Jump to content

Search the Community

Showing results for 'I'd pee in her butt'.

  • Search By Tags

    Type tags separated by commas.
  • Search By Author

Content Type


Forums

  • Sports
    • Football
    • 🤫$9.95🤫
    • Basketball
    • Baseball
    • Other Sports
    • Gambling
  • Entertainment
    • Movies and TV
    • Music
    • Hobbies
    • Lulz
    • Food and Travel
  • News & Business
    • Daily Texan
    • Cloak Room
    • Business and Markets
    • You Can't Sit With US
  • Other
    • Can You Help Me With This?
    • Best Buy Coupons
    • Please do this better?
    • Surly 1%
    • Purgatory

Product Groups

  • Big Donor Area
  • Buy TreeFiddy for a friend
  • Burnt Ends
    • Merch
  • Surly Horns NIL Slush Fund
  • Tailgate Donation + Payments

Categories

  • Firings
  • 2020 Hires
  • 2020 Season
  • 2021 Season
  • 2022 Season
  • 2023 Season
  • Football

Categories

  • Movies and TV
  • Music
  • Hobbies
    • Video Games
  • Lulz

Categories

  • Basketball
  • Baseball
  • Other Sports
    • Futbol
  • Gambling

Categories

  • Daily Texan
  • 6th Street Journal

Find results in...

Find results that contain...


Date Created

  • Start

    End


Last Updated

  • Start

    End


Filter by number of...

Joined

  • Start

    End


Group


  1. The coaching hasn't been great this year. It's a young team and maybe our coaches overestimated what they were capable of, hence they skipped a few steps in the process. That said, the team has come along, they've learned and turned in some good performances. Some will be in the NFL in a few years. The playoffs would be a game, maybe two where they can learn even more and take it into next year. Maybe they get a favorable bounce or two and go further than anyone expected. Maybe they're dubbed a team that could win it all next year. Maybe it helps in recruiting. In fact, we have several players I'd like to see play some more this year. Manning, Wisner and Wingo. There are others. Wouldn't bother me to see one or all make another fifty yard TD run. That was pretty damn cool tonight.
  2. They always knew. It is why they flipped their shit when we joined the SEC and immediately started looking into the Big 10. OU still inspires some fear in us. they can and have wrecked us. But aggy is absolutely terrified of us. Every time we play them. It’s fascinating. We are their boogeyman. OU either has a good team or they don’t. But they don’t pee down their leg when we get a 7 point lead. Aggy was putting on a front tonite. Deep down they are scared shitless of us. Even when we suck and are totally erratic and disappear for whole quarters and call shit plays and cannot even run the ball. They are still terrified.
  3. I had to talk down a few youngsters being assholes to some old aggy. I said, please dont embarass yourselves and every Longhonr who has ever lived. An aggy nearby asked me where my ring was. Oh, I left it in your mom. Do you have her number so I can get it back.
  4. I have been picked already. I'm too old, fat and sober for her MO, but my ego is right up her homicide alley.
  5. Only if @Nicole44 picks you. And not to be a target. I mean, I am not gonna piss her off.
  6. No matter what I tell my aggy wife about aggy being in CFP and us not (probably), she doesn’t care. She’s still crying. Even promised me head back when they had the lead in the first half. Surely she’ll remember her promise later.
  7. More butt hurt posts please from the Aggies
  8. So you did not go over to her house....
  9. You should show up and let her vacuum your nuts
  10. This aggy gal I'm banging, she texted me before I could text her and she said "don't bother saying anything, I'm going to vacuum tonight and just be pissed and it's shit because I have to go shopping with my sister-in-law tomorrow who will not let me forget that the t-ships won."
  11. Which will result in a lot of butt fucking and crying.
  12. Doesn't have to be Samford. I'd be good with Cal/ASU/Colorado/Wisconsin/North Carolina/etc.
  13. if everyone is going to go that route, then I'd rather they shortened the regular season, especially with the playoffs adding a potential 3 more games now. if it's going to be Samford and co, please just shorten the season by 1 game
  14. With a 9 game conference schedule we'll have 4-5 marquee opponents every year, plus more in the playoffs if we make it. I'd rather play OSU in the playoffs than in August. There's never been more premier matchups than there are now. The NFL exists if you want parity every single week.
  15. Man... If we hadn't lost to UF, I'd be in this... But we lost to UF.
  16. That video is awesome. I also hope everyone appreciates how considerate the Longhorns were, not letting Reville see her team get murdered.
  17. LOL. Wife just cranked up the vacuum cleaner. File this under "tell me you're mad without saying you're mad". To make it worse for her, she is going shopping with my sister tomorrow who will pour some more burnt orange salt in the wound.
  18. Thank you, hopefully there are other screen grabs of her, I'm interested in buying that button she is wearing and need a clearer view.
  19. and not movie ball game them great field possession. Get a turnover here or we’re in butt clench time.
  20. I'd add that Tech game where Kindle killed Taylor Potts. 2018 TCU was wild like this.
  21. Yes. I'll take her and any sisters.
  22. I want to lie and say mine was at least decent, but she was not. But she was a champ about licking my balls before I understood I should probably not let her do that after soccer practice. It now makes sense why the sex was better in the shower. Church was boring afterwards, tho.
  23. I'd take dink and dunk
  24. Owens has the balance of a coked up hooker walking towards her third car ride.
×
×
  • Create New...