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  1. nurses won't hesitate a second ... 1. swallow 2. pee on you 3. DTF, all the time saw it on a hallmark movie so must be true
  2. My wife has made something like that before and it is in fact delicious. I think her recipe came from America's Test Kitchen.
  3. I don't think the next 9 months define anything about Dana Brown. He is in a difficult position of having to lie to the media all the time, because that is what his boss wants while having to deal with the boss's constant meddling in personnel decisions with his cabal of HOF players that know shit about fuck about putting a winning team on the field. I have been advocating trading Pena and Alvarez because there is no money to make a real addition to the roster because Crane has pissed that away to shitty players time and time again. This team is about 2 years away from being a complete dumpster fire like when Crane bought the team. You can course correct and try to avoid that fire, or you can steer straight into it, too many fans appear to want to go back to the 2008-2010 version of the Astros, except MLB has changed the rules to try to negate multiple seasons of tanking. People keep saying Alvarez is a MVP level bat, but he's never put it together and is now 29 years old. He's never hit 40 HRs, and he has driven in 100 once in his career. I'd sell high on Pena especially in this shitty offseason for SSs.
  4. Channeling my inner Burton - "Interesting." I don't like playing this game either. I'd probably be inclined to say Manning though, choosing to ignore the clunkers earlier in the season. Good receivers make their QB's look better though. Sayin looks a lot better with both Smith and Tate on the field. Evans made Manziel, etc.
  5. You shut your mouth. You shut your dirty whore mouth right now and you go straight to Hell. I very vaguely see the resemblance and I'd totally fuck the shit out of Nancy Mace because she's kinda dirty hot and you know the sex would be off the chain because she's absolutely fucking batshit crazy.
  6. I'd trade Pena and Alvarez. It's foolish to think they you are winning anything with this roster as currently constructed. Altuve needs to be the full time DH, and that only happens if Alvarez is gone.
  7. Trump awarded her a championship trophy, right?
  8. You suggest that people with money are immune to aggravation. You're incorrect. If I were paid extravagantly to do a job, I'd resent doing anything that I didn't have to do. I'd hate being surrounded by idiots. I empathize with people who have to be so. If my job were to have to be exposed to idiots periodically from day to day for millions of dollars, I, RomaVicta, would make the sacrifice. I don't know that announcing my availability on a message board will make it come true.
  9. Been there done that. ^^^ Think I'll screen shot that to her this morning.
  10. Cajun

    Pink Floyd

    Had my friend and his hippie, rave hand dancing wife over the other night for dinner when my Circus Maximus BluRay came in. Broke out one of the laser units, some laser gloves (for her), and a little smoke machine to see what would happen. Kinda worked --- IMG_8083.mov
  11. I hate that this happened to her but, jfc, a rape victim voting for a rapist. What à world.
  12. Happened to me too. That means she's waiting on you to send pics to her first.
  13. Still no response. Maybe her connection is down?
  14. Debts? I owe her nothing. She can pry my cash from my cold dead hand because winning is hard. Does she even know how many bets I welched on before Sark started coaching at Texas. I got some financial issues cause winning is hard!
  15. Yeah. I am thinking about smoking the shoulders a bit to get some flavors going and then cooking them down with some pork butt.
  16. I keep an empty mouthwash bottle in a pocket in the door of my truck for pit stops. The bigger opening is critical for the portable urinal. Trying to pee into a can is a rookie move. And DWI pisses me off, pun kind of intended. There is no reason at all to drive impaired in the least in the age of ride sharing.
  17. Some supermodel wrote in her autobiography that before Paris "Fashion Week", they would put shrimp out on the windowsill for a day or two, and then eat it, so they could get to their ideal weight.
  18. I’m assuming she just spilled what she told her friends that they didn’t tell other people (as far as she knows)
  19. Mace going after Cory Mills. MTG going after Republicans defying her on the Epstein stuff. Laura Loomer saying the GOP has a Nazi problem.
  20. As a side note I give any gay guys credit. Having this stuck up your butt is a teeth clinching exercise.
  21. If everyone alive is in the Hive at the same time by definition your daughter is involved regardless of where her physical body is. Bodies are lifeless drones used to accomplish needed tasks and nothing more at this point. They probably shut them down like the lights when not needed.
  22. Seems like the only logical thing to do is make sure all of your relatives are dead and out of the hive. Then bang away. which reminds me- Carol doesn’t have any family they could send to attempt to pacify her like the others have? Loses her wife and the next best thing is a book cover lookalike? Was that explained away and I missed it?
  23. No kidding. Every pic on her insta looks like a caricature.
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