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I work in the chemical industry, and the number of men who have worked an extraordinary amount of overtime to afford their wife's desired lifestyle, only for her to file for divorce and get child support based on them pretty much working themselves to death is not insignificant. And then they are trapped into having to continue to work as much overtime as possible just to be able to pay child support. When the market invetitably goes to shit and overtime gets cut out they still have to somehow come up with the money to pay for the lifestyle that they provided when times were good. If our legal system was fair and balanced and weighed things equally, then I'd be right there with you, but the way it is currently set up isn't the ideal way that it exists in your mind.
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
ATXbronco replied to Nueces River Rat's topic in Football
I hate those narrow frame glasses. I'd rather see 70% out of contacts than 85% out of narrow frame glasses. -
Sorry @immamac I don't think I have it anymore. I might be on a cold storage disc somewhere but I probably thought I'd never need it again.
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About to throw the pork butt on the smoker, hopefully it will be done by dinner tomorrow (~14lbs). Then the brisket goes on next for Christmas dinner, because we are a fambly of carnivores. Going with Meat Church rub on the brisket. The butt get BBQ Spot, but some love while smoking.
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He's not. He once won $55k and he got into a fight with his wife and he threw all the money out of the window over a bridge going over Memphis to Arkansas. He told her if she wanted the money go find it. He pays the bills. Lol. He onde played golf with no shirt, no shoes, no pants, but had his cigarettes at a Branson, MO golf course. He once passed out at a hooters in NC. He refused to go to the hospital and had no ride home. He was forced to spend the night in jail. He once walked into a strip club and told the waitresses the bill was on him and he left. He got the bill and it was something like $100k. He didn't even blink. In college he arrived too big at 235 lbs, so he decided to go on a diet. That diet? Jack Daniels and popcorn. It worked. Dude has a herum of topless women. It's insane. He's such a fucking weirdo cool guy that he wears topless pants. In 2014, Daly showed his admiration for the female form by rocking a pair of brightly covered pants festooned with silhouettes of naked women. They were classy naked women though. The kind you’d see at the beginning of a Bond movie, not the kind you’d tip with singles. Dude gambles like he's dying tomorrow, which I can see why. He thinks water is for pussies. He once told fans he only smokes two packs a day, not three, so he'll be ok. Fucking legend.
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Straight to the butt hole. No. Lube. At. All.
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https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 8/EFTA00025010.pdf This file contains an allegation that Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein raped a pregnant 14 year old girl on a boat in Lake Michigan in 1984. The girl allegedly gave birth while they were assaulting her, and her uncle allegedly killed the baby in front of her before throwing the body overboard. This is hosted on justice.gov and released by the Trump administration.
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Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
HornOnTheBayou replied to msbesq's topic in Cloak Room
That's your takeaway from his post? * Dumbass. ** * Notice the question mark at the end of the sentence. Because while it was rhetorical, that line was still a question. ** Now this one is a little more complicated. I should have said, "You are a dumbass." However, I chose to take a little artistic license in order to be more brief and to reference a gif made famous by Debra Jo Rupp in her portrayal of Kitty Forman in That '70s Show. -
I ran into that a bit when I first was dating my now-wife. I just ordered whatever I wanted at dinner and showed up to family functions with beer and wine. She and her siblings soon followed suit, and the in-laws got used to it.
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The trophy looks like a butt plug.
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In San Antonio for Christmas. Sweet mother of mercy I'd forgotten how god awful the drivers are here. Completely oblivious. Sitting at 4 way stops like there's a red light. Waiting 5 seconds to accelerate on greens. Everyone on their phone.
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Depends on what you need but Hill is the guy I'd rather keep away from my opponent. I'm in the finals and my opponent has Kelce so I'm tryna get Hill. Taysom as a flex is intriguing if Kamara remains out. I loat Judkins and my other options are Breece and Carter.
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I uninstall the Uber app almost immediately after every ride because of its annoying fucking notifications. I want notifications on so I know driver has been selected/is 5 minutes out/has arrived. I don't want all the other shit about buying more rides or delivering carrots or duct tape or butt plugs. And I'm too lazy to see if there's a way to turn off those other notifications while leaving the useful ones. Lyft app doesn't send me any of that shit.
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Conservative Christian in-laws arrive tomorrow for three days. Almost finished hiding all the liquor and anything drinking related. Wife and I are in our mid 50's. I have long advocated for ripping that band-aid off, but my wife would bear the brunt of the backlash, so I keep up the charade for her. They are in their early 80's so their last trip to our house can't be that far down the road.
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I wouldn’t complain about seeing the vat of beans dumped on her. You know, for science or whatever.
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Under whose microscope? She did exactly what her boss hired her to do.
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