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  1. If we want to make that an official thing with all due process protections associated with it, I'd be perfectly fine with it too. But it isn't just 48 hours. And never has been. It is whatever time frame they want, however many times they want it. Just because it has been done in the past doesn't mean it was ever proper. It is a dangerous process without any procedural safeguards. When people are being detained for months at a time based upon these hold requests, you're god damn right I'm going to sound an alarm bell. There is a simple, established procedure for someone to be legally held pending deportation. It provides some level of assurance that the government has sufficient information to justify the detention, striking that constitutional balance between protecting rights and the concerns of the state Why don't we make the government follow that rather than let it do whatever the fuck it wants because it is easier?
  2. Not sure which thread is the best for this, but this is un-fucking-real. Not only did this dipshit MAGA girl, who clearly wrote a god awful paper that the world got to see, get her grade changed the TA also was relieved of her teaching duties. I legitimately thought even OU would do better than this.
  3. Took my wife to her Dr. appointment. It was scheduled for 4:30 but they said we had to be there by 4:00. We got there at 3:45 and didn't see the doctor till 6:00.
  4. @Nicole44 got her threads confused.
  5. Virginia recently beat these guys by 24. that is the min I'd be looking for. the zone has us flummoxed and MDES has made some ridiculous 3's.
  6. You are entitled to your opinion but it would make no sense to change much on Lockjaw. You and I will always remember this character. He had multiple scenes that crushed. His motivation was to get membership in the Christmas Adventurers Club (serious business and funny and ironic). He also sought to locate and kill any progeny with his rebel sidepiece. He ordered agents to shut down a prom a roughly interrogate kids to locate her. And so it goes. His scenes were well executed and he developed an outstanding character. He’ll get nominated for an oscar. He had multiple classic scenes where he tried to act like a person, a real general, a real white nationalist in-crowd, a masculine military man. What we’re gonna make Lockjaw a real guy in this movie? It wouldnt even be close to the same movie. My comp of Dr Strangelove makes sense partly because PTA love Kubrick. And partly because it shows how a modern satire can work
  7. UltraDisc One Step vinyls of a couple of her favorite albums which shall go unnamed lest this thread breakdown into an insufferable mess like most of the threads in the Music forum.
  8. Ooooh MoFi is good stuff. What'd you get (her)?
  9. Now that I think about it, he isn't a true incel because he blew a chance. In college he had a girl that was into big dudes (like slept with multiple OL at his school, into big dudes) that was DTF, but he scared her away trying to turn her honest. Never even got to 2nd base. My wife was mentioning how far behind he is now and how his woes compound. She mentioned it would be hard for a 30+ year old to date him because he wouldn't know how to do anything in a relationship. He hasn't been through his years of figuring out how to fuck a woman. He hasn't learned how this finger works there, or how tongues go in that motion, or how angles matter. He never had his 18-year-old just mashing it incorrectly phase. Outside of the bedroom, she imagines he'd be a stage five clinger who would be desperate as hell to lock a gf down and would be jealous of everything. Basically, all the mistakes we made at 16, he'd have to do now.
  10. Where did you get that he didn't read the piece? He literally talked about it in some detail, including a discussion of the publication. What counter-factual scenario are you referring to? He gave a personal example, and I thought you were all about not dismissing personal experience? It seems pretty clear you didn't actually read his posts. I'd call you a hypocrite, but I don't think the word is sufficient at this point. You owe him an apology. We'll see if you're man enough to do it. Here is his first post in the thread for reference:
  11. She's part of the top league in French basketball, so the learning curve might not be too steep, but the biggest question is of course, acclimating to your new coach's system. Vic could never, because there's no way someone coming in midseason would meet his conditioning requirements or understand his defensive system. Her mom played at CU and in the WNBA (Cleveland Rockers) when the league started. This is probably for more late-season depth than an immediate impact. Dauda and Tac got recruited over.
  12. I'd keep them separate just because of the radically different heat levels. Step your way into the amount of chipotle and (especially) cayenne and take notes on the final blend. After that, I see no reason not to make your own personal pepper blend, but those heat levels can vary from plant to plant and even pepper to pepper. I have never seen any rationale for staging the addition of peppers throughout the cook (like cumin as you alluded).
  13. You have to get them accepted to school, clear the NCAA clearinghouse and all of that, but yes. There's also no guarantee she will be anything more than depth or a practice body, depending on how long it takes her to pick up Staley's system, her conditioning, balancing school and ball, etc. Most schools who do this specifically target midseason (between semesters) - you can't enroll a foreign player in like, February.
  14. Wow. With as basic and common of a use case that is and with literally hundreds of companies doing this succesfully, I'm not sure I'd want to publicly admit this or go on record to let the world know I'm incompetent.
  15. Todd Blanche said that they moved Ghislaine Maxwell to a country club where she gets to play with puppies and has her own chef, because she was receiving death threats. Uh fucking huh. Is that how that works? When a convicted child rapist and sex trafficker receives threats in prison, are they typically reassigned to a country club? I can't believe it took them four months or whatever and that's the best they could make up.
  16. Duh. He sits when he pees.
  17. I read earlier last week that there's talks of the Bears moving to the Indiana side. No idea if that will happen, though. I'd guess no.
  18. I annoy a kansan I know by pointing out her home state's biggest city is in Missouri /csb
  19. NY Giants organization is a cesspool though. Not sure I'd want that job. But if Freeman has NFL aspirations, I guess you take it and show them what you got. They have some good pieces on offense, although all of them seem to be injured. I'm curious what the pay will be compared to ND
  20. my Sadie sort of did the same thing about 10 years ago when I visited my brother.. his lab didnt really care about chasing the ducks... but loved walking up to the pond and sit and watch them. my idiot Sadie loved chasing my brothers lab, and that worked great when Maddie was retrieving a ball... Sadie never retrieved a damn thing her whole life... so he Maddie her off leash. I did as well... and my idiot ran after Maddie... and blew right past her when she saw the geese and ducks in the small pond.... got soaked... swam after them for like a minute... the ducks of course were hauling ass to the other side of the pond I was yelling but She DGAF.... and she realized that she wouldnt catch them... so she turned around and i had to haul her ass out of the water because there wasnt a shoreline, just a dock... got soaked, she immediatley shaked, got more soaked... and we went back to his place to give her dumbass a bath. lesson learned... dont let a lab near ducks.
  21. Js1

    Texas Women's Soccer

    Another hire: AUSTIN, Texas — University of Texas head coach Margueritte Bates announced the hiring of assistant coach Courtney Drummond on Thursday. Drummond comes to The Forty Acres after spending the past four seasons at Wake Forest, where she helped the Demon Deacons reach new heights. Wake Forest finished the 2023 regular season with a program-record two losses before reaching its second College Cup and first-ever national championship game in 2024. "I had hoped for years for an opportunity to work on a staff with Courtney," Bates said. "She brings a tactical acuity to the field that is savvy and honed by international experience. Her passion is individual player development and her commitment to that area is unmatched. Her impact on our student-athletes, staff and program will be immediate and exceedingly positive. I can't wait to get started with Courtney!"
  22. Feel like this clip is a perfect microcosm for what's going on in the world. Connie Chung ringing the alarm bells, while her POS husband Maury Povich tries to downplay and normalize it. This interview was almost 3 weeks ago.
  23. Miz Long asked "How does he pee? He not only can't see his dick, he can't even touch it."
  24. I'd take Alan Jagson over DeAndre Moore, which makes him the third best high school WR recruit of the Steve Sarkisian era.
  25. I'll give her this, Cher's second song was much less autotune. She's out there at 79. At least she hasn't gone full Dick Clark.
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