Nobody is counting the strikeouts, they don't fucking matter. Their are 3.5 billion women in the world. All but a dozen or so have never hooked up with me, and never will. Yet I'm still winning. Pretty awesome when you realize that's how shit works. And this. Truly, it's interesting listening to my son talk about his peer group, and how the dynamics break down. He has nothing but disdain for the socially stunted losers who just retreated into video games and porn and don't understand why women don't want to get with their socially stunted slightly smelly selves. As he puts it, "it takes so little damned effort. Take a little bit of care of yourself, put yourself out there, and talk with women like they are human beings." That's it. And I remember figuring various elements of that out at his age as well, as I assume most of us did. Is this sort of convention helpful? The sad thing is, it may be. Truly, an experience with an escort, who can actually guide a naive man a little bit into knowing what women respond to positively, really might help some of these guys. I dunno. At this point, a dude in his 30s who's never touched a boob needs some pretty serious measures to get him on track.
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It's cringe holiday narrative letter time. Found this one on the web after I received two in the mail today. Generally if we care about you, we know what you did. If we don't care, we don't care Dear Friends and Underlings, What an eventful year. Back in May, I rolled off the couch and onto the floor, where I proceeded to crawl over to the TV and turn off “Days” for good. After all these years, I decided it was time to give it up. Then I stood up, dusted off my gray sweats, and took a walk around the block. I became so inspired that I returned home, sat down at the computer, and began to write my memoirs. Both of them — three pages each. After 30 years of marriage, Carl got a little fidgety and took up golf. Don’t you just love those little white balls? I now know all about putters and drivers and bogeys and such. As always, our talents and interests complement each other so well. When he leaves, I drink cappuccino and work on my 300 page “to-do” list” and it all works out perfectly. Daisy, our eldest, still prefers thugs to “nice boys,” but we are hoping she will outgrow this phase of her life. Carl is afraid the thugs will steal his golf equipment, and so am I. Iris, our second child, began to emit some frightful adolescent utterances back in October, but has since calmed down. Could have been the Halloween influence. Teens are faced with so much these days. Blade, our son, has grown into such a handsome young lad. Oh, he still blows his nose on an invisible Kleenex and he still runs into a tree every now and then, but such is life. May the year 2014 bring you everything you want, and the strength to cope with everything you don’t want. Happy holidays, The Rose C. Glasses Family t
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I’m so jealous of my wife for having the “Disney on ice” tradition with the daughter. Daughter is so extra, she claims Anna and Elsa are her friends and told me this morning that they remembered her from her birthday party. boy and I did the lantern festival while they were at the arena
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She's a huge Canes fan, I think I saw a tweet someone posted of her in the stands at Pyle
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I'd imagine it's also get out before the stink from this makes it difficult to get a decent job. It's Mizzou, sure, but it is the SEC.
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I wasnt familiar with Chloe Fineman’s game. In the dance skit her body is tight, nice thigh gap and fit legs.
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20 years ago I might've skimmed over this and rolled my eyes. But after raising a Gen Z daughter I can see the differences in how young women spend their day vs young men and wholeheartedly agree with this. I have never seen my daughter pick up a controller for a Playstation or Xbox. She last played Minecraft and Roblox. Her downtime is spent on more mentally stimulating activities. It's a 180 to her male cousins. At 17-18, all the young women in her circle are already locked in on which colleges they are going to. The boys? Not so much. It is truly eye-opening, and speaks to exactly what you are talking about here. In 4-7 years these women will be emerging from higher learning and entering the workforce in droves. It's not stopping any time soon.
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I honestly had no idea who Abella Danger is, but she seems nice. The camera loves her.
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Far flung and/or remote globe trotters
Bevo&Pevo replied to Patricio Swayze's topic in Food and Travel
Solid advice on the solo female travelers. We stumbled across a YT channel called Itchy Boots. This chicka is extraordinary. First, she's tiny, like maybe 5'2" buck twenty, well educated, speaks 5-6 languages and from the Netherlands. So, yeah, she's blonde and attractive. Not the kinda of woman (as a dad) you would expect to be traveling by herself. She doesn't usually travel after darkness and will bail off a main road/route and never think twice about it. She's travelled 190,000 km or 118,000 miles, all on motobike. Fuck, the weather rain, snow, mud, desert, desolate, jungle trail, isolated, very isolated, mud road (in Africa 40+trucks stuck on it) the list goes on and on. I'd recommend, starting at Season 4 or 5, by then she had found her style of recording and gotten better with a drone. Most of her vids are about 20-25 minutes long, so they are quick watch. She covers border crossings, her accommodations (anything from someone's spare bedroom to thatch hut or....) food, getting stuck, broke down and more. Our biggest take away has been, echoing from above, how nice everyone is she encounters. The episodes of Middle East travel were especially something. I don't think she ever bought a meal. Paging @Patricio Swayze yep, she's been to Socotra, and I'd agree it would be a place to see. As our man @midtown says from above you have to get out there and learn the ropes. You can't catch fish from the couch, you have to go. There was an older gentleman in a masonic lodge I'd become good friends with who always talked about his trip to Ajijic, Mx. We did a little more research and made the decision to go. My man Fred set up a meeting another mason he knew from Mexico and the hook was set. Fantastic trip. We flew to Guadalajara rented a car and drove all over the place. Turned out my masonic connection was a national officer in the Mx Grand Lodge. He pretty much turned his house over to us, gave us places to go, people to talk to, etc. It never hurts to know a guy, right? We wound up in Manzanillo out on the coast. For the olds, it is where Bo Derek went running down the beach. That was filmed at our hotel. We didn't know it at the time, but we were "hooked" on Mexico and Central America. Spoiler! We are preparing another trip to Panama in the spring. I'm waiting on a Letter of Introduction from our Grand Lodge to the Panama Grand Lodge, so I can attend some local lodge meetings and meet some brothers who know everyone and everything about the local areas. Should be one for the books. I've digressed let's get back on track. Here's a link to Noraly's web page. One thing she doesn't say is one of the reasons she got started in this. She returned from an overseas job and found out her bf had been cheating on her. So, she sold off her stuff and took a trip to clear her head, and the rest is history. If you like any kind of travel, give her channel a watch, you might learn something. Itchy Boots -
I think we'd to see her starfish to confirm.
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Ariana is always good. And holy shit what a voice. I admire Cher is 79, but just stop. He face hardly moved during her songs, which were heavily auto-tuned and she appeared to be lip-syncing. And her dancing looked like my grandma, who died 35 years ago. Bowen was always pretty funny, I thought. Nice send-off for him.
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That's all fair. You can certainly argue--and I'd be inclined to agree--that oversaturation has taken root with every streamer and their mother releasing as much content as humanly possible over the past handful of years. So the true diamonds are few and far between with resources stretched thin and trying to find the recipe to dig in a hook in a crowded marketplace. Plus, whatever the fuck has been going on at HBO and others these days with mergers and ownership changes isn't the best atmosphere to foster brilliance, with little appetite for patience or letting shows breath. I'd still say the average quality of show today is higher than 10-20 years ago.
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Haha. I just found out that the woman who bodyslams her at the bar is a friend of mine. Now she's getting hit up by promoters and her personal TikTok page is blowing up with over a million views. Fucking internet, man. This is an unlikely celebrity.
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my ex was off a lesbian divorce, talked about us a having a third. she wants to move back in current fling (24ish) told me she wants a 'mom' to punish and spank her, often. i'm guessing that leads to lesbian sex. i also took that as a cue to give her a firm spanking back to important shit ... i'm a super stroke flatso guy since day 1. 2.0 would be perfect for one of my newport2's. love the 3.0 on my scotty phantom
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2025-26 Houston Rockets Thread - Back to Contention?
ztejas replied to BigOrange1's topic in Basketball
Amen just can't play point guard. There may be a rotation that works to paper over that but I'd start looking at the PG market. -
I've been a bit simplistic in some of my responses because I didn't have the time to give this 5,000+ words when shit needed doin over the weekend. What I and Dahobbs and others have been pretty clear about though, I think, is that we are willing to believe that some young white men have been discriminated against by silly employment policies, but that it isn't a real widespread issue. There's reams of data backing up the fact that it isn't really a widespread issue. It's certainly not as severe an issue as Republicans pretend it is. That means that many, and I believe most, young white men who believe they've been discriminated against are wrong in that belief. Now I can empathize with why they wrongly think that. I grew up in a conservative family surrounded by conservative families. I remember the whispered racial grievances of the 90s and 2000s. We were all too good and too respectable to be racist; that was for white trash. But my mom and tons of friends' parents would talk about how it wasn't fair that underperforming black kids were taking our spots in college and that reverse racism was the only real racism left in America. It's easy to start believing that shit and if you start believing it might be true you'll start spotting things that you think reinforce it as you progress through life, because the world is a big place with a lot of people in it and many of those people make mistakes and some of those people are just shitty people who do bad things. I was a shitty student from a middle class home at a very diverse high school full of high-achieving minority students. I absolutely could've gone down that path. I like to think I'm smart enough that I never would've fallen for it, but if I had been born ten years later and Trump was mainstreaming unapologetic racism again at the time I was becoming an adult and politically aware, I could see an alternate timeline where a version of 19-year-old me bought into the racial grievances. I think about that alternate me and I wonder: would it help turn him away from that path to have a liberal tell him that those peddling the racism were right about him being screwed over to help some dumber black kid or whatever? Fucking of course not. "Even the liberal [centrist pundit] agrees with us that the left has gone too far" is some of the most effective conservative rhetoric. The idea that reinforcing that rhetoric would result in liberal political gains is insane. Of the white boys and young men who've bought into these false racial grievances, some are undoubtedly open to persuasion. Those who are a little smarter than most of the others, those who have some liberal friends, those who stumble onto a lefty podcast that starts to make sense to them, etc. But persuading all those young white men requires convincing them that their racial grievances are mistaken. And for the very select few who might've been unlucky enough to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and actually did get shafted for being white, we can say "shit man, that sucks and shouldn't have happened, but you can't let that experience poison you." Using me as an example again, my dad died from medical malpractice when I was a teenager. That experience has undoubtedly impacted how I feel about our healthcare system. If that had happened now to alternate me, with frauds peddling woo healthcare bullshit from the White House, I could see him buying into it. But I didn't buy into it, even though I was pretty familiar with all of that woo bullshit 20 years ago, because I wasn't surrounded by people saying "well you know RFK Jr. is right that there are a lot of problems with the healthcare system!" It was still the type of thing only kooks bought into and that helped me look at their bullshit critically. If we were talking about healthcare rather than discrimination, Bozo's proposal to reach me would've meant indulging my worst feelings and most wrong beliefs. It would've meant telling me something like "you're right to be angry, they killed your dad for money." But that's not what happened; what happened was that a doctor who was by most accounts a good doctor made a horrible mistake, because he's a person and people make mistakes. I'm very glad Bozo wasn't there to tell me comforting lies when I was at my worst; I'd be a worse person today if he had.
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Well he’s probably asleep and she’s posting fish mouth pictures on her snap
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Erika Kirk is not going to have much staying power imo. Some closeted white dude in TP USA will quietly elbow her aside when her mourning tour is complete
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I'd really like to hear your solution. Empathize and then.... what? Let's say for a second the problem isn't discrimination against white men. Let's just assume the problem is that a person of lesser ability is angry because their lot in life sucks, and it sucks because our society does a poor job of providing for those with lesser abilities. Do we have to cater to their fantasies that white people are being discriminated against? Or can we try and address the problem of society doing a sucky job of providing for everyone?
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I'd drink more than that if I had to spend my days in college station....
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And we've learned here that if you believe it to be true due to your personal anecdote then we all need to take you seriously. If it helps, I'm not white and I would respond to the essay author with "tough shit, life isn't fair." Just like my mom dealt with being discriminated against her entire life as a Latina.
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I don't give a flying fuck what Mary Trump or Adam Kinzinger or John Bolton or Anthony Scaramucci have to say about Trump. Especially Mary Trump. By her own admission, she was never particularly close to him. Until current rank and file Republicans stand up to him, none of this matters.
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We're one back the Jags. They play Indianapolis in Indiana. Toughest opponent remaining. One foot and a butt
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