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  1. Yep. 100%. It's been a fun ride. We'll see if they have any extra gears. Yeah very true. If they weren't playing us I'd be rooting for them, but we want that trophy.
  2. With Richard Anderson declaring so quickly after Kiffin's hiring that he's signing with LSU, I'd be shocked if Frank Wilson wasn't being retained.
  3. Brisket prices are totally out of hand! Pork butts are what we need!
  4. More like he keeps jumping out of her way b/c he's looking for dick.
  5. My problem is, if it's not about "who do we think the best 12 are" I'd like to know what exactly these three teams have accomplished to justify their ranking other than having a 0/1/ 2 in the L column. Indiana Texas Tech Notre Dame We're giving a team #2 for beating Oregon and not really anything else. A team #5 for beating BYU and Utah And a team #9 for losing to #7 and #12 closely. What the fuck are we doing?
  6. The blonde dancer was fantastic. Her moves were…..moving. [emoji41]
  7. Before she can begin, she first has to marry a right wing loyalist 30 years her senior...
  8. Shittt there’s still time to put her in a primary.
  9. And you would tell her "do what you do down on me, yeah!"
  10. Agreed - I'd rather play Iowa or USC (I keep forgetting they're in the B1G)
  11. Admit it though, you'd still make love to her in an elevator.
  12. Gee, I feel safer with her behind bars, don't you? Wtf.
  13. She's from Austin. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/us/politics/college-student-deported-thanksgiving-texas.html A 19-year-old college student was about to board a flight to surprise her family for Thanksgiving when she was detained at Boston Logan International Airport and deported to Honduras two days later, her father and lawyer said on Sunday. The student, Any Lucia López Belloza, was brought by her parents from Honduras to the United States when she was 7. Her father, Francis López, said in a telephone interview on Sunday that neither Ms. López nor her mother knew there was an order for her deportation. “When they arrested Any, that’s when they told her,” said Mr. López, a tailor. He said his employer had arranged and paid for his daughter’s travel to Austin, Texas, to surprise him at work. Ms. López’s lawyer, Todd Pomerleau, described an opaque process for obtaining information about her case, including the grounds for her deportation. He said she had been deported in violation of a court order that a federal judge signed on Friday that said Ms. López could not be removed from the United States while her case was pending. Ms. López, a freshman studying business at Babson College in Wellesley, Mass., was about to board a Southwest Airlines flight to Texas early on Nov. 20. She was told there was a problem with her ticket, so she went to customer service and was surrounded by immigration agents, Mr. Pomerleau said. The Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency told The Boston Globe that an immigration judge had ordered Ms. López deported in 2015, when she was a child. The agency did not respond to a request for comment on Sunday. Mr. Pomerleau said he checked her information in the Executive Office for Immigration Review database and could not find any record of her original deportation order. “So I’m not convinced she has a removal order, and if she did have one, she should have been notified of it, because she’s completely unaware of this situation,” he said. On Saturday, after she spent a night detained in Texas, she was put on a bus with shackles on her wrists, waist and ankles before being put on a flight to Honduras, Mr. Pomerleau said. Ms. López, who is staying with her grandparents in Honduras, asked that her father speak on her behalf, her father said. He said she had found it upsetting to recount the details of her removal, in particular being detained and shackled. He said his daughter told him she had not signed any paperwork authorizing her removal from the United States, as some people do to avoid lengthy detentions. Ms. López lived in Texas with her parents and two younger siblings, who are 2 and 5, before going to college. The family emigrated nearly 12 years ago because of the rampant crime and insecurity in San Pedro Sula, Honduras. Mr. López and his wife feared for their daughter as the news was filled every week “with deaths and murders,” he said. “That’s the reason we left.” The family had applied for asylum, he said, but it was denied, and they were never told they had to appeal to avoid a deportation order. Mr. López described his daughter as organized and studious. “She had that responsibility — of being the first to graduate from college and being an example to others,” said Mr. López, who had sewn her business suits for interviews and internships. Now, he said, his daughter was reeling being back in the country she left behind so long ago. “She’s trying to assimilate to her new reality,” he said. Ms. López told The Globe she was worried about how she would continue her education. “I have worked so hard to be able to be at Babson my first semester, that was my dream,” she said. “I’m losing everything.” A spokeswoman for Babson College did not immediately respond to a request for comment on Sunday. At the time the López family left Honduras, migration from Central America was growing as people, particularly in El Salvador, Guatemala and Honduras, fled violence, crime and economic stagnation. In recent years, migration from Honduras surged, with thousands joining migrant caravans and camping at the U.S.-Mexico border. President Trump made stopping immigration and expelling migrants a central message of his campaigns, even more so in his push for a second term. In recent days, he again turned his attention to Honduras, endorsing a right-wing candidate in this weekend’s election and seeking to pardon a former president whom many experts blame for spurring mass migration from his country to the United States. The president in office, Xiomara Castro, has spent the end of her term trying to balance her obligation to undocumented migrants in the United States — of which there are estimated to be more than half a million — with a need to cooperate with the Trump administration, which has come down hard on leaders who do not back its agenda. By Nov. 20, nearly 30,000 Hondurans had been deported this year, about 13,000 more than in the same period last year, according to Honduran government data. Honduran officials did not immediately respond to a request for comment on the case of Ms. López. Her father said he felt it was important to share his family’s ordeal at a time when so many are facing deportation amid Mr. Trump’s immigration crackdown. “I’ve decided to speak because it’s a reality we are facing right now,” he said.
  14. Honestly, I don't even have to create any Aggie content. I can't possibly top what they create: 5342 days since A&M beat tu This appeared on the DKR big screen during the game. Neglects to mention that tu refused to play us from 2012 to and incuding 2023, which accounts for about 4400 of those days. The slime ball AD at tu, DeLoser Dodds, refused to play us and even told the other Big 12 schools not to play us.. They were afraid of JFF. I look at this as typical tu butt hurt chicken **** caused by our failure to ask them for permission to join the SEC.
  15. Boy, me too. I have nothing against Carlson. By all accounts she's a standup person who was put in a bad situation last year through no fault of her own. But all the Swindle hate with all the Carlson love has driven me batty on Volleytalk. I wanted to see Texas abuse Carlson in the front row rotation until the Mustangs screamed calf rope.
  16. Stafford getting her own mini movie about her move to Texas
  17. They proved they didn't take football seriously with the way they handled the Petrino motorcycle incident. If that was Saban at Bama, do you think that woman would still be alive? Her body would have never been found.
  18. I'd even move to Baton Rouge for that kinda scratch. But, it's "just" a $2MM per year raise for Kiffin I think.
  19. Fisher was a good dude. If she let you play with her titties and asshole, you probably don't leave her
  20. Ok Wilcox did your other account get timed out or something? Give mommy her phone back.
  21. “Sexual matador?” So he has 2 dudes poking her until she’s worn out then he gets in there and sticks her once
  22. Okay, I know I've been a little preachy about bad behavior by coaches. However, upon further reflection, trolling SoCo or Rainey with Coach Cajun, Lane and Sark would um... probably not suck. I might even get a chance to see @Nicole44 in her moonlighting gig. I mean... damn it... despite my moral dilemmas, I am fucking in.
  23. Obviously an Aggie here. I agree the CFP method is flawed. The closer we get to an NFL model, the better off we all will be. You guys have SOLID wins. You beat our ass like a red-headed stepchild. OU was your bitch. I was pissed we lost. Luckily I only broke a Roku remote and not any personal relationships at the end of that game. With a better system in place, you would obviously be in the CFP. Honestly I would like another shot at you guys. We were outcoached and outplayed. Elko and Reed lost all ability to be leaders during that game. Kudos to your fans for actually showing up. They made the difference. I live firmly in the mix of several houses divided. Fiance and her fam all went to Bama. Except for my future FIL that went to Texas. It helps with perspective. Bottom line, you have one of the best teams in college football at this point. Failing early in the season shouldn't be such a weighted factor here. Hell, even the shitty Cowboys have a path to the playoffs. Cheers guys. See you next year!
  24. Isn’t she dating an LSU player? Naturally she’d transfer if her dad moved to LSU
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