Why Texas Stomps a Mudhole In LSU's Ass

[closetojumping 61996]

39 minutes ago, Right53VeerPass said:

These are some great points. However, I don't think Coach Orgeron's history of abject failure has been emphasized enough. Let's look at his track record:

 

In 2005, Orgeron was hired at Ole Miss. He tried to instigate a new offense and failed miserably. Ole Miss finished 117th in the country, averaging 13.5 points and 282 yards of total offense per game. Source: https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/years/2005-team-offense.html

 

In 2006, Orgeron's offense moved up to 108th, averaging a whopping 15.7 points and 261 yards per game. Source: https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/years/2006-team-offense.html

 

In 2007, Orgeron's offense made a leap to 105th, averaging 20.1 points and 345 yards per game. Source: https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/years/2007-team-offense.html

 

After going winless in SEC play in 2007, Orgeron was fired. Even Charlie Strong was able to get conference wins in his third year. Orgeron ended his tenure at Ole Miss with a 9-25 record and 3 conference wins.

 

Orgeron then left college football for a year, and then took a position with Lane Kiffen's Tennesee program. Yikes.

 

After Kiffen's Tennesee program blew up, Orgeron went to work at USC. USC eventually decided to hire Steve Sarkisian instead of Coach O. 

 

What's really incredible about this is that I can think of 4 programs with great histories that have struggled this decade. USC, Tennesee, Nebraska, and Texas. Orgeron was involved with two of those at a high level, and he was not able to right the ship at either of them. Herman, however, was able to significantly improve Texas. After 1 year, Herman's team won 10 games for the first time since 2009. Wherever Ed goes, mediocrity follows. USC was gradually getting worse before he arrived, meh when he was there, and meh after he left. Ole Miss just sort of sucked, and I don't think I need to talk about Tennesee.

 

Now let's look at LSU. 

 

Orgeron's teams have scored 10 points in 3 years against Alabama. He lost a bowl game to Notre Dame. In his two seasons, he's gone 9-4 and 10-3. Counting the games after Les got fired, his winning percentage at LSU is worse than Miles's (.770 vs .743). Elite coaches make programs better. Ed Orgeron does not. 

 

 

Enjoyed the post. One thing this reminded me of, which I fucking forgot to include in the original post, is that Marquis Edgart Templeton Orgeron III is also an admitted woman beater. He beat a woman around so regularly while in Miami that she had to get a restraining order on his shitty fucking ass. So, again, it's been a glorious career for this fucking shitbag. 

[Dr Grind 122]

5 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Must be why LSU recruited him pretty hard. 

Always need a few bodies on the bench

[Eggo 3973]

7 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Let me translate since I married into a family of swamp running coonasses, jackasses and shrimpin’ Chinks.

A baw is your basic jackass who is equal parts bro, wannabe country boy and pretentious football fan who wears his designer sunglasses, blue jeans and red wings as an extension of his personality. A baw tries to compensate for the fact that he can’t afford the payments on his jacked up F-250 by strutting around in cammo gear as though he just spent the week filling in as a stuntman in First Blood when the only thing he actually hunted was some Cane’s chicken fingers. He’s the asshole who shows up at the wedding in full LSU tiger gear with a case in back for the reception...as a groomsman.

Take away conversations about duck hunting, his latest truck accoutrements or his football team of choice and you’re left with a near vacuous mute that communicates like Sloth with Chunk. Imagine a die hard Tide fine from South Alabama, and then take away any sense of self awareness. Basically, an idiots attempt at being a flashy good old boy.

They’ll litter Austin with refuse and general jackassery, but on the bright side most of the city’s road kill will be cleaned from the shoulders and served at their tailgates. 

This was nice.

[F250 28380]

46 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

What's a "baw"? 

I believe it's how they refer to snuff boys at LSU.

 

[Helobious 9393]

 

[formermav43 4599]

Just now, Dr Grind said:

Always need a few bodies on the bench

That’s pretty big talk from a team running Lanard Fournette in their 2 deep. His google result is “Leonard Fournette’s brother” for a reason. I’d say we could use him at RB, but we’re better off with a converted LB for depth.

 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Anyone else getting an Vidor vibe from these swamp trolls?

[Sock Drawer 214]

4 minutes ago, F250 said:

I believe it's how they refer to snuff boys at LSU.

 

"Oh, piss boy . . ."  It's good to be the king.

[Dr Grind 122]

5 minutes ago, F250 said:

I believe it's how they refer to snuff boys at LSU.

 

What the hell is a snuff boy?

 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5294]

Just now, Dr Grind said:

What the hell is a snuff boy?

 

If you have to ask.......

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Just now, Dr Grind said:

What the hell is a snuff boy?

 

If you have to ask you can’t afford it

[clapclapclap 8998]

38 minutes ago, Dr Grind said:

We are setting up in Lot 37.  Come have a beer baw.  Look for the purple and gold confederate battle flag and the ice chest full of natty

Forwarding to the Cajun Navy for the post-game rescue of broken spirits.

[Dr Grind 122]

Just now, totallynotabuttpirate said:

If you have to ask.......

You catching on baw!

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Anyone else getting an Vidor vibe from these swamp trolls?

Basically anyone I know from Louisiana gives off a vidor vibe. Makes me want to take a shower.

[NowThis 931]

this thread has potential come 10pm Saturday

Edited September 5, 2019 by NowThis

[GumboPot 147]

32 minutes ago, Dr Grind said:

Let's talk about the actual game baws.  How many times is Sam going to have to throw it since ya'll don't have a running back?  I find it funny that I saw LSU having 5 running backs as a weakness

You have to understand UT logic.  LSU rotating 5 talented RBs is a weakness and UT having one legit RB starter and a converted LB and QB to RB as backups is a strength. 

[Dr Grind 122]

Makes sense when you play a soft as baby shit Big 12 schedule 

[TwiceHorn 30715]

3 minutes ago, GumboPot said:

You have to understand UT logic.  LSU rotating 5 talented RBs is a weakness and UT having one legit RB starter and a converted LB and QB to RB as backups is a strength. 

You fucking morons.  There are half a dozen threads on this board for serious analysis of the game and the teams' relative strengths, etc.  This is a mudhole post.  Talk shit or GTFO.

[Pato del Muerto 51914]

4 minutes ago, GumboPot said:

You have to understand UT logic.  LSU rotating 5 talented RBs is a weakness and UT having one legit RB starter and a converted LB and QB to RB as backups is a strength. 

Nobody has said our rb depth is a strength, at least not seriously. 

Your 5 rbs combined for 3.8 ypc against Georgia community college and tire repair. Does that mean they all suck, only some, or your line sucks?  In no way does it show strength. 

[hornhorn 100]

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

You fucking morons.  There are half a dozen threads on this board for serious analysis of the game and the teams' relative strengths, etc.  This is a mudhole post.  Talk shit or GTFO.

Exactly!

And your fucking gumbo sucks! Just like your poboys and cajun catfish with dirty rice!

Now I'm hungry. 

[Eggo 3973]

2 minutes ago, Dr Grind said:

Makes sense when you play a soft as baby shit Big 12 schedule 

One B12 school lost to an SEC school in bowl games last year, and that was Alabama. LSU is not Alabama.

[Machinator 32097]

 

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

I think we see Eagles play the part of Roy in this remake.  

[Junior Miller 1502]

27 minutes ago, Dr Grind said:

What the hell is a snuff boy?

 

Go ask the sheep humpers that hung 80 on you 

[Fondren & Main 6548]

1 minute ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

I think we see Eagles play the part of Roy in this remake.  

That would make me very gruntled indeed.  Give Eagles a carry on the end around too?

[GumboPot 147]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nobody has said our rb depth is a strength, at least not seriously. 

Your 5 rbs combined for 3.8 ypc against Georgia community college and tire repair. Does that mean they all suck, only some, or your line sucks?  In no way does it show strength. 

I love the problem of abundance of riches. But focus on the 3.8 ypc stat and totally ignore the 8.8 yard per reception for the RBs (which are essentially <5 yard hand-offs). 

[Pato del Muerto 51914]

5 minutes ago, hornhorn said:

Exactly!

And your fucking gumbo sucks! Just like your poboys and cajun catfish with dirty rice!

Now I'm hungry. 

And muffulettas.  And ben...benie...begn...These motherfuckers

[Dr Grind 122]

Is ole Hermdawg gonna make out with his players before this game?

[hornhorn 100]

1 minute ago, GumboPot said:

I love the problem of abundance of riches. But focus on the 3.8 ypc stat and totally ignore the 8.8 yard per reception for the RBs (which are essentially <5 yard hand-offs). 

[SHOOTER12 8766]

54 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

You mean the “word” “baw.” It’s not triggering, it’s confusion at your foreign tongue.

Yep, those cajuns talking like their mouths are full of testicles can cause confusion when trying to interpret that mush mouth garbage.

[hornhorn 100]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And muffulettas.  And ben...benie...begn...These motherfuckers

Powdered flour isnt a dessert you uncultured fucks!

[Pato del Muerto 51914]

3 minutes ago, GumboPot said:

I love the problem of abundance of riches. But focus on the 3.8 ypc stat and totally ignore the 8.8 yard per reception for the RBs (which are essentially <5 yard hand-offs). 

One game and this fool is lecturing us on how the spread offense works

[Texassucksdick 50]

You guys are worst then A&M, an that’s saying a lot! I’ll be back after the game to to see how y’all doing. Should be a fantastic melt. 

Btw. LSU 38-13. 

SECSECSEC!! 

[Hank Chinaski 6305]

3 minutes ago, Dr Grind said:

Is ole Hermdawg gonna make out with his players before this game?

[hornhorn 100]

6 minutes ago, Dr Grind said:

Is ole Hermdawg gonna make out with his players before this game?

[F250 28380]

1 minute ago, hornhorn said:

Username checks out.

[SubliminalHorn 6328]

7 minutes ago, Dr Grind said:

Is ole Hermdawg gonna make out with his players before this game?

You hoping?

[Dr Grind 122]

What section of that mickey mouse stadium yall baws going to be in?  I'll be in 26 so feel free to come catch some hands

[F250 28380]

1 minute ago, Dr Grind said:

What section of that mickey mouse stadium yall baws going to be in?  I'll be in 26 so feel free to come catch some hands

Free handies? Must be an SEC tradition.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

53 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Enjoyed the post. One thing this reminded me of, which I fucking forgot to include in the original post, is that Marquis Edgart Templeton Orgeron III is also an admitted woman beater. He beat a woman around so regularly while in Miami that she had to get a restraining order on his shitty fucking ass. So, again, it's been a glorious career for this fucking shitbag. 

Welp. This needs it’s own thread...

[hornhorn 100]

2 minutes ago, Dr Grind said:

What section of that mickey mouse stadium yall baws going to be in?  I'll be in 26 so feel free to come catch some hands

Slight problem though, we'll all be in 2019 while you're living large in 1919 with your homophobia. 

[Dr Grind 122]

Just now, hornhorn said:

Slight problem though, we'll all be in 2019 while you're living large in 1919 with your homophobia. 

Think you need to talk with your baw F250 about homophobia

[GumboPot 147]

13 minutes ago, Dr Grind said:

Is ole Hermdawg gonna make out with his players before this game?

[Newy25 7590]

5 hours ago, GumboPot said:

There is a lot of BS in your post and little substance.  How do you feel about match-ups?

LSU O-Line versus UT D-Line?

Will UT's backup RBs have the smarts to recognize and pick up Dave Aranda's blitz packages?

You know that 2nd TD pass in the LaTech game by Ehlinger gets picked off by LSU DBs, right?

How do you feel about UT DBs matching up with LSU WRs?

 

I hope Herman's game plan it to test our freshman corner Stingley.  Do you realize Stingley played on the 7 versus 7 circuit since eight grade against your wide receivers?  The point is, he knows them already. Oh, and please kick to Stingley on punts. 

 

How to feel about our DL matched up against your OL?  Do you realize that our NT Tyler Shelvin is playing himself into a 1st round pick in a couple of years and he is backed up by two very talented freshman in Ika and Evans. Furthermore the depth at NT has allowed Fehoko to move to DE in Aranda's 3-4.

 

I also don't think you realize the depth LSU has at LB.  You will know the name "Jacoby Stevens" by the end of the game.  

Your entire post just proved his point about false, SEC SEC SEC bravado. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

4 minutes ago, Dr Grind said:

I'll be in 26 so feel free to come catch some hands

Sure little buddy!

 

[Hank Chinaski 6305]

15 minutes ago, Texassucksdick said:

You guys are worst then A&M, an that’s saying a lot! I’ll be back after the game to to see how y’all doing. Should be a fantastic melt. 

Btw. LSU 38-13. 

SECSECSEC!! 

...

[gmr548 16253]

Let me translate since I married into a family of swamp running coonasses, jackasses and shrimpin’ Chinks.
A baw is your basic jackass who is equal parts bro, wannabe country boy and pretentious football fan who wears his designer sunglasses, blue jeans and red wings as an extension of his personality. A baw tries to compensate for the fact that he can’t afford the payments on his jacked up F-250 by strutting around in cammo gear as though he just spent the week filling in as a stuntman in First Blood when the only thing he actually hunted was some Cane’s chicken fingers. He’s the asshole who shows up at the wedding in full LSU tiger gear with a case in back for the reception...as a groomsman.
Take away conversations about duck hunting, his latest truck accoutrements or his football team of choice and you’re left with a near vacuous mute that communicates like Sloth with Chunk. Imagine a die hard Tide fine from South Alabama, and then take away any sense of self awareness. Basically, an idiots attempt at being a flashy good old boy.
They’ll litter Austin with refuse and general jackassery, but on the bright side most of the city’s road kill will be cleaned from the shoulders and served at their tailgates. 

So baw = aggy

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[Patricio Swayze 17058]

You guys are worst then A&M, an that’s saying a lot! I’ll be back after the game to to see how y’all doing. Should be a fantastic melt. 
Btw. LSU 38-13. 
SECSECSEC!! 

Hi aggy! Switching coattails from Bama to LSU?

[Foosters 17624]

20 minutes ago, Texassucksdick said:

You guys are worst then A&M, an that’s saying a lot! I’ll be back after the game to to see how y’all doing. Should be a fantastic melt. 

Btw. LSU 38-13. 

SECSECSEC!! 

The English language, how does it work?

[sushihorn 3215]

39 minutes ago, GumboPot said:

You have to understand UT logic.  LSU rotating 5 talented RBs is a weakness and UT having one legit RB starter and a converted LB and QB to RB as backups is a strength. 

More accurately: it don't make a shit.

Texas has a HC that produced a NC winning offense with a 3rd string QB.  Lack of depth is hardly a deal breaker in Tom Herman's world.