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  1. Ain't no damn way that fine ass Stefania was falling for doofy Robert. The episode where she tried to seduce him and he turned her down...least believable plotline in the history of television. Plus having Ritchie Apriel as a father....scary.
  2. Fuck Kenfucky and their skinhead coach. Why is the camera always on him and that fugly Hudson? She looks like a fucking crow. Texas just blew that. And, of course Texas got screwed by the ref's in the 5th. That overturn was BS. It clearly hit her finger and the finger moved back. That serve where Bunton tried to knock the ball back to Texas changed the whole match.
  3. the two groups in front me, ordered 6 cases of cold sausage between them. the two guys in front of me ordered 12 hot links each, on top of a case each . impressive there was an older lady behind me, on oxygen and i let her go in front of me. she ordered $150 of ribs to go. 🔥🔥🔥
  4. Overranked: 5 Texas Tech - abysmal SoS. It's seriously G5 tier. I just don't see how anyone could possibly rank them above Oregon. They could probably fall 3-4 spots with no complaints. 8 Oklahoma - feels like the committee just swapped them and Bama due to h2h. But the truth is that Bama has a top 10 SOS and I don't think h2h overcomes that. I'd swap them back. 13 Utah - poor SOS with two losses to boot 18 Virginia - not sure what the committee is even doing here. My poll predictor has them at 28. There's no redeeming stats or qualities that might make them a hidden gem. 21-25 Feels like the committee gives up once they reach this point. Tulane is somewhat justifiable as they have a tough schedule for a G5 (it's tougher than Tech's and comparable to Utah). I don't understand leaving off Washington, Mizzou, Iowa, Illinois, LSU for these teams except they want to avoid a B1G/SEC bias but the reality is what it is this year. I'd have North Texas over Tulane for now, but I suppose that'll work itself out. Finally, 1 Ohio State - I completely understand why they are here, but no one is pointing these things out, so I feel I must. This must be the easiest P2 schedule and if it weren't for Tech, it'd arguably be the easiest P4 schedule. How they managed to do this in the B1G with Texas non-conf is wild. Replace Texas with a rust belt directional school and it's actually worse then Tech's schedule. I haven't seen this mentioned anywhere despite people complaining about Indiana and aggy getting an easy ride.
  5. I'll admit that her radio voice has taken me a while to get used to.
  6. Noem would have to pay him. Otherwise, nothing in it for him. He can and would just throw her under the bus.
  7. Js1

    Texas Women's Soccer

    Good recruiter and ties Runs a good offense (god please, Kelly runs the most stale, passive shit) I’d say her only knock is outside of year 1, she hasn’t had major postseason success (got majorly upset in 2023 as a 1 seed to UCI in round 1, lost in the second round in 2024 as a 2 seed to 7 VT, lost in the second round in PKs as a 4 seed to 5 BYU) Hopefully she can convince McDonald, Montgomery, Shimkin and Villarreal to stay. No idea what 2026 kids we had coming in and if they stick.
  8. We're watching the Daytripper episode about Denison, they're going on about Eisenhower and the interstate system. Her, "Is that why they all start with I?"
  9. She just got thrown under the bus. Who gets fired first - her or Kash?
  10. I'd take that shit in a heartbeat.
  11. Jesus, that reads like Karoline called in the hit on a custody issue involving her brother. I mean, maybe it's not, but there would be zero safeguards to prevent it and Karoline seems just like that kind of bitch.
  12. Once upon a time, I apparently offended some person with my driving. She pulled up next to me and was screaming out her window at me. I rolled my window down briefly. She continued screaming at me. I looked at her briefly, looked back ahead, and rolled up my window. In my peripheral vision, I saw her go ape-shit at my nonresponse/ignoring her. I don't know that that's exactly what we're doing here. But if we are just ignoring him, no matter the reason, as long as it's perceived as a slap in the face, I'm good with it.
  13. You're all going to feel really silly next year when beating Ohio State in Austin while losing on the road to Tennessee and aggy helps us make the playoff. The Georgia loss put us well behind all the others. If we had kept it close, we don't fall that much and beating aggy would make things still possible. We lost to a playoff team badly. That's what is hurting us and not losing to Ohio State back in September which didn't hurt our chances until we then lost to a bad Florida team. And even through all of that, we never looked like a team that should make the playoff. If we had destroyed Vandy and barely lost to Georgia we would not have fallen so far. What I'd like to see if us blow aggy the fuck out and then see where the committee ranks us.
  14. I think it depends on where you are at and the chartering organization. Girls have already made up nearly half (and growing) of the claimed number of Mormon kids who were pulled out in 2020, and COVID had a larger impact overall than them leaving. We know of a lot of Mormon, err LDS outside of Utah who stayed in Scouting so for all of the LDS threats, I'm not sure they were able to pull out as many as they claimed they were as well. Now I have seen it here in Austin - one of the nearby packs and troops was chartered through a conservative church and they made it clear girls were not welcome back when it was opened up to girls (we were looking for a Cub Scout pack with girls as well and they made it clear girls had no place there). Whether they've changed that stance or not, I don't know since we never hear of those units, other than when they have kids transfer to our units. It's been 7-8 years since it started happening (LBGTQ stuff and girls being added) so I'd imagine that those parents for which it was an issue have either bailed on scouting or made their peace and stuck it out (and are on their way to aging out anyways). Same. Being Austin, we will obviously trend more a certain way, but we have plenty of dads who are Good Ole Boys and you're not sure where they stand, and that's good that they keep political things out of it. Same (and I'm in the same leadership boat as you). And those times when politics have come up, it was less about a certain party, and more about a certain policy that affected us directly (earlier this year there was a lot of discussion about DOGE and getting rid of national parks). I will say this though, with the older kids, just by virtue of the merit badges involved with making Eagle Scout (and many in our troop aspire to that), those kids are a lot more engaged in terms of knowing what the politicians are doing that helps or hurts them, and how the political processes work, and they are pretty vocal about things. They watched DOGE and the White House trying to fuck up our National Park system, and today some of them have been discussing Whisky Pete's threats on a group discussion (they have plans for the National Jamboree). Republicans ain't helping themselves with a lot of kids coming out of Scouting.
  15. if you want the best chance to get into the tournament on average yes. I would submit that I'd like our coach/OC/QB whisperer to have an actual real OL coach and build a real OL and make sure our 3 year in the program 5 star QB is ready to go.
  16. Yes, they were wearing AVW on the serve and she was struggling. Lead to bad passing, out of system, very predictable sets to her which ended up being blocks most of the time. It’s a weak rotation this year.
  17. Lots of youth out there against a veteran team, so I'm not shocked with a loss. Really disappointed in how it unfolded, of course, but Kentucky's depth stepped up. So let's learn from it and move on. I'd much rather it happen tonight vs. Kentucky than vs. aggy last night.
  18. It would be funny if some new Wendy's food accidentally killed her or something. Need more Mike in the next season. The daughter and his interactions were cute. She supported him, no matter how crazy things got. You know how kids can be like that and think the world of their parents before that trust is used up or shattered. One thing this show did really well was making an odd cast of characters and using people that play small roles. There were so many random encounters with people we never see again, but they add to the mystery and keep you guessing because some of them do come back. It also builds that small town feeling of oddballs. I enjoyed all the random encounters, never knowing if any of them would amount to anything. I never thought after the first episode that the guy who unbuttoned his shirt to run away would be seen again, but now they are best friends. I figure the next big mystery could involve his former employer. That way they could bring back LDP, Douglas, etc and work some angle there. Maybe the changes to the plans went poorly and the mall never got finished. Maybe Ron keeps trying to find another way to expose the Tecca conspiracy. Plenty to work with.
  19. Would've liked to see Lauenstein come in for Abby when she is struggling. Or use her in the double sub instead of Devin. Devin just can't put the ball down.
  20. I’m still here. Went to the Arkansas game with my Son. Last 4-6 weeks have been a blur, as I sold my house and moved into an apartment. I’ve checked on Surly just about daily, just haven’t hardly posted anything but likes to posts. Drove to ABQ to see my Mother today and spend Thanksgiving with her. Hook’em!!!
  21. Keep feeding her. And build a wall.
  22. Yeah I've met quite a few as well and you're not wrong. I'd describe most of them as forceful personalities, direct, etc.
  23. Well family through marriage access, and Im divorced. Great ass that one. and then not getting back into her dripping spring either
  24. I'd have gone past Webelos if most of these were on the menu.
  25. The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't." See, 'cause of the echo.
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