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Absolutely tragic. I feel terrible for her family.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
NoName replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
This is genuinely the biggest issue with the committee. It's a bunch of old heads almost all of whom have specific ties to teams and schools or conferences that are relevant year after year. There is NO accountability. I'd rather go back to the BCS style of ranking than continue this bullshit one more year. 12 folks. Six sitting ADs (Nebraska, Utah, Middle Tenn, Miami Ohio, Virginia, Arkansas). Two former ADS. Two former coaches. One writer (Ivan Maisel) and one former player (Wesley Walls.) Having half of your group be existing, sitting ADs is a truly incredible conflict of interests - yeah they "recuse" themselves but who believes that. -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
dcar00 replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
It is interesting that while the bowls are involved in this, I don't think they have any say anymore. butts in seats don't matter. They get quarters and semis and get to still wear their cool jackets, have dinners/events and hand out a trophy, which is all they ever cared about anyway. -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
dcar00 replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
The FanDuel contact had to get some info from his/her(probably a her if I had to guess) committee contact first. -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Hagbard Celine replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
let me repeat it's a neutral site you have Three Hundred and Eighty Five Thousand brethren in Texas 3 8 5 0 0 0 you have Eighty Three Thousand brethren in North Texas 8 3 0 0 0 if you can't put 30000 butts in seats and own one half of each of the 2 lower bowls you will have less support than the powerhouse 5A & 6A high school teams in Texas this is it this is your chance to own the "national fanbase" once and for all with the exception of a big neutral site game in LA, this is it this is your opportunity to shut up investigator gentiles who DO KNOW your history -
Charlie Kirk assassinated at an event in Utah (by a 22 YO groyper)
Dnaguy replied to msbesq's topic in Cloak Room
Spying that midsection she doesn’t seem to shy away from putting stuff in her mouth… I know, I know. I shouldn’t body shame…. A little chub with a great smile and those eyes are very much wheelhouse territory I will, however, intellectually shame her though as my 7 month old puppy coming to from anesthesia and rolling on puppy Vicodin after getting the chop could write a better essay. So adding dumb to the mix makes it a sure thing lock of a wheelhouse situation. -
damn, i'm one block away from sylvia garcia's district. im assuming her plan is to run for that seat when garcia retires garcia is 75
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i'm single and ready to step in ..... Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo announces 'painful' split from husband after 1 year of marriage In an Instagram post, Hidalgo reflected on their decade-long relationship, describing their marriage as one marked by “joy, new experiences, major changes, important lessons… and deep love.” She wrote that their years together, spanning more than half of her adult life, were built on partnership and mutual support, even through challenges. Hidalgo did not provide details about the separation.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
C-Man replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
Well, can you point to aggy or Ole Miss or Oklahoma playing additional games against top 5 or top 10 games this weekend? The CCG is do-or-die for Virginia and BYU for sure this weekend. Should Tech get a pass if it doesn't beat BYU this weekend? I'm not certain of that but I'd be shocked if they're not firmly in no matter what happens this weekend. It's also do-or-die for North Texas, Tulane and James Madison this weekend. (It also might not matter for North Texas/Tulane if James Madison wins.) It's not do-or-die for Ohio State, Indiana, Georgia or Alabama due to the strength of their conferences. -
And no one mentioned her Eugene Levy caterpillar eyebrows
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I flew out of Love Field a few months back and had forgotten that I'd left my driver's license on the scanner in my office (had to scan it for something). Fortunately I still had my old expired license in my wallet. I had to go through additional screening (basically just another pat down and a few questions) but they let me fly. I did have the license sent to me for the return trip since I wasn't sure if I'd have it as easy on the way back. /csb
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Charlie Kirk assassinated at an event in Utah (by a 22 YO groyper)
speed817 replied to msbesq's topic in Cloak Room
Of course her mom is a J6 attorney lol. That explains a lot..... -
Yes. Took my wife (no pics) almost a year to get her DL renewed thanks to Abbott’s fuckery with DMV staffing so she had been using her passport when flying. Expired DLs usually work but apparently a TSA agent having a bad day might fuck with you on it
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Underrated or ignored albums you think are incredible
elguapo replied to pepper brooks's topic in Music
Just discovered this self titled album by Felt, a band I'd never heard of. They released the one album in 1971. It's got a prog rock psychedelic blues sound that is right in my wheelhouse. -
I've got an Andover Max Spinbase w/ a TEAC TN-4D-SE plus a sub and am thrilled w/ the sound in our unused guestroom, which is likely 1.5X any dorm room your boy will have. Best of all, the simplicity of the system has made my wife a huge fan of playing vinyl & she's growing her own collection. I'm looking at the Andover One SB upgrade as a "you've earned it" self gift.
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I know that there was a lot to comment on, but I can't believe that it took until the very last comment for someone to mention her fivehead
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Nancy Mace: Sexual assault survivor or cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?
Satchel replied to C-Man's topic in Cloak Room
Mace will respond by saying he left because she spurned his amorous advances, because everybody wants her crazy ass. -
Watching Squid Game challenge hoping these losers actually get shot. Shit, I'd do it for free.
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Trumps War on drugs, Venezuela and Colombia
TwiceHorn replied to Wally Fairway's topic in Cloak Room
Ok, so these boats are targeted with some kind of missile, which would seem to be drone-launched, aircraft-launched, or surface-launched. Given current "proclivities, I'd assume an AGM-114 Hellfire launched from a Predator or Reaper drone. What on earth does any SEAL team have to do with this? Or JSOC? The drones could be launched from dang near anywhere, maybe likely a surface vessel in this instance, and controlled from really anywhere? -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
'stache replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
Bama isn't getting left out, I don't think the CCG runner up in BIG or SEC will ever be left out. With a four-way tie of 1 conference loss teams all of them will get in. I can't imagine any committee saying "congrats Bama you won the tie breaker but you must win or you're out while the teams that lost the tie-breaker get in." I also think ND is in if for no other reason than they made it to the championship game last year which probably means something despite their weak conference schedule this year. So it seems to me that the last spot is down to OU and Texas. I just don't see ND being left out for a sixth SEC team. Being as objective as I can, I'd give the spot to UT. At that point I think it's fair to set aside the tOSU loss and go with the H2H win. It doesn't change the TV ratings analysis because this includes only the Big XII winner, ACC winner, G5 Champ, and 3 BIG schools (tOSU, IU, UO). The only chaos I see is if BYU beats Tech, the committee might find a way to put Tech in removing an SEC spot or ND. If Duke beats UVA, I don't see any discussion about letting UVA in and Miami IMO shouldn't even be considered if they couldn't make their own CCG, especially when a 7-5 team got a spot. -
Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
'stache replied to GreenspointTexas's topic in Football
I guess it works if it's an obvious promotion that players and fans should understand, like G5 to P4, or coordinator to HC. I can see the difference when a P4 coach leaves for another job within the conference to a program that is considered a big time rival. Still, considering this is Ole Miss' best shot, I would have swallowed my pride and let him coach the playoff and wish him well. If I were a fan I'd take comfort knowing that there is a decent chance he flames out at LSU. -
Well you say that, but if he fucks over LSU I'd enjoy it! I hope Ole Miss wins the natty, LSU has to pay Kiffin a $1 mil bonus for someone else's joy, and then Kiffin never sniffs a title. It has a karmic flare to it
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I'd forgotten about the Thanks ATM we did. Can't remember if I knew they did the saw em off thing but not surprised. Does anyone have the actual halftime show from that game? I know that atm photo isn't a photo from that game.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Nueces River Rat replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
Norte Dame has too many advocates(Alums or other direct relationship) in the board rooms and c-suites in the media and major corporate sponsors and as long as they have two loses, they will get into whatever we call the playoffs. They could lose to a Texas and USC in the same season and play the likes of the bottom tier of the Big 10 and ACC for the rest of their schedule with Navy in there and win all those and be in the Playoffs . I'd argue even with three loses they'd get a pass because somehow only with the committee and some in the media, because the fact they get to pick their own schedule is looked at as a strength rather than a liability with them while many of us and to some extent a few in the media see it as a farce. -
This is where I am. No reason to drop home games with tOSU and Michigan the next two years, but I'd get out of the Notre Dame series (and possibly the Arizona State series as well) if Texas is ultimately left out. Replace them with teams like Boston College and Purdue. It sucks, but until it is shown that something other than your total # of losses matters, no reason to risk losing games out of conference anymore. Win out in the non-conference portion of the schedule and then go 7-2 or better in conference. That's the formula moving forward.
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