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The 3 on and 3 off bullshit needs to stop. Halloween and Thanksgiving are major holidays. It might cut into some commercial shooting schedules, but asking them to do their jobs isn’t going to hurt any feelings. McCarthy is utterly and completely washed and has no new projects to promote. I know Lorne is painfully loyal, but give somebody else a shot. Or maybe break McCarthy’s Ozempic regime and ask her to eat a couple slices of pizza as Barb Kellner.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Brian Fantana replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
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As a five-year clean former-smoker, if I were more of an Indiana fan, I'd buy that Cig shirt right now.
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Duke trying to let them score? What is this pee wee shit.
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Okay wish I'd never heard his voice.
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2025 Big Ten Championship - Ohio State vs. Indiana
Irish Wrist Watch replied to satyanash's topic in Football
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I'd wager with anyone on here that one of these teams wins it all.
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I'd chew your arm up to be able to line up and run qb sneak on 4th and 1
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the voyager finale is peak star trek i've watched it many times. jane way at her best
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Look man there's only so much I can do while babysitting a bunch of bratty ass kids. If I couldn't talk shit on the internet I'd probably just go insane.
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They keep using the same clip of the committee "watching football" in Grapevine at mid day. Doesn't inspire much confidence, I'd be impressed if any of them knew what yea it was. Might as well show us a live look at a nursing home.
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My friend just posted that DHS' VINE (Victim Information Notification Exhange) transferred her nephew from county jail to another facility and now are "closing the case" despite her not knowing where he is. The reporting agency just hangs up on her when she gets through to a human. When she enters an inmate ID thru the automated system, she just gets an automated "no ID exists" for this #. FUCK THESE GODDAMN FASCISTS!
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Turning into shadow_operative2.0? I'd submit we don't need another one.
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Charlie Kirk assassinated at an event in Utah (by a 22 YO groyper)
Bojack replied to msbesq's topic in Cloak Room
There's no way Fulnecky is her real name. It's obviously bait to get people to make jokes so the right wingers can act outraged. -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Alien Octopus replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
I'd cancel the ooc games during the cfp show and tell the cfp if they can't fix the shit show we will start organizing an alternative, but first here are 30 mm eyeballs that Mickey Mouse does not get to push ads. We joined the SEC for the clout. Sankey needs to channel his inner Deloss. -
She must give the worst blowjob with her tongue stitched to the bottom of her mouth and the teeth
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#2 Texas (9-0) vs. Prairie View A&M (2-5) Sunday, Dec. 7, 2025 – 2:00 p.m. Central Moody Center | Austin, Texas TELEVISION: The game will be streamed on SECN+ with David Saltzman and Fran Harris on the call. RADIO: The game will be broadcast on AM 1300 The Zone and TexasSports.Com. Craig Way and Kathy Harston will have the call. ______________ Prairie View A&M head coach: Tai Dillard since 2025 WELOMING BACK TAI DILLARD: The Longhorns are happy to welcome back Prairie View A&M head coach and former Texas player Tai Dillard. As a player, Dillard was a four-year letter winner at The University of Texas (1999–2003), competing under legendary Hall of Fame coach Jody Conradt. She helped lead the Longhorns to four consecutive NCAA Tournament appearances, including a Final Four run in 2003. A two-time Big 12 All-Academic selection, Dillard started 34 games her senior season and helped Texas to a 29-6 overall record. Following her collegiate career, Dillard played professionally for the WNBA’s San Antonio Silver Stars (2003–2005), as well as internationally in Israel and in the National Women’s Basketball League. She is married to former Texas basketball standout Brandon Mouton, and together they have two sons, Langston and Caden. _____________________ Regular Season @ UTEP L 84-60 @ Tulsa L 79-59 @ #20 Oklahoma St L 105-55 vs Texas College W 74-63 @ Sam Houston L 77-49 vs Huston Till W 67-58 @ Texas St L 93-52
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Listen. when I'm jackhammering away I always notice the bored look in her eyes.
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I gotta say I am enjoying watching DeBoer suck. Kirby smart may be a whiny sissy bitch, but he's a whiny sissy bitch who is a goddamned good football coach, and I'd be perfectly happy with him if he were our head coach. I just don't like DeBoer. I don't like his haircut. I don't like his teams. I don't like the way he stands on the sidelines. I don't like his voice. I don't like any team he coaches. I don't like his fucking face. Fuck that guy. With a bag over his head and a gag in his mouth, so I don't have to see his haircut, hear his voice, or see is stupid fucking face, bent over so I don't have to see him standing.
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But the thing is, OSU has an abundance of talent all over the place. Especially on offense, What defense is shutting down all those WRs? This what the narrative on them last year. Oregon beat them regular season. OSU misses the Big 10 champ game completely. They win it all. ND and Texas played them close, yes but both lost. I think OSU will be fine. I'd love to see them play Georgia for the title and would definitely root for OSU because fuck Kirby.
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I'm hoping Flood is done. Akina is a given. Flood had a great y1 OL class, had 4 years to get a "next" OL ready and we get this shit? Since y1 he has occasionally recruited 1 good prospect and then bread. Last year Brooks was the highlight. This year Robertson may after 2 years of body reshaping. Turntine is a jumbo TE at this point and needs 40-50lbs of good weight. Lee was a huge miss, I'd trade all our OL this class for him. The problem with this is if that if your one decent prospect misses or leaves after multiple years of paying him to ride the bench, you're screwed and relying on bread. I haven't seen anything to suggest OL development other than what T. Becton has done in S&C. Someone above said, maybe some of these guys have peaked? Yep, 3* bread has peaked. The amount of holds, no ability to open lanes or move people, bad pass protection, etc. This shit is on Flood and his shit recruiting of large (basically tall, very out of shape, super slow, fat people) humans.
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Whoever said upthread that I'd enjoy the Lindsey Stirling show was wrong. That was just some goofball shit. Jazzercise + violin carols + lighting designed to blind the audience. For 2 hours. They tried to Cirque de Soleil it at the end & congrats to the acrobats I guess. And there was like a 15 minute "audience participation" bit when she was filming content for her Insta page. To each their own, but watching someone bop around a stage while they air violin ain't my cup of tea.
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I'd love to see them get beaten badly to see what happens.
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(It's a lot closer to Dripping Springs than Austin, and I don't care.) I got dragged to some "holiday market" this morning and on the way back spotted Route 12 Filling Station. "Pull over, honey, I need a beer." We ordered a margherita pizza and I'll be damned if it wasn't a great pie. I didn't see the oven, but they claim it's wood-fired. The pizza was roughly Neopolitan in style, and it was terrific. I have no idea what this place's reputation is or if we just got lucky, but I'd go there in a heartbeat if it were in Austin. As is, it's more of a weekend drive destination, which is fine.
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