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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Tuco replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
Jesus, that reads like Karoline called in the hit on a custody issue involving her brother. I mean, maybe it's not, but there would be zero safeguards to prevent it and Karoline seems just like that kind of bitch. -
Once upon a time, I apparently offended some person with my driving. She pulled up next to me and was screaming out her window at me. I rolled my window down briefly. She continued screaming at me. I looked at her briefly, looked back ahead, and rolled up my window. In my peripheral vision, I saw her go ape-shit at my nonresponse/ignoring her. I don't know that that's exactly what we're doing here. But if we are just ignoring him, no matter the reason, as long as it's perceived as a slap in the face, I'm good with it.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
mdmost replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
You're all going to feel really silly next year when beating Ohio State in Austin while losing on the road to Tennessee and aggy helps us make the playoff. The Georgia loss put us well behind all the others. If we had kept it close, we don't fall that much and beating aggy would make things still possible. We lost to a playoff team badly. That's what is hurting us and not losing to Ohio State back in September which didn't hurt our chances until we then lost to a bad Florida team. And even through all of that, we never looked like a team that should make the playoff. If we had destroyed Vandy and barely lost to Georgia we would not have fallen so far. What I'd like to see if us blow aggy the fuck out and then see where the committee ranks us. -
I think it depends on where you are at and the chartering organization. Girls have already made up nearly half (and growing) of the claimed number of Mormon kids who were pulled out in 2020, and COVID had a larger impact overall than them leaving. We know of a lot of Mormon, err LDS outside of Utah who stayed in Scouting so for all of the LDS threats, I'm not sure they were able to pull out as many as they claimed they were as well. Now I have seen it here in Austin - one of the nearby packs and troops was chartered through a conservative church and they made it clear girls were not welcome back when it was opened up to girls (we were looking for a Cub Scout pack with girls as well and they made it clear girls had no place there). Whether they've changed that stance or not, I don't know since we never hear of those units, other than when they have kids transfer to our units. It's been 7-8 years since it started happening (LBGTQ stuff and girls being added) so I'd imagine that those parents for which it was an issue have either bailed on scouting or made their peace and stuck it out (and are on their way to aging out anyways). Same. Being Austin, we will obviously trend more a certain way, but we have plenty of dads who are Good Ole Boys and you're not sure where they stand, and that's good that they keep political things out of it. Same (and I'm in the same leadership boat as you). And those times when politics have come up, it was less about a certain party, and more about a certain policy that affected us directly (earlier this year there was a lot of discussion about DOGE and getting rid of national parks). I will say this though, with the older kids, just by virtue of the merit badges involved with making Eagle Scout (and many in our troop aspire to that), those kids are a lot more engaged in terms of knowing what the politicians are doing that helps or hurts them, and how the political processes work, and they are pretty vocal about things. They watched DOGE and the White House trying to fuck up our National Park system, and today some of them have been discussing Whisky Pete's threats on a group discussion (they have plans for the National Jamboree). Republicans ain't helping themselves with a lot of kids coming out of Scouting.
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if you want the best chance to get into the tournament on average yes. I would submit that I'd like our coach/OC/QB whisperer to have an actual real OL coach and build a real OL and make sure our 3 year in the program 5 star QB is ready to go.
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Yes, they were wearing AVW on the serve and she was struggling. Lead to bad passing, out of system, very predictable sets to her which ended up being blocks most of the time. It’s a weak rotation this year.
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Lots of youth out there against a veteran team, so I'm not shocked with a loss. Really disappointed in how it unfolded, of course, but Kentucky's depth stepped up. So let's learn from it and move on. I'd much rather it happen tonight vs. Kentucky than vs. aggy last night.
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It would be funny if some new Wendy's food accidentally killed her or something. Need more Mike in the next season. The daughter and his interactions were cute. She supported him, no matter how crazy things got. You know how kids can be like that and think the world of their parents before that trust is used up or shattered. One thing this show did really well was making an odd cast of characters and using people that play small roles. There were so many random encounters with people we never see again, but they add to the mystery and keep you guessing because some of them do come back. It also builds that small town feeling of oddballs. I enjoyed all the random encounters, never knowing if any of them would amount to anything. I never thought after the first episode that the guy who unbuttoned his shirt to run away would be seen again, but now they are best friends. I figure the next big mystery could involve his former employer. That way they could bring back LDP, Douglas, etc and work some angle there. Maybe the changes to the plans went poorly and the mall never got finished. Maybe Ron keeps trying to find another way to expose the Tecca conspiracy. Plenty to work with.
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Would've liked to see Lauenstein come in for Abby when she is struggling. Or use her in the double sub instead of Devin. Devin just can't put the ball down.
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I’m still here. Went to the Arkansas game with my Son. Last 4-6 weeks have been a blur, as I sold my house and moved into an apartment. I’ve checked on Surly just about daily, just haven’t hardly posted anything but likes to posts. Drove to ABQ to see my Mother today and spend Thanksgiving with her. Hook’em!!!
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Keep feeding her. And build a wall.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Brian Fantana replied to GreenspointTexas's topic in Football
Yeah I've met quite a few as well and you're not wrong. I'd describe most of them as forceful personalities, direct, etc. -
Well family through marriage access, and Im divorced. Great ass that one. and then not getting back into her dripping spring either
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I'd have gone past Webelos if most of these were on the menu.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Bookman replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't." See, 'cause of the echo. -
And her big smile!
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I mean, the overall vibe, hell yeah The upside down bridge on a J45 style guitar also looks like the right kind of rude to go with an all black guitar. mustache bridge works well too. My reservations on that guitar would be.... what exactly is it? EC? Concert depth dreadnought? I'm not sure exactly what that means but it sounds like it might be dreadnought (or presumably, Gibson Jumbo) shaped but thinner front to back. Which is cool but I'd want to play it and understand the volume, unless I'm going to use it plugged in. If you are using it on stage that might actually be really cool and comfortable, especially if you like the baggs pickup. But I'd check to make sure i understand the size, and also maybe play a Gibson or two if you're used to Martin acoustic scale lengths. I feel like you specifically are a Taylor guy? Can't remember their scale.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
blutow replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
Even with the shitty Florida loss, I think we'd have a decent shot of getting in with the 3 losses if we had looked like a good/consistent team most of the year. We've looked really, really sloppy in a lot of our games. That gives the committee an out while still saying they didn't ding us for the OSU loss. Completely shitting the bed in the 2nd half of the GA game with the whole world watching is too recent to forget. Assuming a convincing win on Friday, I think it will come down to how strong the recency bias is and how much people forget the ugly earlier games. And we'll still need some help in front of us. But I'm hopeful the committee is basically going to ignore the OSU loss and compare us to the other 2 loss teams. If they do, we'll look pretty good from the standpoint of who we beat (including head to head with OU and Vandy). It's a long shot any way you look at it, but I'd love to see the world go nuts if they put us in with 3 losses. Just win on Friday and then let the lobbying begin. -
But, I mean....she gets to keep her "Alabama Teacher of the Year" title, and deservedly so.
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I mean, that gal sounded exactly like the measured, sane, rational MAGA types we all know and love. But I quibble very, very strongly with one thing. She said Gretchen Whitmer has an ugly butt. I strongly disagree. From what I can tell, she has a lovely and tasteful age-appropriate tuchus. So, that was just uncalled for.
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Does anyone have fridge space for 6 briskets and 6 pork butts Wednesday and Thursday? I'm thinking we are gonna have to kill that and go with something else or cook them the same day hot and fast which will be kinda shitty.
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Well, she was born in New Jersey, so I think her nationality is American.
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Her husband is an assistant with Angel City FC. They have a very young child so I wonder if he’ll be part of the program to give up his role with Angel City.
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I haven't really been feeling this season and am way behind and just watched this episode. Maybe I'm not watching that closely but between the two I was rooting for Shannon. Her hippy-dippy jesus stuff was annoying but ultimately she seemed harmless and I don't remember her doing anything to warrant so much hatred from Sage. Maybe I just missed something. Yeah, that too.
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I don’t care what her nationality is….if she’s a good coach and good for UT.
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