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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
SydneyCarton replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Yeah. And how's their bust rate, and who have they lost to the portal? I don't know, but I'd have a hard time ANYONE has done better at retention/development than Texas has at this point. -
All the intercessional prayer bullshit is just that: bullshit. I prayed for my kid to survive, and he did. You prayed for your kid to survive, and she was swept away to her death. I guess I’m a better pray-er than you. Or God loves me more than you. Or god works in mysterious ways. Or any number of utter fucking cop outs. If god decided to “call all these kids home,” fuck your god. I choose anyone who fights against such a “god,” so “team Satan” for me. If god says “Brisket’s prayer was better, so his kid lives, but you didn’t have enough prayer warriors on your side, so your kid dies,” fuck that god all the way to hell. The “god” created by modern Christianity is a genuinely evil construct, and the world’s greatest enabler of human evil.
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Do We Have a Christ Followers Thread?
Planet Houston replied to ernest_t_bass's topic in Daily Texan
Or…no eternal being has his/her finger on the scale, and we have the ability to be good and moral people (while recognizing we all sin and nobody is perfect) without an invisible judge to decide whether we are good enough through “grace”. -
Here I go with my "only by photo" initial thoughts: Adrian - dumbass Amy - high maintenance broad who sucks at everything Ashley - she is going to hate Katherine Ava - I mean come on....will be first to cry at introductions about how she loves everyone already and probably will self eliminate because someone will eat a burger in front of her Cliffton Will - Bruh....would've dominated 20 years ago....not even gonna be able to win a physical challenge Zae - is gay and sells solar panels door to door Jimmy - is also gay Katherine - oh the chick who thinks her shit don't stink Keanu - this dude is gonna go beast mode and probably be annoying as fuck with some dumbass saying he will say over and over again the whole season ( I will pick him to win it all ) Kelley - probably the smartest one there, but have zero other good qualities for this game so she will suck Lauren - gonna try and ride Zae's coattails all game Mickey - Will throw people under the bus left and right and probably get far doing it Morgan - gonna want to hook up with Keanu Rylie - we found the moron dude of the season Vince - oh this motherfucker is gonna be a super douche who teams up with Keanu and they will look like the Temu Josh and Paul Zach - yeah all the chicks are gonna be wanting this dude. Mystery person - Probably wack ass Frankie who needs to be booted week 1
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How thick are those carbon steel griddles? I've considered this for a while. If those c/s griddles are too thin, I'd be concerned with their warping when spanned across two, bridged burners on an induction cooktop. And as for rust prevention, I figured it was about the same as cast iron inasmuch as I treat my C/S pans the same I do as my cast iron and don't have any issues with either really. The cast iron is probably quite a bit cheaper. As for no lips, I feel like that would just make it easier to get a spatula in there, and it's not like I'm playing air hockey on it. There's going to be grease splatter either way. I'd definitely put an appropriately sized sil-pat mat under it in any event. And a little grease splatter is nothing to clean up on an induction cooktop anyway. Still shopping myself. So no real world experience. edit: Looks like the one marketed by Made In is 4mm thick. So probably good against warping and can be used to bludgeon your enemies too, which is the mark of any good cookware.
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If there's a next time I'll have to remember to order it without mayo. However, the bun seemed under-baked and I'm not a fan of shredded lettuce on a burger. Also the cheese needed a lot more melt. InnOut's about 25 minutes from my house but I think I'd go there before hitting Culver's again even though it's 5 minutes away.
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I agree. I have been an atheist since grade school and am also dealing with a terminal cancer diagnosis. You get A LOT of people telling you that they are praying for you. I always just thank them and continue on because I know that's just their way of lending support. In one of the more memorable instances I was on the waitlist for a surgery while admitted to the hospital. I had spent a day in pain and a spot was finally open at like 2am. The next day the nurse that had cared for me the previous day told me he prayed for me that night that I'd be able to get the surgery quickly and relieve the pain. The thoughtfulness and empathy impacted me greatly even though I have no belief of that prayer doing anything.
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100% this. My daughter is 18 and about to start her freshman year in college, the same age as the two Mystic counselors from that cabin. This hits hard and I don't have any degrees of separation connection to any of them. It's still gut wrenching.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
TwiceHorn replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
I'd go right ahead with the Cleveland Steamer. Maybe even a Hot Karl. -
Man I don’t understand it. BIL died last weekend. Sis retired and (he has been retired for awhile. Getting ready to move back to Texas so he could help one of his sisters with her dementia. Feels bad on Saturday and goes to ER. Surgery scheduled for Mon. Doc says nothing we can do after surgery. He stays in hospital for 1.5 weeks and goes to hospice on Saturday and passes away few hours later. Very rare and aggressive says doc.
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Not able to do anything else, I'd reckon.
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Epstein files update (there are no Epstein files)
Hank Kingsley replied to Gil Bang's topic in Cloak Room
If I had to bet on it, I'd agree with you. MAGA doesn't care for normal politics. Tariffs, Middle East, the Big Beautiful Bill, etc....they are happy to cede those decisions to Trump. But Epstein/pedophilia is wheelhouse culture war red meat for the right. And he just gave all of them the middle finger. -
There's also the people on medicare who later have to go on medicaid because they need to go to a nursing home or similar, and medicaid is what pays for that. I have no idea what will happen to those people. A good friend just put her father in a nursing home that accepts medicaid...I expect if he's still alive when these changes go into effect he'll either become homeless or live with her in her smallish apartment.
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I wanted to like it. but it was tough. Nile got ass and Quynh ( veronica ngo ) hella fine tho But yeah, that CT haircut was bad bad. Was making her show her age
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Why would they want Bondi gone? Assuming they're right and there was a conspiracy, pretty clear the calls are being made above her head.
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Thanks. I have my receipt and trust I filled things out properly, that being said, that's a janky looking website and I'd love a list we can compare against to make sure nothing was lost in between. Yes, I know you're not Bob Lives, just talking out loud.
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Sorry Nicole. She lived in our neighborhood and there's a chance my wife knows your cousin from her school.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Js1 replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
Doubt it. Not to distract from Elon getting cucked by Trump, but she had the most favorable environment for a Republican Senate candidate in 30 years and couldn't win. The GOP was *this close* to flipping Biden's seat with a better candidate. She wouldn't win today - unless she carpet bagged to Texas and let Elon turkey baste his seed into her. -
Epstein files update (there are no Epstein files)
Gatorubet replied to Gil Bang's topic in Cloak Room
I think he would get rid of an old white man, but as long as he has a glimmer of a hope of banging her, I doubt he’ll fire her. -
Well, she should’ve figured out the situation when you put her on the ice flow.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Aqua Buddha replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
Arky Trumper guy hates illegal immigrants. Marries an illegal immigrant. Now is immigrating to Ecuador because they're kicking her out. Undefeated: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/08/us/trump-illegal-immigration-raids-arkansas.html?unlocked_article_code=1.U08.6yG4.eawJKWuik5qq&fbclid=IwY2xjawLaDelleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETE4TW16WHVXRFlkanhQUGs2AR4BX9LOLUje79_0XOwBlsJTtj_-HNLjisRwFoVE7QlqcV9W_7jkCxCGu0dpAQ_aem_WxspO7vOdHVB-x3qdkWFqQ -
Epstein files update (there are no Epstein files)
Gatorubet replied to Gil Bang's topic in Cloak Room
I don’t think he’ll replace her - because someone who has no idea what they’re doing and who will do whatever he says is exactly what he wants. -
Epstein files update (there are no Epstein files)
gernblansten replied to Gil Bang's topic in Cloak Room
I would be surprised. I just don't see Bondi going anywhere. "No one" will give a shit about her handling of Epstein a week or two from now. -
I went in to my daughter's room this morning to take her to brush her teeth. She was playing on the floor, hopped up and gave me a big hug and told me she wasn't surprised because she heard my footsteps coming. And then she asked why I was sad, "why is your face like this? ☹️". She's 4, she's at an age where I'm not trying to hide things from her but I'm never sure how much to try and explain, but I decided to tell her about how there was a big flood in Texas and a lot of people got hurt, and a lot of the people who got hurt were kids and little girls like her. And I was happy because I love her so much but I was sad because I would be so sad if anything ever happened to her and there are other daddies out there right now who are that kind of sad. And she reassured me that she was OK, and then she said that she would be sad if something happened to her friends, and I talked about how there are little girls who are sad for their friends right now. But that it's good to love people that much to be that sad. And then we brushed teeth. I'd fucking die. I can't imagine. We were at the beach weekend before last and I was walking around with her holding a bucket, looking for shells. She was making a princess tower and we needed shells. A 60-70 year old guys was walking down the beach, and he and I made eye contact for a second as he was passing and he just kinda waved, and it was little moment. I can't describe the look on his face or his posture or whatever, maybe I was just in that moment realizing that I was on the flip side of one of the handful of days I experienced as a small child that then make up your entire "going to the beach as a kid" core set of memories, but it was like the guy was waving to his own memory.
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Epstein files update (there are no Epstein files)
HenryJames replied to Gil Bang's topic in Cloak Room
Her replacement will be worse.
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