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- 2026 Fiesta Bowl - Miami vs. Ole Miss (CFP Semifinal #1)
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Running / Triathlon Thread
For the other distance runners here, what are you doing for carbs and fluids throughout long runs and on race day? I was doing a GU gel about every 5 miles, so that would be 4-5 gels for a full marathon. I was also using Propel electrolyte packets (zero carbs) in my water bottle, or drinking the water and Gatorade provided on a race day course. That usually works for a ~15 mile run, but I've had problems in the past with hitting the wall around mile 21-22 of a full marathon. I've been reading up on it and realized I am way too low on my carb intake. I'm hearing people using GU every 20 minutes, or equivalent carbs from gels and drink mixes to get about 100g carbs per hour. Looking at different running resources and podcasts, there seems to be a lot of discussion about this the last couple of years. I guess I'm a little behind, but this is an easy adjustment that can hopefully give a big performance boost and avoid the dreaded hitting the wall. It seems painfully obvious now. Lately, I've been doing a GU every 4 miles instead of 5 miles and I've replaced my Propel packets with a combo of Tailwind and Maurten drink mixes, both of which contain carbs. I've noticed good results on long runs and I'd like to get the GU gels every 3-3.5 miles if my stomach tolerates it, which so far, it has. Curious what regimens other people use.
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Trump’s America
A guy came into the ice cream place my daughter works at and had Trump speaking on his phone loud as shit. He ordered a cup for his kid and then bitched at her for not giving him enough sprinkles. Not kidding. He continued to watch the trump speech at full volume while his kid ate then before walking out looked back at my 17yo and said “you could learn a lot from this great man.” So fucking miserable and stupid.
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Minneapolis ICE Murder
I just got back from a protest here in Kingwood. About 150 people showed up. 90% of the reactions we got from passing cars were honks and thumbs up. 10% were thumbs down or middle fingers. One guy tried to roll coal and got pulled over by HPD. Other than the fact that the crowd was definitely on the older side (I'd guess 75%+ were older than me aand I'm 55), it was a pretty good turnout considering it was all planned within the last 48 hours.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
It will be interesting to see how the end of year rankings stack up, but they dont mean a shit outside of #1 really Personally I'd have texas at 6 or 7 since we actually beat 2 teams on this list which most of this list STILL HASNT DONE, a&m down at 11 beating 0 playoff teams and losing a game at home with only 3 points on the board , with ND somewhere around 12 for being bitches and skipping a bowl game I think Texas and ND deserved to be in , and would have made this playoff look a lot different. but thats just like my dumbass opinion
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Minneapolis ICE Murder
With the state of Minnesota boxed out of the investigation and unable to inspect the vehicle we will never know the answer to this. But what if the first shot didn't hit her and was stuck in the dash or a seat. It would then be shot 2 and/or 3 that hit her when he was clearly out of harms way and firing through the driver window.
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Texas Roster 2026
Man, fuck all that Coleman shit. I would really make some linemen have to tell me no. I would rent 5 fucking mansions. "This is the left tackle's house, left guard's house, center's house, and so on". "This is Alfred. He will take care of anything you need" "This is Jeeves. He will take you anywhere you need to go". "Here is Cinnamon's number, and here is her <menu>. You like redheads? She recommends Tanya. Oh, you like weird shit. She says call Jane. Her safeword is pineapple". "Each house has two master's for you and the backup Left tackle. Starter calls the shots. " "Here is your parents' travel package complete with accommodations and game tix". "You have an issue with someone around town? Text Nicole the person's name followed by the words "Town Lake". We would have the best O-line in the country. Opt out for the NFL? Fuck all that. Whole line full of 1st round seniors, too afraid to go to the league because it would "lower their lifestyle".
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Minneapolis ICE Murder
Also, one of the orders she got screamed at her was to move her car. Which she tried to do right before she was shot in the face three times.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
Well after much thought. I'd be OK with watching a game with the old man. I need Vodka and some good queso with fresh jalapenos. My Dad (hard man , Vietnam vet - Agent Orange skin issues - never heard much about this part of his life, Bama x2 grad, always told me I'd be lucky to live to his age 77, he's right on that one) is dead so I'd enjoy the visit. My son kinda hates me and I'm like you realize I'm the person that spoiled your ass with 1k of cool Nordstrom shit for Xmas and no thank you? Yea, get your own car. Topic related, have we fired Flood yet? His Dad may just need a new opportunity? Can't be any worse and I bet he'd tear it up in practice.
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Minneapolis ICE Murder
THEY HAVE NO AUTHORITY OVER HER YOU FUCKING DUNCE. if you go to the grocery store today and the stock boy screams at you, “DROP THE BASKET MOTHERFUCKER!!!” and then shoots you in the face until you die, then too bad! your fault! tough titties turkleton! YoU sHoUlD hAVe jUST oBeYeD HiS OrDeRs!!!!!
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2026 Texas Baseball
^^ someone is gonna be butt hurt for not being included.
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Houston Oilers
Her dad died alone and was only found after the police were called for a wellness check. May she also suffer the same fate.
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ICE activity/raids
this is me... but im not really finding it that difficult bc i've prioritized avoidance lol mom passed in 2019 and i'll say it... i'm grateful, not that she's gone, but that i do not have to witness and she does not have to suffer what i am 100% sure would have happened to her during this entire decade, from covid on 😕 extended family is big and a mix of rural east Texas simple folk and UT/aggy grads with deep financial and political ties...all 'conservative'/maga. we've only seen each other at weddings and funerals for a couple decades, i will not be surprised once dad (78) and my last surviving aunt (90) are gone if we never see any of them again. they are not, as they say, my people, and i've never lost any sleep over it and neither have they lol. ngl, leaving Texas made avoidance a thousand times easier. and my algorithm is pretty void of any politics - animals, music, nature, cooking, and GRWMs bc they're fun, shut up. really... it's just my dad 💔 i do think he's wrestling with his amygdala. he's become very involved in local philanthropy and the past year has been eye-opening for him, he's unironically talked about it 🙄. he has said outright he does not like Trump. but...he voted for him, almost certainly all three times. give him a few drinks and the ugly starts coming out. and he still shares god awful shit on fb which i just chose to ignore. but our family is very small, and in general he's outnumbered 4 to 1, and we are also all he has, so for the most part we all manage to just avoid topic(s). and i personally do not drink with him, ever. we all just have to make the call. some of y'all with larger families and kids and whatnot, y'all have a lot more on the line and i really feel for you. i've had a loving but conflicted relationship with both parents since my youth. i'm not afraid to confront directly when pushed, and i'm not particularly sentimental which helps. also, no kids is the best decision i've ever made.
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World War II History Thread
The biggest reason to be out in the Pacific is that I wanted to take a journey through the countries that the Pacific War was fought in. It was also to be able to listen to stories of those who were alive when the history of the war unfolded. Most of the soldiers are no longer with us, but there are people who were children that experienced the war at their doorstep. I had no real idea how I would meet any of these folks or when, but a co-worker who is Filipino heard what I am doing and asked if I wanted to sit down and interview her mother. I said for sure I would. She took me over to Aiea where she stays up in the hills with her younger sister and their family. Her name is Maria and she’s 91 years old. She had turned seven in October of 1941. It wouldn’t be long after that Japan would invade the Philippines and show up in Leyte. I asked her what her and her family did. She said they abandoned their home and headed into the mountainous jungle to live. She could recall that time like it had just happened yesterday. She said for three years they subsisted on rice, fruits like bananas and vegetables like tomato’s to survive. She said they rarely made fires so the Japanese patrolling in their area would not find them. They had no pets due to the noise they would make. She said the jungle was their protection and that the Filipinos who stayed in the cities and towns suffered greatly under Japanese rule. Her daughter helped with translating and I mostly just listened to her and recorded our conversation that was about two hours or so. I asked her what was her first encounter with a Japanese soldier. She said it was after the US came back to Leyte. She recalled a Japanese soldier that snuck up on them looking for food. She said she ran away barefoot as fast as she could. She was laughing while recounting this. All the soldier wanted was food as the jungle was now his home too and when they came back later she said he had taken most of what they had cooked. I asked her what was her memories of the United States soldiers that came back and she said that the memory of going with her cousin to the American barracks where her cousin asked for food and kerosene. She said the Americans always gave them anything they had. She remembers getting corned beef tins often from them. I asked if she thought theUS would be back after Japan had seized everything there. She said she never doubted it even though she was just a child. She also could recall seeing an aerial battle where a plane was shot down over the jungle, but she did not know if it was a Japanese or American plane. She recalled that sight vividly though. The last thing I asked was what was it that has carried her through 91 years of life when the beginning of it was so rough. She said being happy and just thankful for life. Her daughter tha I work with is 59 and she said she has never once in her life seen her mother angry. She stays active with other groups of Filipinos here, she listed all th dances she can still do and she has made her own clothes her entire life. I saw some pictures of what she has made and Christ this woman should’ve been a fashion designer had she been born in another place. Her daughter had told me she had a sixth grade education and I asked about that. This was maybe cool because it helped her daughter learn something new about mom. She had a sixth grade education because beyond that the school closest would have required her crossing a river and then walking to school. It would’ve been two and a half hours one way. That meant the end of formal schooling. She would move to Manila and in 1954 at age 20 she would get married. I saw her picture with her husband. It was pretty cool. Same smile 72 years later and the same outlook on life of being kind to others and never getting upset over small things. The last thing I’d like to share is that due to her surviving in a mountainous jungle her family blossomed and her grandkids all took advantage of the American education she never could’ve imagined. One is a scientist working in Texas. Another is finishing up at UH Manoa. One that is in his 30’s got his law degree from Harvard and now is getting a PhD from Cal Berkeley. There are others, but I didn’t want to ask too much. I got to see her backyard where she still has a pet turtle, rooster, chicken, dog and cat. She has a virtual forest back there of fruits and vegetables and a mango tree. It was awesome. She used to have a pet pig back in the Philippines before the war and another after. Her daughter said the pig would follow her around like a dog. Anyhow this family exists because of one woman surviving a war living in crudely made bamboo huts with giants leaves to protect from the rain for three years. Next week I am going to attempt to meet her best friend that is 95 who had a different war experience win the Philippines that was not as pleasant. I just wanted to share this because you never know where life will take you or who you will meet.
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2025 Weight Loss/Exercise Thread
I’m on my third lifetime fitness stent, last two have been the last decade. So may not be as experienced as you or others but I’m pretty well committed to it and can’t see myself going back to an unfit lifestyle. At 50, I have three kinds of rest - (1) take the day off from resistance - weight training (I do whole body, go hard, super setting, limited breaks work outs with weights not leg day or arm day) - on these days off from weights I may still play tennis rigorously, or I might only take a walk, (2) a total day off, and (3) a sustained 7-10 day down shift to less weight, less rigorous court time, and let my body be active but with significantly less load - like 60%-75% capacity and 2 sets instead of 3 or a similar reduction if you do more than 3. Tennis is not balls out it’s working on touch around the net and maybe breathing focus drills while hitting the ball or even more cerebral training - talking it through. But the point is - a sustained period of significantly less stress while staying active. It’s going to help recovery, tendon damage, joints, ligaments, all of it. And you won’t lose anything for a week of a lighter load. My last downshift was about a month ago. I had gone way too long and was so tired, sore and fatigued I felt run down and my mental health was suffering. One week of downshifting and I felt great. I just came off a 10 day 8 day work out schedule and felt great Wednesday after 2 hours straight but tired n Thursday so I’ve taken two full days off with just walks. I’ll hit the gym tomorrow or Sunday. I never lift or HIIT two days in a row. At least once a week I’m likely to take a complete no activity / couch day - as long as I stretch twice those days it’s ok (I actually can’t lay on the couch for a full day). Trainer doesn’t like do nothing days and clued me in on the mandatory stretching. She would prefer a brisk walk at least. But I’m not her she lives for exercise. If taking a few days off doesn’t do it this time then in a week or two I’ll downshift again. Goal now is to maintain not build more mass - downshifting is great. So there’s really a cycle to it of intensity then rest and sometimes (active) rest can last a week, sometimes a day or two completely off and sometimes just a shift in what I focus on with high intensity maintaining that feeling of getting after it on a sustained level. Then I repeat every 6-10 weeks. That’s kinda my mishmash for rest. I talk to my trainer about it she likes the results and has coached me on some rest techniques especially the downshift and stretching
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
Smothers isn't that much bigger than Brown, so he's not quite the prototypical "downhill bruiser" we might have wished for as the portal opened. But he's still a 3-down RB who performed well in the ACC. I'd be happy to get him.
- 2026 Peach Bowl - Oregon vs. Indiana (CFP Semifinal #2)
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What's happening in Iran?
She seems fun. Probably wouldn't let her know where I live.
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Texas WBB 2025-26: Return to the Final Four
All I’ve seen or heard was that she had a foot/ankle injury….apparently slow to heal and Vic doesn’t want her back on the floor until she’s 100%. So….TBD.
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What's happening in Iran?
She's not bothering to cover her face, so that's pretty telling. I want to believe, but it's hard to verify some of this stuff (like the mosque), although some of the government buildings were definitely burned. This does seem to match up as the largest protests/whatever we've seen. By now, the regime should have been able to reestablish control over some of the cities and started killing a fuckload of people, so it feels like the people have a chance.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
Smashed a pretty blonde coed at Pedernales Falls on a seds and strat field trip. Her last name was his first, so this hits pretty close to home Kocurek?
- 2026 Peach Bowl - Oregon vs. Indiana (CFP Semifinal #2)
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
I'd upvote this more than once if I could
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ICE activity/raids
Man, I’m sorry to hear it. What we all need to realize is that we are already in a literal civil war. And war is fucking brutal on life, safety, family, and human existence. It’s horrific. What we are in right now involves horrors. It involves a woman shot down in cold blood after dropping her kids off at school. It involves people being cut off from their family because they’ve chosen absolute evil. It involves the conversation we just had with our son before he leaves tomorrow, reminding him that if things get bad enough here, he is not to come back. He should seek asylum. There are many families already that will never see family members again because travel between our country and theirs is not allowed or safe. Who knows, each time I see my kid may be the last. That is the reality of where we are. And I can’t tell you how much I hate the people who have made it this way.
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ICE activity/raids
I’ve quit talking to my niece, as she works for The Daily Wire and has become quite the bigoted bitch. Her mom texts me here and there, but we keep it surface level interactions about sports and our dad. I’m 99% sure after he dies, I won’t talk to her again. I luckily have a younger sister and BIL who have the same values we do. We live a mile from each other and hangout often.