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  1. The Australian Open awarded Venus Williams a wildcard lmao. Some rising young Aussie got screwed in favor of a 45 year old American that’s just collecting a paycheck for her honeymoon expenses
  2. I woulda never noticed her titties had you not said something. You titty guys have the eyes of a bald eagle.
  3. Trinidads mom looks older, but id still wear her pussy as a hat
  4. with the sip kicker, I think I'd try it if I got to midfield, provided that the clock would run out on the kick
  5. it's almost like he just agrees with whoever he talked to last or something. I'd bet there would be ample reporting if that were the case
  6. I'd call a timeout and huddle all the officials and make them watch the big screen with me.
  7. Kirby let Satan butt fuck him as a boy. Weird Satanic shit about to happen.
  8. I believe the Pro models can attenuate sound so she might be using those to protect her hearing during the game.
  9. Dahobbs replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    I'd save the panic for if someone like Arch or Simmons transfers.
  10. He is not a Chicano, he is a Cubano. Wrong color bean. Does not trigger everyone, just the heathens who think God is only to be invoked when some gal in comfortable shoes is painting her church with rainbows, or when Uma is getting lifted.
  11. mdmost replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    You have people. Other people say he's leaving for money. Other people say he's leaving because he won't be the featured WR because of Cam Coleman. I'd say let's wait till more comes out before assuming there's rot in the program.
  12. There used to be a gal that sat in the flashcard section at DKR that would have been one of these girls if she had seen this sort of inspiration. This was late 80’s. She wore a big baseball cap that had fuzzy longhorns coming out of it, and she wore really big and gaudy longhorn jewelry, kind of like the big wooden block necklace stuff and vest that elementary school teachers sometimes wear. Fast forward to late 1996, I’m in a Randall’s in Spring and run into her shopping and shouting to everyone “we beat Nebraska’s ass!!!” She was wearing the same outfit she wore years earlier in the flashcard section. I’m pretty sure she was there to buy food for her 50 cats.
  13. I'd like to hear some player who has rehearsed a deep, philosophical answer. "I’d like to thank whatever cosmic forces or machinations conspired to allow me to play well today. Depending on your point of view, that might be called providence, probability, or simply the long shadow cast by every choice made before this moment. Spinoza would say I could not have acted otherwise, that this game unfolded with the same necessity as a stone falling toward the earth. Aristotle might counter that excellence is a habit, earned slowly, one practice and one mistake at a time. Nietzsche would probably laugh at both of them and tell me this was will, repetition, and love of the struggle itself. Me? I dunno. I'm going to Disneyland."
  14. Multiple times in any football game I'll watch a receiver lazily run OOB when the clock isn't an issue and there's obvious extra yardage to be had inside. So the one time a guy must step OOB, this joker goes all contrarian. I'd hate to be a coach.
  15. For the record, the religious aspects of that bill already existed, and have since 2017. https://www.leg.state.fl.us/STATUTES/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=1000-1099/1002/Sections/1002.206.html This is an amendment that adds "ideological" and "political" to religious. Also, while I am in the awkward position of defending floriduh, with regard to schoolwork: A student’s homework and classroom assignments shall be evaluated, regardless of their religious content, based on expected academic standards relating to the course curriculum and requirements. A student may not be penalized or rewarded based on the religious content of his or her work if the coursework, artwork, or other written or oral assignments require a student’s viewpoint to be expressed. About 80% of this is just application of the First Amendment.
  16. An Georgia bama dual back to back butt fucking would make day 1 of 2026 awesome
  17. I'd still rather have Lacy than Baugh
  18. My niece goes to IU. My brother is trying to keep her grounded during this run. As Purdue grads, we have seen our fair share of “this team is going to do it! This year is the year” Mostly in basketball, but there was a decade of recent “great” Purdue football under Joe Tiller. The vitriol between Purdue and Indiana is lower key than OU or Aggy for Texas. It exists, but you don’t have IU or Purdue guys flexing at parties, etc. or whooping (or whatever) at weddings, funerals, or church events. That said, we do have the following: What do Purdue and Indiana students have in common? They all applied to Purdue. And What do Indiana grads say to Purdue grads? “Would you like to biggie size that?” I’d love to see IU win it all.
  19. The cheerleaders are laughing at her minor mess up.
  20. agreed. all things being equal, i'd prefer he stayed, but this isn't a major loss or anything like that.
  21. Terrible foul by Rori. Just let her have the layup
  22. Most losses in college football history: Where Indiana, o...A few Big Ten schools find themselves among college football's all-time worst programs.I’m not disagreeing with you but, I think this is an interesting, and topical, article. This on the field interview with Curt sucks. Her fucking questions are stupid and biased.
  23. It probably didn't help that she wasn't a good actress and once she got older no one cast her in anything
  24. How tight is his mom's face pulled back? Looks like if she smiles her head will pop.
  25. Gotta say, I didn't think I'd see 956 being a MAGA talking points person. I can't wait till he tells us about the cats and dogs
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