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NFL Week 17; Christmas-style
Was it against Cardi B? Wouldn’t want to piss off her crew.
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Surly kids who can't get into UT
Worked at K State for a short while and went to KU a few times. Always liked it and the town. Close enough to KC to have easy access to big-city stuff, but typical college town in a nice enough region right on the edge of the Flint Hills, which I always found beautiful. Kansas politics aren't as goofy as they could be so I think the university system there hasn't been as messed up as other states. As a faculty member elsewhere who's got a senior daughter in the process of choosing, I'd say that if your daughter loves it, the program is among the best (so many rankings out there -- how legit are those you've seen for the speech pathology program?), and the aid makes it affordable, give it your blessing. There's too much that can change in a semester, a year, a couple of years, both with young people and the educational environment at large right now. If they start out happy with their choice, the odds are at least in their favor. Last visited last summer and had a great Hungarian goulash with local ingredients at Free State Brewing on Massachusetts Street. Noticed lots of new upscale stuff in the area of the state streets that's the center of off-campus student life, but it also felt a little seedier in spots than I remember. Another faculty friend's daughter (who's a good friend of my daughter) went to KU but transferred to Minnesota after a semester and I don't know why. My daughter never reveals much so I'll ask the mom what her daughter didn't like about it. Will report back if I hear anything of use. But KU is a pretty darn good school and I'd be more than OK with my own daughter going there if that's how it worked out. That's the good thing about finishing up a school, whether it's after a semester or a couple of degrees. They can always move on, and that's what I tell my daughter. If you don't like it, transfer. Get the best offers you can; pick where you think you'll thrive and be happy and not go into debt. I'm looking out the window at some of the worst kind of gray, freezing, icy, bitter weather a guy could hate, but am not ready to trade everything off. Too many factors like weather and politics shape things in ways we may not expect. If your head, heart and gut are all telling you a place should work out, or is a good one to finally leave, then you're probably right. Flip side is you can play ultimate Frisbee late into the night without lights in the summer. My son, born in Texas, loves it at Minnesota and graduates in May. My take is that if we get fewer Floridians crowding the cross-country ski trails in our few hours of daylight, I'm happy for them to be happy elsewhere.
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2025 paid Surly FF League - It's happening. Draft tonight at 10:30 ET/9:30 CT
@ITHorn @Jack Straw I think Cheers Beers is one of your buddies? And possibly you paid in for him? League Safe is not showing Cheers Beers (email esadie55@gmail) as having signed up for an account. In order for me to send payouts I have to allocate the entire $1200. I think the easiest route here would be to send it to one of you two (I can't remember whose buddy it is) and you can get it to him/her rather than trying to get Cheers Beers to sign up for an account. Does that work and if so please let me know which one of you it is. Thanks.
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TIL there’s something called fraud tourism. Congrats, Minnesota.
Minnesota has a nonpartisan legislative auditor who had been flagging oversight breakdowns and a concerning (to her) dismissive attitude from the state gov. The Governor’s response is pretty awful and patronizing in retrospect but not great even at the time: I cannot emphasize enough that it’s always a bad look for good government/civil society/institluitonalists to get defensive and dismissive of IG or GAO type reports instead of pouncing on them as an opportunity to show bona fides. The whataboutism with Trump is just that— they ran on the idea of destroying things and doling out favors and dismantling important government functions and protections while attacking enemies. That’s the schtick! That’s not a line of attack with them! But if you’re trying to convince people of the need for transparency and accountability and good governance you need to deliver it and even when you think the IG as wrong, you have to publicly vow to take the reports seriously and not just disagree and say it’s no problem. This is a door Walz walked into. You have to do the good governance part!
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Surly kids who can't get into UT
I'm starting to wonder as well. I think the Eugene area had less rain and more sun than usual during my daughter's freshman year, and now this year the gray skies in the rainy season are more constant. She commented while home on winter break that she's gotten a little tired of this year's batch of rain. She still loves being at Oregon, but it seems like the weather is a bit more of a negative this year. We also had a conversation a few days ago about grad school and other plans after college, and she said she's thinking she might want to eventually live in Austin again. This was surprising to hear, given that she didn't apply to a single school in Texas, and my gay, liberal daughter had for some time expressed doubts about whether she would ever come back to Texas given the state's political climate (#nocloakroom). So maybe she's realizing the Pacific Northwest weather is not for her long term. And/or maybe she realizes how much she loves Austin (where she's lived her whole life), notwithstanding the greater state politics (again, #nocloakroom).
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
I don't know about this cycle, although I doubt anything has changed, but Sarkisian absolutely deals directly with agents. He doesn't do it exclusively, but he's very involved. He's also very involved with working with the money side. It's almost like the program can go into the shitter when a head coach that hands on and that involved with all aspects of the program keeps over-indulging in everything a major urban area has to offer and then has to spend a key block of time somewhere out of pocket to pull his shit back together on the health and female side of his life. If anyone is actually looking for legitimate reasons for optimism this time around, it's that Sarkisian is apparently fully locked in again and is making moves accordingly. Maybe he'll even make Junior Day and be present for OVs from key transfer targets. This could be awesome! The beautiful thing about watching someone subject themselves to the open market of a competitive workforce is that we're all going to find out their actual worth. If he gets $1M from someone, cool, hope it was all worth it for him torching his relationship with Texas on the way out. You can dispute that, but he'll be persona non grata to the alumni base and likely the AD, and he made that choice because he listened to the wrong people, set unrealistic expectations, and got his feelings hurt. Not showing up or telling the staff of his plans and then announcing he was out was a super smart move. You keep alluding to the human side of all of this, but that is some of the fan calculus that has changed, as it should. The illusion that these guys play for a school because of some love for its story and tradition and to get a proper education, whatever vestiges of that still existed before pay for play, it's all now gone. Little kids, non-obsessive fans, and idealists like you will still get wrapped up in the whole "but he's a great person too!" side of it, but no one should expect to find it on a fan site. This dude is a man. Not a kid. A man in his 20's, making more money than damned near any other man his age on the fucking planet. No one gives a shit about his wittle feels getting hurt. He can go rub his numerous rope chains and then weigh them on his jewelry scale to make himself feel better. And then he can go be average somewhere else, likely disappointing any program idiotic enough to pay him RB1 P4 money. He had a great offer at Texas and he could have been a key part in a big year. Texas will have plenty of money every year, but what do you mean by "extra"? Texas just had one of the top 3 payrolls in the country. That's likely true again in 2026. What the fuck do you want beyond that? Also, how much will you help bring in to top it off? This guy is a player. I'd love to see Texas sign him. I doubt he costs anywhere close to whatever Coleman gets out of ATM or OU.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
I am guessing during her Senate exploration, she hired a strategist and they are working on her image. With her current negatives, her options were limited to Rep from a very red district or being a commentator on FoxNews. She wants a promotion. Although honestly, with the sheer volume of stupid shit she's said, I have a hard time imagine her winning a statewide election in purplish Georgian. She should just move to Oklahoma. I delight in the irony that some of her angst may be because neither she, nor any of her 32 Republican female colleague members, were awarded Committee Chair positions. Let's face it: if a woman is not qualified to be President then why would one be qualified to run a Congressional Committee.
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NHL 2025-2026 Season Thread
I'd like to see which veteran player in the twilight of their career they put in his place because he's "earned it"
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Everybody Loves Raymond
"Raybert' is our favorite episode....as I recall, Robert tells Ray about a hot chick he met and tells him that he used his name and she was a huge fan of "his" column. Ray just has to see who this chick is that really likes 'Ray'. He goes to Robert's apt and low and behold she is fire and keeps egging her on about her favorite columns. Great show with several laugh out loud moments. We like/appreciate the long shots and mastery of the dialogue, incredibly well written acted every episode, a true throwback.
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NFL Hall of Fame
Suggs was my first one out. It was a struggle between him and Kuechley. If Suggs went in and Kuechley had to wait due to the short career, I'd be fine.
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Dedicated Stranger Things Series Thread
Her blue steel look anytime the camera lingers on her face takes us out of the show. It's amusing that sure these kids have grown into adults but she's the one that feels like she's an alien now compared to the rest.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
As a Texas fan, I absolutely agree with the poster saying being 0-5 in big games that lead to a CCG appearance or playoffs is a bad sign. If I were an Aggie fan, I'd absolutely be happy with a 11-2 playoff season(even if I know it was built on the weakest conference schedule possible and a bit of luck) I'd also know that they're losing a ton, and they realistically, need to upgrade there once and future "Heisman" Candidate if they want to get better. The schedule next year is MUCH tougher and they're more likely to drop back to 8-4 than win 10 games again. 8-4, without being snarky. OSU, Georgia, Vandy, and us. And don't forget OU on a neutral field...they probably win if Mateer is hurt, but that defense at OU was legit.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
I'd like to see more posts saying a good OL is important to having a good team. Or maybe some more repetition about what we need out of the portal. Definitely more largely irrelevant regurgitation of football board diatribe. A person doesn't have to copy and paste (but I do it from memory! hurrah for you.) the same shit over and over to every new thread he visits. Try to be funny every once in awhile.
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NFL Hall of Fame
IIRC, only five get in? If so, I think I'd go with: Brees, Fitzgerald, Kuechly, Witten, and Yanda
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Surly kids who can't get into UT
The getting dark early in the winter months is understated. My MIL’s health is declining so my wife and I have been doing a lot of travel up to the Portland area where her parents live over the past few months. It’s dark at 4:30. It sucks.
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Surly kids who can't get into UT
Travel for us ended up being a more significant cost than I had really thought about going into having a college kid. When I went to college, I went and came home at Christmas and summer. My parents never stepped foot on campus. With my oldest, we have two parents weekends a year and both end up being on busy school event weekends so finding a place to stay is not cheap on top of traveling back and forth. The first year she was also not great at planning ahead on coming home. We would get a call on a Mon/Tues wanting to come home that weekend, so we paid last minute airfare a few times over the course of the year. This year has been a lot better with her planning when she wanted to come home and being more settled I think. She bounced between SEC schools during her first year football season on the weekends, this year she was pretty much on campus the entire fall semester other than a couple of away games. The other thing we have found with both kids is that there are generally pretty good travel/transportation options from campus to a major airport. There are decent shuttle services tailored to the college kids that run from both cities to the major airports 1.5 hours away that are pretty cheap.
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2025-26 CFP General Discussion
kids are cooler than me, i'd probably throw my drink at the guy
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Surly kids who can't get into UT
Sweet! Congrats to your son!!! My daughter got about the same amount -- the Summit Scholarship. It's still not a cheap nonresident bill, but the scholarship has helped a ton. And her grades were high enough after the first year that she got a second scholarship, much smaller, but every bit helps. Also, Oregon offers a lot of employment opportunities on campus and is flexible around student schedules, in case your kid wants to make some money to help with the other incidental college expenses. @mdmost asked about distance. If your kid goes to school far away, one of the "hidden" costs can be transportation to and from home, and a lot of schools are located a good ways away from a major airport. Be sure to research that, since it's not an insignificant factor in terms of time and money. Eugene has a pretty good regional airport. Southwest does not have a direct flight from Austin to Eugene, but there's usually at least one or two decent one-stop flights per day, and the airfare and travel times are not crazy. There are also direct flights into Portland, and you can take the train to Eugene. It's maybe a 2.5 hour train ride. There's also the emotional component to distance -- is your kid going to be okay so far away from home, especially if he or she doesn't know anybody at the particular college? I've known a kid or two who went off to school half the country away and ended up transferring to UT or aggy after the first year. It can be a factor. Fortunately, my daughter had a few classmates from McCallum High go to Oregon, and she ended up bonding with a great group of friends from all over very quickly (one lives in Wimberly -- a lot of Texas kids go to Oregon), so the social adjustment wasn't an issue. One other issue for Oregon -- the weather. Yeah, it's gray for most of 4 months or so in the Fall/Winter time period, and being that much further north it gets darker much earlier during that time. It can be tough for a Texas kid used to an abundance of sunshine. But the rain in the Eugene area isn't terrible -- not a lot of heavy downpour like you can get in the Portland area. It's more of a constant drizzle. Students never carry umbrellas, so invest in a nice waterproof jacket. If you can gut through the rainy season, the April-September period is absolutely gorgeous. And even during the rainy season, there are several days here and there of bright blue skies (though still in the 40s or 50s). Overall the weather hasn't been a negative for my daughter. But my stepdaughter has already given a huge "NOPE" to Oregon because of the rain factor.
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Surly kids who can't get into UT
Not my kid, per se, but our best friends' daughter is a freshman there this year. She also got the merit scholarship which essentially gives her in-state tuition. She loves it. Joined a sorority right away and loves her classes.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
My guess is that she has a trusted advisor smart enough to know how to influence the majority of her semi-literate supporters. Politics 101.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
I don't know what her game is, but it's not good for the rest of us.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
She's an ignorant cunt. Full stop. She hasn't learned much other than she lost her reservation on the grift wagon. Fuck her
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Landman
Lioness was shit too. The whole premise of the show was Zoe Saldaña's asshole character being an extra hard ass to make sure the new undercover marine (who was a badass) doesn't get discovered and killed, yet at the apex of her main mission, she passes her NSA-level type background search from enemy security, but then gets discovered by a simple google type search with a marine graduation picture? Fucking dumb. That's a classic Taylor Sheridan, "it's 4 am, I'm out of drugs and going to bed" type writing. Landman I assume, we're all just hate watching the non Billy Bob scenes. Andy Garcia is ok too.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
Idk if others may agree with me, but my opinion is that the NCAA should just create a new G5 subdivision. Division 1 would then be made up of FCS, FBS-G5, and FBS-P4. FCS has their own playoffs and crowns their own national champion. G5 has their own playoffs and crowns a national champion. P4 had their own playoffs and national champion. Take the G5 conferences champions plus 3 at larges, 8 team G5 playoff. Put the playoff games on weekdays in between P4 playoff games. People watch the FCS playoffs and would watch things like Tuesday MACtion just because we love football. A G5 playoff I bet would get some viewership and make some money. Could still incorporate bowl games by playing playoff games at the bowl sites closest to the higher seeds. This allows good G5 programs to actually play for a national championship. Given the widening gap in NIL/resources between G5 and P4, I think the days of seeing a top 5 Boise St, or Utah, etc are long in the past. Maybe we get a first round upset once a decade, but G5 schools in the playoffs with P4 schools will almost always be unwatchable blowouts and I don't think one would ever be able to win 4 games to win a national championship. Also, if this structure came to fruition, I'd make an NCAA scheduling rule: every P4 school must schedule an OOC of at least one P4, one G4, then school's choice (another G4, FCS, whatever).
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Texas Roster 2026
Preach! So many keep bitching that we should immediately scrubs the return home games with tOSU and Michigan (after we gave up the road games) like the schedule was a bigger impediment to our championship chances than the fact this team isn’t a top 5 (or maybe even top 10) squad. Talent was lacking due to poor portal/recruiting, a disengaged Sark in the offseason, and poor coaching/preparation in games we lost or came close to losing. Is the goal to make the playoff or to win a championship? For the most severely butt hurt, our signature wins were against a flawed OU team, a fraud aggy team, and a Vandy team that finished lower than us. 2025 Texas would need a miracle to even return to the semifinals. Playing against good opponents makes you a better team. Winning a championship requires starting with top 10 talent and depth, effective offseason program, great coaching, and luck. Being too chickenshit to play UM or tOSU at home might let a team like 2025 Texas sneak into the playoffs, but it damn sure isn’t winning a title without addressing the larger problems. Improve talent and coaching, and you don’t have to worry about dropping games to shitty teams like Florida and nearly UK/MSU.