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If I had a Heisman vote I'd have Blake Horvath in over Pavia. He is just as important to Navy as Punk is to Vandy. In addition, he has thrown for 1000 yards and rushed for 1000 in back to back seasons. But then again everyone has opinions and assholes alike.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
BurntEyes replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
I'd settle for USC losing to UCLA cause fuck Lincoln Riley and USC. -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
BurntEyes replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
I'd probably say 4, 4, 1, 1 but we're getting into minutiae. Fix the big picture and let's solve for the rest. -
I'd recommend a decoy security storage server on site. Load it with bullshit to confuse them and let them take it.
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I travel a lot for work and although I hate treadmills, it's usually my only option on the road (especially in the winter months). Anyway for whatever reason I've never touched the slope angle, but lately have been doing 3-5 degrees of an upslope. You can definitely feel it and I'd like to think it's adding some type of benefit.
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Can't blame her for not wearing a wedding ring from this douche nozzle. And using a bleached blonde bimbo with a Four Non-Blondes song is definitely A&M video production fail.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
David Dennison replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
I'd be shocked if we did that. But maybe. -
Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Dewey replied to GreenspointTexas's topic in Football
Lane's waiting to see if he's coaching in the sec championship or not. I'd tell him afterwards to go on and go. Let that young oc steer the ship, fuck it. Save a shit ton $$$ to put towards NIL, Lane will flame out at lsu. -
Then, just pee on the mailbox and leave!
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If we didn't need a TN dub today, I'd enjoy it.
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Seeing one of my parents' handwriting on anything is such a great nostalgia jolt. I was laughing the other day about the fact that over the years, my mom emailed me copies of her Thanksgiving dressing recipe. She apparently had two versions, one of which was derived from the other. But I have them both in my recipe file. The one I use calls for one cup of onions. The alternate recipe calls for eight onions. That one is labeled "not the recipe but saved for posterity's sake."
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Lone Star Horn replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Did you even know her name? CTJ's favorite player, Alan Jackson.........errrr, Parker Livingstone wants to know. -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Irish Wrist Watch replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
Will be interesting to see if the LSU Okie shitshow continues on into the second half, or if it gets rolling ala Texas last night. I know which team I'd rather watch... Texas with Manning, Wingo and Wisner -
That's all well and true and maybe that's where college football is headed? Not sure. But the Florida loss was bad, very bad. They are a junk team. Not only did we lose, we got our asses kicked all day. Win that game, and we are 100% in right now. I'd rather Texas do that then go the route of scheduling crap OOC teams. And even outside all of that, Texas needs to find a way to beat good teams like Ohio State and Georgia. 0-5 against both those teams in the span of about 13 months. If they could have just split them this season, the Florida loss is irrelevant. Sark has yet to win this type of game outside of Bama a few years back.
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Mrs Hill eighth grade science. When she rolled a condom onto a banana right front of me I nearly jizzed myself. She looked like Meg Ryan but hotter. I remember every day of sex ed with her.
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One more thing on this- Behn isn’t an exceptional candidate. If this is close, or inshallah she wins despite her shortcomings, that will say a lot. But I wouldn’t real too much into a beat along the lines of the natural break. Democrats are playing with house money in this one.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Dahobbs replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
I think this likely right. But I'd like some help from UCF and others to give us some more options. -
I have no idea what you mean by that. You keep mentioning Parra, but she wasn't even part of the lineup for one of the best serving teams Texas ever had. I don't understand what your point of bringing her up is. It's not enough to hit it over the net. You have to put pressure on serve receive. If that comes with some service errors, that's a good trade off. The A&M player you're referring to is Megan Fitch. Whether they were lollipops or not, our players were shanking first contact regularly. My guess is her serves have some movement on them, which is the reason Morrison brought her in in that scenario. And it worked. Tough servers are the difference between a championship team and a team that loses in the Elite Eight. Tough servers not only contribute to winning, they are the KEY difference, along with the ability to receive serve at an elite level. But tough serving is not merely about velocity. And I don't know about being smarter than everyone else, but I'm beginning to suspect I'm smarter than you.
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I wasn't asking if Ukraine could track and punish the companies. I sure as shit wasn't asking if Russia would nark on themselves. I was asking if the outside world, ya know, like NATO could track the freighters going in and butt fuck the companies that were helping Russia with funding efforts via black market oil shipments. A NOPE and why would have been fine. I don't know the world of naval ship tracking and acknowledge as much.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Sir Ulrich replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
If they punish Texas for losing to the #1 team I'd hate to see the punishment for a team losing to a 3-8 team! -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Dahobbs replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
Not getting a ton of other help right now. BYU roaring back. Miami in control. I refuse to root for OSU, so I'd like some other pathway to exist. -
Pitt is fucking awful. Any team they play with a pulse absolutely butt fucks them. Knew we weren’t gonna get any help from them.
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We duh. You just repeated what I said. Of course you have to score, but having MP or any other hard server doesn't mean you score. And her SE's always gave the opponent more points than anything her serving did positive. Duh. Agroid scored 6 points in a row in CS with a fresh server coming in who had the the biggest lollipop serve Texas has faced all season. It gave them the match. Total lack of focus after a SE. That was the match. My whole point was Melanie's serving, or any other tough server never did contribute to winning. Duh! Damn, you think you're smarter than everyone else. Are your initials DT??
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What are you thinking trying to head butt a ref with your helmet?
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I heard some aggy bitch tell her boyfriend “they have a better DJ than we do.” Pathetic sign of the times. Belt to ass.
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