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  1. I'm with you on this. It's a pride thing and being a true Blue Blood. A free month to train our guys for next year is huge. Titles mentioned above - well, shit if we could just catch OU, I'd be happy. Alabama - won't happen in my lifetime.
  2. No one wants to relitigate this again (especially on a DT thread that's already become a CR trainwreck), but the mechanisms to force the sitting President of the United States--who absolutely wants to run for reelection--to step aside are messy at best, 25th Amendment party destroying at worst. Do I--and most everyone else--wish that they found a way? Obviously. Should they have found a way? Clearly. But I'd wager that "crossing your fingers and hoping he makes it to the finish line" would probably be the decided strategy 9 times out of 10, regardless of who's in office, in such a position if the alternative is a very public and untimely power struggle. To your point, that points to incompetence--or, at least the path of least resistance from the number crunchers--over some willful, malicious conspiracy. I understand voters feeling aggrieved and robbed of choice. I also bet they'd sure we shit like a do-over since we ended up with the least sound mind in office imaginable. Mistakes were made all around.
  3. I'd really like to see better serving. I do not know where that comes from. I would also like to see another Sullivan on staff that can develop the middles and make them a priority in the offense. I don't think future national team coaches that stay on staff for 10+ years grow on trees, but I do not believe we have anyone on staff who makes the position the same kind of priority he did, and I believe it's affecting our roster, development, and match emphasis. The stats from the Wisconsin game were posted. They had 50% first ball side outs in the first set. 52% FBSO in the second set. That's not a setting issue. We weren't even getting a chance to perform an attack. Going on another serving error harangue, Wisconsin committed 10 serving errors to our 6. Wisconsin, along with Stanford, were one of the leaders in serving errors per set on the year at 2.9. But every one of those first ball side outs had the same effect on the outcome as serving the ball right into the net. So while we didn't commit as many serving errors, our serves were milquetoast that gave our side no opportunity to score during our serving rotation. Our passing was dogshit. Including Halter. The only match that approached it in terms of poor performance was Stanford. Now, there's an argument to be made a great setter betters the ball even with bad passing, but that's not what was going on on the other side of the net. Wisconsin was regularly scoring on shitty second contacts because Colyer and Vajagic were fucking wizards with their roll shots. Again, not a setter issue. Which is not to say there's not a setter issue. I admit Swindle is not some kind of be all end all. But to blame our ills on her is missing other really key flaws on this team.
  4. That's awesome. I bet it's cool for her to see that & also cool for Mom & Dad to have her see it. Our kids hear us talk about the glory days, but I think it's hard for them to really imagine that we were actually pretty athletic and skilled back in the day. Mrs. Wood (no pics) & I were nowhere near the Fuerbys' level, but both our boys play & we were talking the other day about how cool it would be for them to be able to see video of us playing before age broke us down. But we weren't all walking around with hand-sized video cameras all day every day 22 years ago.
  5. You can also see her right nip in the bed scene where his hand gets stuck to her hair.
  6. Sage fucked up by switching on Steven last week. A weirdo, but she had managed the game decently to that point. After that happened, Savannah deserved it over the others in the final five. Her challenge dominance sealed it for her.
  7. Ha just seeing this. Dude, we’ve lived here for 23 years and never used to see bears. Now we have them on our block multiple times a week. They’ve knocked over our trash cans several times. The night after Halloween my daughter’s friend was picking her up. My daughter walked out the front door and there was a bear 4 feet away on our porch, eating leftover ribs I had thrown in the trash. Not sure if the vid will load, but that is my house he’s in front of. VIDEO-2025-10-24-20-35-54.mov
  8. To answer the question, I would serve her/ she could blow me/ I'd give her the tip, etc.
  9. Cannot afford any longer, however I do think my past donation(s) to State Representative Erin Zwiener was a wise decision. https://www.ErinForymYall.com/ If you're the sort who thinks "All politicians are only in it for the money", well then I know you haven't met Erin 1:1 or been to her home.
  10. That's how it works when it's successful - The American Dream. Would you like to hear my anecdotal story of what it looks like when it doesn't work, because I got a really good up close and personal look for about 17 years. It's foolish to believe it'll work 10's and 10's of millions of times over, but something we should strive for with controls to expedite those types of successes. But still, NIMBY. I do respect you. And LOL you aren't going to live within 5 miles of me. And you missed a spot with the weedeater. Maybe I'll revisit how some of the words being thrown are defined. What plan? I don't recall offering any plan. I'd only request you find that particular receipt. Pretty sure that I have not typed that.
  11. Gotta get conditioning back. Considering it was her kneecap
  12. … and then she undercut Sidberry rebounding. Smiley needs to have a word with her.
  13. @wood & I remember her dad from AVP, but this clip is fun.
  14. No they are the pieces of shit they say they are and proud of it. Beneath me trash because you are a dishwasher or some shit is on brand and insane. The only legal job my great grandpa had after coming from Mexico was being a janitor at Abilene High School for 30 years after he got his citizenship. My grandma was a cook/dishwasher/cleaning lady all her life. Fatty needs an ass beating calling them and people like them trash
  15. Looked through the entire thread, but didn't see this mentioned. Beverly D'Angelo grabbing Chevy's junk was an ad-lib that she thought would get cut, but made it into the movie. Her letting go to shake the hand of Mrs. Shirley and then returning her hand to Chevy's dick is just greatness:
  16. Js1

    Texas Women's Soccer

    Joining her from UCLA Gof Boyko, one of her other assistants, got the top job
  17. Probably the funniest thing I've seen someone from the Park cities say. I'm sure you've never met someone who didn't think a bit more of themselves than others. Thank you for the chuckle. I couldn't gaf less about people from the internet believing this, that, or the other. I'd be more worried you believe everything you read on here. Hell we had the smartest guy in the world, PE player who pulled strings all over UT and Austin among other places that had a fucking go fund me set up for his kids after his death. Let me dumb it down further - not everyone is who they say they are on the internet.
  18. A long, long time ago I waited tables at a nice steakhouse. We had an Air Force base in town. One night I got a 20-ish person retirement party. All Air Force brothas. Every. Single. One. Had an Asian wife/girlfriend that spoke limited English. Everyone was paying separate, so I’m having to around and ask who is with who and so on. I get to the fourth or fifth lady and she says to me “the black guy”. I had to collect myself because every guy at the table was black. So I tried to diplomatically narrow down my choices for her date. After several unsuccessful trjes, this very frustrated Asian lady with a very thick accent yells incredibly loud “CHOCOLATE THUNDAA!!”. One head snaps around and she points and says “dat one”. /csb
  19. I could fix her....
  20. Well, because I'd prefer not to say "shoot those evil fuckers" on a message board. That's counter to public policy and the law and that stuff. Also, the law is very, very good at one thing in particular, especially when the opposing party is a private person (that is, not the US government): grinding the opposing party down to miserable dust. The legal system is hell on individuals, and can drag that hell out for a long time. When you have "put them through living hell" on the menu, you should order it. With extra cheese.
  21. Curious if Texas can appeal the one year sit out rule with the SEC office - she didn't play a single inning in 2025, regular season or fall ball, so why punish her and make her sit out 2026 too? She'd start her athletic freshman year in 2026 fall ball / 2027 regular season and finish 4 years of eligibility after the 2030 season. She'll be like 24/25 when she is a senior.
  22. I'd be thrilled if they "may reportedly" achieve having a CEO who isn't a giant, sociopathic, malevolent lump of shit in 2026.
  23. I really wish I wasn’t attracted to Leavitt and her RATs.
  24. Chesney: So, Coach, here are some notes on the guys coming back. Personality information for how they respond to different motivational purposes. Information and strengths and weaknesses for play calling and game planning. Napier: Great, thanks a lot. Let me tell you how to handle Power 4 football. Chesney: You know, I think I'd like to just go in cold. Thanks though.
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