Search the Community
Showing results for 'I'd pee in her butt'.
-
Charlie Kirk assassinated at an event in Utah (by a 22 YO groyper)
RomaVicta replied to msbesq's topic in Cloak Room
The US government would under presidential orders. The French Foreign Legion is after me at the order of the French president. Our president confirms this. 2014: Schizophrenia 2025: Has her own show. -
My in-laws (who are retired) are not coming to visit their grandchildren over Thanksgiving BECAUSE THEY AGREED TO WATCH SOMEBODY ELSE'S DOG. That way, the owner of the other dog can go visit her grandchildren over Thanksgiving. I personally don't care because my MIL fucking sucks, but it's sad for me to see how it affects my wife. My kids are totally over it, so I don't have to go to war at least.
-
I just don't get around very well or I'd be doing things in Austin. Out here in Johnson City, I'm an outnumbered wimp.
-
I survived my family Thanksgiving last weekend, brief as it was. Made sure to make some time with my sister and BIL on the patio to talk some shit with like-minded individuals, but left the politics away from the dinner table this time. My wife did have a sit-down with my mom the day before to talk about how they can get along better outside of politics. My mother did go out of her way to point out how centrist is she is (she has voted for Trump 3 times, so still waiting on a "centrist" D, I guess). She also mentioned that she is pro-LGB, just not the T, and said that Charlie Kirk, who I am all but certain she was unaware of until his death, was a great guy. Someone mentioned a while ago that they are treating their MAGA relationships in a completely transactional way. I'll take the free babysitting, while occasionally letting them know their beliefs are abhorrent. They appear to be a completely lost cause, so we will just not have a close relationship for the foreseeable future. The next few days will be spent with my wife's family, which ranges from politically apathetic to somewhat liberal. An improvement at least.
-
Charlie Kirk assassinated at an event in Utah (by a 22 YO groyper)
Brisketexan replied to msbesq's topic in Cloak Room
This is the bottom line. Talk about having a WILDLY inflated sense of her importance. Seriously....why in the fuck would the French government want to kill her? What fucking threat is a single batshit crazy person with a mid podcast? She's not. You defamed Macron personally, they sued you. That's not a national security or "have her killed to silence her" issue. She's not important. She's just crazy. -
I'd rather add it myself. It's a pretty small amount of salt added to a pound of butter.
-
There is a non-zero chance that within the next year, she'll be shot in the face with a pepperball by some ICE asshole, arrested, or both. All while wearing her clerical collar, clearly marking herself as clergy. And those dumbasses don't realize that will just piss her off even more.
-
A lot of NWSL fans in the Bay Area hoped they could pull her into the pro ranks. They love her style of play Hope she brings Boyoko with her
-
Background: We're going to Calgary for our Christmas ski trip, and also visiting my wife's good friend who has 2 kids. We've got suitcases for the 4 of us and a large suitcase that will barely fit our helmets, bibs, boots, etc.) So we've been getting tons of Amazon and Target boxes delivered to the house. No biggie since she's responsible with her money and she makes more than me anyway. One box contained a stuffed animal a bit bigger than one of those 2.5 gallon water jugs from the grocery store. Me: Who's this for? Her: Friend's son. Me: Okay. How are you going to bring it? Her: I'm thinking of putting it the big luggage with the ski stuff. Me: The one that we barely holds all the stuff? Her: Oh... The woman has a masters degree in bio-stats and is pretty damn good at her job, but can't cook worth a lick and is bad at spatial recognition.
-
There's a whole lot of this. My wife has commented flatly "I will not have my children and grandchildren wondering for even a moment whether I was complicit, or whether I stood with humanity." That is 100% where we are as a society. Are you the kind of person who would have hidden Anne Frank, or the kind who would turn her in? There's no middle fucking ground. Yellow fever got the job fucking DONE. Time to bring it back. Honestly, I suspect RFK will get us there sooner than you think.
-
She changed her last name in between announcements?
-
Then I thought, "When am I ever going back to Haiti?"
'stache replied to Deej's topic in Daily Texan
I saw the headline yesterday and figured it was some remote island far off the Haitian mainland with a hundred or so natives. Nope, 87,000 people, off the coast of Port-au-Prince, LOL. I'm curious where the line is from being dumbasses planning something that is literally impossible to an actual crime. If I were the FBI, CIA, whoever caught on to them, I'd just monitor them for the lulz, and if they actually set sail, let them go, and watch them get their asses beheaded or whatever. I'd watch like reality tv and laugh my ass off. It's far worse than US prison and cheaper on the US taxpayer. It's also interesting that "created and distruted child pornography" is a side note. -
Greetings from an Aggie! (Go easy on me - I also married a Longhorn). I am posting here to seek advice form those of you who are familiar with all of the pre-game activities of which to avail ourselves on 11/28 when we arrive several hours before the game. To put in context, in 1995, when the Longhorns played the Aggies in College Station, I proposed to my bride by having a banner flown over the stadium with my proposal. She said "yes" (thank goodness), and here we are 30 years later. I am taking her and my two kids (both Aggies) to the game on Friday. I hired another plane/banner company to fly a banner near the stadium around 1:35pm Friday before the game. We plan on arriving on campus around noon or so. So, my question is - do you have suggestions on where to park and what pre-game "tailgating" we can do as we wait for the surprise banner? I told the company to fly the banner over and near the LBJ fountain based on advice I received from a Longhorn colleague. Any thoughts and advice you can share with me to make this event special for my bride would be most appreciated. Thank you!
-
You have to be very careful with your block on the D ball to the OPP, because a lot of them love to tool the block. I think we let her have free swings on those and focused on digging it instead of giving her those juicy hands to target We weren’t going to let Lednicky beat us. Stowers and the middles were going to have to do the work instead
-
Charlie Kirk assassinated at an event in Utah (by a 22 YO groyper)
Sawbonz replied to msbesq's topic in Cloak Room
The French government would not bother with this. She is insane also if an account exists it’s a sock of hers -
Charlie Kirk assassinated at an event in Utah (by a 22 YO groyper)
Dutchrudder replied to msbesq's topic in Cloak Room
Should probably check the country of origin on the account she's talking with. I wouldn't put it past the French to make up a fictional character in the government that's sending her fake information to see how easily she laps it up without verification. Then present the fake info in court to prove she has no integrity or intelligence and win a huge defamation lawsuit to bankrupt her. 4d chess. -
I think here's the thing. Technically speaking, within a US district, only the United States Attorney or an attorney specifically authorized by the AG under 28 USC 515 to bring charges (a "special attorney"), is authorized to indict. Assistant US Attorneys act in the name of the US Attorney. So if there is no validly serving/appointed US Attorney or special attorney, valid indictments may not be brought in that District. I think if you look at other indictments across the board, you'll see a signature block that is: ___________________________ United States Attorney for ____________ District by _________________________ Assistant United States Attorney If the US Attorney doesn't sign his or her self. So, they're having the conundrum that dipshits worldwide have when they fuck up. Should they pretend Halligan is the validly appointed/serving US Attorney and fuck up other indictments, or does appointing someone else unfuck future indictments but undercut the notion that Halligan is validly serving.
-
As you note, after so many instances of weak blocking all season, these past two matches have been quite a revelation. Hopefully our revamped net play continues against Hudson, DeLeye and Kennedy, each of whom abused us in Austin. (I'd especially like to see Hudson stuffed repeatedly.) All just observations as a fan, certainly not as a coach.
-
Charlie Kirk assassinated at an event in Utah (by a 22 YO groyper)
South Austin replied to msbesq's topic in Cloak Room
Her, Nancy Mace, and Laura Loomer need to have a pay-per-view Cray Off. In the past I would've added Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert to the competition, but it looks like they are past their crayoff prime. -
I wonder if they are doubling down or if the one they chose to replace her told them to fuck off. Maybe both?
-
Yea, I never thought she was a bad person. But her coaching tenure was already on the downswing when Plonsky “stole” her from Tennessee. And Vols fans were not upset about it at all. It was a bad hire, and she dragged out her tenure with the promise of the big recruiting duos like Byars and Missimo. And we got no big postseason success out of it She’s no more than a Clark or Strong - good person who just couldn’t get it done. She’s not a Tom Herman or Chris Beard.
-
I just noticed she's not wearing the cross again. Guess it was burning her skin.
-
My son graduated from The Forty last year, my daughter is a sophomore in the school of nursing. We’re a Longhorn family but unfortunately I have some idiot family members that joined the cult. I was just informed by my daughter that my niece will be in Austin with her fake army boyfriend as they “march” around the stadium because they have no tickets. If these dumb shits try to pull something let’s make sure we treat them like the SMU cheerleader did back in the day. What a bunch of goobers.
-
They caught her out on a diaper run for her kid, husband and Trump.
-
Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
CooterBrown replied to gofuckyourself's topic in Movies and TV
I kinda like the idea that she develops a deep relationship with Zosia and at the end, Zosia no longer speaks English and has had no feelings for her since she was doing whatever made Carol happy.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... COOKIE MONSTER!