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  1. #7 is trying to get a highlight reel for a NIL deal. She hit an early 3 and it went to her head.
  2. I’m turning 56 in March and need to get myself back in shape. Not terribly out of shape but work and life have taken their toll the last two years. I’m in for push ups and body squats and possibly the bike miles on the peloton, at least to start. I’m not sure I’ll be able to keep up with the bike miles as I travel a lot. Daughters (no pics assholes) is a freshman in college and wants me to do a running challenge with her so I’m going to try to do that with her too. Guess I’ll either kill myself getting back in shape or die trying or fail spectacularly, lol. Add me to the spreadsheet please Celery.
  3. I have a feeling @blacklab brother in law is somehow related to my mother in law because she ALWAYS has to give commentary on everything she sees on TV. Watching football with her is absolutely brutal but movies are even worse. You know how movies used to be released on DVD with a commentary track? That's basically what it's like watching a movie with her. We watched some murder mystery last night with Daniel Craig. Don't ask me what it was about because all I could hear was her yapping.
  4. She ended up marrying one of her dad’s assistant coaches and having a kid. I might be wrong about the order.
  5. This thread really wants me to. You're a naughty one Saucy Jack You're a haughty one Saucy Jack When the streetlamp gaslight flickers and fails Then you see the last light glinting off the entrails Oh naughty naughty naughty You're a sneaky one Saucy Jack You're a cheeky one Saucy Jack First the whore says "Guv'nor fancy a squeeze?" Next you will be shov'in her down the hole to Hades Oh naughty naughty naughty The scourge of London Town (The scourge of London Town) There'll be no rest till You are a guest of The Crown Naughty naughty naughty You're a ghoulish one Saucy Jack Not a foolish one Saucy Jack Though the peelers track you early and latе Slipping out the back you counter with a checkmatе, nicole
  6. You also could have just posted that prompt question as a thread on here, and people would have given you their suggestions. I've been waiting for the right thread to post this amazing song and performance. She's talking about her relationship with Ryan Adams when she was younger. She's a great lyricist, and I love her phrasings.
  7. I’m pretty fortunate. My folks voted Trump in 2016, but switched by 2020 and are now firm never-GOPers at this point. So it never got to the point of cutting them out of my life. It’s amazing what happens when people snap out of it. Just yesterday, my mom mentioned that she watched a documentary about Reagan (whom she voted for twice) and his policies, and it made her realize that she hates his ass, too. That was a nice little belated Christmas present.
  8. To be fair, he got handed the keys to a Cadillac by Meyer so he was the butt of a lot of born on third base jokes, and tOSU fans still wanted his head after the Michigan loss before last year's Playoff title run. If anything bringing up Day is an argument in Sark's favor - Sark had a higher initial degree of difficulty, the same issue with having a bogey team, and the same concept that if you hang around the rim enough you'll eventually score.
  9. RPM replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    So Ainsley is planning her reception across the street from me?
  10. My point is that Sark got WM to control defense - greatness after all the work PK did - next level WM. I think we are hindered by Flood at this point and Sark needs to break that, friendship or not. We have 4+ years of evidence that he is no longer elite on recruiting talent or developing them as we need for a championship. 3* projects aren't going to get us a title. That's just a fact. The reason after having 4 years for Flood to get a next OL in place is disturbing. Most likely Arch's final year - that means a new QB after him. And we don't after 4 years of Flood have a plan... Yes, we will portal hard on things but Flood is an issue on this. Our Ol should have been better period. Shouldn't take half a season to figure it out. I love my Longhorns - under and grad there and suffered through some bad time while in school (football). I just think Flood should be upgraded and I think history shows why for that salary. I'd have fired him 3rd year tbh.
  11. Do you by any chance still have your personal statement (essay)? I'd love to read it. Eons ago I went to med school & we had to write those too. I distinctly remember mine being unimpressive.
  12. Id suck off a camel in a parking lot if it meant i could plow that milf and her beef rib
  13. I took the Amtrak from Oceanside to LA this morning. NIce ride. I'd like to do that ABQ trip sometime, and fly back.
  14. Probably not something any teenager needs to be told -- they tend to be naturals. But a church is as good, or bad, a place to do that as a youngster can probably find anyway. I suspect there's plenty of feel-good and fervor at that church, and it probably seemed benign when they were still dating. It's always part of the appeal. The big questions are how it affects her down the road and what she learns from it. I'd have to say that right now, it seems to be keeping her unsettled, but separating faith from lovesickness is the hard part. College should probably help her find some equilibrium, and frankly, I'd rather have a breakup ruin her senior year than her first year away.
  15. Hey, y'all, Crockett posts dumbass shit in CR, but that's CR. This is the football board, and I'd like to think we're reasonably welcoming. Or is he doing the same thing here? Amazingly, I'v seen all four losses but neither of our wins. Damn.
  16. The beginning was terrible. When we started watching I told my wife, "Its a PTA movie so get ready for some completely unnecessary, weird sexual shit that will be completely inappropriate if the kids walk in the room." 5 minutes later Penn is getting pegged or his ass eaten. Perfidia is a fucking awful character. It's probably a testament to the writers or her acting ability that I hated her so much I was hoping she would take one center mass every time she was on screen.
  17. Man. That sounds awful. Why is she worried about religion at that age? I would tell her to go be a young adult and make some bad decisions.
  18. I really like Caleb Hawkins. Reminds me a lot of Johnathon Brooks. Don't know that he's planning to leave NT, but I'd be highly gruntled with him as one of our RB pickups.
  19. Not sure if many posters give much of a shit about this game. I'd imagine more are paying attention to the North Texas one and waiting on Houston/LSU to get started.
  20. Now I'm curious. But there's no photo of her . . .
  21. GT did everything to put themselves in position to win the game then decided it was time to pull down their trousers and shit all over the field. What a terrible series of 4 plays. Call and execution was bad and if they had called a TO earlier they would have had a lot more play selection available. Just... shit last series. I'd be livid were I an actual GT fan and as a Tshirt underdog fan for this season I absolutely am tweaked.
  22. Some good choices there. I'd also recommend Peche, Butcher, Saint John, and High Hat is a good local diner. For drinks, we usually always go to Cure, Jewel of the South, Val's is a good tequila/mezcal bar. A lot of times we hit St Vincent Hotel bar, Bayou Bar. A new one (for us) we dicovered this time was The Bower. Enjoy!
  23. It's almost as if in other countries they don't want you arguing with the person who spent over a decade schooling and training to practice medicine because you saw some woman having the time of her life on a bike in a park with her kids while the side effects of her herpes medication get rattled off.
  24. you're like a woman who gets mad when her husband is happy if you don't want to watch don't watch allow us college football fans to enjoy what we love
  25. Yeah I'd get him a Roku stick or some such and create a log in for him and set up FanDuel on his TV. If you have cable he can probably just use your login or maybe y'all can share? Not saying he's a charity case but you could also just reach out to the org through direct channels or social media - assuming they don't have too many "elderly uncles" needing TV service 😉
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