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  1. Debts? I owe her nothing. She can pry my cash from my cold dead hand because winning is hard. Does she even know how many bets I welched on before Sark started coaching at Texas. I got some financial issues cause winning is hard!
  2. Yeah. I am thinking about smoking the shoulders a bit to get some flavors going and then cooking them down with some pork butt.
  3. I keep an empty mouthwash bottle in a pocket in the door of my truck for pit stops. The bigger opening is critical for the portable urinal. Trying to pee into a can is a rookie move. And DWI pisses me off, pun kind of intended. There is no reason at all to drive impaired in the least in the age of ride sharing.
  4. Some supermodel wrote in her autobiography that before Paris "Fashion Week", they would put shrimp out on the windowsill for a day or two, and then eat it, so they could get to their ideal weight.
  5. I’m assuming she just spilled what she told her friends that they didn’t tell other people (as far as she knows)
  6. Mace going after Cory Mills. MTG going after Republicans defying her on the Epstein stuff. Laura Loomer saying the GOP has a Nazi problem.
  7. As a side note I give any gay guys credit. Having this stuck up your butt is a teeth clinching exercise.
  8. If everyone alive is in the Hive at the same time by definition your daughter is involved regardless of where her physical body is. Bodies are lifeless drones used to accomplish needed tasks and nothing more at this point. They probably shut them down like the lights when not needed.
  9. Seems like the only logical thing to do is make sure all of your relatives are dead and out of the hive. Then bang away. which reminds me- Carol doesn’t have any family they could send to attempt to pacify her like the others have? Loses her wife and the next best thing is a book cover lookalike? Was that explained away and I missed it?
  10. No kidding. Every pic on her insta looks like a caricature.
  11. Js1

    Texas Women's Soccer

    I’m assuming she got a commitment? But like, she has to keep doing her job
  12. Freeman, Kiffin , Day , Lanning, Smart, Cignetti, Deboer, Shannahan - All would be takes, but completely unrealistic Bob Stoops would be hilarious and I'd be down for the ride Wouldn't want Franklin too conservative, i doubt he'll ever win the big one at this point Urban - fuck it spin the wheel lets see what happens, probably another disaster but he could win quick and gtfo Fuck them retreads - Gundy, Patterson, Kingsbury, Mack Brown Honestly would probably go for someone still hungry like Golesh at USF , Traylor at UTSA , and find the best fucking GM we can get to support them
  13. I'd still like to give him a chance. It would either work or it would end spectacularly.
  14. Rider? Hell, I barely even know her.
  15. She knows how to fight in the mud, and even though she’s a True Believer, she seems aware that True Believers are there to be used and tossed aside. I think she will survive her next primary.
  16. Ya know, if the mtg spat gets any wilder some shit like that might happen as it was her BF who asked that of Zelenskyy
  17. Being a reporter around Mohammad bin Salman is a potentially life threatening situation. I'd probably refrain from asking him any questions that might upset the crown prince.
  18. The way he lashes out to reporters is exactly how my grand mother behaved when she first started getting really demented and questions would confuse her or make her uncomfortable.
  19. No one's acting like L'Oreal's stuff is being force fed at all, but nice attempted straw man. She makes the IG post, people see it and repost the content in different ways on different social media outlets and we (the Royal "We") stumble across it in those places. You acting like that isn't reality is what is comical. You pretending that is the equivalent of people making choices to log into and follow her on IG is, at best, equally comical and, at worst, sadly disingenuous. Your inability to grasp those facts and repeatedly taking the long road around doing so is actually quite entertaining, however. So, thanks for that.
  20. Everyone has AIDS AIDS, AIDS, AIDS AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS Everyone has AIDS And so this is the end of our story And everyone is dead from AIDS It took from me my best friend My only true pal My only bright star (He died of AIDS) Well I'm gonna march on Washington Lead the fight and charge the brigades There's a hero inside of all of us I'll make them see everyone has AIDS My father (AIDS) My sister (AIDS) My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS, AIDS, AIDS) The gays and the straights And the white and the spades Everyone has AIDS! My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS, AIDS, AIDS) The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS) Come on everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS, AIDS AIDS, AIDS, AIDS) We gotta break down these barricades, everyone has AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS AIDS, AIDS!
  21. Bobby Petrino talked about wanting to get the players more into the rivalry by showing them past games. Seems like something that really isn't ingrained in the program at this point since we've only played each other 7 times this century. If this game was on the road, I'd be more worried. "We’re going to do some things to make sure they understand it, because it’s always been a big deal. I mean, the first time I was here it was always a big deal about, you know, the Arkansas-Texas rivalry and the Big Game," Petrino said. "We’re going to try to put a few things together for them and make sure they understand it and know how important it is to the state of Arkansas." Arkansas plans to lean into the disdain this week. "With the transfer portal and with the guys moving from school to school, you certainly don't have that old taste of growing up, I shouldn't use the word hate, but disliking another program as much as it used to be," Petrino said. "So that does make it a little bit different. We're going to try to rev it up, though, and make them dislike (Texas) more." https://www.swtimes.com/story/sports/college/sec/2025/11/17/bobby-petrino-arkansas-football-texas-rivalry/87270221007/
  22. Funny how shit like that works. You're in the same booth, planes, and airport lounges with all these other people with the same job but different employers. You all talk about things off-camera, off the page. You hear things. A peer who's stellar at her job reports something, and gets flamed for it. You and your peers are pissed off, and decide to start doing some digging. You hear more things... She has a couple other sources beyond that one.
  23. Is that Rosie O'Donnell playing her in the Dixie Chicks movie?
  24. It reminds me of Castle Rock in that regard. I am digging the focus on Halloran using the shine; I’ve basically lost interest in the kids and I’m considering Halloran the main character (I say that, I’ve never seen Taylour Paige in anything previously and she’s terrific, and I’m hoping we get to see her do more). The show does seem to have taken King’s stated goal of “…I will try to terrorize the reader. But if I find I cannot terrify I will try to horrify. If I find I cannot horrify I will go for the gross-out. I’m not proud.” I think it’s more that the clown becomes less scary the more you see him.
  25. She’s already explained her source is a BMD that she knows from a long time ago and her dad and this BMD etc etc
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